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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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- z5 q* V) J/ v! e  uSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 2 |7 U9 E( V! U! o: A
Snape: Who is it?
2 Y4 j. P/ s4 a$ K( f; }. aVoldemort: You-know-who!
& Z& G' F' X% H  `0 ]Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
9 a) {6 f6 C* e1 P8 v$ t/ [8 @- H! |Voldemort: You-know-who!
% g+ Q) q3 _/ v9 `5 E9 z5 p) A* g0 `$ ISnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
/ _- @9 ^1 ~: b$ bVoldemort: The dark Lord!
3 K9 K' J: ~) G. X6 Z9 cSnape: Sauron???
, V! o3 @, z3 j1 d* {" P: HVoldemort: The other one...
2 g$ r" H% L' x, y+ P4 KSnape: Darth Vader??? , |0 A: e) e3 l8 c6 `
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! # |  k8 ]9 S: f; a* h. r: |9 ]' E  _
Snape: Hermione???? " y$ C7 {7 P9 V. ?6 \
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 3 ?0 _0 f6 _) M' K) I# M+ ]2 f
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
/ Q# s4 }  j& p, ?+ H0 yVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
8 ^) ?5 L% \5 s# G0 v& r6 s9 g0 ySnape: So Harry is my brother? : C  z+ v' w. c& S
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
: U7 C+ c/ C# M2 b6 K3 c5 cSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 9 I! Z& S; d; z# u, p" J- }4 G
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 9 I; F- B% Z8 q' z( w7 @7 B; h
Snape: Okay, no problem!. k/ Z/ F! `3 b0 n4 M6 k+ q: E" N0 j

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! h5 x8 c' q% ASeverus: What's that? 0 z$ q. Q" Q2 Z3 k6 D/ R6 r
Harry: Your cauldron. 2 h6 p. \9 k6 I2 t, y
Severus: What's a cauldron?
6 S4 p1 J# {3 P# ?. [8 F, M2 Q3 \Harry: Dunno. 7 a& v3 C. b8 h/ s& C
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
9 w& p; Q4 M" X% ?" ?Harry: Yeah. $ j9 C) g: k2 R( L( r8 e6 b* ^7 ?
Severus: You first. 7 s7 e6 k% m( v9 C
Harry: It's delicious.
! J! |2 Y; t5 I& g8 [1 _Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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