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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
4 S' x- G& O1 i" m; m>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.5 F5 ?" B" o( _5 T% h( a+ ?
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a # i: Q! t0 |$ y4 y$ ~3 o
bit.$ [6 G. A0 {2 r1 _' M$ B
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position." q% E3 N5 H0 i! U  d" r8 N  h6 x
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9 I6 Z- I6 `$ ?# D7 x; Z( F>>             IRISH WOMEN:$ U5 o( c  [4 g( Z" r
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.: U+ Q0 p4 L  N$ I- d  n
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.3 V8 `: k/ V: g# R* `
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
; C# h  ?% w  e% I6 n# w>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive / `6 u. q* \. o  j4 i
>> restaurant.
' Q! ~8 y! r, W>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes 1 [. K6 b7 Y+ h& \1 C; x/ h
spaghetti ; s8 A2 y8 e/ z' e5 w# R
>> & meatballs.
( K. m- n+ M: [, n5 E>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & & \/ Z# t. [  K2 p4 J& s( c% N; m
insists on 5 v& j- y0 X* x0 t
>> a 3-carat ring." L7 U2 F5 x8 T7 n5 F
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate 8 I9 _: \  \' P. u; Y
the 6 g- q0 v0 x$ C; [: k3 X& T2 g
>> thought of having sex.
: R& s. s5 Q! _7 U) ~1 b0 g4 ^>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress." j6 ~# u! n( m; |
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& n; O" W) g8 V: _>>             JEWISH WOMEN:" N+ _: V7 Z& @8 \3 ^8 S% T
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.# C# _. h3 |6 i1 t# c/ T0 b4 R
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.% w) _5 k9 n0 Q- W5 W8 D; ?
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get : j# x, I- |& Y0 L8 n  U
head
) q9 u6 m0 P+ A6 K1 {>> again.& O$ N; u, D3 \6 l: p7 H) o
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; M; ~) c. N( b, p>>             CHINESE WOMEN:) Z" X6 ~, ?$ w4 o0 L7 I
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
& I% l8 ^4 D8 d) |$ E6 R2 S>> nothing happens.
# }% s9 o; S; a2 _* O. x' v7 F) B>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. 0 H' i5 p4 c3 u
>> Nothing happens again./ S0 R3 x. k* _% a4 L
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and % y5 m% G: i7 _/ M- Q$ O
you've * l" Z' ^# O* C) j$ ~
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.4 L6 v$ ^$ n8 |( s3 H0 A( M: E
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:& i# H+ U8 j" k0 g# X
>>             First date: Meet her parents.# O/ s0 w5 y9 E
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.3 X2 J6 L5 ?9 g: V/ W; w
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:2 S7 X7 ?  k$ C+ y4 E5 p
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.' h  O7 F$ J9 j7 f; f- o( Q
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a 3 R. s- B% e3 e$ k% b0 b
real
) P% P0 i' w( F2 m# E2 C>> expensive dinner., X; D7 \4 O0 M/ n* v( i) R1 W
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  `0 z# w+ m: Q/ Z>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.4 N+ l  U$ ]- g$ f- {% i
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
; s" f+ B# g/ A: B) X4 \, U+ G>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk 4 U3 T" ~$ v) e: W+ u# Q
on
( f' M% ]1 y- i7 H( y>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.$ o' V2 W7 N" ?2 b0 U% ]
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.5 h1 C9 R( a6 F9 U+ z
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, / I0 i- e' V0 N8 l# g# J8 Z
father, $ M# g: e) v; o, H" H$ j6 H
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her $ S) Q6 g9 M7 A& O1 D3 M
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her 4 V5 B4 q1 q6 m3 ^: h% i7 i7 A
sister's
& ~" P" y6 z6 j" H8 G4 I8 p>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
6 g3 _2 G% K$ f& s) [! W- L+ g4 Ffor
3 Z8 ?, k' d. q" W5 U>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now , B  n; ~5 U9 X
looks
7 i5 M- p5 e9 _# A8 l1 D0 q; V% b0 K>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.. ^7 V% |4 ]# N3 O2 Y
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" o  p: L$ {6 w9 \4 n>>             ARAB WOMEN:
3 F4 }# f; k9 h" O! N6 @>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
, T, I* u6 p* o* G0 |>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.  f/ q+ p- o0 @& v# z. h- g5 E( e, A
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.$ @7 c" C  N* K0 I# F9 p
>>             No third date.
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