请教英语

kazaa

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% K- y' o/ k  }, R  u我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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7 D. U) w" y6 `% [8 ~8 U" f9 ?那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

, B$ T" P9 o1 O2 u. I3 Z我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:
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          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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# f2 \, l) g- r( ?4 E# E& `- V          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

8 n0 N' v. ]7 T; J8 P. n2 S          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

# W5 y/ A+ V. E+ X: Z2 t“Would Jesus park like this?”
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“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
5 ^. R8 b; r  CAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

“Chuck Norris d ...

, R7 d- E/ Y; U( _2 h我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

  P5 q' u2 m" `: J, v% t这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
0 N3 e/ C$ E7 j* W" H0 g6 J/ R我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
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1 h# J$ S' ^% e$ n& V4 e* M+ IGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

, e2 W6 n7 f& }女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!