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# t, i5 f1 B0 rRedneck Yard Swing @( R8 l5 ~2 Y7 _# p1 b5 e
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3 A# i( I1 p- M' Z, d A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 d, @5 p7 G$ V+ A. h; V: w
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler; g& h" Z$ v, G! g/ |. z
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?$ z$ N, P! T$ Q# R- t2 T
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."4 c0 A6 L- p* i2 K9 o1 r$ w8 `) n! Q
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Redneck Cellar
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- Q8 W& w9 n' e2 l Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
+ K: D) T0 @4 m) `7 r) u; O; q It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
% S- m+ Y& X ]/ Q, @' w) h, E3 L4 P 1) The DNA is all the same7 ^. s6 Y9 T, g
2) There are no dental records
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+ n9 F- u* f3 d7 ?% l Redneck Mailbox# c# P0 e: Y- ?( z1 k. J5 r
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) ~7 i6 E6 _! z$ P! h! s Who invented the toothbrush?9 X; s; L% O" p, E
A Redneck!!
^2 M! W$ o5 V (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)% f4 e2 a! h& X, @% C
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Redneck Time Out1 {. ~ V% P+ c
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' j- N" n4 |! ? Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?& N- I0 C- o1 G! _
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.# T% ^' X8 e8 d7 M N4 Z( e9 V' Z
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
9 z( @7 `* q) b: K When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.* N- `2 \- p2 h# X& y: _
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+ {' B9 V( z/ j9 c7 z! A Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?$ e/ I$ X( _3 g7 q- F1 l P
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'- ]! e7 e2 I( t
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/ B e' @( x" x h A Redneck Thanksgiving
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! ]( e, ~+ X i+ c, B, Q- n (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)4 u; I: {# K8 {8 O( I
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* t P9 d- P2 q# A2 A( P% ]% S4 m A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 5 h! z" V F5 a
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9 W, Y3 K9 Y& X6 d A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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3 a. s0 a5 i% |( ^% Y, Y2 B* o That's all folks!
5 ~! Q9 `. P8 H I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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