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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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, ]4 u' N0 K' e5 X F% ^1 Z2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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- Q- Y+ d+ c! A# P0 J4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 4 e6 t! q; C5 p) v0 m2 h
6 P: O1 |! \1 `& I6 ^" |- h- Y- K6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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" k$ i/ o+ V5 B" U1 ?; z9 Q) w& Y9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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/ g/ j9 m t: o, g11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, . m4 d8 I. |8 f- Y( P9 z! k
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 ( l: j; @* q" A0 D
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, " Z }7 I3 ~$ x) O) u
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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- ] C' X% I, n9 R m13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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