Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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+ Q3 e* r7 ^0 [! ~8 [* Q$ kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ f2 q0 G  J! B4 xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 [8 t' e- h6 t) c" I% oTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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6 o* ~6 F9 Q/ v/ L" CSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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  ]0 V& l6 ?4 O' `TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
8 t4 G' \+ }# j* j8 [6 _THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; v8 @; s, x4 G4 P& Y& cYou are welcome.