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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. " r) Q. E5 T& o' t1 C# p
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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9 \, e0 U; _* y8 q- A' A7 ~The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 9 j& ?1 ^; O0 M I# |
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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6 e6 x& a! e" \* J* {The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the , R( E' }* J/ h( t. s
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" : E6 {. F# z" e2 g
6 I9 |. \% r. [2 rThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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