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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to : ~+ M/ P) g7 m4 x8 K# L9 u- v
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 5 U/ N* V) @, R4 S
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
3 ?( C6 |. ?2 b% J3 W* [ lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 4 S$ ?/ {) {8 Q( c O. S8 p, j
little left to be of any use?" 7 V/ |8 ^0 i+ e: H' ]
" g8 }1 Q- B! g- f# }) h4 d "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
$ ?: v& t* D# L the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 8 K2 `: X }! C3 X% n+ N
bandages." , V: S6 _" @2 B5 X
; ^6 }2 G" _) z8 `4 ~0 v "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 1 c/ \- i" l3 `1 L$ `
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
5 u$ `, J6 t8 Q; A "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
( G I7 n( k/ p. s! l( P over after setting a cast on a patient?" / h. z( R* b W7 G: y, I% ?
# Z$ d8 N" P3 [3 K2 z "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
3 T" V" e/ ~; r, N7 u trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to / l& u. x' d' i
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of * h3 s4 o; ?4 \" \( x! `
plaster." " G7 }" \) f/ b( @
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster # I' Q* H' C2 y/ i) {
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
& G [( u i4 H% z leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ) l) w; Q% F- _$ E3 @. b
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
4 E9 O, a3 S0 a+ h: V the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a ) N) u0 C( p2 P! s4 B) e
year they send us a complete dick." |
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