Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

! r& i5 E' O# s# e) P' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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, x* H( ^, B% c, G- ]- F" U'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
" z, b% M! d" W2 J3 X8 x' P'It's not polite.'
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; _0 a+ f9 {+ n6 t% r0 m+ Q'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
$ `/ ?! P& m0 y7 U3 `% w'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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" s6 M8 o- Q0 E3 h: n7 eUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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8 Y4 i2 ?' }4 @- w; H2 b'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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( A5 M9 J6 F9 @9 Z1 D' ]The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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" ]& p: _/ ^8 N# q; Q, i7 L. Z2 ^'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

; z6 U. s8 j1 q1 _5 @  @2 KLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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2 C1 l7 o) _: _/ [; C% r* bThe mother is surprised and  asks,
( I- J6 A/ w- u1 g$ `'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
& f) ~, @: Y# ^9 t! R% S/ U'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
1 t. p5 B; S8 e& U+ m9 C'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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) x4 \6 V. @/ p. T' k$ t'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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  p; I4 }& x( W* A( C'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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1 f4 ]  u) X5 a1 U- |3 [  D' nIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller