(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
' N8 f' G9 j9 Z8 U9 g4 g5 r) y3 b# Y清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
  b- `5 D% B: Q老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
' ^- d- d# V: s# F+ ^前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
$ x# m, L1 T9 i; R) J老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
8 M* u  c7 L1 {8 \老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
2 \' Q9 i4 y- W  o前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
+ O/ m$ P  {" j  k) I5 Q& i老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
/ Y) g. X$ `) B, S6 F; {2 W冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

' k9 {& a2 ?$ Y' ]. f我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？