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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ' y, Q( o5 `3 @; f
/ U3 h& {( P0 H; C# i! c2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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9 X1 x' y% j1 C* Z" A( y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 2 h- z: L: y4 h2 ]# S- U0 ~8 ~
5 P! r7 H: g q1 B$ N7 @0 v4 e3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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4 R3 r, c' t+ V6 V& k 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. . y' U; D# i; @% v+ Z" ~$ i' }
4 Z- d" Y$ R! h9 j7 `0 L. Y4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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$ a; Y8 @5 ?# R 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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- I7 o2 ^/ Z. F# N6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ) k" t* u5 {2 B2 I1 O: _
! b7 ?6 {$ C2 |) f- O2 O& }0 f# Q 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. ) `, r$ Z2 V! U
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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% t/ B6 R& }9 }+ O& _* R6 F- X/ o 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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# I( U2 m) y- i1 o. z; r i8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 9 [7 T$ R- e) L4 R6 l1 U# t/ J+ G8 L
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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- \# u% a5 s1 P; G( L( @9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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