恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

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+ d1 k' |; _* T4 g4 \* pSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
Snape: Who is it?
1 n! X  k* Z6 `& B. j: E' m" EVoldemort: You-know-who!
6 l! Q" N* |& u4 R2 USnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
+ Z0 i* c6 x# o6 D. x: }Voldemort: You-know-who!
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
% K, T( J/ C- m6 FVoldemort: The dark Lord!
: ^7 s4 x' p: }5 U# lSnape: Sauron???
1 Z0 e% J# J7 @. E; OVoldemort: The other one...
2 l' Q8 K/ \% b$ _Snape: Darth Vader???
0 b- `9 }/ F* n  OVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
7 l0 k6 I0 z! a9 L% S6 d2 {6 tSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
" ^( z$ ~* ]/ y" K9 E$ w% AVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
5 K" Y+ X/ h% C# cSnape: So Harry is my brother?
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
% N7 D4 T' u. ^& aSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
+ ]/ u' D" b$ }# P0 MVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
2 g( F# V) [% y3 RSnape: Okay, no problem!

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Severus: What's that?
- z( Z7 G  {. ^2 ^+ ?  LHarry: Your cauldron.
Severus: What's a cauldron?
3 P4 t! @0 J* @1 [# J& G( K, o$ nHarry: Dunno.
$ ~  n/ b9 E- wSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
" N' j( m0 ]5 z' |+ ?/ oHarry: Yeah.
Severus: You first.
0 d* w. G1 k1 }1 `1 V2 \' @Harry: It's delicious.
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。