Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
4 S' x- G& O1 i" m; m>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
9 I6 Z- I6 `$ ?# D7 x; Z( F>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
; C# h  ?% w  e% I6 n# w>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
' Q! ~8 y! r, W>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
( K. m- n+ M: [, n5 E>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
: R& s. s5 Q! _7 U) ~1 b0 g4 ^>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
& n; O" W) g8 V: _>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>
; M; ~) c. N( b, p>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
& I% l8 ^4 D8 d) |$ E6 R2 S>> nothing happens.
# }% s9 o; S; a2 _* O. x' v7 F) B>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
) P% P0 i' w( F2 m# E2 C>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  `0 z# w+ m: Q/ Z>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
; s" f+ B# g/ A: B) X4 \, U+ G>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
( f' M% ]1 y- i7 H( y>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
& ~" P" y6 z6 j" H8 G4 I8 p>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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3 Z8 ?, k' d. q" W5 U>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
7 i5 M- p5 e9 _# A8 l1 D0 q; V% b0 K>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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" o  p: L$ {6 w9 \4 n>>             ARAB WOMEN:
3 F4 }# f; k9 h" O! N6 @>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
, T, I* u6 p* o* G0 |>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.