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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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8 k, W7 D; H/ `5 ^1 n5 e3 b3 pA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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8 i+ y# o( ^0 m" b, S# M, w5 J4 eThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out9 f; n' O+ ]" {, g0 U2 D
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.1 ] L& [; U# X A
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.' s w9 |5 p% y. v" g1 L4 {: ?/ R
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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# [9 S C/ x9 W2 D5 NAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us; V+ W: p" |$ h% I/ x9 l) K
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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You'll love this !
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