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$ D% E* z* w! g& R* _' }1 ~4 ^话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。1 H# o0 Z$ n; B- R2 T' l# @$ S6 P
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?9 L+ H5 J7 u$ j" A6 q C
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
9 C0 c1 F, a0 T# O8 x% {& nChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
8 p h# J4 V* o- x: YPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
& y/ P' V# L! \# C9 iChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?* i& [* i7 X' h* r
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America! b7 u5 `2 c" a) F
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
8 F: a2 j1 |2 [: U; a! VPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
3 s4 i1 c; [( c: U! VChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
% Z/ D; s7 P- s; E7 U4 I$ bPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
/ I; r. j4 y- b% Z& b. P/ kChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# i1 U2 t) ?2 a0 J N' H; w+ Zpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
1 `: z; m; {/ k- N8 D0 \2 o毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
3 n" ?' b5 i: S" _/ Q我们:都吃多了,减肥呢
6 e' y! o2 ?1 @2 F b毛:资本家还存在吗
) D! y5 q5 V( A: v/ m' S; r, [( f我们:生意都做到外国去了: F: ^! n9 ]' ?% C
毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗
- J, u# ~1 a7 ^2 b我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了! p+ }+ u8 X7 i% K2 G. U
毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗
. C. X; p* v, }7 m( x: }8 x$ x我们:他们自己解体了
g# w h0 p2 m# w) D6 C- R# }毛:帝国主义打倒了吗* P3 v1 F$ X M7 s
我们:我们自己就是了' b5 b. W5 Y( D
毛:那我的文革呐
/ [& b& x: l1 m( r& J2 {1 ~+ I- X我们:闹到美国去了 |
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