美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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6 c8 \4 i2 f# |be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

) T* k4 h) |6 ?' L3 JAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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" r- F1 g. Q' f# t3 `* e# \记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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" n% W7 s. m. QTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

  G1 w' r, e& p4 g时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

All men are animals, some just make better pets.
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4 L# c, Z' R& y! z& k3 _) F男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

) I- ~# K& h6 d" w( PIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

/ i. _5 v4 D- K4 z如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。