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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left.
$ O- Z+ f6 t* ISuddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.* v! \! p7 F H( }( m
$ e3 ]9 F! R& [2 e# F) J5 U"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.* q) x" o/ S) L! {& } M0 Y0 B5 } q6 u
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.
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: e8 z9 p+ z7 f$ `$ _' B( j"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.2 t( h3 j7 m4 X% \6 }
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."
$ r; T' P/ z+ [$ C6 J"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.: U/ y. P; h% x% P# b- H" G
"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."
. Q, g2 S0 @. f2 |: T) DI think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him." D6 R# ]' b ?% z8 Q
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"
' |9 j! |0 D/ h# I"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
. }+ s8 u9 ~) `0 XThen I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"- ^" |. l9 }7 f. ~3 v O
0 z; g' D% Z- z% E2 zWe both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.
, j. l5 C" ^7 @/ X. C" P1 B/ d& [The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.7 r- ]6 W1 i7 A6 P4 o
; f, m- _- i7 q: b8 R% V$ pI look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
$ q/ l7 K# E) sThen I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."
/ Y8 _- D. R) E& F# t, }5 B"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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" i) V1 N$ j3 @' g8 j, E, D5 _6 XOh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."+ o* J3 L& u2 f+ K, t$ j' V5 @9 n k
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.
/ |( o, }4 X8 y( o$ }+ {: E4 `My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."7 I" _1 n7 f" x& G) n, w! i) ]
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I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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发表于 2006-1-22 11:33
