酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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4 b; t" v' w: n  B# g% @2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3 o# X/ x8 Z% P1 m8 {3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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& o4 P# r" u7 I4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


5 t* X* ~5 y; C8 z/ v8 Y  v) a6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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9 T& y9 i. N- A- H# J$ t* X7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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: X" ]7 }* y; H/ P& t8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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* J) O( f1 k( [  c- X* H) P. w: Z9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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% G$ a( S  h. w& g10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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( F' J2 c! ^& Y  W11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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6 t/ ~( C' v1 n% S9 d- S12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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6 m; H4 `( j" W. u' o8 }5 o, D14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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2 W. X' k* a0 V) M7 p0 N9 f7 `$ u20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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$ \( |% t1 \; f  [! k+ l23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


3 ]8 N9 `) Y" w+ U24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


6 ~# N7 X0 C9 r1 k25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.