 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.! k& {# O! S) e
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/ b1 j+ s$ P1 Z$ q {# X. a" U6 DArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.! \8 O9 `5 b( a
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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& Y+ u" v4 w' r! b" oIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.0 m% K: f0 ?1 S! S: a! }
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4 m( @ r' \2 |5 n, pCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.5 e' U* D* c& m/ Z- J) B/ }
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/ H* X# {6 L4 }She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 1 ^9 c' h: y- A( J
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( ? d4 U7 d9 k% wFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'. a' y8 {) `6 r8 J, _0 U
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' M% s" R" K4 e" i9 r" NThat's when she shot him.: d% @# Q3 K4 o
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, E3 b$ v y) z- R9 I. }/ UYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut2 L' u: g0 E# [6 t
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 2 P2 L. k/ X2 r9 h7 K
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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