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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.. X. X0 b* w" Q/ b
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.9 h' S, e0 ]" K; r
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
, P' T6 `" D6 }9 [5 I4 u* c3 n4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
. g" ?; \: O" V- @" t# s* i5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.$ J0 |% F/ o( d+ K7 I8 Z: _9 J
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.4 ]1 _* Y) z! l/ X% r
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
1 g1 D; K# Z6 V) r4 r% ?8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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6 a2 B" J+ z3 F: O: \More if I have time ..
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