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酒吧规矩!!!4 B" q* ~' S, e8 J3 B- J
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.4 s8 J( S( |7 I; B/ A# N
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. 9 m8 m/ S6 @& ?$ g0 W9 W
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4 q5 N- s& ^! ?3 O
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.2 d/ Z/ V* U1 _7 N/ v( T
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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3 \9 N$ h6 m" c) a+ v+ u# p0 J" q6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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. i8 g ?- G" d2 |* U; k7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.* t$ c1 f& A9 p } q2 p
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. + a! t7 d! n% U- ^) U
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.. F4 ]' c5 O1 F0 d4 F9 Z7 T
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. w# O3 y( ~- V6 U3 f: H
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& j* Z6 o% ?" S. w9 _11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.% f6 u4 G4 f2 L0 m8 b! z
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.8 S* Y0 S- r! J; x/ C7 E
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0 `, v# c7 \: I13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.! p% T; j$ b. e7 ^3 D
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& \& E) T6 E7 L14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.$ i7 j) G1 e) }2 p
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.9 M) j0 N8 o: x( t$ X
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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0 B8 h8 M9 s6 }+ z' I18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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/ ^7 S N1 @/ R6 S$ s+ F; y. z; O# R19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.+ p3 @& I6 O+ ~' _* J
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- x0 @( c8 k. D5 p20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are. w: s& x( @9 N0 |
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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@, W- L! f! q3 i e24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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