美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

) y4 @, M6 X9 l2 I; a0 H8 B争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

5 T# y9 i6 `' w& H8 j# {; dAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。

* L% ^/ Y$ b+ ]+ B& Q6 K) y$ NTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

0 @' ?8 ^/ c! O$ z  L时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

9 r2 u+ Z9 i5 k4 XAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

% s  B) u- @* P/ ]9 U男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

' i* N) N) f$ `: }If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

/ M; j- S1 B" b+ S许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。