Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
( Z% G0 o, {4 z( l+ z& k4 n( E>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) |: _$ \2 `5 G4 j. z1 j# L>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
6 A& S8 x% |7 B/ u( [2 x: X6 Emissionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 B' [; D+ Q2 }( W' R>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
7 g1 y& d7 Y: ?>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
& Y3 l( N: |3 s& q, T7 s6 O. M6 V>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
" @) E; Q) Z# o$ \, y: v>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
6 Y1 @' Z( @- T+ r>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
6 J0 A/ A8 K; N8 {) [  [# _# z>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
* j, E+ f" J0 c# l  S* d>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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8 F( o7 }; N# Y7 i$ |& Z5 k>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
9 {6 P# L9 j: [  k& {>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 a* {; f# }8 Q4 u7 E+ X>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
; }& ?6 H6 M! ?) F+ ^* {( k>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
4 m! {' k# O- ]2 y+ |. }$ C>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
: X$ @( S# V6 Q7 l>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
! H) q% Z7 c. C$ r>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
# S! ^; X6 j" Q- ~# H$ ?4 r# i>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
4 N+ U  G8 |' @& u% v* ssister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
8 p* v6 w" r/ j+ h1 q' U: q>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
& x7 A! k- L4 @( m, G; F* f6 s  i" ^>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
) E: X1 v4 N( O1 w& U>>             No third date.