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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 6 g* z4 z/ {5 H( p# I, u Z' i
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
; ?! o I# f) L' K# q6 \+ r books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
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little left to be of any use?" 1 P3 ?, k6 L% \
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
8 V# @* Z2 L7 _* W0 K) @ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
[0 f! R7 ~2 B3 f, c5 I bandages."
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4 z1 s( H4 f/ W$ {3 m# S' P+ Q" C7 T "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
/ ?* ~ c6 |* Y& b+ Q- w; O question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
2 h" }* v( p1 _ B "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 6 L8 a9 }$ w2 P: x( v% S k8 y
over after setting a cast on a patient?" / V# c& ]5 x3 q; R$ o
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
# ^8 o: ~7 }! \. p: G trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to / y b/ ? [1 W0 n. _
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of : k# @; B7 G- K; {: ^8 w
plaster."
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1 j1 u# Y( {4 ]1 F1 C "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 2 Y9 u, [) e" l ^9 ?
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 6 G' L0 W6 r6 L3 P l5 O
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 0 }, ^3 l- u j2 X2 H# d! m0 [
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all ! p! D7 _3 t9 I: L3 z0 t
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
; b0 y, B, I& `' E2 j& v4 y year they send us a complete dick." |
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