老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
6 w. i1 G3 o& ?性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
" o) i" Z( R$ k* |0 N" D4 ]* e习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
5 L" J! |( Y6 |6 K性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
% s0 B3 ?+ Z9 C; p% o( W3 N. R子不学： If you don’t study hard,
+ V' `2 Q. [: b# M% W, `断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 y7 X! w3 V1 |5 R+ S2 X, G教五子 All his five son took it
1 V" t6 T; }- J9 Y; m名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, H2 Y; k8 e" n# X6 U% y5 ^" i师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
; t: N6 P$ u/ E% n; F5 c$ S子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
% d6 j1 n7 b6 z0 K幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
/ J2 _! X# Q4 O! M5 c. t老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
: l2 c* _6 r4 Q+ }6 v2 \$ K& R$ k玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
" G, y6 n& [$ p2 g  s6 P/ m7 ^不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
/ ^/ e) I" `' ~/ p. I! v8 O" o人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
/ V8 f8 s4 {1 s# S, `# D人之初： At the beginning of life.
/ z0 l; e7 j9 Z8 m% J  p* r% d性本善： Sex is good.
4 T' R1 }1 {6 d( N2 F% S性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
0 f. C5 T( S3 _习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ @. P$ B" n  s" v( c( k苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

$ G8 I5 X9 x) u% d' P服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
! u# z0 @: x# v$ H* i# d9 {; M& U春泥是我的好導師。

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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表


7 C  w5 _. r# D5 b- b# o6 i. M! a9 o别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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. N8 o; Y! m8 Y* o7 _' ^- `此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！

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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
$ h. A' c; I) C( k$ }% f这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless