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发表于 2010-4-7 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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4 S' x7 K$ v. v1 o) J1 L! F( Z( N5 ^Redneck Yard Swing
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: o& _+ u. n9 z8 s5 Q% J A Redneck passed away and left his entire: ^! I1 C2 P& Z( A: w# M7 M7 X
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler% ]7 t+ i! B( x
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
/ J( J3 C0 x/ u3 D When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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* y0 L  o, _, g- [! X# f* q Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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* C! k! Y4 |% L( e+ V, g5 P Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
. z+ `, R- v1 H6 \. j. A7 |  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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; a4 V! o8 Z" e9 b  Redneck Limo
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1 p  {) N( X' W- R1 S9 d Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:0 D: C7 k# D4 F1 ~" k
1) The DNA is all the same
7 W& F1 C* S8 g3 ?! v! ]2 x" D' j  2) There are no dental records5 j/ u1 ]% e. z0 m
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! k3 N" H5 s1 d3 C- f/ O  r$ w Redneck Mailbox
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6 A9 c$ [$ k% k+ T Who invented the toothbrush?; K4 v5 g5 R3 f& B/ {! B
    A Redneck!!
, S" u0 U; J" b! s9 n (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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3 H' l! n8 {. K8 ]1 C Redneck Time Out# w8 I& O; c5 M) T: s1 R* V0 s
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
0 f9 r. J) q2 g3 Q- u6 A The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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2 M- D( {0 W% _ Redneck Weenie Roast 0 \# C5 V# t. V9 W9 ^. B
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed; n0 a3 ~, Q: r, y5 j4 m5 t
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins." G7 b; Y* }0 M/ F2 ~# m. }/ R; A
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  {& U8 _& B: T  W: X, |. Q' b6 f Redneck Wheelchair
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6 a" f' s, [7 h% F Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?9 P* ?: u' h2 U8 S" ~% z9 K, L
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'9 O# K" `- V( g3 N! m
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. l) j+ j: y  K* o! l0 P+ w A Redneck Thanksgiving& F& {$ P# t8 Q) C" ?
Rednack Thanksgiving.jpg
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" A$ B* N* R1 I+ I) S% u; m8 S2 @  J6 F         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
1 }! Z: H) q2 l7 X% }0 s- A$ v9 f  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
* _- _* R$ U! ?$ ^, o and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' / a0 K8 I$ {9 b" r$ E9 I4 B( a% u
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0 K- X( ]# M5 u( W# p A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
& l3 w8 i! d! k; j  Q3 ]. e Rednack Sleigh.jpg
+ T5 x* ?1 f/ F6 d5 U' x  That's all folks!
4 {& {# `  Q6 h2 ]! y3 ]# F I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!
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发表于 2010-4-7 12:25 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-7 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。/ a8 B1 S6 u$ M  N9 }- K
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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