Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 R/ i) t  O# u" o% l5 vHere are some examples:   
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0 Q- ~2 M6 C5 S) M1 B$ YFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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. Z$ B) R  J7 a# r" YThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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- J7 T# D  A( k/ Y+ d* J8 r% n) w* z4 }  LTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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( i' x6 R. q- x) T' l& vFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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0 u) J" s6 j% y$ \6 _4 NTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) F  Z$ Q# K! y3 aHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 T& ~8 u1 [& D' v5 gTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.