 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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8 Z N2 @: }" cIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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) F, e* O, O4 F; u1 _This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.# i, m6 P' }2 H& o6 Y
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/ C+ Z Z/ |. z& zArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.: ?/ D& W& e7 u. S( M7 Y" A
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.8 r( N+ j8 N! r$ `/ I( a- ~
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3 Z$ a3 }9 W4 F H, I+ d! YIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!') |( }& J$ } W5 m& A2 c5 O
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# ^* b# i5 F ]4 AThat's when she shot him.6 m( D w( d% C" a9 L9 z
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut6 ~: j5 R& I/ b( e7 c/ J
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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