a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
8 ]: x4 c$ ?. L9 O; m  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 R6 h2 q4 c2 A" t" {" G  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
. i& e$ V" c2 v# T9 V/ q+ j  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
1 N: M; l0 z; n% Q  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
# _$ h% G" T6 W' h( L" u; y4 G  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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$ G) x! ]4 o7 j9 c8 h* U  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
3 j+ }6 }/ I6 R$ G+ \3 r) Z  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
% o" X$ _3 d- l* u  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
# |6 h. g8 G" x1 M  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
% K5 y0 L1 N& a; B4 |  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  G1 p4 _4 n1 T) ?5 M  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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