Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

- p0 B' I; p5 o! OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
1 o. h$ |& P$ q( z- zPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* p0 {. M9 v* x8 |* tSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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: y9 i# U2 F$ e* G( f$ E" AFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
1 L5 v0 O$ T. Z2 l- YTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
; G& c: _) ?/ E7 n' f* D, h& Z/ o, D% }HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.