The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
- w: A, @0 |! J( @4 I   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
( T% s$ n1 ?, y% m   home at $7000 per month.

. K: ]8 C: l( K) l    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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: x' n* Z+ C" @# Y. ~6 V   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
' S$ ~4 r- T0 ~0 P; P% E    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
; V" s" i0 o" r* L. B; @    spent about 400 bucks.
0 ]3 S$ [0 s, Z' x/ A- [( d4 S    Haven't lost a pound.
+ O! Q( g! z/ Q* f6 i0 Q  u    Apparently you have to go there.
  
  ^0 p4 @# [5 W. s+ C   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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- b% x$ U7 m5 w- L   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
" }0 O5 m9 k! \7 T' O/ P  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
9 N4 a  B& I4 N0 M. M    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.