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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh

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" Y% Y  N4 v% C2 U+ v* v+ A 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
( y) A# ]0 x) v3 Y% ? 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
0 H* x3 }/ u2 p% d+ q 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
! j) |3 g: I. ?' h6 i  k6 s me: chemistry. . .
: n2 D) `& c9 K6 q" @  V 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
8 M& H# Z/ u1 x# J# X) ?# C, A) W 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
; i4 @' i8 X) y) k! z4 X 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
8 p, V" R, a& G$ E 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
* l" e6 `/ o9 P hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
; h8 Z. I7 l  w' \ then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
( Y1 L0 k6 l7 g+ _3 _ this time, a players on the answer in the.
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
13, when the school
) H" @) R4 Q  }, s5 o  d3 Z day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
0 U  C! V7 G* D: W3 G. A7 ]/ ^ I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
8 d/ t! L4 p9 r* D- h4 [6 f1 I) T you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
+ W. p* d$ d2 o8 g2 P; y, t 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
, b* M% ?8 Y; a& W3 @9 a 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
8 D4 d  V: y/ d6 n 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
9 E; V3 f" `' r" D 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
* i- H% Q! q) ?5 O 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
8 ?5 _; g7 ^* w) F- s- U- O) ? 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "