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& }+ d2 s4 K3 w# }孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
( @2 c- G _! ]3 R3 v3 ZConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
% ?$ j6 z2 H2 kConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
. d' }5 E8 [, Y i) }Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
/ G6 S+ o" P3 v* u. d) _ }Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
$ `# \# ?5 C$ h. H7 r9 l, M4 d( ]Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left , T; H- O! c" Q2 Z
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house % g* P9 Q3 }7 e% ^. ~
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
) Q0 B# G g% q7 g/ A- H8 c$ RConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it . t2 d; U2 ]. Y1 X9 T8 H
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
" S1 H; F0 i& P* }! ]4 N$ NConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
1 }6 p6 C5 p; }2 X: BConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
" s/ G6 A9 Y2 |. H* U& DConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on , r% ?- i3 L& O U; \
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
5 Z2 C8 x V' R3 ~" a, dConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
& M% i& W8 \: j, }: }" {$ s7 ^% FConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent - l! J) v# X7 r4 }
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ) L5 H, u9 k9 u3 a
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired * [, D: n/ R4 E
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
! {; g9 H5 q* s$ e. Z" z4 DConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist ; {; q, m+ G( L1 u
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ! v& \- Y; v6 ?5 ?3 g1 T
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ' p1 N. Y0 X! h* G+ S
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ) r8 D( m8 E" K0 |
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
5 T% e8 s7 g$ p7 b8 |% g& m; KConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 8 ^4 P- r: M! }: L2 }2 {
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
: j3 }+ V& f1 |. X7 h" KConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 9 u# D5 o4 `9 b: P+ z: n I
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people : v" r! Z( z, k/ w
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
" |1 D/ v( \: N; ~# XConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ( @8 b) | ?# F: ^8 g
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
6 U# W: X+ L# b- c6 m3 r& RConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
4 [( G4 D9 P) m7 {6 MConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 3 B# {6 p3 B0 c# G; m: V
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 1 F: x/ B2 B5 h* m/ C/ B
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 0 t f2 ^& y% B& ^7 x6 m
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement & L5 T3 R8 o& P6 p) M3 u' Y3 w1 q
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face + D8 K, }: b z* d) k# J4 ~+ @, _+ q
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
+ m" a$ l6 \0 g% F j$ XConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
4 }. H( \# | ?* M# Y- ]6 aConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 9 u" O: P. l8 e
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion ) L$ l8 R- Q, r# N
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
( E) `: e; c" B. U! C9 \, IConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny T+ d7 @1 u, B9 U! M+ O+ O7 }
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ; k3 g* H1 i8 E' |7 g
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ) ?% }+ @: Z X" t$ \$ ~* E: R# d2 _
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground * f9 l- v- X" a% c
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
6 q" K( }8 L' \/ lConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth # s& t: J5 x' u* M) j
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 2 Q2 g$ J& B C* z, d
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face - y0 Q$ I' N2 w+ E
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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