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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....# H' |  w6 C- |2 n  e
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. # G- D7 A" V, h* e3 F8 J
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
& o4 y1 S/ [6 i; N, ~3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
6 x: z3 H2 L+ z: d$ @: @4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
9 ~. V: w" N( t& {. j5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
" J1 t# `: I3 Q, }5 d; W6 A1 E5 ~6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 N3 m6 w$ ~) f$ C  \7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
# a) n) z* d) M+ d2 _8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. - F. {' h0 ~# s* D
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- ^: h* q9 U2 O( V$ ?3 [' N10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 4 s7 q& \9 J, q/ }/ L
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
2 B+ g  K, ^& X* D12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
( z6 G& ^+ g% M. H13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
7 {+ f! ^$ W9 M( j1 ]4 Z  W14.        Can I flirt with you? - j7 R6 D. Q0 \( n
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. / ]5 N5 m: G& R6 K: l* }3 ?& S  F5 l
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
  H% e  T0 J+ o, X/ S2 z: P17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
' T* e2 e2 i; y/ G18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
* C+ V. L% h2 |" s19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 1 r% t6 R4 D4 U4 m, Z
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - F! ^, _, `& z
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? . B2 ^9 l; b' M$ z& O7 X
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
# g5 F6 d. d0 m3 x; h/ L3 r23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 1 I" A+ k% d! H+ R$ `/ U1 Y) d' F. e
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
: Z6 o, I8 y5 Z, W; Q3 G9 N- ?3 a) F8 M25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. , Z1 g: |) w5 @8 y6 R4 n
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ( o) T. A7 f& s- L
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
" w+ t$ b0 ~( f28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. + x- f7 u9 P1 O/ i/ o$ I& m
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? & M" Y- c- T  ^
30.        So... How am I doing'? & I! ?* C5 Y9 ~: s/ Y" _( _
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
$ ?5 _& v+ m2 |! L6 ]( P; e9 s0 a32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
; A9 E+ _8 ^4 I33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
- m, @5 }. T& ^' Q/ ?1 s; X+ T' r34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
& V$ X" }* ~* I$ g, v: S35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
# o& T) L! ~- `" o. N; ?! `0 _: [36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
( E/ ]' }( h  y37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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