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* x: z, }' T' x2 R( R# x) z* {话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。
& G3 G7 y1 b& `5 H, BChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill? H8 A8 b- r+ t$ q5 k! @ }2 X
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
0 e$ Q% _' {+ ~: \ NChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
) |+ J" \& _0 E/ G5 Q' jPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!9 U' q) w T2 M: O, e
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?1 Z( O: [; U% |4 U- [
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
! E# V5 a8 Y! |Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!9 F% N9 g8 K3 B, @
People: They dissolved it themselves!
+ X5 x/ _, Z3 V/ Y( nChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
4 b5 \# k/ A% c. k8 p" x3 }People: We’re the imperialism now?! I; T0 C; b7 `2 n
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?; j3 M( g- C7 s6 ?# G6 _" s
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照$ b" m& S" K6 G/ h1 D* p- R
毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
/ L9 @ o6 S9 w g4 g% d4 _# @) x我们:都吃多了,减肥呢3 W0 p8 i L) X$ J; z& G% E
毛:资本家还存在吗8 N" I. z# F+ j6 w2 _: x: y8 O
我们:生意都做到外国去了
: A/ P) z* }) a6 }毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗$ p. Q0 w0 I4 O0 ~3 [
我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了
9 _! e, L) E: Q& Y$ R1 b7 ~0 x毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗+ m7 C9 G A: B- n
我们:他们自己解体了- j* L ^! W+ l
毛:帝国主义打倒了吗
; j$ e& S& \# B0 P我们:我们自己就是了
* | z. V- g1 {) v% D9 ]毛:那我的文革呐' `1 P; n) K6 E- ~+ L% _8 W5 W
我们:闹到美国去了 |
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