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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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& h/ X0 Q, x. O"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 3 X$ q3 u, s8 ]+ b2 S
/ f8 ]( `# N$ k1 q"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 }# d- C: t- t0 C6 s3 U& |
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"What is it like?" - r9 ^ B) B' Y' y# `7 u
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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8 \' O9 x( _% I4 }$ ["Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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