The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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$ U& t! h$ Y+ c; f) N) _: O  J    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
5 f2 `2 D/ P& y" X5 v7 m   I like long walks,
* I1 _, N1 F7 p& o# X$ C    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
( |# `; A; k5 s+ V7 ]3 d7 n   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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; L+ B! C2 I/ i, ]0 p    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
' f6 i  i, c% M, A4 G! @: L    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
0 W! `3 m4 w" M7 e9 Q# ?' d( t* _    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
$ o0 |# y* g, W2 Y8 T; d* {    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
) c8 M& q% N6 t6 E   I do have flabby thighs,
# \) V6 U/ h1 z2 y3 U    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

5 Z' h# L: E6 f    The advantage of exercising every day
4 B- Y+ Q. _% @  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
: @4 |. c) ^2 Y( v* K1 R; m! g1 b    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
) V! P( \6 k+ L    just getting over the hill.
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# ~. x8 ?. M# }7 t  We all get heavier as we get older,
( ]' K% }+ Z( Z/ C; e3 U1 X    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
, E! T: g+ M! m    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
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    I just find a Happy Hour
' o" f% G5 r3 m6 e7 e* O* G   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.