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Spring is officially coming today!
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$ v: \! m; ~& C1 s; b8 DThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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- q9 ]& Y/ i% I1 t' _An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."- w" @ Q( C7 v5 P% o
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.4 k Z2 R3 ?; u r. @* o
( e3 j# W; m% Z$ _The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.". x8 g/ M+ e1 l% q: g
+ `+ a% j2 ]: v' k. N! p/ AThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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7 E \. }* X5 [9 qThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.6 R1 G7 w( h/ {' v! T
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died.", a; t, b" g5 S5 f
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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