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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
& X8 i/ R9 i( W/ W  }$ ~2 Fbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
  ?5 U, k' b6 Pthe other possibility.2 [: R0 y4 |8 x" Z7 w' q- X

4 u6 ?5 L: I2 s3 gAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- v7 T% s( Y! x& M  p3 @
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ `9 d4 o1 n1 Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& h4 j/ T0 K0 o! M( m) a

0 X. Q$ K/ z7 \In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) }$ C) M6 M( W# Z+ p3 C
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 X" a% {. w  J5 i; @# W+ T
fotograf 20% shorter.6 [: |+ x; X+ T: b! Q6 y6 [: Z

: N- ?7 z! @0 B/ R5 ?In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# E5 j! o5 I! Y& y' T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.3 S- g! y7 U- M) y% M) ]

) k- ~3 m/ N( H3 b6 V- [  fGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' D+ ~# f, L7 N  b: K# G) d
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ K7 ]: L9 o4 m6 }
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is" h4 u4 Z% t" f. F4 _3 ^
disgrasful and it should go away.
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% U5 u2 o9 J  b4 G% i# tBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 F' \* ]. L3 u! o# Uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 {' a& I. o' t
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
$ b4 K- g% ~3 t( Hunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
* O8 Y4 a5 s1 f" {: a: Y( P; \Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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) T7 I+ N& f8 |2 AIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* Q* g1 l. R7 y
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 E! e' k+ P% U3 l# R! u* d& {
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) l) L2 ^0 ]$ D$ G- @, ~& R+ Q& m2 u0 adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- E# D! \/ h! I
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! F; E( t7 e, z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& g& d2 O" B0 s6 F( q5 y7 F3 g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; }6 J- J9 P4 I. n( Y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:% h' n$ w1 M$ a: Z8 q
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!$ f1 a' w  |1 L7 V
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) B; k. f/ U9 P) o! {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 i- l5 N0 Y4 N( ^2 u* y5 c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ I+ s3 B9 K0 G. a. ]; X路过,让你们看看我的波
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