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酒吧规矩!!!* Y) ?" u* U( L3 x7 K A' F
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.: r7 `4 @3 j9 ^# B
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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' i y5 q8 K5 t, M3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.& H% Y) h+ c! a. `& ]2 v
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake., y, S$ D/ ]2 j+ a1 Y+ w
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# | a v% M( k# b6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.1 a# e! ]7 T, [( ~
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.& l" v( y- \( E9 D4 F; X4 ?* M
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.9 S2 x% J" \0 b& n" h/ ~2 b+ E) s
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.7 O# ?7 ?7 g. ~3 @1 f
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% T. _, M0 _+ e" }7 L11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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, N$ ^/ U: l! [ J- B12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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) X# q0 z' D/ V13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.9 x; |& D8 q9 n6 Z8 T2 _9 B
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.; r/ ^ v% [2 v; w
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.5 L4 s, d$ Q9 T
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H$ C. ^, Z7 N4 d/ S22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.+ F6 p% w2 V4 {" O4 P$ a
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.% S1 r. _) {1 K' s
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6 W& J& H5 w! v24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.$ J+ N6 E& T y/ `' d
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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