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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
$ \5 Y" ]" y, m" a4 L/ v孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?$ Q, e" V- ]$ K4 X r! e
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 3 M8 a. I& O3 A8 N. n9 }. @
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
! I4 M h, m1 m$ h0 U6 E' hConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ; Q' [9 X) [2 M6 Y
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
$ Q# w* U# l- `! Y ]) W" bConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
1 m. W- ~* r" O6 oConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
9 `7 G, q" J* N% gConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 3 g# i3 [ W/ h$ m& Y7 x" i. w4 y
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ; W/ A: m; C+ N" R
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
5 D$ a; T# n' l5 z% L7 _& i0 t/ bConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient i) Q1 b- S) e, t" \
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 3 ~2 A% E# j' Q6 ]
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on : B$ |% c3 m% l: W9 |
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
, J! `9 a! D. Q5 ?Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week - m, }4 u9 Y- R4 _3 m* X; ?
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
4 W2 B( j8 X" H3 JConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
* L6 a: l8 v2 g5 [) bConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
$ _( @2 G7 ~+ b9 C9 I9 S9 dConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 0 Y, f0 m2 N" v' Q K& `. i- O: w, \
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
' m' _/ Q5 E2 R# l' FConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 5 z& t- l1 [" i1 C4 _. O6 [
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
% n: E7 E. U6 MConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
+ H, n! K4 k+ K5 @# m ~7 l9 b8 DConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
: ~9 p: E: w" I2 t, P% B8 w. BConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
1 Q! M7 E3 V% b4 lConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts ' Z) n r+ g3 T4 b
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ; ^0 @- v4 I8 {9 p
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people * t) m* [. ?% K8 G
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 6 D U- E, D0 R J) a A# e% k
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok & l8 e4 r# X( \* p
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
0 b5 [5 q3 Y7 t/ K& ~, P) RConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
1 R7 ]1 j' o3 s1 j4 V2 p% [Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
( R5 N' ?" ]2 L" q3 c* VConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts $ h, o. I6 I& G/ @$ G3 n: w) Z
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ! x) ]! b; c2 V- V5 Z& o4 K
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
, n5 ^2 n" W) N# P6 OConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
$ ~" `! M/ d3 G4 Z# y& ^/ ~! D8 T' T, LConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
. W* g* T7 p7 U9 _9 Y% |) RConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 9 t6 K& Q F) W
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up , |% i1 z; c- i- |# V
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion D# S8 i2 \/ i) {1 d
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic / p( S7 L3 F( P* S
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
% d; U* t" c9 MConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 9 t4 ]- S1 l9 s: B; D: p
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
+ f' D7 S( h7 t# n/ Q# G. hConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground $ S8 i9 M! Q9 W7 ]/ M4 i
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ( {& d2 H+ I. ?( n9 w8 Y1 U& A
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
3 X0 ?/ ^7 [! l' h( xConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
; t! ~7 d; n8 L7 r8 z5 |Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face , d0 W) I' G$ ]0 s( l
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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