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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- k: h/ Q% k2 Z0 |7 ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 u0 D( |* V9 ?( o  V
the other possibility.
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; b- w* {" C  t5 {! n/ vAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
/ {' V$ n1 p9 ~( h: {  yspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 W% k) |( [. ?+ V4 G; w- V
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 o5 O6 _) }% J- z. QIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
5 o" n' k0 I3 G6 Y1 Q* `4 ]the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
/ k$ v3 p* i6 F# P' fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., j5 {  Q# m2 ]! Z+ H8 e7 R
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* E1 W0 ~7 m* D' w) F% V. L8 N
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like) g5 U! ^, F5 b" ^
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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; W5 w, S4 f& I, JAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: D& M* F) _, L3 E2 g" F/ F/ [
"z" and "w" with "v".5 m! O" `, x6 G8 Q# u
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  O3 P$ R: }. I' J3 A7 uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 o# o9 T' C% f- p5 q* n3 i! x

9 k# x; u' J' Z; E: \Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) A. f# S' N2 |
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* y6 a; ]: E" k: v" J6 B4 f9 d
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. C9 i7 z0 y" M& r  k9 N: m
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ u3 B2 \& P1 M, `
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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, e- _/ ~  @6 jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( Z8 R" A3 H4 m7 [2 L& c: j

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:' `  }. X: _: _( k) Q, i
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ Q! C$ z$ L4 u) O$ R- V
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). t9 a* a# a! e8 P' Y1 Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
8 @" ?" M7 p6 }3 q1 N这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 s! d/ h% e! R- y5 L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- w  x; l  D8 o: w0 O
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" O0 {" R/ |: k! r& C' Y4 e- I

8 Y1 S, {$ \" b  {) u- _: e焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' z# `4 }2 J9 i7 Y5 w2 K惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& ~0 Y% d6 _; z: s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ o8 h2 m. [$ @. f1 z4 K! P) w路过,让你们看看我的波
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