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Redneck Yard Swing
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% R# r8 I, T$ ?! N8 K8 K! N2 E4 r A Redneck passed away and left his entire- a# p' P( i' Z$ I" ^
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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8 Q1 M; q) j. W( T How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?1 E3 d, _+ b/ T' e6 b% `1 a
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."( O) l* H+ m2 Y8 y7 h j
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Redneck Garden, W9 u, S* y" C/ c; Q4 p, L$ m
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 2 |) J3 s2 g# e2 J1 H3 z9 @
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox, Y* ]' Z- q/ Z% N; \! [6 m; w
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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% V3 @/ f3 s$ Y8 V0 ?$ T Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
! N3 \. g0 ?. N# H, D The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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% v8 f# i7 Y4 H: o9 o# f Redneck Weenie Roast
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, o3 c3 G- W( J8 d' Z A new Redneck law was just recently passed
E% B4 o8 ]6 V8 z+ h4 l When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.$ j1 ~( M4 [! I
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0 Z A: @. o& z' M5 C0 r/ p0 g$ L Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
% C. A, ^ a' q9 l 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving4 c7 }& T1 V& i) k) c1 ^* Q4 \
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . ., `) u- s- V, ? I) V
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks!
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