a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
3 Q% W& x5 f4 N/ J( N  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
( f* D9 i. Y9 ^" X  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 B% c, g- j# Z. s5 b, q- r  little left to be of any use?"                                            
9 P9 c! E6 \; r2 K! a. n4 j                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
: |6 X7 o6 Z. G) w: ~# s5 v9 x  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 v; t6 [# n3 s5 S& r, u  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
7 k2 m+ y$ U: o  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
/ y! ~0 X/ \2 F  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
' R/ I+ R. X: S8 V: A0 w8 ~0 u  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 @8 w& U, v+ t  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
) X& ~0 n- k2 x2 m6 Z2 x" F  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
+ \- \2 e4 o% k3 r  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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