新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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" x+ K2 t" X! L$ T- }, V4 J: n　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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5 w, r3 A! y( J2 G- B3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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( l& W. G8 n9 @　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

( n7 G  S! K& \4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

9 |/ a1 {% A' H+ d% O  t7 g  A1 t　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

; j. w: g* A1 j& t4 L$ V3 s5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

1 b  B; q6 p! @+ G, U* v0 `6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

  l' w5 Z4 b) M: W　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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# o( |+ @4 r- a2 R9 j* n7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

! N5 s5 I; U5 C　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?