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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. ) U# b+ h- V: X( @3 s
. u8 \6 b7 {( G3 ["Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." 3 u% G! W2 S0 y6 K8 d; h
8 o" T6 k+ X! g) O6 ~7 ^"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." \, l. D" D4 B6 {
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. . f1 v2 J. a1 `; ]9 A
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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"So, what's your problem?" . \5 H+ t. _$ B* w$ ^
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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