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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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! }7 c; j$ @) t3 Q& b% Nhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece% z# a0 s5 P9 U6 N. S
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ( f3 Z/ z3 Y( @, y0 B) W
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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g! n2 q) E6 W" c; b7 FHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. A; T V9 S& f {! y, z
I0 C( P n6 aThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 9 S9 q8 v$ ^1 |3 a+ u! a* ^
4 c6 {) F3 u& T8 pOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
4 g) D8 K8 W1 D# dLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ; f7 N" ~+ R6 u8 [+ D# M
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. , K/ G$ |3 l# U
2 K" p' \. p' |/ ?% w% _- J"But it's not for me to question his story.
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& |+ B' b1 a6 I3 D: W" B& E# F"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." * o) g' D! _ O2 Z8 G
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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! U/ L- X: ~5 y w* w1 A"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 9 \, q! x A5 M9 |
8 _0 S! {" o v* V1 Y+ `Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. + m c$ Q7 q& B. \* z
3 T" u) u" o' |A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. , r" S8 T( w( |0 M, z9 c) }
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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