Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

1 t& s+ r" {; Z$ wFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
; O7 d9 k' Z( M0 z6 C6 ]PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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# d: N4 p- k* \0 x; xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
/ g+ v8 y0 b$ V2 ~% w+ D! YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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- e+ O# O: ~, Z2 BWEB PAGES:
5 i/ N2 e" Z, S, {Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
2 m. n, Q* a9 b+ }EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 c6 h, ^( t# ^& }/ t+ }; I' cHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

! B9 l% j0 P# x/ sYou are welcome.