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) A9 [: ?3 d0 r4 P! X+ v2 `Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
6 j" h" S4 F, n# A' C; ~+ i' _& ~Snape: Who is it? : { W6 t: u$ D" z3 X- E* ~
Voldemort: You-know-who!
|2 g; j) o! LSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
" l5 h: X8 @7 @8 s' V; |. @Voldemort: You-know-who! 4 ^. l% l, w$ b, K" o
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
: C, A9 Z) p3 d0 lVoldemort: The dark Lord! 8 Y' K7 G) v. T! e. X7 g1 G6 P0 H3 o
Snape: Sauron???
7 J8 Q+ ?+ {% W+ S8 H& \. rVoldemort: The other one... ) u% C( x z9 j( E: l/ g
Snape: Darth Vader??? $ q( u; |% Y5 |4 g
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
% F: z' x8 o$ H" n9 }! p# n% xSnape: Hermione???? 6 t$ C6 E( l9 m9 N9 b, z6 N
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$ P+ D( B; z; }Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 0 e3 M, H' g! I+ A
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ( Q D2 q! A3 D$ M: s' H9 v2 z; ]
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 1 W, ^/ v: w# Q
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
$ G. ]) L' R/ Q4 E+ \* j. sVoldemort: Your twin brother!
2 ^3 `' m) C$ i" n8 y. Z! l( FSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
0 W& O! T4 b* `) {Voldemort: He's the younger twin! % n4 ^* u! ^! B1 | {8 [/ H0 a
Snape: Okay, no problem!. o6 ^, @' p% K, Z3 Z, P
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( \, I! D/ I3 R$ m4 i! [; @Severus: What's that? - _8 {4 H4 b2 N- c
Harry: Your cauldron. $ X0 v R% b' ?2 G: c
Severus: What's a cauldron?
0 A2 p7 _5 v& b) a4 \% i3 U7 s2 e% ?0 [Harry: Dunno. ; ?$ O# m9 u) ]6 P" h
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
- d. ?+ M4 J% i6 L7 U8 dHarry: Yeah. | z7 }3 ]* q( |3 O) K* V
Severus: You first.
7 C8 ]7 D2 X+ P6 n) j* a2 SHarry: It's delicious.
5 K" X+ g' v: e/ o/ `Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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