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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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# d8 S9 O- G1 o' {Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
B7 K4 V( I1 e- ^4 X1 d; I/ eTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
$ [3 V- u2 Y2 i( k" ]# qShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,1 f, Z' c! {* t2 e8 F
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.) p* c' D, b g3 f2 q* r
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
: }2 k6 O# b& OWoman after woman stepped up and confessed. A9 ]! L! r0 [. d
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,: L5 T1 H# D6 x( v" h2 Q8 Y/ [
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
e" o2 B- K8 H" _# [% N- {From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
4 q/ F! A! Q/ i6 t- u, S3 TTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
0 o P. e3 @3 yWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
4 R" m! c E* j9 L: I4 }When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
' E C; s' \4 l+ kDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',: R( K; j- _) a1 Q$ z9 h, s
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .7 H5 A8 V' X" ?0 v% ?& {& D0 o
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
" S1 Q. t9 G+ W$ l"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."5 X% S* v1 O- B! i
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,: [/ V* n0 V' K* q
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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