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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 6 I2 n# W: y+ D: p& @
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"Is that you Fred?" 0 Y/ Q( L( j3 S3 P+ [
6 d3 \$ @% R4 N9 D2 j# q"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 8 k) X2 q0 [, V! f, a
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"What is it like?" & w# u. b/ V l6 T- C- i. N
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." # _3 X( g$ V$ n) z
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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