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5 o9 A) S3 c; Z- f1 i9 G, D& [话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
+ q% Q/ t; X) ^8 |) s3 dChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
1 J! ]5 A0 P. Q8 `/ }' {, @People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
8 c$ [4 j* U8 KChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
; V+ X% _1 u# Y( u# G- I+ _People: They’re all doing business overseas now!0 @7 e& x+ ?0 X2 G+ V2 ^" o2 T
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?! h, G. F( b( K$ S/ J G0 u i
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!8 L3 h$ \( F1 y# i. a# |" i
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!0 r; ]/ j# \, X8 O. b
People: They dissolved it themselves!" O1 b2 C4 M, Y7 w. n R8 m1 x
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?( b; f- ^* x$ S$ l
People: We’re the imperialism now?% J6 E M; Q, m4 J& j6 q
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
" J2 h8 Q; p. {$ g- m" s; qpeople: It’s in America now!
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$ @1 z N# x2 k! ]* _: N( i3 N来个对照
+ [3 |+ T8 U% ?+ k, R) l毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗 a G3 y$ a# P! k: g" S) K
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
/ P6 d8 W7 S1 {毛：资本家还存在吗: H" q# m' H5 c$ E1 I% s
我们：生意都做到外国去了
; {* {8 P, |7 H2 p |$ S4 V% \. A1 L毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗6 R* C. ]9 C2 Z* E
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
9 R, S3 i! X0 l9 G7 E! A毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗& Q& q2 w- g) S) m
我们：他们自己解体了 i0 h3 @% A! ^9 N; Z a, w
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
6 I( j) _1 C5 @+ O; ^! b我们：我们自己就是了# ^; y. k1 B3 t& k
毛：那我的文革呐. h3 Q# P$ p& S
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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