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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?4 B, R9 x2 t( B3 a) J
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?8 G$ J9 j0 y7 W& c P
---incorrectly
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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, h! `+ u8 l# ?! a$ r5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?$ F* G- Z. V5 U" ?- l& W$ E1 F
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?6 T, U8 J' w( Y& G: h1 [
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on? N* T1 B6 q: f2 U( U
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8 W) j# |6 }/ l8 R9 |( H8, Which is correct:# j4 r3 e& ]8 X+ s! P2 y, I, [7 E
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.+ u( J& Z' _' K+ K
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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