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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh+ U/ d" G! ^- L5 w5 P y& i
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar ' q- G3 |7 l {( t
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
7 ~/ s; T8 F8 s( E 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
, _/ Q3 _' i; T q7 D# S 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! & _2 @& F9 V" `0 y+ }1 U, @ K
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 5 Q1 l5 {( O G+ I9 s
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . # D% q+ X" g A+ P" y/ q
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
' @# ^. I$ H/ Q5 y" `! W7 d me: chemistry. . . 1 ?) p- O: @ K+ D: O
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
& g2 U" C( a4 e! B) j" u1 j" p# B 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 1 n: `7 r+ V. o2 V
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. ) M7 A+ R3 V4 ]! i
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
1 ~6 R$ W/ W1 n; U 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. ! y! v g! t3 s# M1 z/ u A1 j
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 7 f! A: Z) T* B* W* v% r
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." 7 Y* Q; d0 j: Y) J8 j+ i
this time, a players on the answer in the. ) C" t8 H0 n$ V0 r/ ?
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
6 G4 z/ p* q2 J7 e4 W; p5 c 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "6 J, }1 n) A1 M% X7 x$ z
13, when the school $ P. d/ H( I. {' \
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
( `7 u6 q& [* R I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
2 q& J8 v; ^1 |5 [4 W# A you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years # `! o8 O: y3 M+ m6 g/ c! y) B8 ]; b
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
; i8 b1 P- u6 c" f& `' f- ? 15, one bedroom ( G* i2 [7 T. f
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
2 b7 `, D5 ~/ @+ h results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 4 C+ M; w; Z2 l9 U3 \6 G( J
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
/ C W, Q/ L+ x% ] 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" $ J3 |5 [$ M: E4 ^- ], b
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 7 |, y6 B3 ]$ g+ r- a9 Q9 p
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
6 R- f* o( N' y6 B2 b 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
+ ~2 ]& P$ y7 B1 T* f 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." " `3 Q0 ^, Q `! ?1 ]
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" + t; G6 @8 Z% S* m/ Z# ?
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! ") Y/ O( W3 O6 G& s& F! e @
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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