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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ \+ t8 t( i8 }( }% j0 p
Here are some examples:
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0 C9 a1 O8 _$ f+ W5 @/ |4 k+ E4 MFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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+ Q3 e* r7 ^0 [! ~8 [* Q$ kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ f2 q0 G J! B4 xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 [8 t' e- h6 t) c" I% oTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated7 z) ]5 W! S2 j9 N. s. f
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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6 o* ~6 F9 Q/ v/ L" CSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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: y0 T. u/ O* z' ]+ N! NFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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]0 V& l6 ?4 O' `TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom." o0 y$ ^4 B9 t* U8 h) ~) q; p( B# `. `
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.5 L7 N% }3 l* u: T9 M
8 t4 G' \+ }# j* j8 [6 _THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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