1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? s# o8 x8 u+ ^+ }4 l I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ) E9 K+ z1 d4 n6 D. K+ Y* v3 \( i, l2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 7 c: ^2 p0 l) x8 ?4 I( I5 T Not is you’re a chicken. 5 p4 f+ O& J# k5 f3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 2 F3 ?5 @" j& }2 Y The outside. * z: C; ?" s7 O }7 u, Z" _* C( t4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? ( P( Q/ t# R- H$ U Fry-day!1 m/ C# F5 g* \: ]
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?" n |. ^0 f5 F% T( O4 _1 C- I
No idea. * a3 K9 K' ]4 b: ^0 F6.Why you go to bed? 9 z& n; ~" H4 q4 ]. j* E Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 7 A6 @/ L$ A; x$ \' D. Q/ S1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 r5 H0 T6 _) a7 f+ K
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.! o3 D+ z+ \- x! H7 C
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?" |8 ~" a3 j Y$ n1 @
Not if you’re a chicken. : J4 h# G+ X8 C4 N0 p% v+ b2 [+ G d3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 0 c; v, | s5 V9 u0 L0 t' P4 f1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + C( I# X& z5 P# r' F) O( H
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 9 t1 e7 D1 r! r8 n0 f3 B$ c2.Is chicken soup good for your health?; E4 w0 e- |- D2 ^6 ?, A2 B1 o
Not is you’re a chicken. H- ^" d. H. O0 P3 x* N1 p3.Which side of the chi ...
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