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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ( J6 k) x( H! H, N& K8 o" H2 u6 N
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"Mary... Mary...." 0 |' {7 e8 i; W* k/ l' v
4 L1 S a3 c( }/ p, X, C7 P! T"Is that you Fred?" ) D* N$ q7 N3 p5 t7 V- M' y* ~# A
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." , j% j: l9 H0 _
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"What is it like?"
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' W% J9 \) }) T6 _' L$ k"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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& s) ?) h8 |, o! G- S' z"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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