Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
* P# E$ D0 S  l% ^/ W0 p1 {/ VHere are some examples:   
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8 C, Z2 ]3 `. J, H1 FFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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# E  x# O1 c) o  N4 j) _% r: C2 xPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

6 ~1 N7 Y/ C& e$ q7 G( eThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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# [' }1 S$ \! O6 i4 t- tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
7 G9 Y. `/ R" A1 Q9 l) C6 ATRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
) V9 t" p& q' ]4 A: z  [3 OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
5 M& a8 O2 P! Z# H$ r/ m. CHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.