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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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) l9 q- p8 H8 O& R0 f$ M$ l. s8 Ihttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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2 _0 z6 L* f S( W' b% N3 uA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
2 J7 G. N; Q) K3 _# g% ZThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. g- K0 G9 C3 Y( s1 x1 R
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ( C2 f) N7 p! |; \$ g4 q. y
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. % P8 M" i+ I7 d0 w
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 6 n# ?# ^9 |7 ~5 E$ n2 P
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
( I: y! G% Z' H$ y* h; C, y! t' qA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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) N! D2 w4 a, S, v4 XShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. " I# Y' v; f& h3 A j
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4 Y8 s" `( t8 r% d"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 8 S: ?+ m! \8 H* w3 E/ q3 m" u
}2 T4 b: { e! @2 u"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ! A2 P X0 k% v; a) a
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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