 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed." p1 ` a' [$ J% z+ G
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. K* ] h1 X2 s- I, ~3 r8 CArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.5 c- `$ z6 i3 t6 {9 |
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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% T8 \+ H8 a R! A2 FIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.2 D* Z- J% ?) X1 `9 w3 }; N$ X
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4 ~$ h' g, n5 pCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 8 U3 M( R5 ^! w G" x: }0 c
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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6 K/ P6 I% ~ N5 P% c- R6 {That's when she shot him.
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7 }2 g" g% G8 _. D0 o3 _5 tYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut2 Q8 U; ~) S7 |6 Q' m1 N
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6 Q# c1 U* k8 E- o3 L( Q4 z% g0 vWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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