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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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& R* i, g0 E: t0 I. D$ [The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out. U1 ?& l; }# {1 p' V
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.# D7 o: M% u) r; z4 @! |
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" Q' s6 }) d' Q1 t. n, V6 qThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
2 o a: T- z; W" E+ `& bWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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; R" I1 P4 R ^, U' `1 sAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us* U' l/ |: F3 F1 b( V
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
' I; `* C' k- }. t' E5 B2 Jnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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/ e/ ?9 I4 F9 b6 g .... Scroll down !
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! v/ M+ j w& A% N( r% [) i3 ~" SYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22
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