爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
! s; g! J. ^' u性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
' S7 ]2 _/ |% F* J& S" e6 U3 }习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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6 O6 r; S4 W. {- a. g7 K6 G/ h  g教之道：The way of learning it
% r1 ~- B6 H+ |! W# Y, {贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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% F2 J5 ?. l' J" T* V昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 M4 ^- b3 u2 w* W# j6 G. I( ^* o择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

6 p" l. u3 R% s子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

! L% @7 `2 g" a6 X) ]) S' O) _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
) d! L' E& ?5 u/ k' l5 Y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

# z& o9 @5 J! |- O养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
2 j* E1 ?) E; j  q' `/ n( ^  I0 K$ ]教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; v6 y2 W. R  n+ `, l师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 N0 q/ f9 G/ W5 G) R/ ^子不学 You may refuse to study this
  C% J" ^% s6 W9 W) J5 Z% {非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' P. [7 D  Y+ x7 Y$ ^" D5 Z; `老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: r# ?2 M3 q$ v$ \- t# I4 ^' }人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 }3 I, s! V$ l6 C/ \, J. H不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!