新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

( n4 T& q' u. g9 {5 f2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

0 i- q: o' v. D% o3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

7 j, R; R4 b- H1 S8 ]4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

2 Y$ w) [6 T4 R) r  i! s# ^' H　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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$ f6 q" p: H' g5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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; l  J! b) Z! b5 N& z- J　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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& C  X' d& A( w8 f4 Z　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

7 L/ ^5 F$ ]& f8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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, A* B# }. m2 V* P4 B- G* k　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

" r$ j" r, `" j* C5 g9 G9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

5 x% [! Y  N5 w4 X: v- i　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?