Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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/ B& V5 n) c7 `$ s( |% nDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

! G; ~! `4 X) G0 N2 Q5 zA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
  N  K7 N/ I: O% K1 x. k'It's not polite.'
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" V/ q, d% \# ^" h8 n  d9 e+ r'OK',  the little girl says,
; z9 o$ L/ e3 {" ]& Y9 a4 z) [( [% G'How much do you  weigh?'
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$ I- c2 q2 K2 n: a8 d'Now really,' the mother says,  
/ Q+ ~% X: |( v* Q. ?3 V" }* V# ['those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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" U& m. u. p' D  @1 ?3 sThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
  e. Q* ^% f" |) J* z$ L. e'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
3 j2 L; P, G! y5 @4 [- F, fIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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) b) L' A3 z9 _4 h# \  {Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
. E: F" O0 |+ ?5 |% d& v'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

& e1 |& ~. c$ }# vThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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% `- X+ G  H, l9 |2 r  J0 R'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
# h0 ]: j( |5 N. q) B'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

( R! o: u' k- R9 R; b0 q'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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: k( Z; _/ ~8 I! s% k'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller