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Redneck Yard Swing3 z8 T! X' `# G0 F" n7 M& T" T
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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7 j& T! T5 v& [ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?, n! V( r1 I5 i; S1 I1 d l" C9 ^
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
0 |" u' r6 h* a' \ It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 2 u4 N. U) Z0 t' X& ~8 H: h
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
3 J. K9 D+ I7 P0 n 1) The DNA is all the same( R+ q* _# K0 J, G3 @ d9 A& T( |+ I7 @
2) There are no dental records
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5 v4 ]* B4 ?' B* I) d4 N, K/ `" ^ Who invented the toothbrush?: ?$ @7 k# |) L8 M7 Y
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush), N* O$ ]9 A5 {8 B0 V. E1 e' k
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8 J8 U( ~2 p6 }1 A Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?0 F) k* Q, J. H6 Y
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.+ x4 `4 W# J9 e% [
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8 x7 i/ {# a( S' p A new Redneck law was just recently passed
! o! z1 v" u' O! V4 O! J When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.5 m3 }4 x6 _4 c% x9 S6 i" R$ L. o
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
0 V5 e S V* O3 S. @6 B 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.../ v. B1 }8 q) f
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That's all folks!
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