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1 O) |' W" S* P I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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1 ^- S+ G) O( A2 _- M0 Y0 q A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!1 e2 f: Z9 y6 |
- T* s2 s) p6 W; d I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!9 e; \4 {. b" [6 d$ r
& c' p5 _5 G( x% J A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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' M6 M. Z! r; {; O" ^/ O9 O6 h) }; A Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"5 B3 k) B; h$ \
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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7 F( S" j/ C& m8 f4 e Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.3 \1 Z$ `# k6 A- B( z9 X) v
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."7 P* t. W: o8 S, y% \6 Y' Z
* H2 X- w9 w& Z "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said. w0 A; g* Y3 L' k. c
9 e& R: M1 @9 y6 G* ~' F( u What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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7 v* r1 M# V E; M: K0 s6 @ What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world." t9 l2 L: N8 ]0 ^
\* {$ s! o1 v2 { What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."8 e' A0 R# x, q
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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