1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ G3 X* g P2 S! @" L* V I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 5 Y0 R6 _% q. u0 a5 |5 l2.Is chicken soup good for your health?" }! n! E9 b- L( r) l
Not is you’re a chicken.- I( c9 c( G: R' Q
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?4 M' I% a( E1 Y
The outside. 1 g: Q3 q; u! A0 f4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? P/ s" {6 P% |
Fry-day! * l7 A) c, y7 ]& J4 i5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?3 z! L1 g1 n3 Q5 {! h& V, n6 T
No idea. , w, S8 F; U A; q) i( p: S6.Why you go to bed? ; o5 D) q5 `2 @; c7 c b2 k Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 / M3 n5 h% q% S0 N* i+ U1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 7 `1 v& S+ h% Z. d! a x
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.0 b7 a* b0 p( `) U X; ^' ]1 s0 X+ r) Y
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?% n9 ?5 [/ P$ Q( d
Not if you’re a chicken. . C& G: b0 ^/ R7 T( w/ z3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表) ~. j+ ~ ^3 i0 a* p
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? , a8 u: U# ]* e: |9 }. H+ J H. W$ Y I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 5 S; ~4 k1 U5 j+ V2.Is chicken soup good for your health? $ |. Q+ R1 ^) C' w$ m1 z Not is you’re a chicken. ! x4 j: l, h/ x! P8 \( H% }3.Which side of the chi ...