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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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' G' K3 d0 |. t- a: @- E$ j, P) fA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"- f0 B7 Z& R, p$ B1 V P: d3 q
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* G) E7 ^% y4 BThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out* R! i, C, ^* U! V
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.* ]) \! [- f% @& x3 T0 D2 y
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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1 k& h' B; l6 N$ }As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us! x9 `2 E) ~% Y/ i
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,) m9 P7 i4 e5 u9 e
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! 0 r2 j4 U/ f3 q) \$ \2 z5 n4 V# S( H
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7 {, r" c/ D+ [4 dYou'll love this ! ! g A6 k. d4 {4 L0 { q2 Q' d
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'You have Male!' : E, q% ^! x" v1 o$ I6 V' V3 ^$ |
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