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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew2 z+ l4 N# c/ H( G a8 x
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he7 T7 c7 \. ` ]7 l z
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he& X0 X. P/ l1 g* X) b; i6 l2 `
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
" J M- K# y! a( P. o7 kif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
- {* _6 R: Q( D, eI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
8 D; P) S1 d# N9 F5 qexcept... ahhh... never mind."7 ~) {$ i7 ^; v$ u+ W; p+ _
, D% S7 S( O% Z* L "Except what?" the man asked.8 h5 C! l" d2 N0 P0 D
"Nothing, nothing."
4 g X0 [3 R( J' \* U+ ~4 P% W "C'mon, tell me!"
1 ~/ m2 Y# ~% B1 T! ^ "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."8 r4 P& r- A+ N: S- o9 _/ J
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.' O3 }5 E" U' y4 F: ]
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."% h/ L# B( Z0 g0 v6 Q9 W& h- S. A
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 2 d2 o" o. w/ r0 F0 A! g
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very5 m n: k- d- V7 F- Y
ordinary-looking black dildo.
. f$ S4 R, ]4 z* ^ The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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: }% a( S* L5 _7 e The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
% q3 {( w+ X2 k& ]man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
# g; v( W. M+ p6 L VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started4 V7 J c9 G# H) W2 ]
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack ( X; r' p' }3 G$ ?2 A/ N- ^3 w
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
' [- @# b$ P4 A' d- V"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to7 j w+ `) p) C
the box and lay there, quiet once again.4 v: k( \9 p0 ]7 g }3 ^* J: w
: H0 ~3 S z0 e% h% Z; j "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
1 b d9 w7 H/ o/ ^ n4 S6 ?wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
( h0 c4 A" {* x0 zit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ' {6 C6 y/ B! F/ V0 {1 ]
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
" H" e! @% H- g) ~4 h: psatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. t: K: B3 v' N. e& ?
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
/ I4 b: l3 {6 [" a, `1 R. lthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she! F2 k1 X. w/ A* f% y( c
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
4 D* e% o- J: O/ s5 w8 ?"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
+ H% ~. R" h& Z" a1 Zgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she " ? U$ c, k: K$ n# o& d
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
4 X5 k+ L# j3 O$ f6 yhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried* a* e% @* W% C/ N7 ?
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
& x; n$ h& N) }, M9 gjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
) ?& N; W! T$ N* J* Ato the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
2 t/ e6 s+ \! h1 J: gtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next, [ Z1 D% [: c6 s; {# Z8 q
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights/ {7 q! y) {( i R/ J7 t1 i9 B
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
) _' W5 t9 [6 Pmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
( B" w; Z, x( r" U0 n/ a) qhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right: n- w3 d. e, A5 x3 Y
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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