Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
6 b  W3 h+ \0 o9 S) \>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
! C3 ?3 b  h# M! N- ]$ d  P0 s( g/ a>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
, |/ ]; J1 f! [/ X+ w>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: N& U: e4 J* A5 I" T0 o>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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* C3 [1 K; T: T& n5 ?( y>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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8 x4 l9 Q, c7 u1 V  o+ `4 E# _>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
/ P6 G; |7 G% {5 P>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
/ ~, c/ C" R1 ]9 J% G) G+ a+ l>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
  g9 g$ |' k3 S0 E1 W8 x# F- J6 l>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
/ G$ Y9 s  E! f( w>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
& G+ @- I0 O/ H# o>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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' I# H5 A2 ?! t9 k) f" V8 J; S* C, q8 C>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
' Y' D# W8 r4 n, f! H>>             First date: Meet her parents.
! G& }6 F1 s! K; U# K" z9 F, L>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
9 H- ?8 {  v1 T1 I  Q2 B7 a" S>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! P/ x* I2 D0 z>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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0 a0 h- E/ y6 e8 o# x: @: c>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
/ [) u* T+ p$ q9 L) P>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
& \: B+ D" O6 P>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
/ `2 L! @0 {9 k# D8 Q>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
* `7 R5 G8 a- z* V8 N0 [1 A6 A>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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8 ?7 g/ s& j3 P; l: |>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
, F7 v) `5 {5 Q! G9 S# v: B) C>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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8 |  W2 w$ e" L>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
7 x* Q" l* ?  x' V* P>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
% o$ r: i9 O* d" C/ ^4 ?- ]4 u>>             No third date.