 鲜花( 9)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 3 v9 f4 t- c# k) h3 j
' A$ g. n J% B d9 C
"Mary... Mary...." + K* P$ C% F( |, T
# i3 M7 \ T9 n' d- u* V
"Is that you Fred?"
0 [2 l% D2 d6 L. S. r. s
- W R5 N! x0 C"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
: ?+ n! |1 h0 A( ?; O3 J) `
' j2 z& ]* N. k"What is it like?" : c/ i" }/ c# ]5 x
! Q9 Y3 s. R+ M' h3 D0 i, @"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " $ D6 f" t! ?1 Q0 M2 ]" _; o
( D2 a. n( Y; r3 [! @1 h0 W, q
"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
2 T" y, M0 h2 V6 O! m; O6 L6 j) v9 a5 o6 B5 C: B- M
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
