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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew1 ` u+ m) @; x: c
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
" f& @+ u# G. u$ |, f. m3 Xdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he4 M% E- H# H7 [& Z/ s& I- Z# y
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
" M. O8 q1 n7 k0 _; Jif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,* g. I5 W; V: S: o
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
" Y+ `7 z% T$ C' I7 s1 y( E/ jexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
- S1 j2 b* S ]- H* \ "Nothing, nothing."; h8 ?2 c4 U: x, |5 S
"C'mon, tell me!"
8 u; r% \9 e0 X9 [; H "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
# `' W# y7 n* L( \! G4 {3 X "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.3 ^, I l9 t, |8 G0 L9 G
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."* l# I; T" j# {& t% ?$ }
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, ( {" c7 n" i8 t G. C$ @9 Y
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very1 I; k9 C* D$ ~6 L! F
ordinary-looking black dildo.
7 Q8 G% _. U( P The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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6 r C5 @% T( @ b- b) ^0 |& {0 w The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old S. a5 A/ d& v" [7 n
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."# s5 `& T) o, n3 H
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
; h( N' s M4 M% @screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 6 q- o9 ~" [% M! d5 w
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,$ V2 V/ E; ]* N; ~# |
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
- a7 r( e) }) l }the box and lay there, quiet once again.. S" x8 O% K& T9 g0 Q. O9 d1 u
# F, s2 R, s+ ]! m) ]$ q "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
6 c$ P0 u- |4 v. b) Owasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took. g" s4 }& `" w* o& {
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
4 }$ g; c# `1 A9 hshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
0 V, w) {7 T e u8 z9 @satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.' ~! P- M: L! I3 n( v9 F+ W I
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She" Y# [# W$ o0 l% P+ q' h
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she$ c' U c7 }6 e6 f& C3 e4 R, O: E
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
4 W2 U+ _1 z7 K; n. C"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
9 [. ~7 K6 j- I; _3 [$ ?5 Q! xgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
; H# x6 `9 x. D$ W6 j& R5 gdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her9 ]0 d+ B7 v8 w' O8 I7 E7 H
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
# _( U( e: `! f C% i! r$ Oto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick- D: |6 Y/ l; d% g" A
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.: B' _' l2 ]( F6 \% E2 u; d% D8 v
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
d5 M, t" J( X7 `' n# D( ^) _/ A- E( cto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
( z0 t0 v0 D# z& ttraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next' O4 z) ]* X) n" p) W
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
2 T5 I% Q6 U6 G/ a0 ?5 v( Cflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how3 e0 B* h& s, H! N9 A0 P6 y
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she' J$ Q3 h$ p) x4 x6 P8 {* Y2 O5 d' @
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right7 N3 Z' a0 f0 I) C9 u- C
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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