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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
2 v: U9 F/ T' _6 z性本善:Sex is good.
) e9 B8 G. G8 Y性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) P, I( P. p# |2 U: {. n0 ]" d3 H: s习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 \! J; v  w4 F% A3 c3 ~苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# z1 L. l  i$ t0 K, _5 e性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ a3 j$ d  H. [/ K4 x

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教之道:The way of learning it
1 r7 H' d/ v8 A$ `: }2 W6 A贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. * D! P6 K( h* C  d3 O1 l9 I

1 U9 K/ _$ p. Z1 ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( R3 g; e$ M$ h5 h/ h择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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( q8 M- l+ T: K$ g" W! i  i: c子不学:If you don't study hard,
- e* M- `, d- G) S/ Y! H断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( N1 Z- |, }3 X) p. @
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous " I; O5 \  J  N! P4 ^
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 {% q/ W, M$ P/ Y9 ?9 ~. M$ o教五子 All his five son took it
) K3 V+ v2 I6 D2 f名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 K7 M9 ?) s- J, `父之过 It is all your fault. * P: h6 f2 e1 \* s2 H1 c
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ U' R1 h+ l5 c# V% J3 a) ]师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * |7 _9 e; o2 w4 v: @

& C' R! H! ]  k4 l( x" Q* x# F5 m* k子不学 You may refuse to study this , [8 }/ }/ k# _  i
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 5 C+ D. @; w9 j2 n
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 c. _9 @2 d0 W3 G5 Q4 b" _# R) L; w: G
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged   M9 d& E( n5 Y8 b

0 j$ v  S9 @0 v; y3 v玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 i3 o: [; B0 p) w! c8 \2 c; b; C1 j/ O不成器 It won't become hard and strong. & F! T3 x+ Y2 B, ^% ]
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 v5 @, C' u  R8 ]' M( ~不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
' D7 ]1 M9 t/ FFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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