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Wanna share a joke with you guys:5 K7 i$ o7 k" d7 l0 |" k
/ Z& I# z- z3 B5 [A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"1 O4 H( R' O# h5 M+ V1 l6 Y
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
7 H: o: E, p/ Hanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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# C5 D& g' }* p. n0 bThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
' c% A/ g! p1 V6 a8 W) tWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
% J- ^. j; a: B5 _: f. v$ Efrom my hard drive.
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& F0 R- a4 n2 u# \2 G2 q {As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
" M. u0 }8 Y: ?" V3 ]had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,2 L! U8 }5 A; _1 f; k7 }. A3 F
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said: }; g+ f1 x$ V& d& w
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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+ r* @4 Y5 K5 \ A'You have Male!'
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