Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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: ~  z) P! m* y5 H  C  M; KA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

7 }% I/ |( I# h- H& P" E0 j' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

" y9 w) }0 Q$ C5 y2 w( S. k8 e'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
/ F! E% |5 x: o/ C% j4 }4 ['those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

. E- E: l1 [6 l+ zUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% q6 n, |( U3 T8 ~3 dThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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% {3 c, p2 Q) a' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
+ f& z; x* L) d' Y2 vIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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8 @3 T9 `. r3 r1 HLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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! F" ?$ u- _9 wThe mother is surprised and  asks,
: h. l' ^- V/ a4 w( z'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

2 U4 C  }( {# f; [$ l' ^( fThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
& V7 G+ h$ q- L1 U, x! _'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
3 b' E9 @. z6 d* ?& `'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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, b; d0 R3 j( G2 D% G! r'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller