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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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( F# T! J8 c- R1 u9 MAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."1 o# M. t3 j6 z: Q
5 g2 N$ Z! [, |' Y. sSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.$ j- ?/ t% Q1 O' f4 E9 n
" |" y6 o8 k% V9 V: d K' q5 K2 xThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."8 s2 h) a& J- x& f
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.( z" R: a2 ]) B. A) X
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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5 S0 A# J! \0 b& s5 UThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."- d2 U Z6 o/ Q
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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