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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. * _8 Y( Q! W' [" d( n, g7 r- z, M
Snape: Who is it?
( L: b c! j. `+ W9 B7 FVoldemort: You-know-who! 9 |1 ]8 J& y1 m4 ?% n1 ~
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
- u! l, @; B; d$ e0 [Voldemort: You-know-who!
0 ^ s4 a7 U8 h: [+ M4 `6 \8 y- g$ S* H) GSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
3 o6 @" v$ G {6 V9 R* ? lVoldemort: The dark Lord!
S# V3 B, A! L% M% L& cSnape: Sauron???
6 J3 s# j0 Q' P, `, SVoldemort: The other one... / ?3 K- p4 n3 [/ P. _
Snape: Darth Vader???
: v5 w3 U5 H9 W4 zVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
$ r" d f% V K+ T2 }' v2 r) L8 MSnape: Hermione????
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* l7 D( Y2 I" K4 bVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
' ]. r: U' P* ~0 i/ ^: m# bSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
/ o* B1 W1 f6 x- P+ BVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
/ I) k$ B; W, f: [Snape: So Harry is my brother?
; r! U0 h$ f# E- q4 f3 uVoldemort: Your twin brother!
& X$ f) L+ s) OSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 1 }- f5 q. A6 R" r! v5 m
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 7 N& N, M) x; s* }
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? 9 H/ R" s8 ?: A9 J( x
Harry: Your cauldron. " b& o, c. q6 u; ^; ~& n
Severus: What's a cauldron? 3 a7 u7 [2 |4 ?8 g' u
Harry: Dunno. 1 h1 r$ t+ @3 P: {
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 5 S7 }2 t1 F! t; P
Harry: Yeah. 1 {, D5 q$ w9 B3 Q9 a: f/ t
Severus: You first. - M* d# {, Y: [7 c# m8 L
Harry: It's delicious.
4 d: I, r+ M8 T: [3 F3 ^Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!5 v( w. {6 _9 F5 ]5 Y
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