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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
; x% b( J+ |, l9 K, {性本善:Sex is good. 2 d$ E/ F. O* I: w' W- a  y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 `' d0 `+ V3 B3 P. O6 m) ]. I习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 A3 [  D8 B: \7 W9 L- _8 V
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
. a. H) X1 ~# \  z性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. : F( U* F- t* Y

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1 n, y9 ?0 r/ {3 r) c  |教之道:The way of learning it
0 V) B6 ?. r9 L( k贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 Q3 B6 O) ?9 i

( e6 S+ G9 X3 H1 J7 |4 k2 ^, z/ L. Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 z, V* d3 Z% H. o7 C* B& t. T' M择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 6 y  o# V" w/ ^% _3 k/ b# {' n
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
! }2 m9 l* a) g3 _# J. F断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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+ o: g% y8 w* P9 Q$ A! l窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 u( e( Y+ y7 n$ A- I' G有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ! Z8 x* T/ E) P) p( ^! F
教五子 All his five son took it 4 T; O& @# w- c& u! F
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. + b1 u8 j' j; Z# d/ r, e5 i7 ]2 X
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, - b3 q( i+ z3 D: P! A# o1 E& c  n  Y# P
父之过 It is all your fault. + H4 u* W8 A: k2 C
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 w" p( s) f& r
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % C( W/ J$ O- Y" [) T

6 J5 p' J1 B; ~  M/ B5 d* K# o; x子不学 You may refuse to study this
% C& w+ u1 E8 [" s+ J非所宜 but that is a real mistake 3 ?$ Z6 r" f; X) a: k
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" b4 t# k3 }7 ^0 s老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 3 v. Y- s0 f! f2 s0 {0 |

- @( W3 K3 b+ c0 T) c0 i) W玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' f+ v' n  _9 ]9 e' A) N不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" G4 a0 k! k- k- ?人不学 If you don't learn sex, . T% H8 h$ r8 o* y. B( L9 ]
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
0 S# F! p8 C+ T' v" ^$ E) q( N2 dFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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