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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 Z- s( ?4 Z" W g8 n- n" l8 QHere are some examples: 1 u2 M3 N% _2 p. C( d" K3 N8 R! g
6 |* {4 c t6 X, D& h% k3 ~) |& C' AFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." `- B1 r3 E: t( N
! B0 W$ N* A" J9 |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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9 `6 M/ L4 J4 \$ iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; Y0 a" F9 u, F: ^+ w
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.. \. [9 `9 g! `6 W |
6 h! m/ t6 B3 R o9 bSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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7 v3 ]4 k A. N& b$ CFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 v, K ]% e0 ^; U
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.9 A" B- E& |& }- V( O
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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! u3 q, X+ i0 qTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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