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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." ) e9 ^* h& v, O) S. k L
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"Is that you Fred?"
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4 C5 K1 n' J6 h; h* Y# C: j p"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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5 Y% D. Q$ ^7 L/ n' n"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 3 |9 o) p/ c' R& w& S
1 @# f% ?- C$ \"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( {' e _% D, X+ Q7 u% p/ \: X, Z$ g
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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