The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
# J! p8 c5 x- _: {    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
. g/ }1 i; F. C   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
$ {; \$ W: K7 t9 z, K8 H% Z4 K; d    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
1 K& Z4 i5 c( b+ H0 W0 d" r- _   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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4 k- U% F7 [- X1 [, k1 A" N   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

/ V" F. l, q9 y, Y3 b: }( e    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
( h9 ~6 s1 a4 J1 J# }  K# z# t    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
1 _$ A" B% Z- [. @) s; A   I know I got a lot of exercise
' f- N9 d4 f9 {    the last few years,......
7 t3 T5 i: ?" _) G" W1 o    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
7 Z7 _  D& z, T! W" h" w    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
. u, _, @2 J( H) C    I just find a Happy Hour
) B" h. V, Z9 d- F  v   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.