1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 |5 m K! P, M: r( [ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.. O0 x' \" B7 U
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? / U3 R; |& D3 w- @0 z% | Not is you’re a chicken.1 b4 `4 Z7 g0 \1 ?
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5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? ; ~0 Q5 l# m2 _( S& d. y/ [ No idea.' p7 T* N' n7 ^& f/ x3 U
6.Why you go to bed? % `7 ]# H2 @+ p* o Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 0 v9 g# P$ ]# S1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 w0 ]' t+ d4 I: n: b+ k2 R I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.: S/ b" ^, h: w0 B, |" Y: K2 I6 P5 t9 B
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 8 K) w, S8 Q7 \- O4 j+ H! K Not if you’re a chicken.! t; v' q/ Y. c8 u3 y& R
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 & @! ^; r; C, |2 S' z/ V- r, X1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) U$ j1 s Y6 b+ y I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 4 p1 k) h4 A$ B+ o" y& Q; D# V2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ' P; `1 e+ m( s2 i s+ B2 n Not is you’re a chicken. ) N- k% K7 Y; a, N; c7 Z3.Which side of the chi ...
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