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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will# [" l9 f0 }6 Z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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# s0 H# g5 D0 q6 h1 kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" s# a% o; X" u! ~' Y. c
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ b7 b4 U2 E% s# U% N7 Y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" U9 V% J# `; Y0 GIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, v  w" B; B$ {9 Q2 d" P6 r8 Z" {
the sivil servants jump with joy.) j7 e  A6 p0 W

8 T4 X  v+ {" PThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* S; `/ Q9 U$ `7 w
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.& i$ R3 k6 f2 _) F' f  m
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7 c+ ~  B9 z9 p% M! T  V9 CThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- w6 [( F. }, @# p* i; Q' G
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  p& h0 t2 q, `7 ]3 X& T
fotograf 20% shorter.
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- H, @& u! u/ D/ MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* m/ K# s) _5 }  z# G% v
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 u4 K. t5 u' Z, D' K* _# u% P4 b0 bGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# ^+ {2 r3 N# t4 x1 }, s/ u0 }
ben a deterent to akurate speling.2 @3 C" b) E. w8 z& t* T
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: q. A  m  g4 Z; Q4 K/ g+ k
disgrasful and it should go away.
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! g/ G6 H% p! w3 m  eBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  F$ r- m! O3 Z6 b. f
"z" and "w" with "v".
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7 C* f5 a4 M  O5 R: KDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  [' Z* D8 ^, M6 [& M# ~; o
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ F3 L# {8 N. q! F
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 ~9 B4 B1 F! ]3 T$ @, ?
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; G/ ^  m1 c( [! SUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( ?; [$ d7 Z+ i) }! F* Q. Q
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+ G4 D2 s1 u" D" H% r3 lIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ J% c# @* T9 Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
* F* }. W" Z" k4 \0 psuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 w9 `% ]+ G" Z. F+ \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:3 G, f( |) @+ Q+ P
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." X: {# l; M# Y1 ~( d
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 h: A) R/ `' S
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:8 H' {, Z. _- m7 ^
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 U0 J9 }. X: L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
) y  J$ t4 X4 ]  O2 u" X% C你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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* x1 P( ^0 A6 V( K0 `2 I8 V% }+ D焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:9 G3 i8 a5 P, u1 f9 C- K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' A6 R' t3 B* |8 f好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 k/ `( y, O$ t6 ]! ]
路过,让你们看看我的波
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