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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?* d2 t( K! n) K- M) y! }0 L4 g8 D
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?( O) k- M/ _- x( R" u
---incorrectly
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, E5 I1 x1 d) x9 i9 x1 r4 y; w7 c) h3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors? X0 N9 \& l0 n. I5 _3 p
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# s6 U( A0 V( X& j8 p# u+ `. j- |4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?. x6 x9 w, ~4 h6 v {; b6 i
---none
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4 L |! ^; Z4 b' I9 w1 j: q( b5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?4 G+ X& W( q! X3 T5 D, J$ ~
---The teacher is blind.
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* ?6 h t. F+ z/ O. H8 c6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?4 [5 e1 ]: g" t( Y+ I. C
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?( Q6 v3 `( e- ]' ^
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8, Which is correct: G, X# F& @' l
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
; ?+ b) l$ T, }6 ]! |% r B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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