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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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1 U1 }! T# J/ v* ~9 `" MHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
: y- e8 o/ n" Y2 L- E+ bsales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" & k' ^3 U4 g$ N
8 u! v7 X4 H6 I4 KThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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' r6 R5 d9 j) d, X: F+ D! mWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie % { h3 Y6 l$ E# Z! [# r+ F7 E
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 1 u6 M9 k* N. k# S% q: V5 ]2 K
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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9 s# T- \0 F$ p* FThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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