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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will( R, }1 `0 z% {+ m) q! ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
6 R! f$ l4 n' Z6 [2 ithe other possibility.( x" P" R$ K; d+ T
& q2 t1 x+ B( TAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 ~) ]* M& x$ b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; j* g" n5 E9 x
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 U) U# Q' B) |8 h
" a# L- H0 |: W' ?0 z% _In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ z) a/ h9 @: N2 ]
the sivil servants jump with joy.. h* f) n' a0 Y: h- q2 A
7 m) K! q' `4 uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 O% E, \$ H( T( R
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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! D2 W L& c- R5 N F) I' c7 o8 u+ jThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ e3 a4 [0 `, ]7 z6 H
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 F% g! {5 ?3 R; K" u* Z4 V
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
& D- A7 T1 @# l9 l$ J+ P# Y9 z Ureach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ D( ]' _6 W7 W( h6 w8 m/ f! g7 u
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' t6 B+ y" n. \$ @) ~; b& q9 x
ben a deterent to akurate speling.+ Z* B& e$ W' v6 \* B
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ F- {; r- R: V4 F' C! S# n* n
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 U/ ?0 [1 L+ l% r4 `( l0 V8 p; \9 dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; O2 c8 t) C: |) g. e9 t, f# x
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% I6 Z1 z6 }$ |1 a4 w
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' s/ h( ]' @: E2 S2 L# EUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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