Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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  l! s6 p9 d: S( H0 ?3 _1 w! xDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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/ P! x6 ?% s, A6 _( C/ O; N'OK',  the little girl says,
. h/ O) n: i7 t  j; l4 C'How much do you  weigh?'
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. c% c, M2 B* k  \5 @8 C'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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! L" f. i7 U1 ~; m* u3 s4 y1 m$ mThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

$ U- u9 {0 c! O8 \) L  G' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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& X8 w8 S. ?' m: v/ ~The mother is surprised and  asks,
: K1 g. q. W8 s'How did you find that out?
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- o6 U/ X' h( U4 |" D( m'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
. s2 H8 v" }( k'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
. D* L* a$ N9 u, A; M'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

! E! T2 Y& a4 ~2 D: C4 y. m& n. y'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller