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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    6 g* z4 z/ {5 H( p# I, u  Z' i
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
; ?! o  I# f) L' K# q6 \+ r  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 u  W9 a% \  Z; F, K* @4 @" x& p  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 9 d. ?7 ~$ Y7 Z' x  x
  little left to be of any use?"                                            1 P3 ?, k6 L% \
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
8 V# @* Z2 L7 _* W0 K) @  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  [0 f! R7 ~2 B3 f, c5 I  bandages."                                                               
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4 z1 s( H4 f/ W$ {3 m# S' P+ Q" C7 T  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
/ ?* ~  c6 |* Y& b+ Q- w; O  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
2 h" }* v( p1 _  B  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  6 L8 a9 }$ w2 P: x( v% S  k8 y
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  / V# c& ]5 x3 q; R$ o
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
# ^8 o: ~7 }! \. p: G  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   / y  b/ ?  [1 W0 n. _
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   : k# @; B7 G- K; {: ^8 w
  plaster."                                                                 
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1 j1 u# Y( {4 ]1 F1 C  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    2 Y9 u, [) e" l  ^9 ?
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     6 G' L0 W6 r6 L3 P  l5 O
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   0 }, ^3 l- u  j2 X2 H# d! m0 [
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ! p! D7 _3 t9 I: L3 z0 t
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; b0 y, B, I& `' E2 j& v4 y  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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