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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。/ ^" t' r2 d3 |4 e
+ }1 c8 p7 l, d. |8 }http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 1 ^) o4 R. z0 T6 E) Y& X* C
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. * m% k+ k) k) e) L- F
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. - m3 U8 o5 ]$ u! p* B/ c
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. " T! g |& C I& _/ M
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
7 D2 h1 q* u Q7 C5 sLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. $ u! N" @7 N. c/ K3 U
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 1 N1 S! J5 y3 r0 Z1 ~7 g
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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+ ^/ F" D( U: G8 D2 ^"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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% Z2 q e4 l) s* m7 m; e) w! YMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 7 [, G1 p5 H$ k9 k/ W
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8 w; O$ k6 s; W4 n6 M"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. : j+ l. n1 t, D; z/ f7 Q3 [
4 Q# l. m8 W+ X$ b8 a' \; X, z"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 2 |" M# J! x T9 y- x, k
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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W- Y0 k' }$ A/ r, [5 @"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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