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the longest word in the English language

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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America! d! d# W4 L2 `: i# D
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:5 I- Z: @; o' R: q3 B
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
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Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗9 c5 g  k3 B. J8 T' l8 Y7 ~
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
# f1 _! K, K5 d" A. i+ z1 l"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
# i9 H4 i) c- l* A" M8 CThe Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. $ q) y" T2 \2 w3 J) g) C9 r
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋0 s. {9 ]+ Q2 X9 w
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:; ~# E' }, ]! f9 T. ^
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Officer: You were speeding., W3 E- Y' n$ H* h( F
Man: No, I wasn't.
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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Officer: Yes, you would.! g1 _% c! s6 ~7 h7 B  `  Q
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Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.& \3 s9 F0 d* b
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
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"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!
  `) ]& ^: _9 z# pB: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap., o0 ?; E) i8 D' p! ~
A: I don't have one.
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.6 \' X- O+ a3 {2 k+ U& {
A: I don't have any cheese.
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% s2 z0 Z4 B, d# IB: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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God: "To me it's a penny."
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6 `# Q1 y  c1 k7 C* ~8 mGod: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? * f" Z4 u* I$ D4 [# G; A
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. " G: ~% j. p6 `9 d
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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" J3 n8 B. w9 U% D/ i1 vTeacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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A: An envelope.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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9 A0 e- v- c3 Y4 II did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

# v8 l' v" c& Ugreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45
3 m% m' {6 _! b" N7 U9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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billzhao 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45
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; D0 x+ ^) k$ S* V4 n+ uTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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fushiyu 发表于 2012-9-11 16:22
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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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"I" is the ninth letter
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