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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 5 c4 X, v& S5 ^
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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, U3 W: e+ V. v( y! B"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." $ [* Y* n( V' U8 d2 V) i- Z/ F% u
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. ) N1 E; T/ ]7 F: ]) X9 V& Q9 [1 N
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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: T4 [( b" F5 B1 j9 V"So, what's your problem?"
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2 U4 G* z' |, o2 `/ E2 U"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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