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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。2 f" H& m, s/ ~" q- p4 [% d; c, l
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?0 |& x! m1 e" f5 w2 q4 F
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 2 K3 p8 w g9 F( t" r, I F
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ( q/ F* q4 k. {' }& h
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 6 ?3 x6 g- F5 W% I0 L! J
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it # }. A& }7 Z+ j/ l
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left : B" Q& D3 D- O9 Q% Z* j" m
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
) M& _* W0 k7 l# n) b1 u9 e! ]Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night t2 }. D5 H; y7 }& v$ c
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
7 J6 D! I+ E; g6 Y/ [% [Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 4 j' j9 c j$ ?% z5 [7 P5 u
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient & y/ o) ~- X2 U! Q: I
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly & y* w- U' o" J& M' T/ P
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on / S/ c/ X+ m& W- {& t
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ; r# ^6 R" S: T6 J
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
6 V: w/ C8 i% Q$ z. bConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
M# g2 h1 Q9 k/ L2 G: OConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 8 z: p; e: `. c% u
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
5 E* n9 I) Z$ B* h0 v$ }- K5 PConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
1 H3 s) w- U( y7 Z; a4 s& dConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist + Y5 N, i( D+ U, R! }
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
- H( L" G: y6 M5 ]% \Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 3 E8 Z0 \% ~$ S! w2 o& }2 r
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck : q' u# z& y, T' v
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
9 E% f7 G' s' N1 m, E6 ~* Z7 ]5 UConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy : W& O* ^0 q2 H! |! A& X6 C
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
# J: i4 h0 P2 z, R. g; t$ uConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
$ T) J* F7 H" |1 Y" _) C- OConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
\5 E2 V0 f+ f/ w6 A% Z7 mConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
@5 S, {: i$ |9 Q& A4 GConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok + H4 d }: U0 S' b+ Z
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
; F# k; a) p. x% @! c5 F6 LConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 9 r/ L/ U4 v; w1 \ A/ m" X" i( S
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better $ n3 ]# o' A+ n4 h
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 3 X# L% Q8 d7 V
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
4 q! k `, J HConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
2 F' E- q b S4 h0 H# Z, ]2 H, wConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face " o ^1 q ^! l5 N, k1 @3 k1 }
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
3 N- m/ l, E! H; jConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
5 b/ g9 C( r7 `( j( R: g7 wConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up - R' g3 o2 C7 M% M$ I* W
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 4 ~5 o- d: n8 G, B6 Y4 V
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic * }7 }4 P! q. l9 [1 ^1 t
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
6 g9 P# N- x( }, o! |! h) H5 KConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
4 }+ V$ P. q# V4 v6 A" KConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 4 g+ g9 d2 M( b
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
1 h8 Q& J: m+ Q+ g0 kConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ( T. {7 K" V$ @
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
5 S+ w: e' s$ v6 dConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 5 D' v! `0 {: l/ L0 {- O! W( m. r9 y( f
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
; M( W! N+ k* A+ p5 B4 x* r. s% s4 qConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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