毛主席问答英文版，

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* y$ |4 P. U0 [  h2 x) @6 y$ h; U% Y话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
) U6 H& _! Q2 u  B1 w, g( O2 MChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
6 |% o( q. V6 b) ~! i; @- `6 ]Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
: z) i6 O. n8 }* }! ~8 |people: It’s in America now!
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* p0 N+ c+ T! s3 p( d: D1 X7 X) N来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
5 f& `; F+ U$ g% w" R- Q* N  H( o毛：资本家还存在吗
  P: m# G4 b( Y' K$ ~我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
9 I: C; R6 D0 n5 B0 b, r+ _毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
$ o* Y8 G1 j3 |1 b1 k+ Q毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
) @  b- M% \3 {! S我们：我们自己就是了
( n9 c* ?; j5 m- `" V: `5 }毛：那我的文革呐
# j; p1 H% c' @我们：闹到美国去了