爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
3 \; B6 l2 L, C0 B/ Y' d, s( P性本善：Sex is good.
7 @/ I$ X' v( X8 Y性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
. W7 o: B9 e4 s4 h习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
8 U! A  }7 @4 G/ a$ A! A! q9 z贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

- \0 x. o$ e7 D7 ?昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
1 l; x' ]7 V5 ]* w断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
; ~9 c: R4 l1 }6 x" ]7 K有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. @$ E0 d6 i" D0 q教五子 All his five son took it
' A2 K  U9 v7 e4 P( p9 [: X名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
  K5 X+ T; j2 e! X) U- b教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# Y# K# \4 s6 ?2 G0 s+ L师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, r9 n2 J6 b% ^+ n. k老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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$ ]: P4 m2 ~. Q9 Q. i玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* \, _, n3 ~/ \5 X4 m+ G不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 ?6 M3 w7 F6 {4 U: X) z; k人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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