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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)- c* j) o) q$ Z4 C
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
. C, [) q& L. I' {2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
/ \" \$ z# u+ b3 S; a$ M( s" |3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.! B! r$ ]) Q0 F
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.) p5 w5 P- V3 d0 `$ X9 g5 l
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.% E1 _& c3 Q3 d- k
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
4 _+ Z: K3 b% \7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
% O' ]3 m3 F1 V7 ^6 p# a8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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