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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." / \( M4 @( O2 H* M9 u" t
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. & F1 u7 F _: ^# w5 b
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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2 n, C$ p, A1 C) rThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. 7 g0 k7 L- d. I
9 S5 [8 b% ^; {1 Y# f7 {"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." C( z( }4 o) g' d3 h
# M3 q; t% b+ I0 e# C5 m"So, what's your problem?" ' ]9 c# V) n# o
4 o# c2 o7 L% n( a! ~! P"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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