Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 A+ a9 W( ?+ f9 e# THere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
8 P7 X$ Y  S! R, M) ~; b: P0 b/ MPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 Y) a3 U! u# t* f- iTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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! I' l- b$ ~" G! wFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
/ S( D2 r) G2 I, o$ |" fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
' Z' @# X8 Y3 r+ g, s* ~THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 N- \1 f% a5 Y+ A) d雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

  {; q' j# C# tYou are welcome.