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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。( T8 B/ \0 p# ~! ^+ Y" B( y" j
( x5 c; m4 P' V' W; |1 a7 [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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[; `2 p+ J; B3 YA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. $ W: |; E& ?2 L# C$ y- g- o
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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& m( ^! G2 G4 n; kHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. & x/ C& j- M4 t9 u4 E
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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( x- [/ T7 A# T( K* aThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. , u, A, I5 h. x! \
7 u7 h4 U' Q. U, i- @" y( S4 f* M/ FOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. " F; ]8 `* l8 W* c D* y3 O
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
) c4 W$ ]. G; ~# k2 u" H; _A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." # i9 E( v( S; O! g& }
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 2 D" v% K7 n% a
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! j4 d. `# Q% q+ u8 F) |"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. , U7 B3 Q% r1 F
' a# r1 C# B6 ^; m+ |9 p# w"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." . a0 [* k8 K7 y D$ X ?( y
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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" S; v M. x0 MA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. : H- C ?% a0 L! I# W
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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