a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
# K* \( \; s+ \; z# P9 G: M  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, @- ?5 G7 e" h; g5 {  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 A1 C$ n2 W  V! q8 V  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
5 v  j1 K, w& J! `& P1 c2 N  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
) x+ V# o) d7 ]) }/ R/ Z* p  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& O  v  _& X8 {$ W& ~0 p  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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2 f. I. h0 t  x9 }; \. w  O  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
8 ]0 P# _" H! ]5 X( C2 l& Z- M  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 I8 w& u6 @# W- h# N0 C+ U, c  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
+ W* n- v4 c& ?9 P1 m. ?1 v9 k  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
. j) I  }# v& `* r  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
1 p/ p% b) x. ~1 A$ U  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" C9 {, R' z4 i/ p- u" i( O  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 B7 {; Y- ^0 V' r8 O- C  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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