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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ( h/ L) C, X8 b' Z5 M1 I8 H$ S
/ E: a8 o, _5 B b; Y. N% I 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ) d+ ?& Q5 b" |% P
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 |5 }# d- J3 @8 P 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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6 u" D4 V0 Y/ @8 u/ B Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
. _+ A6 z6 i' ~# c1 z7 V 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. " s/ y- b# D5 [+ Y" L! c2 o
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 r, k" d# B$ v% `. B 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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3 w4 k! ?$ k* y Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 Y0 ]* m7 T9 g. h+ y: v 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 l( c2 l! o6 d/ v
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- }" p9 ?3 y9 G2 f+ T) t 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). . y9 o7 G3 }0 \" n7 _6 v) h
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. % m& Z0 i3 k0 l& q9 E
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, Z9 F2 Q4 G5 j$ S6 c9 q2 j 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. + d o- v1 |( Z8 G% {
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
. V9 s4 c! f& O6 V 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( ?/ U' q- ]6 ~- }" Z "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ( `0 s; u9 v* y8 _; o( o. w" c
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. , }! `$ B* } ]% Y
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
; y5 D& p9 I+ S# U" { 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. " t; D" }) t( g7 k
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
# H( T* ^( D |, O 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. . r8 ^* T1 E, q$ T: B
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 1 u; j4 \; r0 s! o- d! B# {
( j- ?" h, |$ S/ s When two‘s company, three‘s the result! / r/ k) l8 G D" f% G
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! - a6 T& W8 p q: L/ W
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, N( A9 u: T; I/ k: V Z0 v 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ! C: y+ {; V* P m! I2 Y
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
( k- R6 Y9 S' i5 w7 J+ m: j 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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