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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 6 e3 H/ K2 Z3 D6 o
Snape: Who is it?
- ?7 a6 C! {7 n/ J/ d) \0 oVoldemort: You-know-who! ' a! [" f) P) X$ w. v8 y/ U" A
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
$ c* m ~: T! P {% D; r* eVoldemort: You-know-who! . H ^2 ]. T7 H* P5 e' O3 G) @
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ; A' c) u: a) Q/ |
Voldemort: The dark Lord! : L- j; F' G8 X: ?5 a/ e5 K0 s% o
Snape: Sauron???
. C1 B6 d! g6 cVoldemort: The other one...
: N! U5 J5 X3 s6 c8 fSnape: Darth Vader??? 2 i% R$ j$ R9 m# c6 r$ e! K
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
# F5 h5 B8 j0 [2 Z# A- w' m) ESnape: Hermione????
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/ @7 y. \% m0 p7 M) O" Y* @Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
1 R7 b. _& r) D* cSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
2 r6 Z& I* |+ n0 F H" O* r4 aVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
) q: o/ {! \+ o6 {# h/ ?8 SSnape: So Harry is my brother?
- E0 f, w- i0 P( O5 @" G# u, |8 BVoldemort: Your twin brother!
$ P3 \" [6 i3 a6 Q! C. CSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
0 T% c: t2 K' l, i5 f5 aVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
8 {/ @) n1 q$ |5 ] v* HSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
2 F D. K. m& c8 f. [8 h; YHarry: Your cauldron.
3 _5 U# X4 W) iSeverus: What's a cauldron?
- {, D* a) R; f& e$ @8 s7 m2 hHarry: Dunno.
* J% n" G3 h6 H" n& f: n' GSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
, |: R) }% U% b( L v! \; R& pHarry: Yeah. + }7 M& ]- J! D1 X
Severus: You first.
+ Q; {& S5 w/ D8 m2 Z6 LHarry: It's delicious.
, z% K, E, S/ T8 \Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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