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>> WHITE WOMEN:
( Z% G0 o, {4 z( l+ z& k4 n( E>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) |: _$ \2 `5 G4 j. z1 j# L>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a ! j/ M. _8 Q Z5 }( `
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>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> IRISH WOMEN:' |, x1 e: e' ~ N0 Q
>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 B' [; D+ Q2 }( W' R>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.5 k- `/ e& f/ K9 T ?
>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.7 Z, Y6 I% @/ a1 X
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:, \( |3 v1 U8 h% ~6 {
>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive " @# O \3 a3 p8 d5 ?
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7 g1 y& d7 Y: ?>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes " }, f0 K1 A/ }3 ?" \9 s Y
spaghetti
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>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.6 @9 J: a9 v- J2 L& b: @
>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate - m6 c; U2 h, J; F, X
the
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>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.. W% Z( m# \+ Z* b+ }; D
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>> JEWISH WOMEN:
& Y3 l( N: |3 s& q, T7 s6 O. M6 V>> First Date: You get terrific head.' J; k. _( E; g T, F, k4 ~4 i! ]
>> Second Date: You get even more great head.
" @) E; Q) Z# o$ \, y: v>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:( Z! s H" L* |% a
>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
6 Y1 @' Z( @- T+ r>> nothing happens.5 @( @& _: ?% a: H( {
>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. ( w! |$ Z |8 s5 @: b+ l( ^; w
>> Nothing happens again.# ]& n1 X3 P( i& ?
>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and S% X( ] V5 J8 i1 c& v
you've
6 J0 A/ A8 K; N8 {) [ [# _# z>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.7 j% p& L) J2 F B
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>> INDIAN WOMEN:$ ]% H& K! P% E
>> First date: Meet her parents.
* j, E+ f" J0 c# l S* d>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.5 d+ x9 {9 y, t( u5 _3 E
>> Third date: Wedding night.
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8 F( o7 }; N# Y7 i$ |& Z5 k>> BLACK WOMEN:: x. ~6 e% y. Z1 \9 N2 H$ j
>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
9 {6 P# L9 j: [ k& {>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a 0 }2 U, G5 g, r
real
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>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 a* {; f# }8 Q4 u7 E+ X>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
; }& ?6 H6 M! ?) F+ ^* {( k>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk : ^' v$ H$ z7 F1 X; u# P4 ]' \, {: E
on
4 m! {' k# O- ]2 y+ |. }$ C>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
: X$ @( S# V6 Q7 l>> Second Date: She's pregnant.% J; S$ l+ [) }7 p/ o, \* c) U' ~; R
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, % n" h, \# f% t8 J+ e1 d- r0 U( \, a9 i
father,
! H) q% Z7 c. C$ r>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
# S! ^; X6 j" Q- ~# H$ ?4 r# i>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans , f# d% N$ l" n! Z3 m
for
8 p* v6 w" r/ j+ h1 q' U: q>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now , M2 L7 @! I- _# l: [
looks
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>> ARAB WOMEN:
& x7 A! k- L4 @( m, G; F* f6 s i" ^>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, ' }$ V# Z; Z! t, p" e
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.6 e3 y- x% o& I4 J1 P0 D, N( X( }4 U' q
>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
) E: X1 v4 N( O1 w& U>> No third date. |
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