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Spring is officially coming today!- o8 `% n2 C0 T6 Q
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!- p* p# W5 q K) m* D
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."6 \3 y( ]& r2 `$ J. x. v; g% l, B
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.- R; g5 q) v0 _. e
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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9 b* y6 A9 T* rThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.9 a1 ]. H% U# t+ x
6 r Y% z& ~ {3 S+ c3 P! T8 OThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
- F' H( {( T8 m+ c" H& HEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.1 B- p& P* j) [3 H
# {! J7 {4 `4 `% \, F% hThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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