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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 0 q: Z' W( k0 [% \: r! n
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
3 l( e& r- Z- X7 `2 o. C0 f books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- P$ f% u, j# ] lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ! j: H' p# `' W2 `6 D
little left to be of any use?"
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- d1 Q4 F' i3 V "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
+ b- |* i' f* J) o3 I* @ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
" F. p5 |0 G- t% `# Q' s- V0 W bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 9 b! y# ^ s2 \7 N4 e9 ~
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
- T B% l7 g4 Y5 k3 Y$ E "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
0 Y3 Q6 E4 s- i7 J over after setting a cast on a patient?" , e V+ I3 B8 B8 w) M8 K
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to ; F- j4 X/ z- A. G
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 9 r# t) L7 x1 G" ?
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
) c. B- M0 P. e7 H plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 9 a& X% S7 U8 n1 M2 V2 n; Q
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 4 r9 b) n) P! v2 a& y [- {! b
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 8 G6 k' t: j6 j* _) O- J7 g
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 4 E) }- |* k; _
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
: O* C* c0 A) k/ R9 F3 L year they send us a complete dick." |
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