Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 o% Q8 [$ Q9 e) \/ ^>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 C+ g- q: L% \8 i- S+ X>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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: M, o( }6 z0 b( c>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
7 @  r; ?8 }' j. k0 x( d; f>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ ~8 N* \: ^- l# S6 q>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
/ p) f+ b& G5 r5 T>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
! s+ S4 ~" Y$ O0 W( g7 Z2 p! j) z>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
* O3 a& c" L6 f" h1 o4 k2 p- T& g>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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2 ?$ [* ?9 Z( O>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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- P! F0 _. L& d6 ^! l>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
0 i* [! ?0 Z$ ~9 d- e9 |>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
- I- k2 [/ ?, X- r3 T, W3 y>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
0 `$ R- M8 t* [- ?>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
1 p  g9 ?) F* l>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
! |3 D; t( ^# {9 ]! ^4 p>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
$ m# ?* @) `+ F* A>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
  E# t0 Q5 i! e! a3 |real
>> expensive dinner.
% p: h* M) n. A/ c; g% C>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, ~3 N; `+ [, n7 X! R>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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6 s! T/ h  x; a4 j+ I1 A>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
0 c2 Q4 \' Q: ~! |, Q/ h>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
8 t3 }+ j5 m' _. ?& h) j9 Mfather,
. D7 L0 `/ `, B, A% c: x! e. f- q; ~% A>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
" V; [1 S4 r/ f>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
5 i& `9 Q; I0 _sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
* g3 Q* G; ]- @* e! i. @+ J1 X7 |>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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+ s' ]; k& S- q- `' P# V>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
2 x+ m; l/ F6 g/ q>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.