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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days? `1 Z/ l8 R5 T% k: Y
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! o! R8 L: U2 \- R2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?6 t* K# g% I* T# d% s# ^
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?( S, @1 K1 _: K% V$ M1 e0 z7 E
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?- U- S* n9 q" \
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?8 {) K0 W: q' b4 j9 a7 C4 w9 y
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1 A0 Y6 Q4 w# ]6 N; P- ?; P8, Which is correct:
) J) ^( P- t1 N* W! I( a A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.- w0 P n) ~" Q3 E
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.% a7 n' \: \$ k) z+ J3 a; z1 D! i
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