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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 9 F$ i7 o- y6 J0 p: c6 s
4 F8 n7 a; a& v& m' `4 a"Mary... Mary...."
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9 Y% }# U, o9 f: _( M" i# y"Is that you Fred?" & a: }) D$ ~1 ^% S/ L6 z( q- k
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 5 N" U$ Y5 z( o
% t( i3 A. [$ f0 c- K"What is it like?" $ G" m0 v- h$ o$ u6 d7 v
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ' q) ]' s/ Y; R
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