(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
9 s0 z+ e' D6 a3 ]清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
/ }4 m% J9 q- X- Z8 c前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
: Q+ H: s6 F$ W$ x( P老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
1 F: `8 b) U+ Q前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
% `6 P" R$ t: f$ y% w) ]* q. U, R老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
4 N; ]3 ]0 r' M" ~. U- |前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
6 S, i0 \" P8 @- X前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

3 K8 j- n/ I% D我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？