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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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' T( W5 n/ U5 B, x5 B& v1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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; A' Q; ^! S! W! U2 X& b2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 W1 k3 T3 P: D# @" M I! K# P4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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- S$ |- S8 ?6 ~6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. O) [! Y+ l% R
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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4 D7 I. |9 z! i( `+ q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* ]5 c# J2 m& h! o
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.6 a) ?0 L- o: M3 Q, N0 S
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" \; X4 r; l" f' g3 Y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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$ o8 \8 e1 Q. |' ]7 J# _14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., M: X- I, H2 F1 e5 ?& h+ W" G
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) |5 i9 U" Q9 ^: h5 V4 \
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16.) You take naps.* v* S" }. a* K" Z( c* |
3 @' C3 f* x6 b V' J6 e: s17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ O6 r) g* Y5 |# o4 J g
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% S. H* x& W+ V
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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7 O: [2 i: Q" ]+ ~ S+ H21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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