 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. : ?' m2 a" [# t0 V: D
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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8 a5 u/ \' c" }' P) VThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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6 H2 L5 o6 ]$ e9 ]! MArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.6 \% m* o/ {2 W; |1 E5 T
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.+ M, S+ @; ?$ r& _# O+ s% j$ R$ l
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5 Z' t3 P, M& X/ `It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.* W/ J( J8 t6 x% B7 P+ n
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) D8 V1 ?- V$ q2 `6 K7 |/ m+ eCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.0 ^( \, b1 r! t' R2 {& ~% s
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7 y- r, y0 u* B" CYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut$ `; x6 ?; m& n
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! & v( |# G, e# s( F! N* i5 U( [
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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