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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
* m" p% R: y& |$ j  }be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
* m+ W/ N: x- l3 lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ X0 [: @0 r  F# P2 Z6 ]5 K$ B# a; x
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 J6 i; \" P  {; R$ x8 E4 V6 }0 K

' ?! F* o  H: ?In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  l& w9 x4 U/ @% ]' Q+ j( u, A
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 E' D3 P7 R6 ~konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.  U" ?: G4 H, Q" S. d, G

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 U9 S3 F" d% L& C2 [3 {troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" ], O9 I( k8 z: h/ H5 P2 r& E
fotograf 20% shorter.
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8 J" I4 C) }( o2 LIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 Q4 Y) {  L6 Hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* b' J( f: o9 j  O" t& U* J

! l6 x6 l1 L3 j! k9 y/ g' @" y( rGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
' T6 E1 F  T5 k8 Uben a deterent to akurate speling.4 M9 E0 O8 r7 a  i7 w+ L. j; X

( y8 t( [; l3 V, Z0 u/ eAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
. i# _' w/ p! i! b* udisgrasful and it should go away.8 ^5 X( u# O" r8 N3 d

) O7 y$ s1 B: S8 S' PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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/ `& _0 `$ c, d' j7 J! dDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, {2 U- V- c# ~1 y/ l' Q7 Uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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! T% h# O5 ?4 W  W9 P$ eZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 b/ l9 o4 X0 S6 y) L
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.' ~( m) @1 Z% i& a: ~
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 f7 D9 P6 z: z+ N
forst plas.
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* G; T6 N: P/ ~( G# ?If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:" }( k  Q& E+ V
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 s; f' S: E: Bsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

4 B* U& T8 [/ M! i6 Rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 P! M+ F7 v9 y/ d% Q) l, ?
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# @% r3 L; q1 G
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., v) p3 E! I) I! {

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% Y" u4 k7 \* ?
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! Z# F- f8 F5 m. h! f6 ~. q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, _: A& `* {9 ]  \& W  K
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:% V. @9 g; m! M; K0 x5 G
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" Q2 C( g  p, F# ~
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 \2 l2 v, \( N  m0 z: n- W: d惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 t5 c. S  H. @; a' L" _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ Z9 q6 v5 u2 A# F5 ]
路过,让你们看看我的波

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