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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. % B: R0 K% n5 v9 r7 P/ [& L
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. - Q0 |% K: s6 q
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 5 g4 t/ R8 @; w# H# q3 V
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ) e b, r6 t: ?, m3 l
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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9 e! J+ ?2 k7 `# n+ x6 r 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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3 p; v, I" X$ O" I6 R4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! J! Q# n& h+ I5 c* m
1 b, C3 S" i# F 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 0 h* p8 c3 H3 |# U' e) u& n
6 x& g% c' y% R6 e+ s0 I- O5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. , p; M) t# A: m, p
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$ H0 m# d @' o7 J& `5 e6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ) | g z( @% Z" S! v4 i
9 V, D% g6 Z$ D4 v5 b. W$ W 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ( k/ \" @8 m- m1 W9 {
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ! W1 `+ S# N0 _! l% m" i V
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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6 C$ y1 l0 A: F9 R5 D8 O9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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6 d" x: i$ B# _3 S4 @& b8 b# Q3 [+ b 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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