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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 8 l4 c: q8 w2 L
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 3 A2 q2 V( Q6 a
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
$ B; v* U0 s0 k0 `% [( w 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ' a. t. \7 ^ J2 x2 N5 O
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" / c" ^' Y9 t& r( |% S. r9 N
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
$ r* \9 R4 j( y) ^9 E( q students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ; s/ E& O7 @% i' ]* `, R
me: chemistry. . .
' H$ p& g# [* f 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
) `+ c6 D! I( K! s 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
6 q3 q* J* M6 p+ `5 a 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. ) a) V/ M& j% g2 ?/ d
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
! N) y7 b! j/ p" { 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
% l# a2 c% n' }: {/ q hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
+ v9 I5 y- {$ y4 \' I+ P then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." 1 T |* K5 J" _; i2 }* I
this time, a players on the answer in the.
# v" ]9 k) N$ Q! n7 t host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" - O) R: M y- b" C. R8 {* g
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "- s" v/ z/ M3 x) @ B) {6 `* {
13, when the school
$ B @# c# \! H& Y. O day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "& @8 v' _. Q5 n t' c& Q% ^
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
% X! n8 _9 P6 @ you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
. X0 X. i. Y ~# q/ h$ Y 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "9 U7 |7 }3 i+ r* L7 } \3 A9 y1 S
15, one bedroom
% q/ L: ?3 j/ E* @! d0 o students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
7 }0 [# g! U2 a3 V7 [ results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
. _. B0 Z- N/ e5 E- Q; ^' v* F 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
9 W) Q0 o2 a" B- y 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
S' }$ ~8 q6 P/ j& I! Q 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." % C2 E& D$ A8 P7 Z
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
/ U! L+ x7 _7 y& b3 K# d 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 6 B6 b2 _' a2 u; e/ u
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." - p6 W: }2 f) C5 p' d. a) b
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" . D% a( c+ b' K" h# L6 S
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
; K/ d: ~) k! O. E 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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