埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1898|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" e* l+ p, a" h
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
4 j! A( d) {& c2 Ithe other possibility.
4 g6 l- k! j+ G5 H/ \& {  ?5 Y0 T1 j" E6 ~
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 `6 \) a$ W* |6 v) wspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
; W$ n- [% ~% ]plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
7 R6 O- a1 X6 h, ~* p% T; I/ \% V6 ^1 l! B) C: ?- `" f
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
$ U- a. ^6 j! vthe sivil servants jump with joy.+ `% C& I. g  x' q

- A  C' {4 D0 |The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: p! T- \' x0 h/ E3 K& okonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.# |* O* @0 A' L, V& z; A7 j* Q" v
: u* m0 a0 ~, m* w  w4 e/ m/ J* h
: g2 r, n  H9 I7 ~! R& S; u1 ^* m
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. w/ H& G+ G! |5 L9 ~
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
, W. t- v+ t4 A* B2 r, D- Yfotograf 20% shorter.6 v& Y$ h% n4 F

) p/ r8 N" I% A: m+ {( e' a; y0 \In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
) e. O( i' {4 d7 Q1 H5 qreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.1 J! I" ?) l$ M  n) }1 c* m

: E. N' C1 }' B  EGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 s. O" l! }6 ]/ V, M
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
0 U3 a( y2 H* L% X2 M1 W
: G( o7 i* Y% r1 ^# F! H, w. lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  f* [  e1 D+ C. A: v3 Q0 c: ~disgrasful and it should go away./ y# H" T5 f0 }
/ Z# Q, F7 ?; K+ ^. n, x
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
+ }) q& U. |: q9 Z6 O. r  Q0 k$ d5 T"z" and "w" with "v".- Y/ F; e" E2 ~/ i; ?& f9 n- O/ V

, O9 U. g- P; l+ QDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
! H$ c# y6 l3 L' A$ |" yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
! v* E& D9 [3 F0 k+ q
  k' q5 L5 ]7 |6 \: s. _Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 q( \* P. P# G! zunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 N& T- G& y3 L9 ~( t8 H* Z2 y; G
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 \2 j" ^% f6 D/ L3 G
forst plas.* l5 q' Q( [: K
2 I2 V" Z: C9 l  j2 L5 I
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! T1 v4 O0 U* p; @* P. u$ T还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 P1 W+ z5 E& e1 g0 G2 t; @: k& y9 J+ s
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 Y8 o, J' @/ e% Z0 i6 W7 hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
) J! e) J# U( a
+ A( U  D) }" g; t, C, T2 _[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* M! L  c; ]6 [/ z; Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
4 b/ k& T1 t' ?& o2 S+ J5 s  E( f+ [, T0 f- R; G
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
0 r1 f. x( R: U, o
) q0 G( }+ J0 x* ?

: z9 x4 W. R* S  M' o! g               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 l6 x  y9 V+ q7 e3 F
/ ^0 ^, ^8 P5 w! ?; P6 {
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 ?5 d" c( Q/ o2 J7 g$ @) x1 P/ j' O
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" D4 A+ P* i: m/ ~4 M+ ]2 W& |3 z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
+ }; c5 \+ w0 H$ e# }" Y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 m  B9 C& f) ]5 A# Q$ x
你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: K# @! Y% `* G4 H& X

* R$ Q/ v! a1 O4 F/ W' ~  Q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: O8 e% Q1 o8 u1 m7 c, c9 g; ^

# y4 z; y3 W* c
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 X( C  u7 t* B2 W
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. x! j$ L3 K2 X3 @好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ g% j6 N* x3 i$ h8 Q# ^8 [2 l2 y路过,让你们看看我的波
# x& |+ }2 P4 ^
谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-5-3 12:50 , Processed in 0.158738 second(s), 22 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表