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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. # a4 v' J2 b6 u m+ ]
: U, p1 b5 G/ W: e2 }& `% D7 P"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." * c0 F+ k4 X, Z0 O
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"What is it like?" . }/ c0 }1 H* [ J
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ( _9 j* m6 V4 j7 ^- I+ b" {3 f* M
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." # U3 [ X Y) R4 [8 u' r
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