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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. - r, }. }8 g0 A! a0 f
Snape: Who is it?
% ?0 F, F7 l' k* g& ?" T3 L0 iVoldemort: You-know-who! & P: p/ s7 c! z5 S8 O5 J/ `
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 0 A2 D7 n; W6 [: o B
Voldemort: You-know-who! * x4 B ~* h; z8 b& D8 K# N
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
5 y3 O) x x/ s5 s! N# I# eVoldemort: The dark Lord! b: W0 v! c0 r* a# L! G
Snape: Sauron???
( S) X( i- t, t" a% OVoldemort: The other one... 3 g8 H U+ }7 P
Snape: Darth Vader??? ' l4 v/ T3 g; [: E8 W3 t
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
/ b! P& U2 b% X* K* qSnape: Hermione???? - q& Y: M; ?" H0 E2 k' I! z7 Q, t
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ) u2 L7 ]6 |9 a2 ~2 @
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
7 y3 X0 X" b) L5 \/ iVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
7 ?4 p2 j* \" m: l/ t" X! u3 MSnape: So Harry is my brother? _, O* {! I [' @
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
* Q4 U9 C9 p V; A7 V/ mSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 0 `/ S( P. G6 |- Q) \
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
( X! d; u) q" A+ gSnape: Okay, no problem!$ x N Y. m, h7 P1 F( p; b$ F7 X
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9 a% T) C& }5 I; S4 \, W* _Severus: What's that? 7 b+ U1 c) D. _' F- m2 B7 u9 q
Harry: Your cauldron.
3 q7 }4 d$ O: u/ x3 T7 ySeverus: What's a cauldron?
{: A7 o* F m$ K, fHarry: Dunno. $ V6 [+ l1 c% J) Z- R, B8 i" S
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
5 a+ r: ~; n" l/ Z; M2 eHarry: Yeah.
" t6 j0 i) M) W3 Y7 i$ ^1 u; nSeverus: You first.
* _" Z& q; U9 S7 Y+ }Harry: It's delicious. 3 [7 E/ {2 l7 h! \- F
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!& W. f/ @5 C, A& Z8 a- C
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