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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!) Q4 j! x' o, s
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."8 j0 T2 _$ U+ V E+ s
3 r( Y: e8 b% j; y& N0 HSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."2 A V# z- Z6 n: N7 z8 P" e! ^
- U0 R" D7 R1 n% c# Z7 H$ PThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.5 s3 E: S, `+ L' ~2 x2 s
" a" Q8 \ o+ X/ T5 UThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
$ t" q6 l" W D" |3 C# hEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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( u$ `! b- I% _. ]The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."5 p0 G5 {& {8 _ r& L/ O
3 u& r2 G& G- y! TThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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