1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? \4 f+ O+ L+ j- b I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( z2 O# ~1 o8 M$ F" T
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? $ K, R! b. v* s# Q* w& \ Not is you’re a chicken.+ l, o! ]/ Q! ?3 [9 R- n" F2 P1 b
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 2 N' ]6 c& t- y7 s4 q. c The outside. / `" o ^0 c" Y! K/ w" j& w$ q4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?2 Q, f- [1 E2 E8 f
Fry-day!+ J/ \# y) Q9 R* n3 K2 K$ V3 q S
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? T0 D% ~) G \5 F
No idea.. G P, b% P& {0 C
6.Why you go to bed? : O0 T! e/ R4 K1 l: D9 n Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 y3 m4 L; B( }+ Q$ I/ |2 l
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 Q9 d: t/ Z3 ?+ m7 B
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. A0 Q' m/ P( C( X+ |; [
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 q/ J- G$ O* r9 J- M
Not if you’re a chicken. : z; l; ]8 g5 b4 ?' l3 w3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 * [% ?8 R+ ~6 M( G2 X1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % t0 [. O- w3 Y* l; w
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.# C- k/ T4 N2 A5 {- E
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?6 q4 A2 A6 \/ g% z- o. H
Not is you’re a chicken. Q5 K7 `; \1 U& i) @9 s3 f
3.Which side of the chi ...
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