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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ; k% B+ L4 E* U* l
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. - [, C; t$ @! P2 T; z
! x9 f; M; n) h) Q2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. + C& @) o) N/ Z, M7 H+ W
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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( Y8 ]6 u& {4 m" U3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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( D+ e3 b& ?7 {+ m4 ~4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; p, K8 X/ z/ D# D5 m- _
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 5 t2 f8 r7 l. v( [# u, c
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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) D) Z+ H' x% t1 s, F4 f 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 3 e* A7 w9 e/ c M7 o1 C! Z
8 d' Q' d- l7 _5 \; [2 S B6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & w$ G. p3 Q2 h- J1 `
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. - [' R Y, D6 X- x" z8 K1 n
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. , y; M5 F/ F- p
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 7 d/ z; ]- O2 E: w9 R7 `/ r
% j: W9 L) j) t. k9 x) E9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2 r8 b7 W' w$ h7 S
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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