The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
  H; x1 ^" \( A; L   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
) e- S6 l1 v5 s& D: @6 f# I    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
+ \, P, ~6 O) o6 j    by people who annoy me.
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+ P# ]+ S9 ?, t   The only reason I would take up walking
& c6 R! K) _3 n    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
9 S* D3 K2 S7 E* N' r1 ~    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
& N6 x# c) l. p    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
! f. F) R, _. l8 u1 O" P    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
# \5 b7 R, d+ K% u* |0 `   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
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/ r% T8 J# e0 ~, ?, H  h. M    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
0 a) t( E* _8 H6 @  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
& l" z: j/ i" a    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND

; x8 m6 x) C4 o. M3 `( _6 M  I    Every time I start thinking too much
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    I just find a Happy Hour
0 _8 J# o9 {. y   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.