Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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. S5 `& u5 {+ T9 m* @% IA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
6 f3 _4 a/ F, b5 f'It's not polite.'
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$ ]) O, R4 |$ z+ Q/ T'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

( O0 R( }+ A$ J7 h1 {/ z'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

( z$ v' v* h) {- w  v" MUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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/ _' K9 i, q! J! a1 r9 q1 {'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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' m, `( N; A+ t( M7 `! A4 lThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
# u- I( a. ^7 ~6 m0 f'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
. D. H7 E. W9 G% @It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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( z7 j0 x1 D; {Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
' b" {( `, J3 }8 o/ W'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
; e  x+ N) e, m2 y( u) }, Q- u'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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7 l/ b2 O8 s% \3 U3 H% y. e" nThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
+ ]5 J( A6 P) y+ s# E+ Y4 w0 ['How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
) y6 ^/ X2 A( d1 Y# h2 @9 D'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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! N# T% l5 M' B7 H2 ~) q4 ^! h'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
# T1 \* o% u; Y, ?4 vgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller