Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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' Y. Z( w: W$ n9 p; c& `A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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8 a+ p: O) Z4 j% w% ~, i/ x( X' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

3 _3 a* X; M+ p- T$ @1 p2 f9 x'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% P% }1 B3 E) ^0 }0 a; nThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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- I0 Q& J5 ^; R+ g( Y" D' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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; o. P. J1 Z3 H6 j0 S& x, P6 j'Well,' says the friend,
8 z' U/ N. \1 E3 E'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
' g8 \2 y: G+ b5 v2 L: y( ^; _8 AIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
7 g% s7 z2 `  g' Q/ u2 h( n1 r'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

7 T% H9 c6 a( p* r'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
3 j7 B7 X* Q' c$ W, k'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

- W' z% u" }2 W'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller