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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
' Q# D% j& I# }2 c, X* S white: how control?
/ F3 k/ Z* [: d9 F0 s/ f, s' \ hackers: white with a Trojan   {* j" K' ^! h; J7 n
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see % r: {8 i3 M, `) D
hackers: Open your Task Manager
0 @* d9 K; B+ ~( q+ e, l white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? : d. J0 u: i/ y; }5 J$ i/ [
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 0 b3 [0 ?# T  r, ^/ J6 m" C
white: \; 9 v1 t/ b( V+ P  j( O8 ~) f
Hacker: I have control of your computer 8 z2 `4 M  l2 g0 b
white: Oh : A: e9 {2 b  w$ P
hackers: a funk? ! Hey 3 @4 t% U1 z" A5 R( R& |0 v
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
' L6 U) Z8 M( M5 o  P machine hackers:. . . . . .
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  Z$ z( V- k0 n) \8 A6 |% j6 `; ~ white: how do you always in my computer and out of . k& f0 c3 h& t/ F- T; @
casual hackers: You can install a firewall ! `, \; D. Y; @8 W) h% O; F
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? , ]' r/ G; p' b. Z$ d% p! m7 N; z& n
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah 2 S% {1 M1 w) a4 u

' L2 Q( v8 T! [9 n  A' r. |2 M9 H  p small White: I heard that you will create a \! + z% F5 t# ~- ~+ ^! K/ s8 ?9 b
hackers: ah
* T/ q1 C. ^3 b) P7 C/ F, [6 a white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 8 Y0 q/ L) Y* u1 f
hackers: General is the
. {9 a+ T, d+ Z. ~/ V white: you can black out those sites? # p: @7 n- @# l1 o
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
# H( c; m0 `! \3 q- R, b white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
# U7 k. Q" n; n hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
- _! K1 D0 e7 G" a; Q white: is not it, this is Brand
5 p% S# C: i/ Y6 I1 G1 f Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a 1 v* s2 a1 M9 f' K4 h
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye 7 C+ j% s, r' g6 |! A

& C" s- r$ x) e1 K hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
5 L6 \% _# x4 {# u6 M9 f. R# F white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
* Q; O" e0 h" }6 y1 t hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
, s8 {" @8 S& f white: I want to Please help a busy : B) Z! D0 P$ t
hacker: What? % r& y9 w% \/ W% ?# @
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 5 u' {9 T% h* b* z# z
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! ; d" \" s0 ^/ e* P/ f+ y2 j
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
) J- d/ @) Q) c: C7 Z1 A hackers: die! ! 5 T" k1 s5 x4 u
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
! T6 D- t) U, q# w( z; R8 x white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
! _2 C3 Q+ A, b, z+ f) h Hacker: I'm looking for something
/ \+ @" M5 h# l white: what I find here?
8 m) G/ Y5 y+ J hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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8 }- A, {2 s: }$ i/ M most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak?
+ l6 q  {* s* m1 s, \ white: a bad mood ' Y/ y/ u( ?3 R
hackers: Who bullied you? ; x" \3 v8 @: a) \
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love ; v; h5 H0 `8 m! o3 e
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you ; ^! s+ h8 r; N) Q$ Y
white: do not get back
0 c' Y) y- \3 E: v" \% u hackers: No, tell me what number?
1 r( u  o! P; R+ h- J white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember ' ?* r- k3 y2 p: m5 E/ x( e1 t8 h

$ c9 j# h/ y; Z white: you gave me out! ! ! !
6 U* c5 s) ~8 o" b4 \ hacker: how wrong? !
! Y/ J. U% l! J+ z+ a3 w white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
7 T& L) u( |9 I* \2 f0 ^5 H hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the $ ^  p* M! a" i
white: it does not work! ! !
3 X3 o, h  [- K+ i6 q3 j( R hacker: how should you like?
9 Z+ X8 k% ^2 @% p: y: \ white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun 6 t5 _2 p, j$ d: ^- @4 |
white: what
% p1 s  e  t5 V* L) o8 E: U3 ] hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
: J7 Z2 Q+ m5 T( `4 d$ @ white: This very common ah & A0 N0 V" |/ }: F  p3 M7 \) i( k' g' e
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent   P  X4 C5 C( T  m* t7 R; {
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
$ @$ A0 e, J; a Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
! ^& m$ G+ A& M' x! |  u6 j white: this is also fun? !
( _/ \: d1 \0 L% u& c Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
: x4 v7 ^2 q/ l white: you are pro? % Y$ w/ G. Z/ _, a+ |
hackers: You can say it. + n) {0 U- c* u; b3 m
white: to what extent high?
# D" F. a. r6 g$ i hackers: ah, I am bored when their own & }  A- D1 M, }. @
white black: Ah, this I will!
6 }2 p  S* D4 k hacker :#?%! You can? ! 2 q( C3 |' X, e4 N! }; q4 c
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . & n9 i4 \9 w) v# G( A" o( ^
hackers: Go! $ [3 r% N( v' t: y! G+ `
white: Ask your question + G, L% D4 G2 N. P7 w
hacker: says
5 h1 P8 S; x  P3 `% |* L white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
. `* D/ L0 X3 P$ ? Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
8 G1 _, p" a1 \6 A white: no networking is also OK?
  }6 V  P6 }1 o* q$ m7 M hackers:. . . . . . .
' u3 x7 p% m4 z, L- p white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
) W7 g+ B9 n. T) g hackers:. . . . . . . .
: K. ~- V3 Y! B white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! : n% f1 b1 C6 q- a) r+ |
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
  m  D# @7 A' f. G0 W white wash: my computer is broken
$ x7 [8 W% i- B$ b* z7 x hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
8 ^" c! I. A) }! l8 i0 }( r$ S white: that is, you bully me
6 Z& o+ R% r3 m6 W hackers: No ah , U7 E8 P+ ~, f0 X1 l7 }7 S
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
2 [0 C/ D: u# V hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
4 K; U( `& S0 a white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
5 z7 d) Y# X; |' X, d8 }; n Hackers: should be able to
, H: O% g2 s0 R3 J white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
: {0 Z+ c) o, {4 i# | hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know + s7 B8 _6 ]% c4 S0 C2 s8 ~/ H$ x
white: of course, \! : W8 h8 u; Z6 ?9 A
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! / K: N# |2 _5 s% M0 k- J8 j
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
3 n) l+ V5 }) H$ `  B* z% H: h1 p# v, ? hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
9 }9 J4 V5 Z9 `9 P$ v, e white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? ' C6 w% t9 k- F! N
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
  m* G5 S1 e  z% W' r6 W4 R white: that problem, you can solve it
8 \1 B# O/ C6 c- K! a1 } hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 4 b# }5 S# ?; ?" h9 ?# {
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
" I  r! n: h; Q% Z4 Y& b. P a hacker:. . . . I excused 3 o# P, x. h% Y; r2 a' Q# _
white: we see meet you? 5 g$ U# a9 L! i5 i9 @: D
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
4 l5 i7 g6 p/ s* t white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
7 ]  {6 F9 o4 y3 y Hacker: Oh, what you think? ( x" y& Y5 I' E. Z! ?* i/ Y# X0 O
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
. Z# E5 D( Q- i) S! T5 }8 J hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
5 ~* j& f) X' A, o+ P hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
& l$ `' e& e: k: C# d* o% Q white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
' G: p+ v' C. Y hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
8 S6 Q' w8 J( z( m% V( ~9 Q8 n7 U# S white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
: E5 I6 G- e' b& N, Y8 _0 ? hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
: J  j, q9 W! I9 d5 L: b5 } white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ - g* F" [" a2 H
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 3 t2 K4 Y/ h" C9 S  a! ^
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
* |2 l; _5 K0 t/ t8 ~ white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? ; @1 Q6 ?6 T7 B: Q( x  P# v
hackers: No wonder, only used
, |7 l# I: O; Z! ?1 ? white: no you're curious about the place? : z# n8 ?6 m% ]+ Q7 \3 X
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer
5 J7 K0 F1 B5 ~2 ~8 j Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad 8 w& r& F8 }+ P# @& f8 v
white: This is not fair! !
. k2 Q. Y5 Z1 F hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
, @" Y: ?2 D4 v: l4 w white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
3 d4 ?( g& O3 z( ^ hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! % X+ e( @; Q; Z3 _1 }# \% f
Hacker: I'm white - X( k/ H# H5 A! ^0 a8 Y
us again: This is probably the last time we met the 3 J' k( ~7 ]1 D3 n- P
Hacker: Oh? What happened? 4 X. W% |  M) g) Q  L! {
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! 4 C0 y/ P" t: n/ p2 a
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye * W+ O  x+ A6 K5 D9 b1 c
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 6 S9 V. A5 Y2 ~# h; ~
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
) \9 Q9 g2 t, d7 l* b$ O hackers: so late, and how not offline?
/ |3 s% L' Q$ o: k white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
. N  M+ ?, a, L: o hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? " @7 z+ R) y6 G" L7 \5 @
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
, Q7 R# W: V8 g! ~% a, S+ U hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \2 {0 X5 L3 F7 d8 ~+ l
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 0 g; ?( j, c% g. L8 c' S3 R" T
white: You are not really powerful 6 B9 |! J7 t. w* a
hackers: so-so friends
* ?" }% Y, F* q' m% p( f white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ! p# I2 x; F% V/ ^
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
" a( ?3 X6 o9 K% p) Y4 R3 D hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it % _6 z7 Y! h5 K7 `. S, d6 g/ A
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . : o& |3 s# e6 Y( D! t/ [* ]6 i
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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