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Redneck Yard Swing5 i6 y: U1 N4 c7 ~
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?$ U/ s# |" ~% ]9 H3 N0 a
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
) y7 |! P& q l" _ It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:' f, j" l7 b1 }: d2 Y6 `* k, z
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
4 I! S- n3 u5 u3 {3 W& _+ g. a- ] A Redneck!!
& I% k* d" `& u6 p (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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& E7 s4 O+ t& c. A/ ^$ h8 X- O* \ Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?$ M, H6 L4 c! `
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed: ?4 e3 D% d/ V4 u0 f( Y
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.! R4 u( R& e* C. D/ c6 a
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?8 ?8 c7 q) v+ j: G3 t
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)0 i* r& _2 a1 u7 W- `' ~. q- T
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .' U+ Z% G, t% s
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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That's all folks!
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