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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. . r! e# \: p6 I# k, Z! [
性本善:Sex is good.
1 h$ p0 L9 M# y* _, Q性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 2 P  l1 t- \4 J1 U
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. + Q( z) ~& I4 o2 l( ?! G
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. " ]( _5 o2 {/ H
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
1 Y) t; U" c' _贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ; q! e- d* q5 Z; e9 R6 m/ q

2 ~5 w1 d+ N3 X% a# P& t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ! J4 G; ^8 A' ^7 T8 C* S+ h+ r
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ! l- o6 O" @2 |( V7 V! @! n
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
  |3 I# r0 j0 k断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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, i& j0 T  O! D3 H! ~( C窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + O. R, A( H2 u
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
/ `4 x3 H& @" s# y4 M+ l% m  ]1 r' |教五子 All his five son took it & [) }! T# J; I) v& {# `( i! s
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ! f, ^8 f7 T9 C+ @+ d; ]
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& H" k) p2 e* u+ l( B- j: h父之过 It is all your fault. 2 c. I  o4 Z- j; [! C& p
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 r% L/ p6 ~  Q* ]. ]* ^% B
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , |/ E5 h2 p. |4 g& L
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 R, t0 W: q) J9 g4 K非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* l+ Y$ ?1 M/ s幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: x" A6 x) w/ o% _老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 8 _8 P- J( J, U; M' o) Y" O
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, % j( f3 l7 e2 Z
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 0 j% r' [( X% B% l8 |
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
# {( [: j, o- c" e0 o不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 u& ?9 F$ L# s% p0 a  Q( N
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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