Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 x- w1 P$ U" H; \1 e" u  lHere are some examples:   

# \$ K/ ?0 y2 c9 A4 |FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ {- y/ W8 A) [- v9 X8 iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! Q7 a2 `* u2 }' gTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
3 p$ ^0 N" _1 u% B* q9 QSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
; B+ H3 l: o- R4 `$ v# MTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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1 M* j6 W4 M4 C% n" F: _EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
; V4 |" L( L( q8 A7 I6 N雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.