恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

鸟语花香

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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
% w! ^  h; N/ \" @  g( m5 T( I; LSnape: Who is it?
- ?6 e4 M4 [9 D# ?Voldemort: You-know-who!
# X, m' _+ V' e% \: h% fSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
2 `* B0 ?* h* IVoldemort: You-know-who!
3 g- ]. g- V  q2 G, q6 j4 e, }1 zSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
Snape: Sauron???
Voldemort: The other one...
* ]6 {  @# F1 `" I1 R+ I; ], |% dSnape: Darth Vader???
7 D" y0 w: p1 B% i0 ]Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
4 t' |% \" {* |% ]$ dSnape: Hermione????

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% T$ R+ I' L7 }Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
" k0 c' o' D. z- a  u" t- hVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
  `3 K9 H# M9 D3 U* J6 TSnape: So Harry is my brother?
% I+ I1 }  M4 d1 O$ v# F/ @Voldemort: Your twin brother!
3 U1 E( L3 T! e1 @  w4 U2 K; u" RSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
! D1 t) b/ {8 H3 V7 zVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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& \& E. E' {  M$ _+ CSeverus: What's that?
Harry: Your cauldron.
Severus: What's a cauldron?
Harry: Dunno.
) }* p8 _+ ?2 m5 L$ v: Y) oSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
Harry: Yeah.
Severus: You first.
Harry: It's delicious.
1 M+ Q) |& j4 c- \1 M, rSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。