酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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( p9 `4 g# I  L: C- D# ~1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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% C, \8 t. Y% j8 t% j8 I- u2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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# D' \8 j6 @9 E" F/ E3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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, l& R! J, U( U6 n/ y2 R7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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& L- @( F. U; X3 y! d( R3 y14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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0 k' u+ }! l, V8 O& l( B6 \: ]0 }15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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, i% T1 R- `- y" g, n# H16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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2 X5 u5 R& n' Y: R; x; t18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


" X  E6 P! b8 o* O- J. C19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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% X( P/ \' d0 P6 ]9 M! H20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.