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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?! w; ]5 f/ e) ]/ L/ T. q
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.4 s Z0 E. U# T: n, c
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! w& S( C1 N- R, `3 V1 xQ:中国人吃狗吗?% d" R v/ E9 j/ e+ F# n
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。/ j# U) R, m. K0 q- t ~9 g2 f+ R3 p% b
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?% s0 F9 J+ G8 F9 l) w0 e
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
2 _ `, \; K5 g0 |& oA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。* e+ r( m+ E, X6 D) ]" ^
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?: P& I7 E) o$ R/ r( }8 t) n8 M7 U
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.) k* M+ V! X2 B4 A
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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# i2 s' E' A2 @0 ^! M( i& Z7 IQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?7 f( Z6 D; K8 \( `( h, z
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。* } L0 e% G* M. m: [4 f$ b
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?' C* a( _ T R- w
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.( h0 H( d* E/ `. }$ g, E
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?: t5 M! @, x3 d5 E4 [ g
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
4 b4 r% O2 c# D! D* zA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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6 x7 o" c5 f$ _, b4 |1 q( rQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?& C E- z2 ~6 o: r, g9 x4 r+ H( Y
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。4 f& o: {3 N9 X" ?
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. n r5 B1 n. T1 o+ l+ _Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?" N3 w F/ k j4 O
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.& x+ r2 v! i" C3 ^
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?6 {+ [' A' L4 I5 \5 z7 `
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的; R% l2 }0 {5 g- P
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