 鲜花( 12)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
8 T9 Q1 j3 o: d) e' p话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
- u1 K* C& g7 o, K" q1 m1 YChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?) x. l& N0 F* Q
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
/ v( b- \ f3 E6 H7 G' H1 gChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?/ K: q. J: C0 k7 e
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!$ @8 N2 S1 F# P* ~1 K6 R' h
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
L* W" {- D8 {% ?3 KPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!9 H7 h1 c4 k5 H
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!. {1 j5 |" l6 ?; G/ T
People: They dissolved it themselves!
8 f- h# ]8 s. L8 j bChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
/ t* t" P8 |1 V0 g( d- O3 X! sPeople: We’re the imperialism now?5 ^- ?3 R- n% f. C; s! D) }
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
1 H- N% d) c, [$ N, `people: It’s in America now!* T5 K: S ?4 U7 N* e4 E
* `' X9 R+ M& c' x+ Y
4 z- Q0 ]+ x$ M3 _3 d7 u来个对照
# D5 m1 K6 L, o6 ` S( h毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
3 d+ ~$ |5 @# r- e4 G/ d- M2 c) i我们：都吃多了，减肥呢2 e @6 n1 l: _% X' d/ L
毛：资本家还存在吗% u5 H6 k& l( x% W* j
我们：生意都做到外国去了
- ^$ j! @* W4 b9 y毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗( {! L& i: y3 i) W: k
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
/ M- ` x, o# m. ?毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗: W) {5 H- d- C6 ^; o6 X
我们：他们自己解体了; A3 v$ o, |. p h
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗7 l& S: t' T! `1 R, H
我们：我们自己就是了% a2 n2 X# j* h! ^
毛：那我的文革呐
& @6 |4 `, n# T' F2 b3 P/ v6 U我们：闹到美国去了 |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2017-11-1 00:59
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡