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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 1 t1 R$ g' g8 ?9 _1 }
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ( P* n, M+ @3 W$ }
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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9 I( `" \$ {; v$ Z& RThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?) v' Y, ?( L, O* R6 u
' r% u( S: F$ i) g! c5 F( YWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie k/ d/ y* r3 n$ k: a: E. w
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". * A0 s2 o- d, c# I0 }
Y6 z* V% a" i o* ^5 FThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 9 y0 O8 l, j3 K+ }% T6 U
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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) W# [; K T$ Y2 gThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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