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! k8 m. R0 y! r孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
' h }' \- y' z' zConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
! S" Q2 a( V5 X7 X& E JConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ; n9 [! L3 Y' j# l4 D
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
# W3 D- Q B( T% U0 eConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
5 ]4 _8 R: w+ M3 \% T$ B, O! X& wConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 8 K* k5 z& g3 W. w3 ^$ I* H
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
& X5 f: g, a6 k2 t( SConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
0 x7 V* v1 e; iConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it % o& T$ d8 m5 P, F% j$ W
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 8 m K) J. V+ a& \- [ r0 g" M
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 7 A3 V9 G$ b5 s% D9 w5 \, k
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
' \4 c- j# c) Z0 R: ~% E5 g* ?Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ( v% q4 R: D3 A$ z
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long $ W8 d) J" y: x# V
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week + n) m7 k( o! o- K0 ~: M
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
o' c& M( R v$ |$ oConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
9 e/ \+ N. N" f) u( S$ `/ aConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired + \1 q( @9 v5 z3 U, x: ^/ t! G& O
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 6 `( ? L9 F8 X
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
( q2 e$ B- U t8 QConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
$ [/ W( ]% r3 U" EConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
; @- V* {4 s7 J- U# A' t' A( B) WConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 3 B" t5 T% ~$ [. o4 u
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
, x0 }3 y" ?+ n3 R# nConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 6 B) t& x' ~ Z1 W% U& y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
6 z# ?& A% r( `4 q. u4 g- }- A3 zConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy . e& b O2 @( ]8 V
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
( p3 W7 M, K Z( n9 ^* w: p, kConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 7 a1 P' W9 g5 W) V: b
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ) c+ ?8 W. _$ Y9 _ l+ F s5 i
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
" X0 a/ Y Z' sConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab & u4 ?& d; i! C* j4 Y0 R9 D: o! s
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better $ g. V+ O r5 W
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
8 g7 d z. i. D% K QConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ; c; o4 _8 S& g3 Z
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
, w- I! {9 Y4 Y! i( v+ SConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ; X6 K f: o% l( Y# ~
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 5 [5 ^/ T- @- s6 w9 n/ t
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
4 x0 n2 d4 O4 T) W, z8 c& ~. j0 s9 ]Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ! I9 {6 m x9 _" J* n0 w
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
6 o! A8 a$ Z8 s3 [! `5 O! V8 ?Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
9 o: z2 o9 r% u/ d6 F" bConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
8 O$ {+ q- ^) x$ `1 UConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 1 e8 e$ F5 k% l
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
9 M5 }/ ^. ~3 w% |# y ? WConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
/ M& t4 v7 I; y/ EConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ' o2 j# K# @3 I0 S" c
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
' ]4 o1 O! f) Y1 AConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 9 j3 ~! O5 q+ a N4 C
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ( b1 f c5 K6 _1 |8 B/ V- ?) t
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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