The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
4 n0 M5 R0 K0 b5 R   This enables you at 85 years old
4 l0 s% I1 z" \; r% Z( h$ ?   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
7 @- U. ]* ^# q1 P4 S   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
- U) @/ L  o5 L0 L2 ?5 {    by people who annoy me.
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' S% V4 X* L$ p   The only reason I would take up walking
5 @+ ^6 \( K% h! b$ w    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
( Z6 p( U7 ~2 j4 g# i    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
' V$ }0 ^# R/ h) u   I do have flabby thighs,
: v$ Y* J3 H3 m1 }5 X    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
, b" N" U, O6 @7 P  start with a small country.
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   I know I got a lot of exercise
: b% u2 S6 E# T9 e3 `6 b    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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# C. T2 L) j0 z1 K  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
$ t8 o3 y4 u0 ^9 f' V! ~2 |  S- I0 `) A    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
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+ m& H  k8 Q( G9 {5 l3 c    Every time I start thinking too much
! U% l7 B8 Q0 |( ^     about how I look,
; q1 L; o+ O8 \7 R5 X, C0 n    I just find a Happy Hour
" D. N: O4 j0 _8 \   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.