酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


- P* @" v8 X- b8 ]5 d# {' c2 p1 _1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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/ D9 o) ~! ~7 e4 x, e4 z) Q2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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, V# B* G" }7 d9 I- o0 p: l4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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# u' p+ a% b4 M+ G6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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5 A* j2 b7 F9 t11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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9 C; i" N" O8 X/ c12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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8 k$ J7 B: W/ K9 k; o/ S17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


- k- b! n0 y2 k" f1 Q' P" ?. l) f23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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5 @5 p( l7 H: W+ y4 ?24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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( G  ^7 V' }' A+ ?' J( U# q: J25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.