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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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& h( @: ^3 s  N0 y6 q) BEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:0 o! W) W8 z6 }8 {1 @
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More pictures are here
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: i1 }9 b7 v0 A5 j1 QLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.2 [# y2 f& }) }3 p

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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. " L6 h$ r- T* `/ K
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
: B6 P1 |# O7 b3 [/ a, x9 q# K#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES." ~$ H  X5 R% i1 ^. z) Q& ?
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.$ @* J8 G6 ?- T+ ]3 l+ H& R
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.3 |! m: y# o( N2 L5 @" V
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.! o5 u* h4 j+ J& B# b' ^
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.- z9 h6 u- M: o! g# h  X8 `
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?' M! J  P# U5 Z1 J
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.- u  l( U) ^/ \3 D

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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下9 W4 m) g% i! C
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。0 \8 I7 S, q4 p, ?7 T
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 " C+ l  P9 U$ _" i0 Q
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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