What it really means:3 Z. ?; B% S! y9 J( x& f. F
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40-ish = 49- P! m- @ G) ?
Adventurous = Slept with everyone, o# ]; w u5 E
Athletic = No boobs ) r; R3 v- E5 W1 _ @5 E0 R0 hAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy , H- G8 d1 H5 t& a; x9 J+ x* tBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead" i! }6 r% `* q. P' d6 t+ O
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills 2 a) A4 W4 h( LEmotionally Secure = On medication / |: x. @# G6 KFeminist = Fat, hates men $ [) W, L! I6 `; `% Q" z0 A7 yFree Spirit = Junkie; Z, U. G. x8 n
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person* i( J3 `& v+ }; U
Fun = Annoying A/ `2 F j/ Y$ N/ w5 m
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places: d% {4 |2 G4 C4 |/ b
Open Minded = Desperate0 U3 R% L. H8 z; [: z6 C
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing2 o; J- u2 K/ N5 s f
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk 1 P$ {& e: `- a& U; y0 j% a3 \) WProfessional = Bitch4 i% p6 f7 S6 Y' G6 O5 Y
Voluptuous = Very Fat) _1 R6 z- |$ v" K p/ C
Large Frame = Hugely Fat7 }; u% h% R0 |1 [( {* M
Needs soul mate = Stalker