欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
5 g7 j4 s: t. o; R7 S  b- G3 dthe other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  z3 j" k* k: v& zplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

6 j1 R7 K8 ~7 W# \# s/ R6 {8 G% P# ^In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
9 d3 u) w) Y5 ^. P# R0 ythe sivil servants jump with joy.
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) ~. e/ i) E5 @) ?7 I6 uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
' W# f) o- \# J! p; m% P7 Rkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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( ?4 ^- f1 h$ M9 E8 }) l+ g* jThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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' J; E% h$ v& tIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 S" w. S( f: {' e% G1 LGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
4 Z/ ^5 P& j, {ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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: R* t0 A7 j5 n$ x2 iBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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/ k' A  e3 o, {6 b4 @: ^7 w, ^If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! u# ~) x$ w. Fsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
6 S$ F! t! z; R好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  i, m" _7 c* ]+ a' U. F5 B你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
$ B! a6 J& `% S! V; a! M! F' i惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
; O9 B0 L# X' l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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