Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
# ?, J# ?8 J' f7 E9 J& f6 W; b: `1 T>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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5 o2 [3 K* r3 }" S0 @7 m8 H>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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; L: G  p$ V1 s: _  M( y' }( E: L>>             IRISH WOMEN:
2 f  q. q2 m9 s: F>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 ?) X  ^$ ?9 b0 D/ S# i& e>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
7 N* H* F# N; Q! M; h: X" V>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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0 |$ y& ?* p! N8 G2 W# H* o4 j, N>> a 3-carat ring.
6 G& }, Y3 F" n>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
3 q5 W6 g2 ?  q& q8 H( E0 e( ]>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
! |  K% C3 u7 ^! U$ S8 R- Z>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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6 g0 I5 O% O" J8 G>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
; b& T5 r+ c) V* |0 G5 c>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
( L$ y! A/ Y( v3 [4 A$ Y: R>> Nothing happens again.
/ n: p6 k7 m4 q5 `2 k- l>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
9 W1 O: U- U7 }>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
9 P# `0 W0 H1 @1 I5 o& p0 c>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
' W$ {$ k  s8 X) K5 ]4 f>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
1 C( y! L# n4 W& c. j8 e>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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' p* I* r0 x2 z, w$ @" j>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ H% q0 Y2 \' _/ N>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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5 j! Q4 `0 E7 q) i5 s$ Q>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
+ y/ G+ l9 t! \- {, l; Z  y$ k>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
# E5 b: N1 P. s* s% e>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
' T6 w7 S4 r" n0 X>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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3 }5 J3 E# u. Q) f3 j  ~* b>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
* y* Q+ F* y) E8 E9 q>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.