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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 j3 K$ l8 i, p8 AHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.) w2 Y9 U; E H% w g) Q% Z
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated, B. j( M/ U& A( H7 O" L8 i
: T6 _! N; L0 B2 qHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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/ i& R) k8 k& dHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.. h+ N: u2 L" `; R; x. `
7 E! O2 N" L" X9 j4 N) yTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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