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发表于 2010-4-7 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 3 g1 V' V- K" X$ Z, i: L! _6 u) a4 k
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire6 \1 G2 t, Q; \% D3 F
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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, _4 a3 t& J& k/ _ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
5 p! g1 g5 m: |0 {+ \ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar 6 l8 e9 Y6 J7 H) r
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Redneck Garden7 G# }# P. q' Z2 z1 d) K
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? * |$ n! K4 J0 K
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 4 j- {$ d0 W" H. v0 ?9 Z: u% p; O" P3 `
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$ Z: `2 b0 ?7 T) p9 D2 D5 G  }0 }  Redneck Limo* |( f6 e3 H! q5 g) |+ h* _2 F
Rednack Limo.jpg
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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Redneck Mailbox
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& N6 g/ `: h7 z5 _4 A! x Who invented the toothbrush?: D3 r8 v* {6 n! K4 ?
    A Redneck!! 2 `% j- |- r7 K2 L6 I
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)0 g7 o7 ?. s" r3 z5 g( l& y
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
5 M& R3 @+ T( j. j0 I When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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6 U6 |1 a% ]1 ]$ C- ^3 ^/ `. S Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?4 ~# d. i8 ~6 Z3 c0 }
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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* r, }& V1 x% p3 _! R2 G9 L (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck), V; Z4 u$ o' x# P
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  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .& N  d1 q  b+ q5 N/ o; U
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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' k3 g! x; }$ e6 P( x A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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  That's all folks! : M6 A+ Z' ]; y1 ?* ?( [0 I$ n
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!
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发表于 2010-4-7 12:25 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-7 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。% S: h" r0 |+ D* B4 m& I
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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