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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour./ C4 ?; G( X ~ T, s- `3 h, T/ P
5 l- r+ ?" H8 |9 u& [, j( g2. Always toast before doing a shot. 6 f+ l' z1 Q. q) W9 y7 |
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.& J7 x5 X) P( y. M" u$ o6 ~# A
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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y. | _6 H7 e$ {+ {6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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% j( t' S1 G {5 P" g! V6 k7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. + T6 I O1 n, G H, S3 p
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6 c( i* @: E5 r* D$ _& j9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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4 s) G- w/ o; C) }+ A9 W& u11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.- P1 e6 p* Y3 E) j
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6 }, L% \- A" W, M1 v12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.% {4 ?; b0 b- v9 b$ R. P: V: {
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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5 d" P; B0 O0 C14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you." @% \6 \" v' L* A9 O
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.; R/ B/ Q; [. O; a1 D* D, L
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) h' G; l* c2 o8 y$ A7 N3 t17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference., _$ O$ R+ D P: U/ X- A* E0 \
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.6 w5 }! `9 f* d, ?* J9 u3 g2 l
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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0 r) u& T2 G4 m. `3 P5 B8 \( n22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.# J& K* u# l* V
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f z+ v( W* a! }4 Z' H23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.% D: j/ g. C9 o9 {
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6 K& S4 h3 T' U [1 c+ v24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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