(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
) d. K# x: L9 @* p6 d( m  g前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
4 _; V0 J5 Z0 X( C- m5 O0 U! }& h, r老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
! J( P. P& [; P) f% t/ b8 I前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
6 A" s( x- x+ A8 {2 f9 Q9 Q老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
5 \# F0 l7 \* z$ Z/ q前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？