毛主席问答英文版，

kokoliu

$ D% E* z* w! g& R* _' }1 ~4 ^话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
9 C0 c1 F, a0 T# O8 x% {& nChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
8 p  h# J4 V* o- x: YPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
& y/ P' V# L! \# C9 iChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
8 F: a2 j1 |2 [: U; a! VPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
3 s4 i1 c; [( c: U! VChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
% Z/ D; s7 P- s; E7 U4 I$ bPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
/ I; r. j4 y- b% Z& b. P/ kChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# i1 U2 t) ?2 a0 J  N' H; w+ Zpeople: It’s in America now!
1 b! I, s3 \: X% u+ x9 H7 K5 M

来个对照
1 `: z; m; {/ k- N8 D0 \2 o毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
3 n" ?' b5 i: S" _/ Q我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
6 e' y! o2 ?1 @2 F  b毛：资本家还存在吗
) D! y5 q5 V( A: v/ m' S; r, [( f我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
- J, u# ~1 a7 ^2 b我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
. C. X; p* v, }7 m( x: }8 x$ x我们：他们自己解体了
  g# w  h0 p2 m# w) D6 C- R# }毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
/ [& b& x: l1 m( r& J2 {1 ~+ I- X我们：闹到美国去了