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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
8 p( O( H3 @, F I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist., V. E8 ^- m" N
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?; ~! g, s& A7 e, D+ A j) u
Not is you’re a chicken.
$ K& Z1 l6 }( C) V. O' l3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
1 c# [0 J, a5 I2 D8 m The outside.
6 R* C. o" R8 r$ N" V3 P4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
/ E+ I' H- L6 y4 U; P0 @ Fry-day!. c' K. ]% l; b- Z d$ e
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
' k) h$ V4 E4 q) D* e No idea.; t7 e7 ?* C& L3 O) s" t0 m
6.Why you go to bed?
5 q; v9 Y+ a: h" l+ O Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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