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Tiger s Holiday Poem p( q; X$ L" H* u$ t# @2 e! H
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house5 [$ ^- s5 |/ s1 F
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
7 H! |+ R6 G' W7 Q3 W$ dShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,3 Z. G. H) g' f3 P6 }. u
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
- ^& P4 U2 A% Z( pHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
) t7 M! c% M; v# NWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
9 U1 X0 _" c& [% {! @+ UHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
; g. t' u8 O$ r$ B2 wWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
; Y; m! X3 E; bFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
& j5 X. Q! [' ?; h9 M! DTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.9 S2 E, D% \, k. ]- s% X$ `4 y+ s
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,% z7 Q8 R1 |. W1 i* `8 N
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
* ] [( w; i0 H( J( l7 bDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
+ J, l5 H: f# a( `, I7 LTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .+ B+ O- {" l* Y7 Z. G9 @6 {; c% ]/ Z
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,2 H& \0 f8 T1 }" _3 A0 |( U
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
# Z9 ^4 g4 L5 D3 o1 p0 M+ j* zShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
) m6 J1 w4 i) o8 t4 i' @5 R+ MHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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