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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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' B( n, E/ |8 h( R' e. I1 m( _The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" z+ a+ `, a& W# c7 U( E
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo./ A/ ?) K' a6 \3 N
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.% w W6 o+ c3 j. w5 q
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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You'll love this ! % R; r* P8 R% p* ^# K
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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22
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