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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # Q: ^+ T& s+ ]9 I8 x
) a) I2 D8 p/ @5 _; I/ j9 s1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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% S. ]/ j5 C5 ^3 u3 B7 k* T2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 G- b7 \! u1 R6 R2 {' [
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; e+ r2 _" \: ?& R& d4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.# c# b2 D# k! }% i5 }& S9 f# k6 l
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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' p0 f# Y) P4 }+ H6.) You watch the Weather Channel." ]$ s7 }$ b& G. N' b0 b
5 Z ^0 [( @6 ^5 P7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- X0 n, n$ C& t- C8 V
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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/ p! {* W1 A2 m- T1 \# o" P, o11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." X4 l4 |5 d3 Q6 h
2 z4 ^+ [( t1 b( ^6 c12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.7 s2 x" C# Q; v+ Q- m
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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8 o" a- a3 r- Y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 v( F Z4 }5 U$ w
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16.) You take naps.! N$ i* v- h% x- e( ]* G* t1 _
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 c- ~. b. t) C; A# M0 p/ y i9 j9 c
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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; D5 ?0 `8 N+ [0 u20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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8 b0 q, g: y" o Y8 `* l i9 K21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 k* U* `0 k( e. u
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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