THE MOMMY TEST(ZT)

白求恩大夫

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

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2 h+ e* R/ c8 V' c6 `/ g9 j"Why?" my daughter asked.
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4 H9 @% M& A4 ?( _"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.  At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
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6 z' `0 H, s% X, H4 O"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they won't let you be a Mommy."
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5 c& l5 A: ?" z: o6 K5 T; GWe walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.


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& P  X3 |1 K0 o& {1 V"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."


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1 d5 b- N& K7 W3 P4 V5 d"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

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