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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
+ [- u$ E- A; X+ P. a) y% w性本善:Sex is good.
% S# l9 D# X3 V7 Y) Q2 r性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / I/ M  J  i8 a# m" B5 I# j4 ]7 T
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. * w% M2 N9 s8 y
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - P6 j& w; }2 p; v) `( ^
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
  q+ {, A* C6 \. ]. _7 }贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 U5 I- J5 m. |+ d- B; O  n- X# e
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ; l6 q6 U! f" `8 I8 M
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ( h/ b8 P' I3 k) b' s; v1 i6 u
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 8 b. G) A0 U: l
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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* w9 F0 k( x9 m: u& P$ f( `$ u* k窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 m) h* x4 m2 g9 o. h7 K% s! d4 K' y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ ]2 }& Z% B* o0 P1 A+ J教五子 All his five son took it & e8 E& n- v; X1 X4 k
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % U& u2 c7 Z, S$ e; r: d3 b
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, $ U* S, [( ?5 s; u5 A4 f# ^
父之过 It is all your fault.
* c2 P$ @9 L, e& [. L) D8 u( c% C教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 9 o% D! Z* R# }# s4 S" f) }
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. l$ g* W9 |; s1 n7 R! n子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 }: `8 c, s+ A非所宜 but that is a real mistake
6 w4 q5 U. p) R* e幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, , `% N1 r1 I4 P3 w- z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; d7 u: ]# v$ U, J" A* h0 `  `4 M
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 `/ @5 [- W2 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 8 x% \1 M; w6 D3 q6 ~. }
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ) Y7 Q! {5 Z# g1 p- S/ a
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
, n  m+ t5 Z; Z/ `8 b. P' D" tFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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