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郁闷时的英文
每个人都有忧郁的日子。
Everybody has blue days.
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那些日子真是惨透了，你觉得心里乱糟糟的、怨气丛生、寂寞、整个人彻底的精疲力竭。
7 B% x- O2 _$ hThese are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted.


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那些日子总会让你感到自己的渺小和微不足道，
Days when you feel small and insignificant,
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0 Z+ l$ t( T2 S7 w每件事情似乎都够不着边。
when everything seems just out of reach.



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3 ?$ Q& l1 q- G, x% [/ nYou can’t rise to the occasion.

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: N$ H, a' s' Q( p1 r根本没有力气重新开始。
) k$ `( P( s2 y4 l  C9 [Just getting started seems impossible.
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在忧郁的日子里，你可能变成偏执狂，觉得每个人都想要吃定你。
5 A2 D$ `1 P  x+ z% {On blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.


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. @' I1 E; B1 Z$ {其实情况并不总是那么糟。
This is not always such a bad thing.
- d6 q  |2 V$ J  D6 [你感到灰心、焦虑，可能开始神经质地拼命咬指甲，然后不可救药地陷入一眨眼吃掉三大块巧克力蛋糕的疯狂！
( e; B# D+ ~. U/ Y8 [1 N. u& ]  qYou feel frustrated and anxious, which can induce a nail-biting frenzy that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake-eating frenzy in a blink of an eye!

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% @  w6 v7 }2 p7 u3 h在忧郁的日子里，你会觉得自己在悲伤的海里沉沉浮浮。
On blue days you feel like you’re floating in an ocean of sadness.
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不论在什么时候，你总有种想哭的冲动，却不知道为了什么。
* |3 O( F5 q$ P7 r) j5 G" eYou’re about to burst into tears at any moment and you don’t even know why.

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, U6 a% ~4 x0 v6 `. ?最后，你觉得自己犹如行尸走肉，失去生活目标。
/ e2 T5 J. U( h, Q! zUltimately, you feel like you’re wandering through life without purpose.


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你不知道自己还可以撑多久，
You’re not sure how much longer you can hang on,
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然后你想大喊一声：“谁来一枪把我打死吧！”
and you feel like shouting, “Will someone please shout me!”


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其实一点小事就让你一天都郁闷难当。
It doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.
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也许只是一觉醒来，没有感觉到或者看到自己最棒的一面，
9 t7 S4 l: g9 w" p- B& S. [You might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,


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) X( O6 |7 [+ m发现自己又多了几条皱纹，又重了几斤，或是鼻子上冒出了一个大包。
' v: ~1 k/ _1 f/ b4 sfind some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.



1 H& C9 b8 P7 [  F* E+ `4 D你可能忘记了约会对象的名字，或是有张可笑的照片被登出来。
* }6 N; R- L/ B/ ZYou could forget your date’s name or have an embarrassing photograph published.
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你或许被人抛弃、离了婚，或是被开除，当众出丑，被刻薄的绰号弄得心乱如麻，
You might get dumped, divorced, or fired, make a fool of yourself in public, be afflicted with a demeaning nickname,
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' Y$ }& n( n+ v# Z" \or just have a plain old bad-hair day.
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也许工作让你痛苦得如坐针毡。
/ R3 `- y8 P, ~- hMaybe work is a pain in the butt.
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  f: y/ G# ~7 Q你在强大的压力下顶替他人的位置，
You’re under major pressure to fill someone else’s shoes,



你的老板对你百般挑剔，
# }* z$ U- f, G+ |6 Tyour boss is picking on you,
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办公室里的每一个人都让你发疯。
and everyone in the office is driving you crazy.
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你可能会头疼欲裂，
You might have a splitting headache,
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或重心不稳跌个正着，口臭、牙痛、不停放屁、口干舌燥，
or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, chronic gas, dry lips,
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或是指甲长到肉里头了。
or a nasty ingrown toenail.
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不管什么原因，你确定上面有人不喜欢你。
Whatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up there doesn’t like you.


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唉，该怎么办，到底该怎么办呢？
Oh what to do, what to dooo?

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嗯，你可能跟大部分人一样，
Well, if you’re like most people,

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- @& S  [9 S2 {随便找个东西躲起来,以为事情会自行解决。
you’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out.

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& e. c, ]2 [. H结果你得花掉下半辈子的时间回头看，
Then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder,
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等着一次有一次重蹈覆辙。
waiting for everything to go wrong all over again.
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最后你会变成一个易怒的、愤世嫉俗的，或者是 一个可怜兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。
All the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim.
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3 ~4 m' X9 ~( yUntil you get so depressed that you lie down and beg the earth to swallow you up or, even worse, become addicted to Billy Joel songs.

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5 {8 U. S- i$ _( |& L这的确很蠢，
This is crazy,
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因为你只能年轻一次，而且绝对不可能老两次。
because you’re only young once and you’re never old twice.