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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew$ Q5 N5 U/ W1 m7 |1 U# O6 w
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
- P6 ?) t0 R0 r( ?+ B* t* Ydecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he5 V+ _( X. E; `) g. o
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
* x* z3 c' W( [1 A- ]if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,: ^7 P6 u# `$ B& w4 J& m
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,+ {+ n, g8 L0 ]/ e- D* K
except... ahhh... never mind."+ V4 I% Y6 H1 g4 I X8 x/ ^+ o
/ {3 S9 M0 ~& n; ]2 l7 r! B "Except what?" the man asked.2 b8 v% ]0 D. p% y1 n& ^. Q
"Nothing, nothing."
' b' t: Z7 v9 d9 j "C'mon, tell me!"
& F, M( q( R1 O9 ]6 S "Well, there is VooDoo Dick.": b5 D! v4 G( W. ]4 D
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied./ h, i. e/ }" o
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
( n5 ]% |+ I M8 ]9 N6 l So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
* } Q$ g9 g2 N7 `$ Dcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very' ] |! ^% K) o, T1 }9 E9 _
ordinary-looking black dildo.: K9 }4 w8 t- B* ]1 h, @
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?": i3 Y* X; P2 b2 G, \
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
4 b* o/ r5 \. u8 o% y; \: B$ ~& zman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
1 U4 P: _6 k1 z) i/ g8 B U VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started8 l" x3 g3 M. f: P1 }4 R3 o
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack $ i* X7 \4 _& |" M7 [# z: r
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,- o( e D6 d$ s, F- M" N a
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
6 h9 t) i R( Y: {the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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* a- i' M# {+ z7 M4 c% W! ? "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
: _) V7 z) ?0 F$ n+ M7 `$ Cwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took$ V5 S! }# J1 W/ I% p6 ^, s& F. r
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
) J$ s: r: J @she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip/ j0 j: v# E& ~2 u1 X$ K2 [7 n
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.; `: K5 f- O% `; I- e
. t+ G9 I/ z7 g4 R7 h After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
0 [8 a( T% A. othought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she, x: q+ Y, r0 ?( l* ~8 y
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,& q8 E( F( ]9 M
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was. ]8 F3 R" s$ Z$ P* [" j
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
; t) m4 {; ]2 H( @. x. I0 wdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her' z$ l8 q: i% v/ x) m$ p; n1 q) T
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it! I4 K0 l; u8 y/ r0 G
# y1 P3 \6 F0 O0 l' j! p: r She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
4 j, u& [9 ^* M0 Zto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
7 e! z+ l0 v; e8 J- w" r# `just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.& b& h4 ^+ |. x& d
8 Q# f4 M. i; j. g: \ Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive) U9 }, Q7 r6 r' p' b
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming! S7 N" a' p) N# \+ v1 V0 Q
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
& Y9 I* s: R# ]0 Y! s" `( [+ Cthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
8 O0 q/ H8 `$ S# l( Vflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how* S6 V* ?! A9 m2 g3 e
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
9 r4 g" O: Z( x0 a+ A6 vhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.; C) T; A8 E$ O" i; v
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right7 T4 |# E5 @2 p' z9 U7 c a$ ~
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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