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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." / f) ?) P' `+ E$ D0 q
2 H$ e& N. A, F* t Z$ i0 k8 ?"Is that you Fred?" # Q2 u V' {; d8 \
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 E, K; L z' g1 T5 o' w
$ z# o( N# ?1 f3 @"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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9 A/ Q! l* C/ Y) O- P"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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