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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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, C+ {& P3 @ b o; E# S9 P7 |He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,7 I: ^; A6 w0 c$ t: @0 d% B* M
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the' c! K- x4 P+ F2 T$ d- d' e; j
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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& R9 d2 z# _' J0 w: P* OLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
5 ?2 h3 o* c# ~" `+ r/ AAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and- F! j& p6 R4 B1 g" `7 ?( s( B# s9 b
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him0 c9 Z$ _; c0 g& H0 F0 Z4 U
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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+ d. F3 U; h6 f3 q& W- E1 u: GAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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4 k. n6 q' C( a/ x'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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