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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew3 ]+ q1 Q1 b6 W1 U! w
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he% \0 `/ b) y# u" ^ K- G2 s6 U
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he: V- H/ k8 Q5 P9 I- G
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
9 P1 `; ]1 g( Sif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,8 Q8 X4 W" Q0 \+ t# ]- b8 k
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,! A' y, _* |% n% I7 J/ _5 T' M6 c
except... ahhh... never mind."
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L" d2 u, B6 r& R8 K# S5 Z; @7 Q$ w6 s "Except what?" the man asked.6 L6 r, A0 J( d2 O9 j
"Nothing, nothing."$ a. `* ^( E& f
"C'mon, tell me!"
- F: C$ S; X4 a2 k- ^ "Well, there is VooDoo Dick.") H2 c. {4 L- n- a& m; t
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
$ ?- D. g; Z- B' T7 X "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
0 f; n# U9 d+ A. }/ l# x So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, $ S3 x0 _/ |) v) ]( D! u Y- l- X
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very! R/ w& l( V3 m: R+ d
ordinary-looking black dildo.% @ E$ R: N7 x* K; w" `8 \
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
# c2 M. N2 X6 tman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."8 A7 r" T X( B' J. S5 \# i% Q
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
* L1 F8 c1 w. N, rscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack E \: y2 [9 p2 H4 t: \
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,- _5 N5 @; W* Z" x6 B' e }6 i
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to \* f' h3 V$ \
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it; k0 C8 D9 R o+ A
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took# Q* P! `2 J8 s8 W8 R* Q
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all . A6 ?2 H1 d/ V, E' ^& M) ~
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip$ G7 T" J2 Q |( A" J
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.& H% T# B8 t; F# m" N& k( n5 a
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
7 v+ K' E' F) A) C; q Kthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
: b1 S2 ^. B" v" H) y- x& ? S) Kremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,' g; ?; ?1 l7 u: Q
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
; W7 k% e T% {' I9 Lgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
0 H/ l8 U% A! a' ~decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
2 ~. c0 G& d6 b) Uhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
! V! [5 Y& P) T# r3 V) U" wto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick& L5 [" I$ \3 I; r' P7 ?
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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% t' M. d7 e3 I8 j Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive* ~% ]7 R5 L6 N1 {
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming0 r# l; v- _6 i4 _* c* b$ y
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next0 J/ Q6 }- r3 H! M
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
& S( i/ G9 s5 |8 i2 ]+ fflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how$ Y2 ?/ O: T* `( a+ v
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she5 K3 I) ^4 e" N& ~" T
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right7 t! Z& Q% E% b1 b
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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