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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
1 ?# H/ `3 T9 S2 Tanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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$ W+ V, r$ g9 `Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
& y& Y- o" b7 yWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download/ ]+ e4 A6 O( N( {& W5 ]
from my hard drive.! R1 m3 T3 g5 R
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:: G. }+ z! i5 O
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$ Q! O/ E! S [$ O+ D4 y, n( V9 X3 | .... Scroll down ! + h. { I# w) C. J" o. C
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You'll love this ! 9 _" B( ^* ?' I: [' x# e) Z7 Q
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