美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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# G" ]- c: s: S% g6 y  n  _7 @/ @# j/ sbe nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

, K: s" I7 \8 \* s+ k' E2 L/ cAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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: `# ^+ w3 l! V2 p# ?0 q记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

3 U; V  `! l7 ~9 x, A" p5 K# E时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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. a) T1 ?' `" TAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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! v8 r# X# |( W% E# dIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

$ w; V$ ^! @) l( c' \& ]* i; a如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

3 O- S2 `0 g( p: T( C5 \许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。