鲜花( 1654) 鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ( A8 s* Q$ T2 e f9 @4 u
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.* w, k" g$ @5 b; f) V
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7 l8 b# s( |% s& h) F) WThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.# s5 e* \6 |& V/ T1 T) E% ^
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4 h' B" S0 ^. b$ R4 lArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.. m- o/ C& o6 B2 l4 ?
: L% |1 A& s$ O& L* o* bDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.2 U& k- g4 a5 ?8 g9 _
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& a( J4 L% O {& UIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.1 m* {( K' e, g$ c' |
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& _* _0 l: Y& ~& s* yCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.% v8 \% I( i; Q0 D( E% C( l8 x
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. % w4 @; h; R" L
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'% M+ e/ T0 l1 z; i1 C5 e
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5 h8 G9 d, ~3 PThat's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说:支持有恒心读书的人
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