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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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4 ~7 v3 \: c# w" a 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 9 G3 u0 M, f8 {' h/ p& A
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 1 @$ P2 q: ^- k+ H
" j( y i; D: I, C4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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7 f6 f3 y J' e$ }- ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % `3 w' f6 l' K8 {2 c! ^: [: s7 p
+ }( f! M5 O% y5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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; R+ ]' m/ T' t* ^; V9 ~' v2 N3 |6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ( s/ q+ ~2 c8 l. j( G
- \' @% r0 Q) A7 i4 U 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. : x D' X, a6 J0 n* C2 I
, V' ~% b4 L% g9 H- k$ ]' ^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. # L& h3 U: J1 A x+ {
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. $ h: G& f [) }
( R# i' Y$ u" G) w8 Z" Y: r j3 h9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 8 [0 [+ O8 z- G8 ~
/ i. w9 d: w9 L& q 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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