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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!* M5 |8 H, C( R; @2 Y0 [
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!+ H. ~# _8 Q/ W m- n( X% h& _
' u/ r& ?. I* e! N$ U A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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# [: ?9 g5 A" Q& w So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"$ _ n$ R- Q0 }4 h+ I2 g: v! R: m
( V+ c% z4 W, y1 l6 m Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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? g1 J D X: }8 n/ ~4 R+ I/ u Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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: |1 L5 P8 M6 S* ] "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."& m5 I2 S- Q; J8 Y
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.& L: p% P u; j# k
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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- K* ~5 Q" M7 @$ w; N0 X8 O9 j "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"0 w4 c! |4 e9 n6 U) \
0 v: d* j' G2 B7 Z+ t# s; C6 q What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."5 C3 D$ p- y8 }4 C5 ?
& z5 ^& i3 R6 |, @1 E1 C "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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发表于 2015-11-11 00:54
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