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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life. 9 {7 ]. E5 @: B8 e) z+ ?0 H- d
性本善: Sex is good.
5 D% k& O7 w# B6 z( S' p) G性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
' u/ I8 y6 U8 @7 f7 m4 r. H8 D( k习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
" ^+ e) ]6 a( V' z- T$ s8 q! p苟不教: If you do not practise all the time.
  C3 m  Z- k# [9 h* S$ }性乃迁: Sex will leave you.. : i& F. N) C  ?! r
教之道: The way of learning it
. ^( @0 N0 A6 {贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person.
8 ^# f+ G- M9 R昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; Q) C- {9 V6 I2 ?* k+ M择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
! C3 {1 S5 V1 }- ?: X子不学: If you don’t study hard, 6 w8 Z. M0 W6 a3 E2 z
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
- |) |0 N, Q. I( P. |; |5 Z- X( e窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 l+ f' d5 s0 y7 L" Y; Q8 o有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
, m* g  k! b& E% z教五子 All his five son took it - J* w4 S2 {+ ~& u' N1 U. m$ v
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
8 `& g9 ~% J- @4 J0 J养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
2 V9 Y1 c) I+ K- N9 u! V& T- L父之过 It is all your fault. 1 Z5 c* Q; E0 ?1 [
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ' u3 }% C% x5 T% A7 M
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
) S* z' Y9 W: C子不学 You may refuse to study this
, q0 J5 Z: t% h. k0 P8 x2 r0 c非所宜 But that is a real mistake 5 x2 D1 Y: j' x3 G  I  |
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
, `- j# Q0 A0 X% W0 S8 ?4 R2 Z老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
. H9 A. B% t6 B. p# [3 f4 }玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
( [8 {) M8 ?! T# @: D不成器 It won’t become hard and strong. 3 h, _- f, G6 v5 }8 q6 H
人不学 If you don’t learn sex, 1 Y: D% E! Q, f, q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
: e4 U. _0 H1 X" G4 }; Y人之初: At the beginning of life.
7 U8 ]  R7 [5 H$ E  X3 ]性本善: Sex is good. # X# n1 T' }2 A+ ]7 O/ C' H& g
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
4 g: U: ~4 \; d1 ~习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 {# C8 f& J& K, n  ~# q
苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...
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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
: P6 n, z# g$ C7 H# W/ E! R春泥是我的好導師。
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7 I8 J& t' D: ?; x- s别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。

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0 E& J  m8 r; k' n/ q2 S此地无银三百两?
* f2 B# N  X: L; K# g. r( D2 @4 B! J春泥翻释水平很高啊!. z+ C8 ~$ C6 ]( W

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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless' j( \* x) L! j0 C% O
这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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