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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom 3 C/ W ]% [- G; D6 l
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, n5 N9 q; `6 d/ p2 T! K3 Qfollowed closely by...
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The United States of America
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but 3rd Place must go to...* B1 _0 Q q# ?, v9 o. S4 U3 C' C
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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) C. f9 j- H, S/ ~) }1 s/ M. H+ Ybut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ( \% q' {6 ]- p" x2 ~# E
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.! g) K4 u1 W- X0 b S# ^9 s
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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3 e: ]7 Y _' g( C6 RWoman has Man in it;
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# o9 `$ M" N, l1 r" b3 KFemale has Male in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... $ m% C) \0 z% f' ^, I/ k K0 X
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I never looked at it this way before:
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3 z7 j4 @* W( d7 o6 x/ `% ?Ever notice how all of women's problems start with- {8 ~6 |6 T4 \4 q: A+ p: S
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MEN?
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MENstrual cramps
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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