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Spring is officially coming today!( w+ c7 ~! r( {) p, y
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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; L# a) r6 Y- D* V2 v, [An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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7 ` p% C5 \- T+ M, c, J) g( ASo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.# x7 a% R: s* H l* e- Q
, w8 F5 Q0 A" I, _6 u7 qThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.0 N0 t) p& Q* v
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
7 C; o( h( n& Q, \! W+ zEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.. h1 m2 l+ I% u# Q, h2 I
, i! b& c& X4 B4 R+ D) aThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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6 w, e% @1 W+ W* OThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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