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Husband of the year
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8 [- c- n# l( |0 dThe honorable
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6 ?* m P9 K( \1 n) z: |7 G- {6 B: f! gThe United Kingdom 1 F$ k. Q2 m8 E3 u; i! T
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" c6 O. Z( f, `5 F% n4 Q9 }" ?followed closely by...
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The United States of America + N" T( \; f; U2 ]) ?0 E; ]3 p& } T
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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. T8 R5 S6 _, L- K; d$ {* tGreece - k' w, k1 }: T0 @- H( s
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... 0 m5 P! K% l4 T, K3 l; w
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.# |; y# b! ~; e$ f
0 y: d. u' b" _* _. \# f# m5 i) RThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ' l& g! l, h4 O4 }: j
holding her hand...." [" Z* k. i7 ^! h2 W4 v j
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Woman has Man in it; 1 x$ k% } \1 f- T
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 6 y2 T) d; _2 e6 [$ t! W
Female has Male in it; 6 h6 [4 y3 c' Q/ Z0 v
She has He in it; ! ]2 ^7 Z7 E- \$ O. H5 V5 X" S
Madam has Adam in it; / B+ Y6 y- O9 a2 o3 E) Q$ o
: ?; f2 R4 f6 G' [( H A9 h+ N* D6 XOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 6 d& ^/ R) K" G9 |& G H3 p
d M: N3 H# d' R nI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal breakdown
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Z* h. I3 M4 _ j# C9 B$ cWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. % ^% t c- A; I
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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