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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,6 y1 N% ?5 P7 u! u5 j: y
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
/ C: n9 A. j* _& k2 rAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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( v; x6 N: Y# b; K5 O4 C. QHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him3 Q9 D- b$ J) G1 U' k
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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6 X" b7 @ F0 l8 o9 D- MAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian./ d& j, p$ W6 n1 B) x! B
5 `, k8 x7 @* w& C1 W, N'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he3 A2 f# P" u5 C/ P7 H( _
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+ l* Z: c) p4 u$ _6 P" l0 K'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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