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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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7 Y* F, T3 z2 _& p9 ^3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.0 r; }, P; F& q. \6 m; G
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.3 Q* u8 j4 V* ?) b& F
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/ d, P8 `4 u3 B7 g5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.6 o8 N% ^' J3 V4 Q
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.* a0 V9 T! L8 v( C) i
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. + k8 _. q; T, p; j; [1 _
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. N- u+ d! u$ \2 I; b; |/ e! p# x
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.3 e5 q y6 L- d* V/ Z& @. C
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.' _( x) f S# L$ L m! I' o
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.! B4 G: c5 x6 f; O
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.: r, E, j6 C% H. `/ o
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, d9 T5 z+ S U5 Y# h14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you./ a$ ?5 r* C( h! i
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.+ {" }5 }, W9 }6 u+ ^1 C: _
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.0 L8 d8 T& w- Y+ z# z+ b7 ~
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.; j* l2 w8 l! C( N. ~2 y9 ^* @; m0 f
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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& e/ ]: o5 e- l/ M25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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