爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
+ [- u$ E- A; X+ P. a) y% w性本善：Sex is good.
% S# l9 D# X3 V7 Y) Q2 r性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
  q+ {, A* C6 \. ]. _7 }贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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* w9 F0 k( x9 m: u& P$ f( `$ u* k窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 m) h* x4 m2 g9 o. h7 K% s! d4 K' y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ ]2 }& Z% B* o0 P1 A+ J教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
* c2 P$ @9 L, e& [. L) D8 u( c% C教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. l$ g* W9 |; s1 n7 R! n子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 }: `8 c, s+ A非所宜 but that is a real mistake
6 w4 q5 U. p) R* e幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 `/ @5 [- W2 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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