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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house7 l4 h% d( H/ L9 ]9 X" U. N
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
! N9 V& ~. j" fShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
/ ~% n& [+ r: A* `% qCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
* T: H3 m+ q* f0 j) y" O! qHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.( r! A# B: k$ P# B+ j1 b
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
: x- z' |5 {6 {# j* hHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
3 {- S: @, j" N8 ?$ m. OWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
. G3 f7 m4 M& h% {0 s$ G4 yFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
5 n- Z0 k0 K. \ jTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news./ J& R- q8 H7 [) l
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
, A$ Y! r! f. u2 q3 {When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.3 z4 x& M e$ q3 y. Z- I6 W# J
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
* g a" w2 O' f+ h- G: }Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
/ y7 o0 f1 w, u# A6 bAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,6 [* @2 @5 W3 }+ r, H
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."+ a" A" m0 h6 O* h& Y
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,5 t* D% ~, u6 T, p, S
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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