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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 3 }; f) a& [3 S) O, p! D" F$ w
性本善:Sex is good.
0 ?0 M6 \8 v. s* F  g: N) K性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 1 I6 E+ k. g8 y  r) Y$ i, o
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 Q% a1 n6 \% U& {9 S' T3 Q
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
) }% d# j# H8 ]1 I5 l性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
, s: l9 y5 l% o+ L贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng * u' M& i: I7 A* q( G* N
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 6 ~- o4 S7 ?1 x7 L2 D
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 0 e7 ?. Z' T1 b5 B* i( ?
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; e: W7 Z  Y& n% |6 t2 }
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous / b, O6 P- s+ R3 W
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 K6 @: C* K2 n. Y9 u0 g, ^
教五子 All his five son took it
; f/ [" d9 z# s# l, n名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * }  J) L4 S# e- i; ~

8 U9 B; J5 l7 h" f养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, - _; h3 ~2 y4 @7 A4 x- _
父之过 It is all your fault.
& f( [" M: q' D2 ]! b- h) J教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 3 c% s6 P, ~' g- G
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; `+ B# e* p  w9 J3 `
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ O* D+ x, _2 c5 W非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' e3 S! _( G3 G幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" k  r- R# h- T老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: x" [1 r& Q5 H! K( }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 ]2 ^3 R1 s7 v( }0 u: F不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ( N7 {( Q) I; e6 _; U6 `# D8 H
人不学 If you don't learn sex,   y; _; p) @* T# q; w2 p6 F+ A
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!$ d% A0 ?* a0 ]* y$ z
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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