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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 1 X7 N# m  P7 Z* i1 J
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
8 v" b0 k% ?- D( I3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 8 k5 w( T: R2 ^
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 9 o5 @( o6 v: y* a: F$ S
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. % ]  k. Q5 z+ a7 d
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? + I3 l8 ^7 G0 Y6 |8 L' |
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
$ w1 a& |/ @- Y  s9 _2 v8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 0 J* O" X, S6 \
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
/ R  S0 t; B+ M2 R# ^8 R  P9 O10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ) z& z+ ?1 X- p0 i& ]! F1 x
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. $ |1 `  E% o$ Q  e
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"   e+ j* R  b3 r" k( |1 F+ H
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? , N/ L8 q( ]6 J
14.        Can I flirt with you?
, H8 y) W3 e+ b0 T) f15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
# ~' O, k! l$ l- c  @/ G& f16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
( ~( \& h, r$ Z$ M' ]3 w. x17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 6 X: o  |3 ^) W$ [( ]  a
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
9 a/ ~1 r; W) z4 B8 H1 y19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
, c- ~/ v% {$ z# W( d, D5 D0 k/ U* k5 {20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 9 R# I5 l: N. Q# E
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
7 w% B) R0 A( ~) A8 B% p) Y22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
8 A# r" V' s* @. N* K6 T3 x23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
: w# E4 j' d2 R$ k" R24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? 0 m+ D4 ^# `$ p# \5 L2 l
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
$ k5 G5 ~+ o5 S( _8 M26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 8 s; g) T# N% k8 C6 p- x! N
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? ) ^7 I3 a; x. y
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. / H6 I; H& n( N  y$ H" Z! U/ [% T
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
( O' G5 l, k7 o( s6 f2 S30.        So... How am I doing'? , m& n/ W8 t- |1 E
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
  r! X3 W4 _4 B1 ?4 ?32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
0 t1 n( K" |# \+ R2 p( V9 N8 w33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? * `- C. o' [- x/ {, }7 v
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
6 M) T  ?4 u/ L3 o35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 4 y$ N+ ]# b1 [1 Q+ _, z7 t! H
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? # m+ }9 `* ^$ E
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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