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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh8 z; J4 W4 t0 t
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
/ t: v1 |" N& ~* e9 U9 F. O 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 0 K1 p' b+ W. k7 t% T' w; d2 T' T. l7 O4 j; P
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
& J+ l+ I4 M/ T2 t 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
% S6 m% u) U% E$ C2 V 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" - X4 r- q( s) v w
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
" P, P; h6 c. B x( F students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? % U0 a9 c$ x2 l% v' L5 I# l
me: chemistry. . . ! E" z5 f& T. l/ E6 K+ R
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
; F3 h7 G- f% W1 i1 _ 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 0 G! @' ]* p5 k9 X2 Z4 P
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. # N. D; f$ w; \( v) F
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
0 W/ J. f- L1 ~: ~* M 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
* ?5 e3 h& {' O! M hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
+ c! @5 \) {+ L4 u" z5 h then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
( ` d- P! d3 g this time, a players on the answer in the.
x$ _0 R) G- V7 s" M4 T' Q host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
- p* K8 A/ c, P2 ? 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "# L/ x* \( G- m3 [* J- e4 L. t
13, when the school ) ~1 X! e% G) E) U! s9 w+ w
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "3 H; n8 Z- I8 O5 B0 P
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
( C9 A8 [6 t C6 E) P2 h } you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
; ?4 [$ n+ M! s) }0 |9 \ 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "5 P" J C7 t6 n8 M0 H$ Y0 H
15, one bedroom
H. B. V. ]. D% b6 B, ]8 Q) ?6 q. e students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
( g5 v+ h% w: \1 D; t5 B' {$ S2 k results say it is: "He has passed away ..." $ t- U" L' x* D
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
- A. G4 t' N& ]1 e$ ^! I 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 8 N8 t7 V; H; i# U& v H# P, R0 `
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 0 G% a0 C% ^6 V; h' U! J
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
6 f! D4 \( G+ y$ D/ X6 M, K 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
: u8 B! e$ P- z! j- q$ w2 L 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
; M3 r% w8 f$ [4 k7 _' L$ @ 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
4 c" d* W* }# | o, i6 u; U* A+ u 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
- g5 g! n$ B; U' T$ H% B1 \0 G 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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