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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 % `0 h& A7 M& a& Y
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward Q6 k2 ` h" F
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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0 H( _2 H# S% g! W" H9 I' ^'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
# k* Z% Y4 {7 ?7 `8 w'It's not polite.' - r5 X2 R" A5 b" ^( u5 K# d
; p8 l! W% Q5 `3 S0 s( Q8 K'OK', the little girl says, 2 |/ L6 q$ t, N! P) A
'How much do you weigh?'
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4 \- _% U" d( z* {'Now really,' the mother says, 5 X# U* R$ |3 C8 L1 T
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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5 o Z5 T. Y/ v0 r6 I6 zUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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, f. Q3 u, G, {0 j5 B) V _'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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( T& H8 l- V9 JThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. ; U) a1 ?1 r' Z, O* {0 W9 H
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 1 _+ h) @9 G2 L+ u
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'Well,' says the friend, $ O1 P) M8 A$ L+ A' t0 |* T
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. $ P7 t7 C: m6 m, o H& n. l1 ?& d# K
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 2 P) B$ _/ {! Y
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
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: Z4 K: D: H4 \- j# f2 LThe mother is surprised and asks, . x9 X( n2 J+ A% K E
'How did you find that out? , |! g9 r3 V: M7 V) ?8 e7 Z
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' ! g) m& q6 N* Y+ ^- M* P
1 ]) Z* h; | l7 Y3 ~7 l4 U& _The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
6 [5 v$ `* R& p8 i'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' & ^ j) i' K. i8 T
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 9 f3 j4 c, d$ u
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' : B1 x# K+ b# ]" p
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?', k n4 p4 R A. Z$ r8 a* q
: s( M8 V9 w9 ]7 g. N; h8 v* E'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today
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