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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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E$ [7 q" V% J. _5 c: q"Mary... Mary...." 2 Z+ W9 T9 F) v# _$ N5 w
7 R. B; a W B! f"Is that you Fred?" ( h! m1 G1 W7 V6 |; B
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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4 B7 r3 P2 V. z"What is it like?" , \# N8 R; P. C- m/ U$ [7 U, w! Y
/ {) Z+ N) b% Z- A5 ^"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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9 v9 q( ^% c3 F8 o1 c1 Q: S"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." " T+ ` ^5 D, Y2 V7 m. z
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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