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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)& n: v" K3 B0 `" y1 ]5 ^
* g1 R' D( \$ X+ N7 \3 o& u1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made./ g9 Q- w: h# R1 C& o
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.7 a# I2 a$ O0 J
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
1 A7 Z: l6 d' ?8 F4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
& V% P" I5 q) X' g8 _1 N& I5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.) C* \# E( R ~6 M3 s" S
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.. G- n6 @% z. a6 w7 S
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
7 F/ K# T4 h, R- d. v8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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1 k& _& b3 ^+ ^9 E5 }8 X) ?More if I have time ..
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