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Wanna share a joke with you guys:0 T9 |5 ^) x! e$ y6 n/ T3 w4 s$ O! h
5 Y2 `9 \' e% c0 ^2 ?, Q* z/ c$ eA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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5 Q( w! z& n2 C" NThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out* G& h9 R5 z$ F( z0 [' ^
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.2 b7 U5 p. w( q9 F9 V
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9 d; G& Y8 i, g0 @0 ?: gThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
) |4 f: Y2 a4 h' v5 qWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download7 |) E2 ]1 n! ^/ J3 w) c
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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9 k; B0 H5 E0 A3 `nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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$ C4 ~! y F! O. v .... Scroll down ! ' q5 M9 c5 U- s! q% U% ?' R
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You'll love this !
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8 x/ j/ a; i" @ \, p'You have Male!' 3 _( K1 A5 o \: L4 v4 @* m
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