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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 1 N7 N8 q' S1 |3 v
性本善:Sex is good.
& s7 Z% Z; b' h) a2 q性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
8 }  H; A* m5 f6 j/ x习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; o5 Z$ s" R) @  u+ U
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. $ \$ h8 P: G) g2 n  f* @2 J
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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- N8 @0 e' i0 y% u教之道:The way of learning it
3 ?8 O! j- U( {6 P6 i贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. - a' l# ^3 J: g7 z! X5 ^8 T

2 @- B# x1 s* l# r' Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 7 f- B& C. {  E2 D
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 i6 A' L; W. I

, A0 w& l' o' w3 f子不学:If you don't study hard, $ ~1 R' J3 G! f- k/ |' m. `
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous - y; a) m" h; T1 y6 L
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 v" j3 n$ c* c+ a1 G
教五子 All his five son took it
; k6 G2 J9 s9 H名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. / {) q" X( N3 _' ]8 ^1 b- _

, D7 ~3 h9 g: k3 \养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' E5 Y! u) V: t2 B! G父之过 It is all your fault.
# \4 F4 F& f4 S& d, \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  y; P7 W) E! ^# D9 E6 B2 K师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ a. R  n$ k1 \2 n* s; `" G0 F2 ]6 N
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子不学 You may refuse to study this   @- U/ t( D/ d3 r0 }
非所宜 but that is a real mistake . V  F1 H$ [+ T$ a, v; f, h5 [
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, % o, P/ z" e5 |
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ! g1 s) p1 P$ f8 K7 G+ h" M
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. . N1 @9 B* Q* W" X& y
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; Y. k( A1 X& }/ r$ u) l/ d) d) l不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!2 U. A1 R# O' T3 {7 k1 w8 D; {+ y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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