a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
3 ?( C6 |. ?2 b% J3 W* [  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
" g8 }1 Q- B! g- f# }) h4 d  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
$ ?: v& t* D# L  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
; ^6 }2 G" _) z8 `4 ~0 v  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
5 u$ `, J6 t8 Q; A  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
( G  I7 n( k/ p. s! l( P  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
# Z$ d8 N" P3 [3 K2 z  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
3 T" V" e/ ~; r, N7 u  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
& G  [( u  i4 H% z  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
4 E9 O, a3 S0 a+ h: V  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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