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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
% N7 |' q( @. U/ d0 b. Y9 P性本善:Sex is good. ; r( _% u6 x( \8 r1 n# s$ \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
. N& O. J5 ^  r; a$ m: ^习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 z6 t* q3 i7 f5 F) I& k/ s( V
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 \' H5 `+ ?- \+ _, W7 B7 E
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / ^4 i/ }& c! I3 h- Y

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) N, c, l, R/ a/ a$ I教之道:The way of learning it 7 d) Z5 C) S: G1 _
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 ~9 \3 ~0 V$ Z3 O) a; Q择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
3 W; I8 z" O# a/ }3 b$ Z( S5 m断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 O$ V4 B! D% H2 _# x# w

9 O/ D' `% \2 j  w窦燕山 Dou, the Famous $ z  Z" n7 U/ Q  J, c
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- V6 Q9 O/ r7 }7 t2 }1 W教五子 All his five son took it
* G, ]1 o- j# D8 t& e, h名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ) ?+ h. {8 @% h6 S9 O. i

0 L  i- J, ]. W5 f2 y/ d" h( q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, , S( Q! ]8 {  |$ I# u0 ?
父之过 It is all your fault. - h/ a9 n, Q0 N! h0 ]; m. a" P( B
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 8 M( T! j* f( |$ I7 b
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 v& P" ^( T* C- i1 \4 f1 Z3 S/ v
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
) J, ?- j% R6 r- l非所宜 but that is a real mistake
0 a7 u- I% A, V( v" _幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 s1 H7 \! ]1 ^& C老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) d# J- _7 D' C6 t: a& t$ m0 O3 M不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + D7 \+ H$ e2 d1 a0 G4 V0 {
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 E! P4 C7 @2 E% L# @: h* i
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' o- B5 B( c9 M4 M: ]/ y/ C! v
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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