酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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- M5 g7 a( d) ?- g8 h! H3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


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6 \1 \8 S% B7 C- a+ F" x" s5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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8 ?* y; u: [. |1 p7 c6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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/ m7 o, T" S4 a) l7 {7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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1 j. J4 e) ^3 G! y+ E0 C9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


/ i3 o  n" I3 h5 A; ^10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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/ Q/ r5 s7 H  G1 U9 t! J13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


3 m1 [5 s; i% G6 u15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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' @& Z" {' b1 l. t7 h3 S1 A19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


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$ G" L$ h! P/ a$ R4 }, j7 o4 Z; t; _21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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+ W& z7 P$ U5 C6 }; n' q4 u. x23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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# F5 z% R- u6 M+ t& a24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.