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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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7 d! b0 s3 a# fThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out- V* s2 a) f# M1 K" y4 a0 f- F
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.4 }$ q1 Z1 A" T/ f7 a( Y
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:- z0 ?7 Q* l* E; U/ { r9 E; i
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.... Scroll down ! - v& [( Y0 n2 `; ? p* g+ q& ~
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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