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/ F5 ~+ z: }! g) u# \* x A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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9 ~% M3 p: [- f7 @% r* }& \& G% f9 [ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
Redneck Garden
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! d2 }2 J1 h* T" J( A Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
3 K9 f+ U% T+ u- ~' F5 v  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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1 V- _8 s! f' S2 g# L% D  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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/ a( G% x& M% J8 v5 I9 } Who invented the toothbrush?
; _1 @, k$ x$ A& u6 Z  e    A Redneck!!
/ L: {( f" g: Q# ? (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
" ]7 V& L" v' {7 z, n When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
; m& E0 ^! Z0 G5 E7 ` 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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% y' |0 R# `$ }' y9 H* D         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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4 i  x+ X. Q# t2 T, E1 m A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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. |9 h9 ?  F" [4 d, r" |  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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