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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom 7 e8 J3 M( g9 E' S' t! N" a
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followed closely by... $ o* {' Q d1 C5 L: B
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The United States of America
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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...5 N6 `7 `) @4 p% \# w
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' M) {7 ?9 v2 q5 s! I! ~, k" dit was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia, `/ Q; m3 ^* \. E) a) @8 [
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+ ?4 {1 B% r! v4 P. M8 Ybut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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A5 ]3 ^. `5 [4 m1 O2 a/ ^" CIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even " X4 w$ f" o! b& Z% _' k* l" Y
holding her hand....% r+ K* w( a- T: H1 n
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+ \3 @& ]+ x! l tWoman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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Madam has Adam in it; . i4 ?3 Z+ r: d- Q; v7 W
7 r, E1 z4 w& y9 @! v9 `: x0 uOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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5 d# Y: j2 F/ d* oEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness/ ~/ d F1 s7 j- B+ {8 S# s2 h
6 V! d2 r5 x4 p$ oMENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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