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3 ~$ U1 g1 v. E! P5 T( |2 yEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
9 r% \1 C0 h1 c: ^http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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" g/ r5 {% E6 a! W, c; @More pictures are here
/ X4 a- j) c3 C* z w* O3 T! Qhttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/6 e& C: u& }- z; R" k3 a
- x6 p' Z+ b8 HLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.# e4 |: d# F& X8 P+ f
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
5 N! ~6 ^- q9 S4 ~0 m$ w) X9 t: u#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. ; J3 P S* F& e* t! F
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. C1 ?7 w8 c7 q+ x3 p
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.3 w) t+ B, } y5 w- t. ~/ {
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
8 V9 T& d+ E4 u* M5 ^7 |# c' B#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
* y7 S* L4 }& @4 h# r#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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: @: L' Y5 Z+ y$ u- H#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
9 P* E. E! G0 S' q0 t+ p$ j#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.4 e( s! g! X9 O+ m+ L# o
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "2 S, W# N2 g0 x* Q2 v+ ?2 X# i
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