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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。# n. Z4 g5 p- @9 ^% H. U9 {1 v
* C( G0 u4 @3 ~: g2 H k- V/ A% s2 [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece) Y" x# I9 B9 {& B2 w
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
$ H4 w+ v' @( ~, C5 c, W% W7 aThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. X( f9 t: X. g+ g3 V1 @% Z& k
# d5 O0 o7 F9 r0 c% PHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 3 @, s( t+ P7 o9 L6 A
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. . t! C/ \. ^$ E0 f
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 9 J/ v! r% r& O
- ~; |8 \+ L" l6 TOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
' U2 R" A" }1 ^0 K" j" BLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
. L( J% K9 _( P7 k/ Q+ iA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. . B" {4 K: f" G7 C' ^5 Q% B
/ n! d6 x8 z( H' v"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." * m( a" O9 z/ W# P4 N* e
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. , {. I1 R: [+ |) P' m3 \4 V
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. " m, H# Z) D3 \ z, d/ P
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. . N* w; ]/ w. O" t
6 B6 b$ b4 k! e8 P& U" OA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. : ?1 x& I& L, B# g# w% i4 K
. c% l1 |- I+ V& b4 h"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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