酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


. H2 I3 F) L# e$ J4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


# Q% X. k, f8 N  s5 q& b- c- f8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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2 Z2 T& q1 O1 x9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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: @( {$ q/ j( A' n13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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' r- I& d; y2 t0 j' s2 x! `& M14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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. b: F* o2 z% W, l# L  _15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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5 Z3 K3 E, S9 \9 ]0 L0 K2 [17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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! C6 E$ C7 y, h% R) f2 I22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


% y, ^. r5 C6 `; D% b23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.