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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ; C$ \" l# t" R# e5 o* }# q5 R4 z
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: o& _+ u. n9 z8 s5 Q% J A Redneck passed away and left his entire: ^! I1 C2 P& Z( A: w# M7 M7 X
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler% ]7 t+ i! B( x
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
/ J( J3 C0 x/ u3 D When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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* y0 L o, _, g- [! X# f* q Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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* C! k! Y4 |% L( e+ V, g5 P Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
. z+ `, R- v1 H6 \. j. A7 | It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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; a4 V! o8 Z" e9 b Redneck Limo
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1 p {) N( X' W- R1 S9 d Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:0 D: C7 k# D4 F1 ~" k
1) The DNA is all the same
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6 A9 c$ [$ k% k+ T Who invented the toothbrush?; K4 v5 g5 R3 f& B/ {! B
A Redneck!!
, S" u0 U; J" b! s9 n (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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3 H' l! n8 {. K8 ]1 C Redneck Time Out# w8 I& O; c5 M) T: s1 R* V0 s
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
0 f9 r. J) q2 g3 Q- u6 A The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed; n0 a3 ~, Q: r, y5 j4 m5 t
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins." G7 b; Y* }0 M/ F2 ~# m. }/ R; A
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6 a" f' s, [7 h% F Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?9 P* ?: u' h2 U8 S" ~% z9 K, L
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'9 O# K" `- V( g3 N! m
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. l) j+ j: y K* o! l0 P+ w A Redneck Thanksgiving& F& {$ P# t8 Q) C" ?
" O# {3 n7 m( V6 g+ O (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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" A$ B* N* R1 I+ I) S% u; m8 S2 @ J6 F A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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0 K- X( ]# M5 u( W# p A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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+ T5 x* ?1 f/ F6 d5 U' x That's all folks!
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