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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew7 o# b3 i. P% r$ w: ]& F8 ]
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he) }0 b1 f) ] s. \* i( P
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
t8 l' z$ W4 ]5 C* {( abrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked7 g) E1 N; R: J7 d0 u6 g. y
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
. n& c* `7 ^- I2 BI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
8 i0 n1 z+ R7 Y6 \0 f" |except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
; q- B" R! K5 y/ e/ ] "Nothing, nothing."5 |- C Q9 c9 T- R
"C'mon, tell me!"
, B+ Y1 I3 ^% u5 i. } "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
: N8 `' x G: g# ~3 \ "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
0 t, S- C8 e- K) S! n3 p "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."! `3 `1 z1 d, _) g
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, # G8 F; _) q6 I$ Z$ B% `" D
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very$ F' q) b/ S4 u& |8 W
ordinary-looking black dildo.: d& l( e: ]% p4 s4 ~
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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. h$ i! @% L1 s' R: g* A4 C4 C9 Q The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old, n0 C1 k! \7 j4 c0 C8 w% x
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."$ _9 W4 ?1 Z# d5 Y5 E
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
! d" u+ |. R9 H* {" B1 \: G7 cscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
/ c# l6 p! D i8 k' q) Wdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
* \9 {; C- \+ X"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to" r; h. a: K1 ~; ^* Y
the box and lay there, quiet once again.3 c! S# ^/ B7 c" K* U' u
; u, x( n1 r* a) L0 C "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
& o) o# Y9 C8 p- hwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took1 V2 }0 _/ Z: r, d0 c
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all $ F! n9 q; ~2 u3 I
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip v# r \2 h" n& K. p. b& B% A& @, |7 F
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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$ D2 F0 {! m* G- n After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She! j$ }. P$ e& f$ ~0 K
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she' I$ e. c5 D$ x( D% v
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
/ Q0 k0 V) X0 M. D" ?4 U6 i7 \"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
4 A4 Q2 b5 U6 e8 T- \great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
% J/ o z8 i) U1 x4 y: zdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her" b k, } r$ {' d) e
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried8 {7 A9 j! L+ W! L/ v: Q
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
1 I* E) Y2 j! f4 l: jjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.# E6 D6 K2 N( Z2 |
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive9 p- S) c2 w q: e
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming3 m9 p1 {8 g$ K. Y8 a
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
6 {! Z6 V% Y8 w4 l5 L5 Hthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
; X1 C6 d4 H! s! E8 Cflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
! h' B4 W$ O4 h! a% h& H) Rmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
* ]1 B# r# Y' q. W- d% [2 xhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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( q8 f# y- N- q9 K2 @9 H; ] The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
, J% J. B3 u7 |6 ^lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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