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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?0 v! o, [' i( l7 `1 M" E
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, g3 H; O% x: y. n9 G) Z3 s- q3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?# E, G& |7 x- u7 h5 i0 H& ~
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" A4 E8 V& t: ?/ g1 f: K5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?" J, M; }$ Q/ Z& |" X$ v# i% O v
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% r% K3 f X8 Q( w" l. ^' ?3 t- K6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:& p+ ]* r6 f/ W* g3 x) {1 i( h' G
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
x( D0 o- j4 A$ b- j: J B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001./ j" N/ H/ `( J9 I7 A& R+ d$ `
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