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Tiger s Holiday Poem. |$ r" J3 V9 ^5 d% o g
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house5 u$ l% z$ F- }8 N+ w
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
2 I4 A/ v( t* P* M/ x0 p+ qShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,3 d: P) S: I6 n2 Q& H/ A, U
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.0 j5 V1 B! ]; F$ N+ t& r
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
9 Z# }2 Y5 h* }9 {0 C8 XWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.* {% E. C- z+ f: c# T' s9 O; J
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
7 Q U! l6 @- C) z! v( q, {With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.1 O! j" k+ @( I% m P& z, c8 p6 _' `7 G3 Y
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
& B: X* ~) F* \% h% |. c1 a8 c0 {: XTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
/ ?$ D9 v1 l$ o+ t U+ K% EWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
6 \* A5 S" F% t* J: U R( ~When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.% I" G; F k5 d
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
* A( o$ k2 u" KTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
: _& C9 j# U0 BAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,5 g1 J- f" b, k% B O9 _8 Y
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.". o! W( p/ Z, q5 ]
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,+ S8 q C7 ^" ]4 |5 @
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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