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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
/ }& F/ u! L. I& h性本善:Sex is good. ) D# y# i" S' ]7 c: \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 0 c5 J6 G1 y+ \( l8 j  a5 k4 a
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
' s$ j- X: ?- v6 ^3 Q* `/ U! ^苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
; a. k" }' w/ @& o" I/ P性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. , N) M# ^# V8 s9 p) ~
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教之道:The way of learning it % S$ q  h: [+ b1 ^3 I
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' k( j+ _& W) q* p$ W昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % W' Q7 w! w" c# \& p4 H
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. / X2 n) W9 v7 ?4 Y0 N
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
/ A8 f' d; D& T1 x* T9 {3 e3 z7 v9 c0 g断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - P. E6 v7 f2 _' M

7 Y3 t7 W0 H5 o! i* G* j窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 z+ {0 D" h" G+ V) \' ]有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine " f4 u  F" A" A( H9 K( I
教五子 All his five son took it
; G/ `# R* _  ~( j/ t6 B% g名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
5 P9 ]$ c& c( u" l7 d3 r: g父之过 It is all your fault. . G# ]: [7 _  s& n; |, X2 R
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 9 C+ K5 }. j0 ]) g& G
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 E# k1 g8 ^/ i5 }. r

) [" K" t/ {, j9 H9 W: W子不学 You may refuse to study this - R0 }. I( |: ]# f/ ]4 B+ G
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  Z5 G  U) H+ Q4 P6 l& Q5 o幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 Z+ z1 O  t: J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 8 u' p2 {: N0 S9 l1 Q/ e( a

5 n2 Z) ~, G* b0 j5 X0 \" f玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) j5 }; [% M0 r& r9 I% p2 J不成器 It won't become hard and strong. . \, }0 o* ]& G0 Z
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 7 q. [$ Y5 I% z8 k4 E$ O  H
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
! V' `9 |6 }5 i- Q1 W, a- hFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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