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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!# n9 e# Q8 o5 g/ `/ N
# J7 U- K. M/ z% `& B$ W; K7 k A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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3 E% J. h5 Y: x I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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* `& K3 i( h( w A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.* t5 e' A0 F4 H
7 v, `7 D g F! f1 C8 T" b7 t7 b So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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l) k- V8 c: q: n G& y0 c Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"; U) R1 U9 ^7 \
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.2 z) U" L$ ^2 k* L' Y0 u( s
3 Y5 ~+ m) K4 I* p- O Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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& \* j8 c+ m& b: c! |- ~ O+ y2 Z "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."$ {6 |6 O3 e% C& [
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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! {2 R' c" i; U6 t) x& h What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."2 e/ S0 P0 K$ B; P4 u0 O& H% S
" k, }+ n2 x/ S* [2 P8 Y% a Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."2 E& Q4 A5 @+ G3 V$ o! Z
6 d( d! J1 e( u' k/ F/ H$ H- H "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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