1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : {1 t) X9 ^3 }% _. j) l& c. t I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. , @ Z6 f; B+ @0 O0 x" S/ o4 N9 n% Z2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. r' _( r9 g( b1 ]/ i+ R
Not is you’re a chicken. 4 g8 o; O; f l; A! T9 ~3 i3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?; h' {* K3 X. v/ h9 e T) r
The outside. p' t; @9 z/ s' O* ^% i0 {
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?3 b# d% v' I+ `
Fry-day!; b! ^5 Y8 k( z
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?1 W0 V7 I- F: P
No idea.' I6 G( v/ N6 u$ i9 e, N
6.Why you go to bed?6 h; V' E) h+ R5 u
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 " o/ m0 v1 ]7 e o, u& O1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' q w& O, l/ k& `4 S" N d0 K. B I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ; U8 G1 V; Z. o6 {2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 2 C$ T o' {4 L Not if you’re a chicken.1 Y: R( ^( K* Q5 ]" f( o% A1 d
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表0 R) K, J8 }" Z6 ], [
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % z0 I$ }6 \0 C9 ^ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist./ g/ @4 E2 ]! g2 k5 L0 H' \
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ! h9 a. X' y) ?& `0 y" D Not is you’re a chicken. 6 H6 G4 b4 `: {+ B3.Which side of the chi ...