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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
! y; K8 V; K" x khis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
* G# x1 f1 n) _ Mdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
2 i# m6 I* Z, z& T* s* ]browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
% K7 x4 _- ~; s- f# g& kif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,7 j6 k: f. a8 N+ x- ]' I, m# ]$ B
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
8 D9 A6 T5 J1 h) n" {5 P2 H, h0 fexcept... ahhh... never mind.", g! w4 |8 x3 i! y- [
- A a" c- D( V" w+ C# j, H9 f "Except what?" the man asked.9 @8 S0 R8 R, b- C3 p" Z
"Nothing, nothing."
3 P, ^3 t' G7 p2 [% J: x1 X "C'mon, tell me!"8 q. V- j. E: u
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
2 f; E2 E+ G5 b. l# @ "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
. X0 _' E% E9 O$ Z "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
- Q/ A# @+ B2 U So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
# N* Z1 S$ G- R1 t' z. ^' C8 g+ bcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very _& V: L+ H* ]" I8 Q' q' c& ~' _
ordinary-looking black dildo.* c, J4 B' J! \0 G
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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/ W, d g7 c) }& e+ w A The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old( g: W$ r1 {$ ^
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
' }" D$ b7 V; ]* s+ Q7 Z6 y% D VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started4 [4 U8 H* ~. e
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
J# v& f9 v. o7 S8 o& w& w" v4 g% Wdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
6 p) G4 z5 f( p1 E' t) k"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to4 d* |- g7 T3 S4 z4 V
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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3 D% A* |) H# o" X. l: `8 K. e "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it8 g* c W2 E- m J
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
u6 B( |! [' ^8 F% Nit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all $ ]4 N! o% c9 Z
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
5 I3 X& m7 H- xsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.( T6 `. D3 g; a. G3 _# |
/ O0 E7 S+ P. [ After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
2 z- ?* z6 {8 j* O- {thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she* Z/ U) M& Q( l/ D
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
2 c- P1 _) E" b$ ]3 P2 _; ]"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
$ ~- c3 A8 q! E# ]. W6 Fgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she ; ^1 ~- ^5 \* Q! j
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her5 v& y- ~0 f. E1 C
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!8 ^ G- y& i- ^ G/ t
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried7 |6 M6 Q% h9 j4 E9 X/ \2 S: b8 Y
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick* z. `- y) I& f# f) I% S
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.* R) `5 W. U% e, T9 B: q. T1 v) g
) Q8 V" u, L- a. Y( k! ~ S! ~ Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
0 s9 v b5 ?. I5 X9 p8 }7 Gto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
7 ]! Z( P$ v# s" W2 t s! s% Utraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next* n9 T/ k8 m% j# w+ g3 g
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
4 \7 X9 u C/ Y1 H; }$ k1 Z" nflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how( E8 I, J5 S# G$ c
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she/ h- t2 D2 Q3 E% P+ T
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right* x: m+ {; U$ x; _% P
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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