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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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4 s- E' q( f3 M2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?% O I; K& j- x+ I8 u& E5 O g
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8 H% o) |- w7 y. y" `4 G$ H0 V8 N4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick? c8 V9 w, r! [0 ^% U) }* y; ?
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& d( i% Q/ G4 t* o5 K# n5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?. j5 Y9 z* V2 u; M- g
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! G* J7 v5 h' U: u0 a6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?* j$ s3 x2 q) G& I. L
--- She is walking.
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8 p. N. n9 |: m* p7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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+ T' M+ O& W- A& I" L8, Which is correct:4 R3 X5 z/ [" |7 j
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
% B, W1 X F1 y7 v! z4 X' g% c B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001." d; d7 R6 K, N4 x2 {+ p, _
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