老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
! d; S3 r0 V6 c/ X6 |苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
% P8 Y, I; Z: r3 ~+ R$ F性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
6 v5 R5 R: C) B1 @昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* @; D2 q$ T- Z$ R6 T  n$ `择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
4 T8 h1 i+ p$ z) f. E断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
  _/ K4 j, y4 h教五子 All his five son took it
* i7 B7 ?) d. j7 m  D名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
8 [' K7 {  z" }+ d2 i) F父之过 It is all your fault.
3 X, w$ X$ s- F0 {2 W" y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
* Z$ {2 D4 i9 K非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
# m9 [" C  o* @* ?, u" m- g" A玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
/ H1 L3 j  }, h: X( t( G: C* f不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
% u/ {: ^: U+ N: n* t1 `人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
+ H# ~" v. q* F8 |/ z人之初： At the beginning of life.
. P6 k5 m0 L) J4 \3 V1 p. q性本善： Sex is good.
! E  z# i7 O& C性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
0 N$ H9 U2 {' t3 {$ @习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

; y- ^. \$ b" b5 d服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
  Z8 ]) V# d% B7 F7 k) k/ f5 Q顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
  Q8 e3 X7 G  s; ^# Z" P; m  n春泥是我的好導師。

5 g8 d7 \  G/ J! T' {别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表


别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless