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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 3 T$ `' p: n+ _
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ! i T" Z- [4 z( X( e$ r
& B7 t- p- R$ G0 k7 N5 h, m2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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3 k- b' X. I8 p! d' G( Y C- ^ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 7 Y3 l9 O+ e! u
! c/ G9 I# L% H4 s. D6 {7 G. r3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 9 p/ `" t8 z3 T7 u5 {
) D8 V, g0 U5 v: e1 ]! t 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. + v3 p% T# Q/ p; Y; w5 Z
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. " }' G3 i" v0 \' `
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 9 X- l* X0 _8 w+ t
/ x3 i" L* x. h2 F/ L1 v6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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0 ]! X- \: S v+ j5 C1 Z& Q 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 8 r! A7 z# Y& z2 | `5 J7 L
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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: V6 ~" Y. j6 e# ]9 n4 C& Y' g( w; Y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. * J2 U. n3 i. q; [1 ^# T
0 P. z" z5 o9 q5 F/ Q0 H+ a& B' V. {1 L8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 4 Q6 I& @: t( [+ S6 V
7 o2 v7 i- Y& O0 U9 L 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 G! b) T& w& `5 x9 S2 A9 |( ~" x2 }
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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