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Redneck Yard Swing
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! f2 l' G3 C1 f4 |2 e A Redneck passed away and left his entire
1 ~% x+ t; S, S9 A& G3 G4 k1 D estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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: x6 C8 ~) m1 k+ }- Z Redneck Cooler
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( c& i: w" c1 N How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?3 C% j; a, |" a! c! `5 l0 N
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."6 }, ~! x2 y5 x$ W
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Redneck Cellar 8 B: T( w- k" w- R8 t: [1 z8 u
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 2 J0 `4 w; ^2 z: v! `
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. % ]- M! r' J3 q9 n( ^
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Redneck Limo4 y/ o7 ~% d$ n& B
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" d4 t0 R2 C% Q/ N% z Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:2 U1 \5 i W8 O7 e
1) The DNA is all the same
; S" i9 t$ Z$ M4 U 2) There are no dental records8 _# x4 `- s' a. r
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9 D1 B- a. g) X( s# K. } Redneck Mailbox
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$ k7 e+ T& d) r1 _, B Who invented the toothbrush?
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/ C1 B$ o! _- U (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)! @ S( b9 U, z# A# U
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1 X# B! W+ C6 r3 P Redneck Time Out8 c+ u3 e3 t) Y: Q
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
9 S% b( [' l9 S8 O The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. C1 L2 X* ^( F$ [; }
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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4 E d# w6 T3 w) j) ^ A new Redneck law was just recently passed" j& i6 U3 H Y7 Q) s w7 W; f
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair. i q! p9 e0 J* I# Z& _
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?9 t. H8 d5 H+ r/ f5 M
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'8 z' q- K, u# Y+ V- b1 m9 o
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A Redneck Thanksgiving2 ]+ P- p- E) A
/ i7 y% w6 v2 M t& { E (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck) R5 X) [6 k4 ?; i' E
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
" {( I7 v) l4 h, c( o- Z: d | and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 5 a) Y; a3 d' U" U
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...# t$ A6 }+ {; R V: {
, p. Q. m$ {. J0 d4 M8 |" ?, X That's all folks!
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