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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....2 K/ y" s2 w0 j/ b* v6 h
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
9 q8 {9 b6 `5 V8 M2 K3 ]2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. : ~. i5 c) H8 D2 I
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
9 k1 e3 H. N! c) S% L3 Q4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] . p* ?! L: l4 p, e$ a
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
: O. K- d4 V' s D6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
* [2 ?- z Z& X5 r6 G: G. g2 b7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- s9 q1 Q9 z6 d( i: m6 r8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
6 K+ P# f7 o3 I9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
8 T2 y% I0 G0 o6 w10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
; p1 J" y' e( S" f# e11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
( W: }( [4 N0 k. U$ m12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
- a" Z. h( P6 ?7 m( X# }13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? & R1 e/ Q3 |' m% v9 `
14. Can I flirt with you? 5 i5 M; v9 a4 O, g& {0 M1 n
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. . c. R* \8 c. U
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
7 m) l1 g$ i+ L17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 5 r- ^( O6 ?: ~8 K
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
4 ]4 U* F- U* B$ `0 ^19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
6 t. v/ K, m" D. I7 t- ~; g. D20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
) \5 e7 b* C$ C& M4 d21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 0 U* _' d1 v) _% b. C
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
/ _ a* g0 u% ? K23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
/ N! d) v' R4 {- [; A R24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
7 i/ J5 h' o& a2 o& g6 M, Q9 Y25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 8 Y3 h h7 Q; O
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
6 Z- t0 S5 J4 i% c27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 7 D/ H; G2 o/ @. W( o. L4 K, K
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 1 O6 L/ {1 W0 ?, [
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
7 F" `1 k9 I. s9 e! S+ n30. So... How am I doing'? 1 l# A3 h$ q) B: k5 t
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
: T# z$ s; R2 z# [+ ?32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ; M! o+ r( b( H m* x
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ( I* \+ l; f4 i/ ]' G/ K
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 3 `3 m, ~6 q7 ?4 e x/ \8 r
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
( e* {- ?: ]/ J* |6 P1 V- d36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
) y; E' x9 ^5 B+ @: H4 j. ]37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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