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Husband of the year9 S$ p3 L: M! H2 m
awards
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mention goes to:! z7 x5 k% D- h! X1 l
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# N7 w. ]% w3 ^- Q" fThe United Kingdom . _8 K A- d. N6 q6 X
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followed closely by... 0 j0 F K' W0 y
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The United States of America / p5 {/ m! P4 d* X3 h' ]
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7 Y' p8 ?: J" Z" l- `and then... 9 `" r% r( B0 t2 S0 M
Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...( a# @, ?% B" N- a) u6 V% c
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Greece
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G; {: X7 x( ]8 [it was very very close but the runner up prize ' t2 E8 N K' M3 y1 z; c
( T$ w% D" s& |$ Fwas awarded to.... : F# S; y3 O0 ?7 n1 d. M2 C
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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5 m( B) X3 ~+ C1 bIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.( X/ _' B, ~2 f! q
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even $ i# C! u; q+ e1 a/ D" r) y* g
holding her hand....
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A; X& V$ T4 V2 @" t; t# L' _Woman has Man in it;
& D7 o8 B& K9 }4 rMrs. has Mr. in it;
8 T! N* O& Y8 AFemale has Male in it;
7 H, ]; [# E/ g$ J8 sShe has He in it; 4 W, S$ Q1 a* F4 ^0 h& V# v3 d
Madam has Adam in it; - [8 H% x! \! v( o9 Z
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 1 E$ n5 Y, k3 B5 C& s/ N
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I never looked at it this way before: ; }+ \ c' t! S1 b z- h, k
0 ]/ D% L$ U+ @Ever notice how all of women's problems start with' \9 `( B) F6 z: H4 R
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MEN? : G8 _; _, S5 Q3 y# d( G
: {! K1 j6 B* F# M4 mMENtal illness
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7 A, E, O# T$ W' ?# n. @- b2 |MENstrual cramps
; Z4 H! J5 B/ S' }. M/ uMENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. - O' O- E# F3 i; H9 N; l
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