毛主席问答英文版，

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4 d& P# D3 \2 L. `1 [. d话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
8 Y9 X( P9 x( _' JPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
/ l& ?3 ?' L2 ~3 D( Y/ ~People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
; b6 m( Y2 g( @7 y, UChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
9 ?, O0 e7 v! U. X! v+ bPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
0 }4 ]; @' o- K( NChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
$ v5 J& L9 t! f- P5 z: wPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
! g8 i' ^- ]! k! l$ h* @Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
& o  b3 o' a3 ipeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
) y$ A9 T5 ?! T7 }4 r毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
- P: S2 Q( E, @4 }. P; B毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
! {# v5 k/ v8 d5 ]$ d4 q我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
- ~) s7 u! I. W我们：闹到美国去了