信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。

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) M, `4 k' g4 {: \* NA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
( \' z1 f( w" q) t7 h& Z2 oThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

: p+ Z/ F; X( ~* G( b# fHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

  n4 D  D! X8 ^. b. I# @The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.

. k5 `+ F: `) J& ^' NThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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+ T8 i" M7 O2 ?5 J8 a) K( SOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
) x5 z2 c# R$ N$ x! o! t/ |Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
( ]) u/ A3 A/ v' G. ?4 FA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story.
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) c" B* g$ A' k"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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8 g& g" s  c- f' F/ s2 mShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.

Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.


"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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  F+ F9 b0 L7 g- F"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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& J6 g& c0 X$ D/ rA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）

2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/

( U7 C4 |3 I: x& c6 pGod punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/

+ {/ _  `5 X+ r6 d2 bGod punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。