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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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% V- P5 C4 l/ N5 _( }Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house$ R) O6 Y0 T9 Z' g$ U
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.; X9 }7 N3 F3 {% A
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
6 }8 _7 ?7 e/ Z4 a# PCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
. W" M l0 ?! a( B/ {He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
/ l9 s$ D1 Y9 C( rWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.. Z) Q* T& @! z
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
7 R" v. v0 O0 ^4 ]1 g( gWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
! g+ ~7 ]7 \* {9 K5 W! E4 R; x$ ~3 pFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
]8 G/ U+ r7 ?+ LTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
% o( S. Q. t) D7 ^5 LWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,+ ~/ U1 f- h/ X( U$ L8 B$ ?
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.# H. }2 }4 z7 J/ I" o5 x
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',1 `% i: x. x* W5 t
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
3 U9 Z, m: s1 ]8 K* }And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,2 }+ ? p( k5 a, @2 M
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."+ W' j" I+ q- s$ y
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
& q3 R9 x! _% UHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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