毛主席问答英文版，

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* x: z, }' T' x2 R( R# x) z* {话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
& G3 G7 y1 b& `5 H, BChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
0 e$ Q% _' {+ ~: \  NChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
) |+ J" \& _0 E/ G5 Q' jPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
! E# V5 a8 Y! |Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
+ X5 x/ _, Z3 V/ Y( nChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
4 b5 \# k/ A% c. k8 p" x3 }People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
/ L9 @  o6 S9 w  g4 g% d4 _# @) x我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
: A/ P) z* }) a6 }毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
9 _! e, L) E: Q& Y$ R1 b7 ~0 x毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
; j$ e& S& \# B0 P我们：我们自己就是了
* |  z. V- g1 {) v% D9 ]毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了