Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
. d. t" k3 C% Q3 [$ A, j1 ?>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; @, }. E. x7 k, E7 n0 ~- F! X! h/ M1 l! L>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
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>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 J7 X/ V8 f2 v, j: R& B% R>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: r) O0 I4 K8 t>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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$ a+ c% T$ Z2 y: k6 v1 i>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
1 ~1 B- J, X3 W>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
2 K) ?9 M5 H$ V>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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2 v- J# c$ X3 @; |>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
# k) K4 k6 I2 [>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
- D- J1 q" R) T8 J>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
& q7 T: p( p, v( e5 s$ j>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
) v- S% W; ^2 @: F% l, G2 K>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
  h5 t8 s; a+ O7 r>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
% i4 r% k3 {' {>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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0 E! G8 g5 ?  B6 e- w: L>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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) r8 B8 @* K. Y: I6 {1 ]) k( r>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
5 W. l* m( l0 X>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.