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Driver's License - too cute not to forward# J2 V, V4 a" q
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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7 x X0 U& P4 n2 A9 |' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. . F7 ^9 P7 ?& a2 i
'It's not polite.' ' J! k' _- d" d E, f# r
& I" h4 i$ o7 P& }2 _1 `'OK', the little girl says,
7 I A6 x9 x9 c$ L5 _+ F( v6 u0 J'How much do you weigh?'
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) a; m4 J4 ^* ]'Now really,' the mother says, 4 P. x# {# z, X) }, e3 N) j. g
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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5 s" n+ O5 r) i& a# hUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' : Q2 ]* F$ I. E; @9 o
9 A! b9 d q! N2 R! p$ V'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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j& k% \6 _. Q2 ]+ ?6 V' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. " z/ @0 I4 I O# x" ]4 X
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'Well,' says the friend, 3 n; }* M+ l! |- Q
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
& {3 O5 E! Z, Q# A+ Q+ CIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
, w" m8 y% W% r, `/ Y'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 5 F* Y- J# O3 p0 k
a9 |5 J2 ?, F3 BThe mother is surprised and asks,
: M. o3 K& c9 r& g( ]5 S' h'How did you find that out? ; Z3 Y% g% Q. M% ~ X
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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" R9 `* o# g7 T, l u' vThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. $ r5 d/ h3 M$ I) K' Q+ T+ I4 c
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' . x7 q4 K+ K# x( c; i
% f: ?' ~7 g1 ^& T9 D'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, ) x7 y) C6 Q% ~6 T& f) ?3 z
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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3 a# k4 c0 G% ^! q) n# D" R'Because you got an F in sex.'/ L! C2 j) |* P6 p4 C3 K2 I
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