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) h% F) _4 [% ]% I; tEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here0 m @% Y% c: R: P* R
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/4 Y: R& z5 U- [+ }- Z& [
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman* t% u8 r6 w, O
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
, o; D% _4 e& s* W/ b#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
! {6 T0 i3 X! {! U#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
6 F! \% S) I4 a% E% D: J ?#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.! ~2 K% R1 S& f+ s |
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
, A1 B0 C- n5 M g/ G: k2 [$ N#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
* h4 {" C! R5 [3 F' M#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.$ K9 i) \ x- `0 g2 z9 g$ x
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?) {7 H" N8 I+ j+ X' z" q! G
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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0 g& \+ [2 }4 R- f" Q! FAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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3 J) X/ N& c0 I6 D#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "; H Q, U2 I4 K) d; D6 V: ]2 j Z `
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