Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
. n  X) E& X2 x" X>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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0 j, y- D3 l% c>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  K8 P3 j7 g" @* n>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 W! w' f( H9 \+ b1 Z% h# s' Q* [>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
0 ]8 D8 |6 z5 C/ Q8 e9 n& Q>> restaurant.
; B* u7 H+ H- c, c$ Y+ W  l  ]>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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6 B! n; z: `" {* d' _4 G: C. y8 t>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
. h% k- E! E( |0 e; F' L) c3 o>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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  H$ \# G0 _5 y>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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* P+ a; J4 D& `  Q* V>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
* X9 U/ r2 B6 Q6 a, x* Y) {7 T2 P>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
+ j, Z  S* p. [( r4 g>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
+ E5 d( d# A0 x7 s7 |# [. @>> nothing happens.
9 {* k* ~& `7 t: [>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
& [5 D9 K: G8 W8 G' `>> Nothing happens again.
3 z6 B  Z- B% ~& \" M3 B' l, v>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
; K2 V0 u+ B/ h>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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* c1 B0 ~9 z3 B2 T6 n>>             BLACK WOMEN:
5 X  p( @1 b$ F" d# H>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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2 C+ P1 G6 I' Z7 h2 f>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
" m( Y9 z% d/ ?>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
' G3 L8 z9 S$ v0 i4 d7 l>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
9 k7 k. ?  X* C- ?  t4 I6 u>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
, \' `; A5 S3 v! o>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
! Z0 H. D. C1 X9 V% msister's
* T* K0 C* k+ T4 V>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
2 O9 r# I8 x; y1 U* ^>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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0 n9 e: y: M* C2 ]>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
) E) y  `. W8 y>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& V1 p2 @5 X$ J; N6 \9 [' D>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* M" z7 Z3 g2 L( l1 M" ?7 v8 k>>             No third date.