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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.) S, Y( t6 v- I6 s Z% p; Y
?" C3 d8 N! |5 J. t9 o4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. ' K! ]- U8 X3 v* K3 c- D
6 H) b. m2 t( v8 a/ ~& |5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a % U& _* A4 J8 N& O
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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% i6 a1 l" a+ y* }9 _, H* H" l9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.; D: \! P4 }/ W8 o4 ^6 i' @0 }! b
- `: J6 w6 w& h9 k% s4 }11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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- W. ^" E& m& A3 h4 Zyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 0 j1 G! r0 o$ K$ B
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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8 i9 {) j- K% a13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.. ], z- X: g1 h a; d6 ]$ y
$ p8 ` t9 U* G2 C/ d* W; A5 U' W14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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