 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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0 N, K# F( D0 E8 P# A0 |/ I* [In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.* a. J2 ^% o6 C) F$ g5 s
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8 c8 ~, `1 ?5 z3 ?8 N; W9 N- d9 eThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.8 q0 B5 Z7 l- T' }; s& [5 ?1 Z
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3 j( t5 H8 n* C5 R: ^- D0 vArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.' x& }; _( G+ a7 I' Z7 M- D8 o
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.& g9 ~* c, m# u9 a1 R2 J* D, p1 M9 D' ]
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0 C, X7 p+ t! `Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.: `0 Y3 N1 g/ q/ ^9 c
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3 D( V1 A( `& ~) l' e' y7 S0 f2 hShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ( j" h+ A' f/ s
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' w! [4 j0 S, |+ xFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!', a1 d1 P7 c2 {8 E! N
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That's when she shot him.
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0 f5 s; e1 ?) R9 W3 Z) rYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut9 o0 ?" V, n* X" ?4 x v$ _& O
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4 T" |4 F$ z: Z) K9 w7 yWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 3 T" J3 @& }: z; w) \
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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