 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Spring is officially coming today!
6 ~# A: `; |& o3 a$ T; E! G* Y: @+ [
* | ~- v1 _5 E/ b, `The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!/ h, I4 i/ t% C7 ^# s! z, [6 ?
- @4 X, s' ]5 @" q+ k4 R- h5 @
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
( R3 u8 T1 J7 [* m# B+ v: V9 P5 W. h% S3 q% \
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
9 \+ ^" e+ u* t5 Q; e; y+ {5 }4 G& A( c; ^ i6 ~) F
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
9 K7 I N7 @5 {: \$ b
_) I1 ^. _ }) |% _) l( Z2 aThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
5 c- r% x/ T& r4 [2 F! L9 _& b# M K- y% \3 c
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.# y; W6 ^" V% t+ w
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
5 p- `& u- x l7 Q8 A4 }( i
' K- K5 |' D. Y# P4 L$ xThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died.". W$ H+ o o/ y+ s5 S" _( c2 P* m
' Y8 ]/ U0 S3 l% o+ B' DThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
