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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 3 \/ Q# Z/ x3 x- i N
" x6 l) R! z/ T1 u \ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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+ V( t! D3 W# c% i2 y$ b" D, v 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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9 A4 u+ x6 _& b0 w* c 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! M0 a5 l" p4 b+ \0 t
+ B( x; B3 a, V. I5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % U1 |) }6 v/ I5 Z: ?: h, {) b" s1 M
" `( f; h" Y6 T* I 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 6 d2 S- R7 I" T
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 4 y9 z& p9 w! p0 k4 ~9 @ s3 `* |! E
/ f) k6 c" S# ^7 n3 N3 {* o/ G2 z7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ) V7 V1 m( S! q; ]" f, H( b
6 {8 z, g9 B# V' l 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. & N2 w+ R# S% L) e
" K/ g! p& q9 O8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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% G$ f0 _5 g* @3 j/ I; H 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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- M' X3 [/ H* G 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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