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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
5 Z8 f  Y) o, M7 G5 I性本善:Sex is good.
0 z9 ~$ V6 P$ C5 h/ b7 F性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
$ B! ]& G( ?# L4 O/ u) D% d习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
( A( `2 E# R$ [1 q' e苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 K9 r) w/ g: z2 H9 I3 n6 ~
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. . E3 |! k- J7 q7 v

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' s4 ~' V* q0 _' o  ?教之道:The way of learning it
! L+ x' G6 s1 b6 h: @5 q贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 2 a+ t% |1 W! P8 e7 m$ ]4 \: W+ C8 n
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 9 F1 A% k9 o( A# O
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. : q* z+ |7 g  z' h

* R1 R# t" y  T. T0 t% u+ o% |窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 5 b( ?8 o4 e9 M0 y1 y
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine " J+ H4 e6 L- }8 ]
教五子 All his five son took it % x8 Q7 Y+ s! F0 [% n4 n9 J
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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1 j# z6 L4 I$ B4 S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. u5 j6 @8 R8 `  f6 u父之过 It is all your fault.
! |: i# v1 N8 b: o/ G- g" u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, & H1 O- A' Z: ~0 T
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 m9 ^% i9 q5 @' N/ ?! X: s子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 ^# G) k: w. z* k$ j非所宜 but that is a real mistake   O5 r3 y8 q" t, y& \9 ?9 Q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ; Q0 y4 n- {& ~' l
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 8 D7 d1 H3 r0 y( {! G# Y- T& t
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 G% X2 r9 F! H1 i' v3 y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' x6 Y. o& r# k/ i. P& J8 R人不学 If you don't learn sex, , z# n/ A5 Z/ x' b
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!- q* b/ c2 s: M
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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