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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 1 k# U8 \8 s$ Y' w; Y& Q" L# K. g! v
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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: ~  z) P! m* y5 H  C  M; KA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. . n5 T1 A/ X$ |8 g$ _

7 }% I/ |( I# h- H& P" E0 j' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' % c2 A' e0 V2 N4 r# I; T" ?

" y9 w) }0 Q$ C5 y2 w( S. k8 e'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied. 7 h% f6 ?4 ^8 D
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says, : ^" \4 X1 o+ D9 V0 f
'How much do you  weigh?' 9 _; ~8 p+ B" R4 Y0 `& _
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
/ F! E% |5 x: o/ C% j4 }4 ['those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' & ^. H( m; s& L. _

. E- E: l1 [6 l+ zUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% q6 n, |( U3 T8 ~3 dThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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% {3 c, p2 Q) a' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend, 8 ~2 C$ [8 b' l2 f5 ]1 f. H: K& D
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
+ f& z; x* L) d' Y2 vIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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8 @3 T9 `. r3 r1 HLater that night the little girl  says to her mother, ! [% w4 k$ F5 P. J! g# d
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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! F" ?$ u- _9 wThe mother is surprised and  asks,
: h. l' ^- V/ a4 w( z'How did you find that out? - q; I5 V' r  h( v# z% x+ \
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  8 \2 ~$ ~. c& J1 L4 D

2 U4 C  }( {# f; [$ l' ^( fThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
& V7 G+ h$ q- L1 U, x! _'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' 9 ]. D3 s; y8 Y4 v7 {1 w
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
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, b; d0 R3 j( G2 D% G! r'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today) X/ J: R! a( }
give them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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