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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." + g9 x# U* |1 [6 `0 Y
: @! e7 N" Y2 ^2 F8 |7 [. o( N"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. / J" x- J2 ~, E- `6 N3 b
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. + z3 M( n; V0 u$ a" X
# w- v* B0 h8 I4 h+ r+ D"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." # S( k; ^" o6 W+ ]
( y, K+ l. W H. p4 B"So, what's your problem?" $ I% D4 l, @/ W; V) K( Z2 R
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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