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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: U* i! x- r( e
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* o% G6 z: |( H$ S- l1 o
the other possibility.
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& W4 u% ]: X6 j6 r/ R: `1 KAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English8 r6 f" e: ?: L
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( R# S5 l, f9 n- d; }( ]
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ X# E  }. y, Q! X$ M

) \9 g0 E+ B# p& L6 r( I# rIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
" B) d0 n1 P0 ?konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. }$ S2 v3 [9 `/ }2 G7 s. U! |
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; }6 h0 r- m/ U$ _: a1 f" t0 A' O  d
fotograf 20% shorter.
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- ~3 Y. R3 A3 q/ @: U- H+ yIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to5 c! W! h+ G, L/ L) D  }
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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, C" U( I; p; b- g6 X/ VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) x: _" l4 E* I/ g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 d0 \/ M; g  p- s/ a, S* R% Z1 E

  ]$ ?3 @( Y& Y) v! I2 R8 x/ wAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  D& a. q7 J& s
"z" and "w" with "v".
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* ^' m$ C3 |4 N. R+ a. mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% l$ p6 g# ~6 F% g+ ^0 ]. H
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 h5 x* j- C/ {& S3 p! Tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 V+ D2 k: q5 D
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ o/ l  {: i) {! J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" O2 o5 |- t6 L. E4 Y6 ^8 Psuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# `% R& ^( g0 U. f- {9 rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% m/ q9 D& o5 Y/ L1 \+ ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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8 i3 I7 L5 L2 }! {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 Q/ i% ~6 v' _2 S; P4 }
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 {! O# r: N' d9 a% S# v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ g- ^* V0 e4 X) p- N0 v' S
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ c0 m. k9 \. a* D1 D. K  H: N你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 I6 i, I, L% O4 I
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
1 A  w( I, u% H2 f& n, \: ~惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. U! V0 \$ V. Y$ t2 H$ t好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ n! J9 T' N* Y. t6 a- S7 N
路过,让你们看看我的波

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