a joke

如花 · 发表于 2010-4-28 09:33

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"

  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
  bandages."

  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"

  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
  plaster."

  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿 · 发表于 2010-4-28 17:13

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller · 发表于 2010-4-29 03:05

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