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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 J& v# s& a7 H; O  b( A( ~& v
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was) F. F. t- j; X: t) i. r8 v" R  C: y
the other possibility.+ A. ?) n* K+ k7 F+ U. @
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 r' [' Z# L1 U4 a( J' v1 E7 ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, k3 V; Y% s1 t& D* K. w3 l
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 n" V  ]4 s! N) ~0 g* W
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& r3 e+ |2 _$ n' g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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0 |* f( J; n. l2 F7 RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, H6 R4 m& m9 w. Gtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 f6 ?" r! S: K+ Q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ M  E3 v# ^0 E' n5 e/ o6 [! C0 Lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 A4 A# Y. H3 b" FGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always. Y2 S" B; U& E1 Z4 T& ]
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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6 @) K+ n; q! r6 v- x6 K" tAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
6 k* l( ]2 m- v) ydisgrasful and it should go away.3 |  K( \( C! E8 L& `4 F+ i' P6 s* N
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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6 a1 Z' s5 K7 b1 T9 hDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ b# k9 P2 _' i: O
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.1 A4 {% S: m1 Q- l
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; x4 g! G% V! L2 ]/ f
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. D% v+ `0 W. u) P2 Y5 U
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze: W: M; {7 X1 j6 f0 x2 _9 V" ?+ K! c
forst plas.
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' T" V8 h1 H3 i1 B" X& v- u) _If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:! I4 v3 Y4 U. Z9 E: J0 b- V7 x
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 ~! k% K* ?0 vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:! W) h/ j* e& d! Z" e) |
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* \! [6 G! p  m2 W, w/ m, B

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:' a) }0 |# C" o  O/ {0 A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! I9 ~1 a5 I. Q# a$ X7 ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' u. x- o; g. {& W你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" W! u4 z! O; u' ~+ z5 G

7 e5 a4 |$ M+ x2 z焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 ^: m- u; ?+ k( o
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! e6 v: Z3 a3 b: O惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; s; q! J& z: i2 R  v好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 }5 R2 ?& Z! j% T
路过,让你们看看我的波

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