a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
* J% N+ S" g, Y4 [1 K- \  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
1 L$ D5 |4 a( y# [4 I# T  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
, A; p( Q9 z4 s! t  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ i; I  L- i. a8 @  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
+ d' s2 ?% E6 k% |  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
( U, X- J5 F, V" p* ]  N0 Q0 Z& u# h  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
& Z. j( k) x) K7 b) G  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
+ }* z1 |! n' ]  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! `4 H9 q3 v6 }" p! g  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
( `+ l' Z4 V" }! L# {# b+ L) Z  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 e+ \- m- V2 @5 s( p- F4 A  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ Q! H0 _  |5 o2 p- J  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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