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Tiger s Holiday Poem6 @: r! k+ w/ F; w7 k! k. r6 ^
3 b. v8 x2 x9 R" Z' \2 U9 RTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house, d0 o/ q, L* P3 ^( v2 w# ^
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
/ {+ @9 C2 }) p6 U" kShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
/ a4 o% _8 {& d3 ] o( b2 ~Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.2 G1 \; F$ j/ o% r5 x" k' k
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.. O6 F) l2 U# I" z* @' ?
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
. h L2 l" }4 D3 M+ ?* ZHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
4 p9 S# s( n" j4 S& qWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.: Y: P f. K# O
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
* k/ d2 u/ [: E2 `+ t" X) BTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.: B/ j; w9 t* @ L. W; j, q( h
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
! b E: `" S4 \( L! B3 R% g. UWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
% O6 p: g* g h/ W: ^" vDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
- e$ H+ Q4 a G: Z2 z; q" eTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .$ e- W# n. `7 C8 W5 X
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
$ D8 u2 I( N7 N6 T"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
5 V7 E+ Y% f1 HShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,0 |8 ]& y' C/ y# ?+ S
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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