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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh9 |/ S/ l3 Z8 a! H* h9 Q6 o6 |* s6 o
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
4 Q/ x1 a7 T" @ 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 8 P9 W7 ? g) O4 {2 {$ v
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! . d. X+ V0 [6 p8 y. U& P* Z' R
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ; `0 C- w7 P' \5 t' D7 s5 Z( ^! \
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
. Y+ @- W" e4 l! m& ^" q% z( i$ j6 w 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
2 |8 V3 \# a0 Q7 z( k students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? % Q D; o/ O4 B8 I3 D
me: chemistry. . .
0 \0 `/ H# ~5 M8 M( w- ] 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
8 m$ }, b0 r9 ~ Q) a& k 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
: u& A7 s' a6 s+ Y8 q0 P0 l 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. + D' Y; g1 P1 g" Y! V/ ^* s. C
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
+ E7 \4 E9 L" k/ ~+ \. W 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
/ l& l; i; F: Y- ^. Z2 l hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ) G9 i+ F3 ~) ^
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
3 d( o) u' P4 r& ?/ X/ x) K this time, a players on the answer in the.
6 G( E5 Z2 j5 T; R+ @ host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" , a3 F: L; f7 M- i0 b5 W
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "+ I9 o" d2 D- `7 p+ X
13, when the school ( w) _' }1 b( l- E3 I/ e) S
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
# \0 T8 s8 g; @" [5 t I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "# Q" w( M! }* W/ b5 G
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
6 `7 B# ]) T7 z7 D$ }2 G' I 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "# D# N1 u- ^6 S, n2 p1 e
15, one bedroom 6 X; V8 [6 G+ ?/ m
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" * t& y1 |; {; M( G! P( E
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
4 z( R7 f2 v7 p 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" ; k W% {: k- P; F- ?
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 8 L( @% M+ h* ?
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." % V! t$ G& K6 f" Q
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
) H" r5 f7 o9 v' j3 b5 q 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
# ?9 F% Q$ W0 y9 c/ i H/ z, t 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
l( N+ N2 o- J 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" 5 A0 Q' W: Q. k% ^# v, F S/ s7 W
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "' s7 [5 N- V2 Z# H( j! r
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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