Problem

l8eac

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

( i# C% P. i4 h+ T  t% A+ `% }"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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: e3 k  c0 ~+ {"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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) O; x8 M5 M, u8 m$ F"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

9 {5 y+ {/ `& k- G2 E! LThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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. l* x& e# j1 c4 f3 p"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

' J% F& Q  y+ B5 W$ R' V"So, what's your problem?"
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3 u, d' Y9 ^8 ?9 y) W"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

lastman

what a fat lier this guy is