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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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! J: I, s2 ]/ }, g6 U9 q"Mary... Mary...." + h( C& q+ b2 _8 ?
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." - ]1 T% F! L- i3 ]0 F8 o
5 x# B( M9 w ~"What is it like?"
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, o; P0 [* k2 i# K m"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ( Y2 P* g6 M& p
* S' Q+ [" }) y8 w! X"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ' p: |) b O7 [; ]* @
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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