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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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) }) m6 M8 j+ g# O) b; l! Q) {An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."0 D) Q. g1 ~/ I% h& u* G
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.1 r/ G$ I2 E; C! Y8 C0 _4 U [
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."6 b) n8 V2 p5 v, w# F u
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.' e# |: E% f" V9 s/ K
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
! C6 C: m* U4 h9 Y: ]Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."% f4 I, u# W5 E- X6 r* x- e
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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