老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
, E; c1 m, k6 s# c: A性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
* y5 Y# v, ]  Y习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
' j" {, d) a8 F4 A: p2 J* H1 d1 L贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. ^$ B0 A5 [. w0 b" Z0 Y4 P择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
; F8 y  n9 g$ E, Y8 S7 J子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
& u, @) _5 a9 n* O窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
( K: f7 ?8 K+ d父之过 It is all your fault.
6 c) T! g' N" k+ P教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ r! ?4 q! p) |' o& Z8 U非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
8 z, ~% {$ z' ~  f不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
+ A; N( r& M/ u) \7 K4 K不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
) J* ?# O2 y+ J' s苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

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kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

; Z5 E/ \& I8 g* {2 G1 M别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表

' ^% f8 S  R: |. y
$ Q( H3 M3 @4 C) `别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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+ v/ B% @" K0 s. c. P此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless