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40-ish = 49, K u9 j, ]( g+ ^
Adventurous = Slept with everyone8 B" D) ^: V$ J/ @7 r# ^
Athletic = No boobs
& W5 J2 j, ]; [8 \/ R3 _' _9 JAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
9 S5 \" N$ @0 `6 L7 K$ C+ IBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
5 g, n( H! p( _4 @Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
" K/ a6 P- ^* \2 fEmotionally Secure = On medication
8 n/ S- I! V; `1 B4 p d3 j7 uFeminist = Fat, hates men, J# E+ f0 H$ w# v
Free Spirit = Junkie5 }$ Z& Z3 \6 O% T! K+ ^
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person5 L+ o' n" D9 T C, N+ [
Fun = Annoying
- t, {, A# ?' y. A' D+ \' V$ yNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places9 G" L n& v; G6 g5 t0 [
Open Minded = Desperate a3 l2 [$ b2 ^/ O' w; I! ~: s
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing, t2 }% ?' p$ Y" {5 ?
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
9 [7 \) c h2 L% |Professional = Bitch
$ r( e! S: }# o3 PVoluptuous = Very Fat. G. s+ T. U/ f
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
/ |* C" M- ^ u1 uNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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