埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3188|回复: 2

a joke

[复制链接]
鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
# K* \( \; s+ \; z# P9 G: M  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, @- ?5 G7 e" h; g5 {  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 A1 C$ n2 W  V! q8 V  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
5 v  j1 K, w& J! `& P1 c2 N  little left to be of any use?"                                              n) h4 T$ A/ U% t4 w5 c9 O  d
                                                                           
) x+ V# o) d7 ]) }/ R/ Z* p  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& O  v  _& X8 {$ W& ~0 p  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    3 P0 E% y% w! h$ v  S$ K" a5 d3 [
  bandages."                                                               
* j( y7 f! j9 T: A8 V                                                                           
2 f. I. h0 t  x9 }; \. w  O  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
8 ]0 P# _" H! ]5 X( C2 l& Z- M  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 I8 w& u6 @# W- h# N0 C+ U, c  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
+ W* n- v4 c& ?9 P1 m. ?1 v9 k  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
5 X  [# |4 ?9 u/ q6 k) ^                                                                            ' t* q2 [/ P' b* n, ~
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
. j) I  }# v& `* r  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
1 p/ p% b) x. ~1 A$ U  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   , r. L5 @/ w$ G+ b5 _
  plaster."                                                                 
) E) m" R' f0 E  d                                                                            5 L/ l' U; |5 l. [0 b
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    9 p* y( l4 U. V2 [5 G' B
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" C9 {, R' z4 i/ p- u" i( O  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   + i, a* Q5 ?( Y+ f1 G: k- N
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 B7 {; Y- ^0 V' r8 O- C  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ! M! L2 Z1 k0 X- [1 B1 V
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
{:2_77:}
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2025-12-28 03:40 , Processed in 0.228491 second(s), 14 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表