信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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7 N  o7 j. o; K+ t8 V# Bhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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4 g$ W4 P$ q% R. n" r3 ]A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

% d+ S& o9 F% u, `1 m' ^9 |Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
: c6 @; n6 J4 YLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
6 c# G, I& h1 H! k7 X% h: T/ [A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

! m8 R( `  q1 o4 @$ ^3 o"But it's not for me to question his story.

% g) V; I2 r( Y- V. ]7 ]+ Y" F"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.

3 t+ r7 L, M' E+ I3 i' N/ yMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.

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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.

4 K4 ~5 h( J; P  Q5 h. R"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

2 p7 S( I. f8 z9 ?' [! k$ w6 I! k"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）

2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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. `1 N/ ^' k+ S: F0 X9 UGod punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/

God punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。