新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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- ?( g4 l) m+ G- h, p9 N3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

: l- ]9 h$ k+ ~6 [' Z- ~& u　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 w4 q" s0 j  p- \9 {$ p9 R5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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- r6 |3 z  f  }0 y- M1 E　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

6 b! z3 }" u' E/ q( M# c7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

  {4 Z$ q( N- ~4 K3 b9 N5 ]  [7 _　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

" S. |& [+ f& \* Z1 P+ M$ l8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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# R6 G/ |! L1 j1 e0 Q% z( P7 V; B　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

( m  k; R# X8 g) X5 Q% N9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?