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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 ( Q3 x. [5 h4 Q$ u4 o) h, d% x
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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( l& b- d" n$ z* |4 J1 H) tA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 8 t) z) c# r: \
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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8 f5 [ a( B, P! W5 L'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
5 U7 K2 w* L9 m& {* k'It's not polite.' ) [& a5 m* V' S0 J' z7 _6 ]
: r+ [% _, Z$ D3 n'OK', the little girl says,
, u5 U; P. D: Q1 {) F& @'How much do you weigh?' ; U$ ~ j; t! W- Y
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'Now really,' the mother says, : }8 m; D+ Z1 Y" a, [4 d1 ]
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' 6 t/ u7 t7 i- I/ u! _
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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/ N d: a& Z/ R9 D! O, @# u9 {' fThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. : \" k! J4 r) c4 b8 A
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
0 X9 }. h/ e' c" U9 u6 X4 Y# r# C3 ]'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
4 |# J) s$ d2 K8 ~) t( o( JIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' + Q7 K) |( C4 k' d E$ H+ A
! u' h# o- a! c6 pLater that night the little girl says to her mother, ) r# g8 @+ H1 d1 V- G1 X& Y c8 X
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' # |3 u! Y) W Q* m Q; L, C* j* y2 y6 y
E& `. `. y3 o& c: }0 s7 w# }The mother is surprised and asks, 3 Z# Z' i' R" v- l; O( E
'How did you find that out? 0 o9 Y( [. q& r
3 m$ x q' ^: g& z2 k) i! c1 E% y2 H" e'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 9 A( `2 L& T0 w s0 F9 M
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
( p4 x$ |* e; w$ J( z'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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4 B3 C ~7 \6 V! E# j9 i- U'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
$ M3 V+ h8 I4 d+ @5 q# L; d: W'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' - V1 r' I" F* e. G b
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'/ G7 k0 E7 l# I f0 w( c
9 o9 Q! W n% C# `% {- N8 c4 R l% G'Because you got an F in sex.'' I6 Z9 ]9 t: y e0 e
% v4 z5 l( x' G: S& yIf you see someone without a smile today' e2 ?5 w9 |! ?+ {. L2 q3 c
give them one of yours |
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