Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
  j- K2 }$ z4 F' F- v& b/ G' ~6 j>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
& u2 J4 |8 Z7 `6 L% x& C>>             IRISH WOMEN:
. y$ p7 H$ ^  n. Z$ A' I% z* {7 e1 U>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 E9 m1 Z  a4 Z# ~, ]7 E>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% c( X  Y0 o' b" n) o/ V>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
, q( E, p2 }, y% L! a: Y; }4 f' K>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
1 |* J6 }5 _( L- n! c0 w" n: [>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
) n* l! t4 m0 o8 p( d& P; G>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
3 Q% j+ ^) }: x3 ?# N>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
" b. M+ e: c. |3 T! c: W1 b>> thought of having sex.
2 n2 m% E# z/ ]4 B>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
; n& z. w  X1 w2 n4 z8 Y% Z>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
! s) W2 O3 c" {4 o% ^>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
# W. h7 r- ^) U4 I* S+ W6 m- b>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
) a2 K- x" D- I+ n: |: \* ]8 V>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
, v. U$ r$ Y4 h>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
& t$ ?. C# y) u! l0 S>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
+ h. z* j# Z% i0 q2 ~>>             First date: Meet her parents.
6 u3 T- T# q: ^, b! b/ Y>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
" f# c) d$ }7 @8 e>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
2 g$ w. r) j4 u$ U$ z>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( Z! V# I! P& r2 @  K>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
0 K3 a( w+ W* C( V, W9 B' Wreal
3 j) R7 S$ n7 {' p, ^>> expensive dinner.
, r* t$ `: R' U( Y. @>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
! @& @2 s5 `( g% h. j: I>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
( o$ O5 L2 f. ?$ E& o/ b4 s>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
) l- o/ _& z# T3 P>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
1 s3 ~) Y. [, s5 X0 m>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
' i, B+ E" M9 ~" ~* u. m0 Qlooks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
/ @1 s! y) L9 k4 {) X! o; [! E>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
, q- Q5 D6 u& d3 A( B! V! D>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.