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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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发表于 2010-8-1 02:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer ) c* n0 P" {4 G( Q0 U. @* O
white: how control? 7 Y  Y+ F% J, Y, h! A: e
hackers: white with a Trojan
. ^" G# y: `) h0 F3 K/ E:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 3 O" Z8 r% A  }! f
hackers: Open your Task Manager
7 R. `- g* s4 A" Z' S white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
! A; @0 ]1 a6 f! s hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! # ?1 N) N2 S' R: ~
white: \; 9 v4 `% Z$ l% b6 ^  i
Hacker: I have control of your computer
4 U+ W: g% X& P  f( m white: Oh 2 h4 O: \. s' \# I0 O& \. q
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
) y0 P7 Q8 t8 N8 ^ white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
3 S" N, N/ L- r machine hackers:. . . . . .
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& }: ~* S9 o5 {: n% m" ] white: how do you always in my computer and out of " n! ~( E. @4 y3 T  M) m. e
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
2 c* b0 u6 F- A9 \$ t white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
2 k6 q  v# d8 S6 ^+ A; C hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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) |1 x6 Y8 ~9 v! n' A1 S# n. q, V/ T small White: I heard that you will create a \!
4 Y9 p8 k/ [) ^) r1 a5 ? hackers: ah % t9 K, L+ E  f% @
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
1 g. U' \; L% k hackers: General is the
; J0 J$ C" N3 S white: you can black out those sites?
3 Z1 ]( m2 _/ N2 \9 O# @ hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \& O/ h$ T/ ~/ K  ?
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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( F0 ]1 V: L4 [; p7 o% [5 _) w white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? 4 ?- j/ D: }9 R' q
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the + q3 }; C( F! @, }& n  I5 I- {* Q
white: is not it, this is Brand
8 I0 u$ n8 _  t6 w$ R Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a - t0 `' Q7 ?- [4 C* i
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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. J( P  u3 G; D5 \6 f hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
7 |* w. S# q9 b3 R. E0 V0 m white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? 1 [% z) j) d, |0 @% ~" J
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
5 q0 _9 `+ n6 r2 }8 R6 ^ white: I want to Please help a busy
( v2 R+ F) X. e+ _' } hacker: What? " G0 N+ z. g4 m3 y. {1 [
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 5 Y, j- I# H6 r- l: T+ |9 j
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
' _9 H0 D1 @1 [  `- O& V$ y white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
- @8 g2 G+ ]5 n9 u1 R* L hackers: die! !
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
" D- ^5 t" U. ~% E white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
+ l2 ~  f2 `; S9 X. ^ Hacker: I'm looking for something
0 j- T. H& G) b- m: X white: what I find here?
6 g+ D2 C7 m. h3 r% Z) G! e hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights - Y' i. t* m( O% r$ t
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most hackers : I come! !
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3 ~$ \) f9 p. z, y  U hacker: how not to speak?
; f) Y  `+ j2 F  m white: a bad mood + k4 T" o% s  k% X# u  H3 o: s! l
hackers: Who bullied you? 0 c7 Z/ h/ `3 t, R2 b0 r
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love 9 a# B3 c* U0 D. q; b3 q
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you . `3 p) ^8 V$ F5 S; a1 H5 N( y
white: do not get back
' ?, m& R* @- ? hackers: No, tell me what number?
- U. x( p0 }+ z5 {7 X white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 4 }( v, X& W  x: |* T

/ d- `& X+ _' l8 P( t white: you gave me out! ! ! ! " `% y3 c0 s( o" K7 n2 H) [. [/ P
hacker: how wrong? !
1 h  R  x! F7 h% K( S! w white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
9 _' q! d) z7 \# l hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
5 ?7 Q: O7 ~/ q8 U6 H white: it does not work! ! !
& [1 F  d; d! J  a hacker: how should you like? 5 c3 w8 c: N( N: p# E  B
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! ) K2 S- s# w6 `) f" A6 o

. c$ r: D8 T/ N# u6 q, R hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun + N5 q" b. J) _+ N- f
white: what ( I4 c# ]! d$ C4 B" E4 R' L) s
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
( a, L5 v) c' c2 i5 |. e) Y1 p white: This very common ah 1 }# R5 Q9 G9 ]7 g
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 0 w4 X7 [1 R: i) M, h7 f
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
$ S( Y8 L! L# Y, w2 ]; ] Hackers: Yes, has been banned. 7 k0 P2 g; Z3 U" |
white: this is also fun? ! " Z+ @4 e8 O! R" ~0 q
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
: Z6 R/ |/ C0 ?. d( f% L+ b( s7 {( ` white: you are pro? 6 Z/ K5 {- j- E5 B: |9 T
hackers: You can say it.
- c! d9 k6 J7 F3 c  q# P white: to what extent high?
2 h6 a; b; ?6 I/ g: x3 [0 Z5 v% X% K hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
' Z: x7 o% A- c4 H% f white black: Ah, this I will!
# V! ]: J  O3 @7 j3 Z hacker :#?%! You can? !
& S& s. \+ z/ ]6 x$ Q" ^ white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . & q- G' O) l! Y9 L: j8 u5 k% E8 ]
hackers: Go! ' |- q) m1 P4 p  {/ G3 y0 C
white: Ask your question
: m# V4 D( Y. H hacker: says
; `" }$ ?7 k! X% ~ white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? ( K# U2 S8 Z( f; S' A  R# S
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . 0 H- O3 s# l+ u/ }
white: no networking is also OK? 4 X. f) a/ l) ~1 w4 Q! B
hackers:. . . . . . .
# ^# t) `' l, f2 y white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
* b& b4 b/ g* |5 W hackers:. . . . . . . .
& L# Q$ V8 r4 n0 p4 {* B white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !   K5 K  q, H) c" s  V. S$ i; c
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
0 C& B& n  W) w# {* m) U white wash: my computer is broken
( v4 Y0 d3 R( n( R* a hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem 8 d4 X/ W1 H  q; ?, f+ v  C
white: that is, you bully me
" O8 b! N  R- f2 F1 V hackers: No ah
3 S" g1 ~- u5 N% h white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
& u  X3 n1 V/ T; g# {- u hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ % [; o2 i) n7 Y
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? ( E, J% l3 o, J+ P( \3 a
Hackers: should be able to   l2 ]2 p" f' g; S3 ]( V+ x& P- Y
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
) W- t4 `9 j& V0 W: z, Y hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
3 L  e+ j! @* h white: of course, \! 2 @3 j# W4 M2 ^2 U' x% C
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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3 i  k4 `: B- k: s- g white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
% f: J9 s6 J! l6 z. i' ~' p, Z5 l hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
* v4 j3 g, D$ ^ white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? ) ^+ {" [2 W$ w- I: l( W  e! @! o
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes ! w+ ~% c  q/ N* L4 a# _; ]
white: that problem, you can solve it
5 q) E) w( m5 E* A8 i; a% x- T! H hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
9 |1 R/ z. t  W+ u white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it 0 r% S  C6 s+ o2 x
a hacker:. . . . I excused - n2 v1 c/ M: i$ O
white: we see meet you? ) p/ W( {: F9 N* O3 ]$ m! L
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see ! x1 s- r0 Z1 B, T) o: c, F+ A% I
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to   ?1 d- T% q+ I9 i+ i
Hacker: Oh, what you think? 7 F( B6 b8 b  J  r  h  T7 i0 m
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
' u- o, C, F" \& R& \; K hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 8 A% P  ^# q% j: J3 I9 Q4 m
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ 1 K# V1 Q, @% i  J$ t: P
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
, [7 ?. d# B# m# a) f8 V4 Z$ l hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in 2 U1 {+ f0 d" j7 i0 [  X9 ~5 i1 I$ M
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
% E' |* x4 n5 x! M  c5 a) Z. X2 u hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way ( T( {+ |+ v3 A$ C4 m$ e
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
, A2 P9 a" N6 V3 Q hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 0 Z6 q) m' d( O5 W! n6 ]
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
7 i+ O- u5 H* w6 Y white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
! \" P( ?3 K; o/ [* T* p hackers: No wonder, only used
( x% P) ?1 b4 w0 O; y7 U white: no you're curious about the place? ; q: j( j0 O1 L, F
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 4 K$ O0 o, ]  U* e

7 f8 _" K4 ]5 ~: J; q  X. b- k white: I would like to control your computer , l2 [6 E" W0 ~$ Y- Y& `, A
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
( _& g0 d. h' E/ n/ T white: This is not fair! !
) D% z  {. K' W hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the + x0 e" L( }! p& L3 c; N
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
2 ^; j, r; B3 s" m& |0 V hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
$ Q4 C7 a/ S9 `; B0 v. L: r Hacker: I'm white
: w! b2 U, x6 D- v us again: This is probably the last time we met the
) C! ?6 r6 N& U( c$ J* H Hacker: Oh? What happened? $ O$ |( ?1 _! z
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! ' h! _  M/ P0 {8 l$ j8 M. R
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye + {+ I) ?& ~9 f5 N7 k/ J& _/ i5 U( q
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
1 g4 k! S" ]* g2 \' y% { hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
( {& R) N2 r8 u& @ hackers: so late, and how not offline?
- @1 j+ b# g6 t) T$ q2 O6 g white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
8 ]2 }2 s7 n, _6 d9 Y hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? . i: ?/ z7 f: h2 f5 m8 z
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
8 e6 U: g5 |: C  w+ k hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \  y8 h0 I; h6 ^
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it + S7 ]  r; b+ d  V$ j
white: You are not really powerful + x) B& U3 q6 c, m* r* }
hackers: so-so friends 7 S- q1 B: H2 X) C$ P
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 5 M) X, A$ u( p1 [! K  ~
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 9 G) x3 I5 H9 p! i5 g0 C
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 1 z3 k* w- q$ D) |$ R/ R/ P2 O
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . 7 V5 J" X! u& s9 }1 V- m
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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