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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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9 }( u! b5 |6 t2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?% z2 k% e( K0 ^8 ?) x
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?# l: {# P$ P- F0 O+ h
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?+ C7 T% P! p( Y; H$ K
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$ F: ~% c7 m: u" s. |0 X5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?3 ~1 v) M3 K8 X8 Z: q& m/ z8 r8 }
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?" a: T5 L% ?# E: \
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, V% G" j4 g% z7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?( H Y2 C2 h8 y0 m
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8, Which is correct:5 T0 K) C @2 K; C
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.1 Z; e% q5 Q; m) I" T
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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