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$ M5 j) b( j: f8 K {, S8 z5 w1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 b* H$ ?/ T, t/ ~* V, C8 h
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! Z1 ^# k) X6 G( V( _: _
1 t4 }! `! i. W3 Q2 A3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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/ a/ h1 Z0 Q* {. U9 ^: z' G# r" d4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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1 b. l$ i$ @: Y! | Y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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0 |9 H, P K+ ?& t2 C7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.1 M, h7 p2 E$ |3 N+ K2 H
' a; e6 O( L( I1 G; r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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( C# q7 C3 `% p% {! X* \2 _9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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& b% T4 C2 Z" k10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- \5 v1 {' E P; x
/ V5 C& B1 z9 r% Y. C8 u11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ `1 z& b5 x- ~4 u2 n
7 v% I2 w7 h* @1 c# A! U, z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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5 @" O: @* n2 e$ C+ x2 Z, |' R) f13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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% O! b8 L) A( i7 Q# e: y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- G a" X+ v* U
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16.) You take naps./ ?- z: x. L& q! m8 [, x. R1 ~- {
' \6 p: [3 e. N17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- d( T5 g/ l# l4 r1 O" _1 x18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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. v0 C4 X+ Q3 N# j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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, K2 s7 Z* r; j2 O {) u/ Q8 g21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"" G1 M6 `9 d7 g: N
% T; \' p; d) F2 N$ y F+ v22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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@1 z: |7 H- r& x23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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