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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
5 Z( x( ]' J3 ]; Z- _ white: how control?
4 |8 ?8 O# v7 q+ o hackers: white with a Trojan
. V* O2 g( d8 a% ^( q( u$ R:. . . . . . Where? I did not see * C/ z, P4 b) E0 U1 N* ~
hackers: Open your Task Manager
% ?9 k. J& C4 ^! J4 P, d white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? . I9 z- k# s  F0 J* M4 T
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
" }0 V/ K, R# J' ~# P white: \;
& k8 {) ^, l# x  t$ U1 J7 L- E Hacker: I have control of your computer 7 ]( J% S0 D/ m" X5 _
white: Oh
! K1 j" Y2 F# M. z. z4 O1 P8 ]. a hackers: a funk? ! Hey
; a4 f# s# O6 {8 x% d$ e white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord ) ~/ F  S0 N$ ^8 `/ i% R4 u
machine hackers:. . . . . . 0 ^5 \5 D0 ?/ k4 X8 A2 D
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
0 g/ D. R3 D. d" z; M  b casual hackers: You can install a firewall - X4 M6 N- G! A( s2 I: h3 d' @  C0 f
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? % A0 l/ s; I4 ]* Z* q
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah ( N! I/ t" ]. _6 z5 f
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! * S  _: d! h( C" O6 {4 v
hackers: ah 3 O) G: Z) [& ^- R. z
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! + f# @% p8 ~8 I2 ?' t
hackers: General is the 8 L* W6 ^* G# {9 X
white: you can black out those sites?
/ `1 L( c" E& j; `" a1 Z! E( T hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
+ K; x2 A' n7 M- a white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . , _1 Y+ K7 o* B; @
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
' w' |! C, a( w$ V hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
6 s, w* `5 l9 |8 n2 Q white: is not it, this is Brand 4 ?! s( u# j# p
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
4 o6 u9 _) T1 H' H  S9 L. v white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye 9 x" _% C8 C: g
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
  }$ a6 {6 \+ T/ v2 f# [9 c6 j7 `0 e' d white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
1 [7 w$ R) M6 R" m* f hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 7 P* X% W% G5 r- m
white: I want to Please help a busy
% I" a7 F( o% j, f0 j* _ hacker: What? + r, W7 F* J6 t- e- f- ^, i
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data ( x% o4 y1 l+ o' o. P- s" Z
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
! ~5 ^5 H7 c  g" b' }+ E white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
6 P) N( X/ o1 L) k: m hackers: die! ! + i3 U* b; l9 r/ J# d  N' x- \$ R
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
( ~3 L$ ~0 @- Z8 x/ _ white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why 3 u& ]8 q: ]3 u  \- F% T* ]
Hacker: I'm looking for something 3 e! B6 L" T3 w+ z5 c6 t5 g- X
white: what I find here? & u  q0 G: O; F6 X. v
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights ' \/ e  s5 Z, V$ `7 B
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most hackers : I come! !
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8 n& \$ @8 Z! ^7 r+ X: z6 n& H  \ hacker: how not to speak? 1 D/ G9 D* b4 p2 ~5 w- V
white: a bad mood
4 v! v$ ~! z7 D9 ^) Z; ]) o hackers: Who bullied you?
% G7 z: Y# w+ @# R  c# Z. e, W white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
9 s+ A2 G+ a  N# U Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
" D, i- A9 Y" S4 ^6 }$ r white: do not get back 9 i$ ^" w9 q1 j3 V6 j; Q0 P
hackers: No, tell me what number?
* Y! l, {9 B2 w white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 2 F# ?' j/ j5 ?( H6 a; I& {5 z( X

. f7 F+ @& R/ P& | white: you gave me out! ! ! !
+ @$ [, p; |# o( a1 I' q" v0 z hacker: how wrong? !
$ F# P1 ]  n+ _. g6 O white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! * C3 O0 y- b' V
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
* X2 z4 e  |$ Y2 m$ k) A* [ white: it does not work! ! !
7 @3 A$ \, g" Q2 V1 s6 j hacker: how should you like?
: @) t6 y2 w; \$ ~( f white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! ; D3 O- G* N3 n, x/ i% [4 T

; |, r; T6 k$ h9 n) N hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun . S& \$ j0 _/ B: g- O2 U& Y
white: what # `' E# F8 a7 A* ^
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
- ]5 d$ G9 P9 N% P3 { white: This very common ah 2 D5 E/ K. r( m+ e2 S+ |
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 9 s8 i3 [8 M. t, \4 W$ C
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! & \+ t# p8 c% ?* S
Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
3 h; h/ k; m2 j# }! G( K white: this is also fun? ! # @+ c+ m8 B0 n5 A
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
! X9 p3 A/ h: Z  U/ Q white: you are pro? $ }6 L6 }8 m3 k% |- I" i
hackers: You can say it. 8 y: E- w' C$ e, E& z3 \8 k
white: to what extent high? . M  l* t2 [4 X2 i
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
$ E& h3 w: T9 b' W9 X; Y2 B6 { white black: Ah, this I will!
7 }2 p; ^0 H- E hacker :#?%! You can? ! ' e: `# C/ ]5 l' t. k
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . - T4 p! D0 e% p8 Z8 b
hackers: Go! 9 _& {6 ]' q6 f/ y6 E+ p
white: Ask your question
* x5 _9 a6 c8 m hacker: says / G8 j. r/ K4 m7 h7 l8 q1 K8 \& D( N
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 3 Y; p- A" K0 ]% Y" m4 L( N
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
# D9 v7 L. z0 h2 X white: no networking is also OK? / H; v5 G% L) s+ w) N  x
hackers:. . . . . . . $ w$ B- {* b+ J, |
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? & B3 @3 ?; E5 |/ X
hackers:. . . . . . . .
  i; ?' j. V( T5 g# i' L5 l) I white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 9 j0 Q5 T9 ~4 c& I" j
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep 7 @- M3 {8 |, x1 n0 Z3 b  C
white wash: my computer is broken
7 O0 C1 @9 v% x& A hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
2 c% q% s8 T% D white: that is, you bully me
+ {2 H+ E) i4 `/ x* T& W# M hackers: No ah & g  ?" D" B6 v; c- l5 P
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
' K* T) [" u9 _8 n3 g; ?. _ hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ , G) b7 x8 x. P& M
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?   V% \% `* i, c
Hackers: should be able to : b8 x2 Y7 X0 k9 A
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? 3 Y$ t( H, K& o
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
* l' K8 P; X1 k- b3 O' R white: of course, \!
# ~: D# t) v8 a; X hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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/ A3 K; S/ @5 j! j) ?6 Z; C0 u white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
7 h/ p7 [2 \  q; Y3 C, z: `, `5 m- x! q hackers: If the problem is not your idiot ( ?$ _8 A; C! z4 @! O3 u4 B/ l
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? - A5 I1 N' h' B+ w" ]
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
3 ~( @" ]  u- n* f$ R. Y white: that problem, you can solve it 5 n0 Y, N2 T/ ^
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
; U7 N# `7 F2 o$ t) r9 }4 P white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it 8 {& q2 R2 Q0 O" _5 {8 @3 p; E
a hacker:. . . . I excused
8 r1 Q3 W! ?( h; a6 x6 `( B! d white: we see meet you?   D+ Z* e, h* p1 x* T
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
, c0 k5 v: V! C" u% N white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to   M( k: |9 x( M1 f: U% ^; G0 }! O
Hacker: Oh, what you think?
8 x& s' O% {9 Q- D2 v0 D8 Z6 G white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
4 Z; c8 O9 E' J. j6 v2 m2 W hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
1 {9 O" ~% H& B2 c$ z- L hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~   _2 f3 d+ S/ r/ q
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
+ v3 e% k# `3 [# V* j hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
, V) D9 ^$ [8 M1 a8 U$ Y white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit + A  \- u/ q% H" I! R  V" L( N5 z
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way 1 l$ J: N3 J. T6 w: f6 W. O
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 7 W; `. m8 A6 `
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
/ l# U1 S' |5 j- y; R8 \ white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
) G; f& [" n* i: ~9 H9 P8 u white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? ; b/ c6 \% Q7 V2 K& h
hackers: No wonder, only used
! M# l  W; |6 M2 z2 ^ white: no you're curious about the place? ! I- r" k2 [! E6 K: l* o6 U
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer
2 G8 e$ X2 A  D- h Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
3 d8 W9 `* n/ o# j: i  v# k8 ] white: This is not fair! ! / }& P* x9 J: u) H2 ~! g. @' ~
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
# h6 d5 @4 P1 W8 Q; ` white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
% c1 v# j) |: b hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 1 I9 S% i: S3 h" o+ W& A
Hacker: I'm white
# {) ?5 M4 v' Y us again: This is probably the last time we met the
/ ^' e( w- D+ `1 g Hacker: Oh? What happened?
$ C5 b6 U7 v! ?6 m white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
! x9 I" D5 f& N1 f+ ] hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 1 Y4 W3 U# q4 g' t  a- ]
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! / X) @, p( z: q8 R( [" b
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . " {- Z* ^1 I& I% R# y# M
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
- o5 B& f" c% y3 Z white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
( W$ C; J9 E. O# Q9 e hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? ) |( [# G: d' E3 @' a: z$ O! E5 d  O
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power ! Y! m3 X. E& o
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \& {# A/ y& h) @6 q0 [/ y
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 7 _( R& S. d* q2 _4 P) ^2 j
white: You are not really powerful / w2 x% h& w, ~8 [& U6 e) T+ p7 ]
hackers: so-so friends
: \; o$ d) {; B: p white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 0 I; a4 n/ I, |5 _
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait & n+ P% K) M9 ^
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it $ a. d% D2 R4 z2 |8 S
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . % @+ s2 K2 \7 p
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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