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/ B& V5 n) c7 `$ s( |% nDriver's License - too cute not to forward2 L3 [ ?$ ?" M* z
! G; ~! `4 X) G0 N2 Q5 zA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
N K7 N/ I: O% K1 x. k'It's not polite.'
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" V/ q, d% \# ^" h8 n d9 e+ r'OK', the little girl says,
; z9 o$ L/ e3 {" ]& Y9 a4 z) [( [% G'How much do you weigh?'
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$ I- c2 q2 K2 n: a8 d'Now really,' the mother says,
/ Q+ ~% X: |( v* Q. ?3 V" }* V# ['those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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" U& m. u. p' D @1 ?3 sThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 2 M& W2 B6 ^$ ^: A. y
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. + A F5 L0 Z( z( H% Q5 b8 [
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'Well,' says the friend,
e. Q* ^% f" |) J* z$ L. e'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
3 j2 L; P, G! y5 @4 [- F, fIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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) b) L' A3 z9 _4 h# \ {Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
. E: F" O0 |+ ?5 |% d& v'I know how old you are. You are 32.' , k8 N+ G2 x+ i/ R4 [' {/ [: v
& e1 |& ~. c$ }# vThe mother is surprised and asks, 6 k& ^! O3 r4 o4 F3 O& u) s
'How did you find that out?
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% `- X+ G H, l9 |2 r J0 R'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 1 A( p; Y/ s/ g
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
# h0 ]: j( |5 N. q) B'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' + P" P/ s# Y: `! |6 E3 M
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 3 W7 t; j! Q. }1 {2 r
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' ) t+ y6 v& t/ ^
( R! o: u' k- R9 R; b0 q'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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: k( Z; _/ ~8 I! s% k'Because you got an F in sex.'$ x) X& M8 p# ~ E: T: R
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