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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 7 C5 L, o; [* P/ E+ B
0 o: Z! N5 M0 m- K& l( P"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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( z1 Z% z6 A' h6 _"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." 6 E5 [/ K% I9 i
3 l8 a9 O6 N- \9 C4 {/ [6 tThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. & ]1 p4 z1 D& O7 d
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." & M+ L" N J3 j0 E
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"So, what's your problem?" 9 ]: y& X/ x6 l! a
7 T& j, w0 g ]( y" `) N: b, G8 a"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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