Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1 O* U7 Q4 P: a( ?5 X9 u# n0 R1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
$ m$ J0 p; m5 s, w: C8 W2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
1 e8 e3 m" n. @3 }6 W6 z4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
" _2 F* u3 }8 x5 C7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4 G1 S# B3 d( [8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9 t" T- V! |9 K; v1 _+ Y9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
; I% B) Y5 ~9 X: F* C# v11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
) u5 O  P, P3 \& W14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
% S7 O" K3 R3 T  }& v. N  G16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
3 j; l, D& C2 y, t# T; j3 x17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
* Y6 g1 o/ L8 m0 X. ^8 h1 O18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
9 j5 Q1 a" n1 K" U: i9 M19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
$ f) g$ v. ^. V" }23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
3 s- F' ]  ?7 Y$ l1 Y26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
" x8 m" M  Z5 z* b3 j27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
: j! {; D# e  r( e( h28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
. O; U9 `) U8 Y2 Y9 a30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
; q3 @! O. t& Y, [" O33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
( r7 Q# E3 X6 j6 S; t5 ]; D34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
, ^' [, R/ J+ _36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
+ c. d- b: S) h+ w! q37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...