爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
; N! S( D1 X6 R# Q6 B性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
- F! B. F' P# T1 c  @习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ |0 g9 S/ O- @% _7 P* K4 e苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
5 ^' Q# W% b  a; s* w) P性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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' ^" u" k9 {  U教之道：The way of learning it
, k5 c9 u8 U4 [" {: L. [9 C* z% @贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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* d0 f5 Q: m9 n2 g! t# k& J昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

- o# R# }  P; x" w$ z% d3 t子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: j" G$ M* s% K+ t有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 W- \6 B: f& M  h) Y教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

: L5 j+ u8 h8 Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
; T  C- m4 K2 d1 M* n教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& M' m9 `0 l/ X# Y- c% p师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ ?* I9 x- ?: a8 _3 f# g非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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; |' ?9 ?6 Z6 ?& _/ S. q1 p( X* h7 R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' ]/ ?7 x" [% w+ o% e1 O& h不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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