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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"3 J. x  h+ M2 R

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: j8 h7 `3 C0 Y$ c3 m$ r( QThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
- S9 u1 W# ?& f" z- o/ Yanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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9 y2 q! n1 `2 w5 oThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.4 a/ [. r( G9 V! n9 n
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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2 ?: b+ s( o; X( m% p( H+ C! g+ OAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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$ P, c3 h' e7 _( c( onine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:  _$ V+ r+ E" Q, i7 b

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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman ) v8 |, X3 S* N3 }! ]

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0 }; |6 r* o) c8 V/ C9 Xwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
- y6 y2 D2 E4 b1 x0 i+ E" y有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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