1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . ]7 J. ^; Z8 L9 J" @9 q I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." m$ a: Y' ]% |
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?8 I0 e* g. n; X9 e- W
Not is you’re a chicken.2 Z; X" v- G& X. H* ?
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? $ p* _; I( m9 h) c The outside. % T4 S/ h. }5 q' E4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?( g3 Q+ d3 Q" F$ B+ Y7 T
Fry-day!6 M+ E R b, M8 s
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? / x i6 r9 h( _6 }: a( b0 a8 J No idea.* d3 O, g: [2 J* i8 J4 M
6.Why you go to bed? ! J' B( n6 n9 {$ z: P Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表9 \- f$ m2 |9 f: [) W
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ( R2 f* c0 H# } I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.; l: b. Y: U& }* z4 {6 u1 z, z/ d6 O
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 ?" @* c! D2 L% a( i
Not if you’re a chicken. # I: u( P5 K3 n* t$ u: N% U9 M3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 0 I) m% j8 h0 p2 E3 L1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & d5 c" I1 n/ j; O3 c I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.9 b+ T' T3 P/ a" ^" e
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, e" c6 i' ~2 r
Not is you’re a chicken. & a5 p5 n! c0 v( A3 x# T3.Which side of the chi ...