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- \! i5 q7 i2 [; eEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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# W# |0 p) U% Y2 ]7 JLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes./ U( w" |* \5 W
1 Q( N: I! t7 BTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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+ s. E/ e/ Y. W* W! L3 }#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
, A8 F4 k v. n#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.* Y$ @3 r# L0 ^& K
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.' x: n% l' ~# ~- D- ]
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.4 H% b: g; X! K0 c. M% x2 v
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.) I* W7 w8 I& _
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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6 M( c8 @: ^$ B. s#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "# P7 P# ~% |, r; C6 p q; I* I% ~
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