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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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& z D/ a/ I, O/ A6 k1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.; v- _8 s8 `" |& U" N2 Q; V4 J
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
2 w; N' o; W4 ?3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
. Q: W+ c- _: O3 `4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better." J! v8 @9 d# X% e6 f
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
t! B4 {+ |$ F8 C [' a- \/ {6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough./ {% C% {# @: S9 |: G1 I
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
: D& v8 d" I( w: A8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. " G6 J3 J1 O5 D- @: Y, A, M, ?, G
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