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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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4 V! x$ G5 v6 A* P. n) @2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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; o. h$ I T- V! u3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. . d ?9 e9 ? Z$ I [% J- G: r. H" b
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 q- f) k1 \; z- V- e" F3 f
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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' _! |7 ?7 ?" A/ R f7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.1 A; H; I- U5 W, }
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, " K3 s/ I) a( ^' c; a2 R8 L
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 & r. A" v6 ]& o- z4 x
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.- u( Y1 n( }: j0 {
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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