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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) {. B, C! Q' W' D2 ?, w" Z
0 f7 y4 N) s1 K9 {1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.1 O: y% R: _$ ~' S {) f! e6 \
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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% j7 ~: Z1 w" K! o3 v; w6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. \. A/ u0 ]6 t1 W [2 B* W/ z
# L7 F2 R4 ~; x7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: b% a5 i/ ^. Y5 Z8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; e% d. O6 ]" |' b7 {6 o: T
5 K) d3 e5 B1 f. v9 Y# q5 Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 o6 g5 z2 E2 ^ B
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 Z& D- T7 O7 K
& k& {1 K- v! k1 U11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 T8 ]5 Y; a; p/ ]
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 I }* {7 n5 b% h% C) M
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- ^6 |: V( ?' P; j8 c
( @. P6 @3 q& `$ _14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* W4 |+ i9 u; u7 V* c
- u. G8 ?8 {: y7 u8 A. l" J9 j15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 @1 ^( ~4 d2 i4 |. J
8 _2 n+ }" v" w; |2 F- G5 a: H16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; V( f- M% ?& T2 O1 N8 O
/ I4 [3 I4 n( x% I18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.5 X$ q! c/ q9 j/ M% r% \
) ?: y, o, ]% m: r19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.! t \( Z) }# [ B% K8 j
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.4 N5 u4 i! {' c/ a3 r% ?
& v# j2 v, ]; x0 A# I9 C! a21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; W# B) E& c8 w! f& ~6 }+ i9 a22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 o0 k1 g/ K1 P4 @8 h! u
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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