a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& ^' i8 `) E( R) v- z2 k  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
9 w& d0 i+ [( z  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
! D* @) L  ^9 z) d+ I  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
. J' b3 ?) y( Z+ i) N/ K  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
4 v) B+ K: R+ n. g% D  bandages."                                                               
: }' A  h# K% ?3 G. K6 J                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ O9 o7 o8 X; |5 S& b0 X: X7 E  H  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
# j& h( @* p+ i3 L1 x, X! U. [  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' w  u5 y, L6 O1 U# p2 @  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
" W- [7 ^2 ~$ E( B5 R  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
- [! ^" b* ?' g; I# U, G7 ^3 ]  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, G6 F7 c  @; X0 z% t7 ^- A5 I  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
) U) @! Q" y& b" ~: a2 i  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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