毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
2 E3 z5 n( ~1 t) ]People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
6 ]* h, c; G+ B( u3 YChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
. a7 F6 l9 K! j. l! kPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
+ w0 G# t5 c; J3 ~0 L) wChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
$ T/ O) I9 e7 u- u( y' HChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
8 J5 @# L. j0 N: t1 [Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
  d% e9 \' T* Y* J& a) Bpeople: It’s in America now!

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来个对照
. d. e. A1 ]2 V2 @毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
7 _# [8 R# ~+ R: d毛：资本家还存在吗
4 ]1 B* S  e8 f% H( Q我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
* {  }5 S4 Q3 s5 Q: h毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
1 y, G% u" a0 e# q( o& y4 L我们：我们自己就是了
: Z5 q& M6 L* ^# H毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了