(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
8 g, K" i8 O: w. m' V) Q9 x清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
4 ~' x! c% p4 u. W前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
$ G1 }9 E/ h) W0 o老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
' A* U+ @. g7 `8 I7 h  v( r前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
" t2 ~7 ]! `0 F7 \can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
8 Z6 B3 x0 g: S+ G" ?( x前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
; g* P* p& P& V/ f! P老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
) S$ ~- J+ [8 c/ U2 L前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
! m$ t$ Y, ?1 E% P* g2 U# t: Q老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
# v, i% }6 y. x5 R2 g冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

; l, X( w/ x% q9 [/ ^& l1 m9 J9 D3 \我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？