爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
5 \, E  _: `. N0 K+ v8 p. F性本善：Sex is good.
( U5 w& O) H) q4 E$ n性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
  [8 X& ~$ R& W, ^0 w+ d苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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: V, ~/ _( \, e' Y( ^教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

6 j9 I$ W, J$ z( {* m: A# U0 T昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- H+ X8 i1 f# Y! `% x$ ~择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
! u' j! l0 O" P: ~断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

4 f! b- {. {  G! E( E# p$ K, c3 ~养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; H! l. Z4 }$ }4 H. t! ^! e! t父之过 It is all your fault.
, B  t( |' S1 U. e7 T" y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; P: y$ K* e" Q% w3 m+ F9 O幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, h; n  r. C; \* s  R; c老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 H; V' ^5 X9 j9 M" w( e$ t人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
$ _7 `8 F& S: _' R/ nFaint!!!!!!!!!!!