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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....* q' ]: M0 R0 u& m
* F+ k. o) ^* P3 B! V. C: D+ n1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ' _+ |& U3 ^0 Z! f0 \
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
( X! e7 `- g& ? H7 K3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ' a; S" o6 O. T+ W8 x/ O
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
+ G- x/ U8 M, V5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
, A. ~$ S7 i% U3 M* q- Q+ _* `' G6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? " F' R, ?& [2 J" J+ W. ~
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. & \" U2 i7 {2 ^, l$ }% N
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
7 q5 `* c3 v4 n y" F1 p9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? & t0 Y2 B- A! K1 E
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 7 E% f, X7 x( l8 U$ G' W
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 7 j9 Q# N2 Z3 A2 U
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" , o d# a# v+ M5 {" W. j3 O
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
' S- u( ]. d) Z% _14. Can I flirt with you? 9 E! h: C$ h B \
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
1 L4 I5 q- z5 E7 G* L16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
4 N7 l( Q. u) ^2 B! _5 D17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 4 f* ~( b/ c! } Z8 [! u- {- [9 T- G
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
( r% {( o2 S) }7 L4 b19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. / ^ D& @, \. N0 ^! P$ F
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 0 |4 ^! x0 o' P2 B
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 1 N! j# q; a; _6 w
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ; _: r! \! O. }; l! t
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
6 ~7 B/ j6 N! J T: X' `& I24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 6 a, e) u6 B. Y7 J7 l
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 6 F! q7 ~( L* ?
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ' m' ?* u) Y2 v* T
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
" z- O. G8 R& [) O( N& @28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
/ x, F5 d0 k& k29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
+ m. J* x' C1 Q5 u30. So... How am I doing'? " O2 |0 t i' \& o
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 1 \8 J2 g7 K3 M8 {7 f2 D
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
; y. K" H4 u- X9 J( y33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
/ b7 m& C% ?4 \7 |34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
( d8 [! |) }% _ }4 w35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 2 E$ ]/ m* y5 D
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? , ]$ z! Q1 Z( j" }
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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