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$ X" P0 i; e4 K9 k/ n O) z I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!# U q9 O$ U% @- q' m& L- U2 Q* n
! T1 ]7 N& |* a) d A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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/ j. A, {0 I9 A* N I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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2 g5 {' M; t7 Y* q A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." : J5 w/ y ?( K) R
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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. Q$ T ~* y6 j/ O6 ?7 a Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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( ~* }' s+ m/ D- x4 J- f3 z$ ] Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."" r- R/ P+ L) o" [* v8 H
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?/ w! T& E; g8 g# X; e9 n3 V# {/ k
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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. j9 X# a" r# m4 Q0 B& Z What? Cemetery? What a place is that?3 n# r; k' e" [2 p
: E8 r0 |$ _( J8 S, V; \8 x4 q "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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9 s! z" m! [) {$ H What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?1 P0 S0 f8 `3 F0 k/ ^. c, E
! i7 {. t+ K' P# Z On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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