新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
0 Z7 z" n$ s' C5 z　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

4 K! \8 B+ [- ^8 C0 Q$ r　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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# u4 d' c$ D& ?' Z; }. }+ @& w3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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4 v7 ]) h4 A7 V: ^9 I　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

, g) U# H3 W  d1 P8 ~4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' \0 J+ C! A) K3 f( J5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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6 x& k- \1 [7 [2 X　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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) ~% z3 f' O9 G- R% H; P( }1 O6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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- ~" `4 W1 E; F& U5 u' H　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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( w; ?% a0 n* O! ~+ a( W; v5 ^7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

+ b1 R$ \+ s$ p& @　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?