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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ! M0 r4 @: D, H# y$ z% P8 q
( s2 J! o! ]2 T4 F( R% p"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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; s9 a' W! L2 V. O% O"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 8 `$ S; u0 o. e5 S q
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"What is it like?" " @. E0 B: d' Z" u4 F- S/ K
' Y8 X! K) {; k( t% `! x# N/ c1 q"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." . c; F8 l! P7 ^( s( T* p, C
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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