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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh, k/ G1 W4 |7 B7 W9 T
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 4 g6 L* _$ \ M+ t1 \, [& z% g" p
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
5 b3 C& [' ]' P* m" O9 ^1 V 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 1 z: H, c8 J2 N2 M- |
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! % X2 M- t. @& E6 b2 z6 J$ I3 }# _
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 7 f: u _, A+ _2 B0 @' E4 a, y
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . : Z/ H0 O, u. @! N' _6 U1 \: ^9 q
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ( z; P! | m7 T4 S5 h. k
me: chemistry. . . : {% f5 ~& a2 |# K/ l
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
6 F( y6 S1 ?, P* v 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
" B N! B1 f" E 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. : h6 b6 ]& ?* ^; v8 q
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
: y8 O' _+ P Z+ v 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. . B4 w) ^6 `/ c: x; |
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ( \6 _1 Q8 a/ c" H; Y- t' K9 B
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
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host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" - D8 ~7 K7 X0 D7 ~; }! H
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "& ]% K, G5 l) d+ T& s
13, when the school 5 w: C$ M6 c3 B# u* `
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
0 M1 l7 t+ e/ _ I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "% l7 |; s1 t* ^* P' J8 m; X
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
; c) A; k& v5 s# D' x2 y9 @ 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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- Y k. K) V8 X students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" & f5 v4 I# B& \* W# `1 S2 Y
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 2 _! h |6 w' `0 |& q
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" t% D3 J" Y H* Z: k
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" ) r8 @% [0 S( T5 Z/ u
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
6 M' x" [# l$ U }+ c& I1 A 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . . R) p# L; b; X$ I3 E3 f) H
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. T1 Y5 h$ ?, u) ?$ q' y
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
& ~2 H* Z1 a% M0 K0 [ 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
/ F: `: U( X9 f7 T) j 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
. U; x' o' Q b8 ^4 \4 x- a 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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