 鲜花( 2253)  鸡蛋( 32)
|
At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 7 F1 A. X# A. B- n
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 9 z% g3 F- G( k" U- ^" B
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 e8 ]: h- q! Y: f/ r lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ( h6 k4 X _6 i: g5 j& O
little left to be of any use?" % }* q4 C2 I# m3 V
9 V% [$ T) W7 w% o "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to ' n5 u( F( ?4 w; n7 x/ G
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of # o, `) O) ^1 ?! Q# }
bandages." , n; [& \7 [' B/ B, g! I9 b
0 b1 Z! f E# M8 I2 v0 H "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
( T# M7 [% i/ o* g) X7 J7 v question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
4 U* ^: b# k; w# W1 r; q+ n "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
" l0 h8 k; R% v( N. u over after setting a cast on a patient?"
! c$ @# B$ y+ ~7 {, {, _ 4 U: V$ p6 A7 W. ^7 e1 _. X
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
6 {6 g. U5 `3 d, g: [( |/ F: L6 e trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 6 u2 `/ \) v/ S* f# C8 @
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
/ z. @7 [% d+ o: y! P plaster." $ X/ h& t$ X0 r- P4 m) f, ?& J
2 X: u# O% U. H: H/ ~" f "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
0 S5 y9 S, g; F the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
4 b1 Z2 [* `6 [% F- K% V1 O) M8 l0 a leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 8 O7 m+ S9 j- J
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all " \. @4 C( c6 B- _$ x) M& s8 Q& {
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 5 h8 H. i5 L3 r: k) v" K: p4 u! [
year they send us a complete dick." |
|