A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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; g' ^7 q& `+ g! tHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

  Q9 Z% z3 K- ^( J4 J5 `+ XDear Vincent,
7 e- w% t2 ?3 q( m" fI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
2 `. k& j2 D+ J. v, f6 X" Z$ TLove,
- C5 O, {: o0 sPapa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
: r' l! I- ?& \0 _! kDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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1 @* B- ?+ v% n- T3 W+ XVinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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3 P% o+ h! G! k0 X* t, DThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

% L& I2 [: e, T/ m- L" k# V' ~. ODear Pop,
* Z* z! E6 |3 vGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
" d+ v3 r$ |& ]2 ZLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了