Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
9 a1 ?: n, F+ N+ k>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* z: R: e& u% L7 z>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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9 k5 h4 w1 G/ w4 f% l7 k>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
1 v: Y! P% M4 Y6 j* C>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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) x: ]# D4 t3 e7 r( P) }% B" U3 w>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
9 a& P7 E. }9 {* n/ U8 l8 ?1 \# _>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
( K- t9 w% w+ p/ u& h+ q% ]>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
) d, U  F! g2 D$ b. l7 f4 N>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
% }% {3 o! N9 B/ h: E>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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* D9 M" |& d  R6 ?; q* U>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
+ T, l7 {  }' f* q+ C% X) I) m- K>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
* k: l5 y5 V# Y  e; [>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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' `# X; |# \7 N" D>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
2 y$ n3 C7 r8 M4 f5 i8 a>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
; O6 P- }5 O0 `7 ]  a" j- I! J0 `; r>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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/ @+ P; W% d, j. A. x- Q>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
+ o: h7 _) e0 w>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
, S3 B1 w+ f2 x5 psister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
& }3 m6 N; @4 Q' I( Y+ V>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
& K( X' Z+ s  {% X  c3 j* G>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
+ ?. v2 {2 \$ |# B3 X- L>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.