1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / ]1 ]* z M* |- ?
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.- b' R8 q& @0 E/ s
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 {( Y( X$ a* H' \- X
Not is you’re a chicken.- V7 v1 g) b8 e7 {
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?% ^/ @( x8 t8 Q) M% r9 l( X; U
The outside. ; B6 j7 T, h: a3 U7 P4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?- }$ I4 D# D8 l" I, |$ u
Fry-day! # y8 q5 p2 A- J, B" Z8 j5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?4 g8 y P- I5 A X4 g" y' K( j
No idea.+ }- L% a8 O! l% s3 Q2 h& V; ^
6.Why you go to bed? 6 j% B: x5 q0 m Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 $ G5 ~2 W1 Y+ m1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; p' |0 u, o, | I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.3 ?! _3 Q: @6 }6 H4 T+ J0 i
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? : Q2 [& o( k( b) v Not if you’re a chicken.8 R9 r( ^6 E1 d/ y
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表9 p* Q2 J6 p- E' f- o9 O2 b. [
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 `$ h, G, M" }
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.+ S- T/ D8 q0 R5 a3 \
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ; q1 h! J. I8 V U0 {2 T Not is you’re a chicken. % [ m" G* h! D" L, B& [3.Which side of the chi ...