Problem

l8eac

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

% v5 B& f8 h9 j( I  e* B+ m8 }"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
  ?5 p* c& v! z! o1 s; @
, H+ l$ ^8 _, c0 Y, Q"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
( X% d( g8 G1 `* w( i
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

# e; Q. ]3 q- F$ ["It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
4 I! p+ ^9 d$ U8 H8 y! V
"So, what's your problem?"
3 V6 O7 q5 W+ _8 P- F9 X
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

lastman

what a fat lier this guy is