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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)) {+ r8 |% J d( S6 a
2 [ A( ]7 Q, ~) I7 c& l f1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made. }) j% l3 V7 d6 K, b
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.' v- d. h* D7 w, @! F
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.4 E: Z/ O3 O" W; a
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
0 m3 M; K* X6 {1 X# G! `5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.) k( |; Y4 B/ X3 \' M! D( G
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
0 [! P% W- Y/ M+ S7 A( D7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
1 U8 m- D% A# W5 T, A8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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1 N; z& c. ]! s$ AMore if I have time ..
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