Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

tqbs

有影无踪

虎落平原了，哈哈！

有影无踪

索马里海盗新船长走马上任

张玉

我的天，这是怎么个情况啊??

TerryCheng

Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".

锄大地

哈哈
1 O4 n, }7 j9 E 好，Tiger更加英俊了。

方圆

Tiger s Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
: y8 |. u$ \  q9 j3 q- p. tTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
! M. {# P  b6 wShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
! h9 a& E3 b0 [" c+ k! J# P( o/ MCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
3 L% X3 t& D3 S& |' V7 V2 THe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
. Y- L' A1 W4 x' jHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
* G2 L3 q) H  T" c3 q4 {! [9 GWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
+ B0 z1 P/ g5 [/ U; V3 pWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
5 P# D5 c8 S5 F$ k; a; ?6 jDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
3 H/ c4 b$ d, v0 s6 mTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
+ ?3 R7 z/ a* O; o" L1 D: c3 r"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
, S+ P3 J/ F. ^6 M% T  f$ lHer prenup made Christmas come early this year.

ttyy

有人悲剧了