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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 . v' C+ I9 S/ c. m3 L4 t7 [
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward8 y% M# r) d! k8 u
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 3 e) ~; Z4 x! n
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' . @( |5 l" u2 T) o

; k, D- K0 i* D5 p'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
0 p) d  ~1 `* }4 `+ o4 H'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says, 8 ~. W; C2 S! l0 I8 A5 e! O* W
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
/ N. j* W1 u2 B, _+ g'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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! M3 Z& }1 u- w4 C9 m'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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  `$ T( d0 i. H6 q! l2 KThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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* L; o6 y/ ~6 F" g) G8 ~: H% z' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  * F4 }7 B& k2 z

* s2 T: I+ w/ a! [, e, f'Well,' says the friend, + [5 n4 n5 P1 q: o
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  + U& ?% w, u/ O( }
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' * ?  b: V. s, N1 k! ]

3 F! o+ a" b( @0 |Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, ; L* C" Z# X9 f1 T; t  J2 O! [8 q
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' 2 \3 M5 ^2 [, Q/ D
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The mother is surprised and  asks, . n% t( S' J1 W+ I2 H
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
0 ~4 X3 [8 ]# W2 Q: e# y+ C" g" r8 d'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, 4 j; {8 V% w  E; Z$ ^- b% y9 |
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'   i( M7 K9 w+ i2 `& i3 a

& I' ?# O5 Z, N1 S: q5 P" Z'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'$ G( d* |' B# _! k9 f6 Z

' U2 d0 q3 Y; I, E2 ?1 {  i, E- {If you  see someone without a smile today
# o( w3 o  H: `7 U- Fgive them  one of yours
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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