(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
& J, L+ ]" q# R; M8 `3 m前台小姐：“hello.”
0 R0 X: }( _  k) O  j老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
; n- R) J# u2 m( |+ j老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
, N! s7 D9 V% C老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
. t3 n3 x" X7 e9 g% R/ V老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
6 j+ Q: s5 X) ?  |2 x前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
5 @5 G8 Y" }+ A7 F4 ~老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？