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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。7 t( O% @2 @/ ~* D. N0 p3 l6 J
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗? M$ R2 K; b, s7 u4 N. \4 s
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone ( K+ h* [6 Z7 j4 n( k& H
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
) t+ v+ o5 N8 q8 C% f2 mConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
1 t. i( W; q4 ~5 G8 j. z2 O6 GConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
( u! A' |; |8 ?- p% g8 q8 f% A8 wConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left " b* _7 o& K5 `- G
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ) E/ R( G- g# [5 B8 D5 O- r
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ( z( R8 {6 h0 m R! E
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 4 ^: `6 [6 v% Y7 t. J
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ! _/ \: N" _, o! y% n
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
) @) _* Q0 a' }* c& b \Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
( _* B2 {5 M6 X8 F6 A7 g# `Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 1 e' o- y& O4 X+ T8 [
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long , p7 l8 m: J. m. u% Q3 b! w
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 2 M5 w( }8 ?& i. g) r- e0 J
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
* O6 `9 C1 v& F. R# |8 MConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts + Z4 i! z3 d w9 E( p* P7 ?9 C+ ~8 x9 y
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired . ]9 ?+ x" s8 B0 } _1 O8 \- z* h
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 3 \) ^3 J h6 Q$ }& Z9 `: }
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
' j t8 v7 \' B8 HConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
& l% E4 I6 }' _, }# B# }Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel / M+ h/ I9 e) R ]' n! D( r
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck . j5 s6 W9 j! A- ?' ~
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
0 B1 ^- a0 f( u; s, b- `2 Y, kConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy + p _: g6 k0 R
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts ) i" R9 H* T4 p* }: t& r& W* [! i
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 7 }3 n0 v5 C6 U' s6 |/ T
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
+ W2 L( J( |- \$ x6 OConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ( v# v& K6 [. t; @+ H$ o6 |
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
9 c6 @3 \ W* tConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 9 X d/ N2 r1 Z6 y# r M
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab q+ }& ?7 b G* ?# Q
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
+ r$ i5 `5 P; j. @Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
; y6 B1 `2 X8 | ZConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
5 {* Y5 I, o& W$ ^/ X" M! P. T* @Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ) O; S/ C' ~/ {# [0 `' ]# B( i
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
$ g; N$ h8 F" K, }& ZConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
: s( i" m. c! q# w7 e$ VConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew |& t7 P! O4 r) ?. }( h2 O
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
6 a5 o3 ]+ A y( g; L$ LConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
: b/ p- J) X) t# G3 M2 KConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic * z2 a) I: I/ [: @7 {5 ]
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
1 b! o- P4 w" X) l) PConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
2 r1 r0 I: i* {8 [* S& n+ N8 bConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit , _# m/ A1 @+ [
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 5 `: {/ s- v( @+ d) i
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
1 H# C$ ?+ }% {$ NConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
4 W8 I' }9 k8 d: Y3 R6 a/ G0 NConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
$ @9 u( O3 H- s4 kConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face % z; f( i$ w& z* b
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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