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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will5 b  d, S" v2 ]; \( S+ G' H& c6 k
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% w/ l0 O  O2 c4 K
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! H! O" }7 q4 ]
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% A3 n) I/ \9 G- Q. m$ ~# n2 q; k8 V
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." W5 @" u/ z0 E4 U! P

7 Y' d4 O1 h( A2 {# O" y1 @In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 E- x5 T# e9 T/ Q# M% d  P$ {; N
the sivil servants jump with joy.. m4 f/ w, c% u. y! S" f: @

; [- }7 L) I% v7 `. W2 K* JThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 P/ ~$ \/ |2 i. U
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! S- c- E: T) [- i7 r6 {$ \troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 n% u1 p0 R* V, M5 W
fotograf 20% shorter.
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6 G6 x$ o, K4 b& g4 F+ I9 R& gIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' Y+ o4 c* C2 e9 ^) ~/ k/ m  y7 k4 C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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/ F8 S1 m6 p. i. E( W8 J, U0 ]6 ~3 PGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- c. s* g" H2 Y7 V( h- e6 q
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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- o1 r" q- l: H( |0 c3 }! AAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 D- C4 F( l& e. {$ O7 `( J
disgrasful and it should go away.) w" @' e8 R' C( D
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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. v. d& F0 Y* R3 tDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 S% Q$ u( a" B
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.9 z( N6 ^3 A$ V0 f# t7 D+ a
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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/ n# K, }+ J' o0 `; j! _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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/ ?: s  I  j  U# \4 E' N3 T* rIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
1 T" [9 d& h6 g+ [- V还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 e/ m; x: ?$ T3 f0 Z" K( Qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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, X. @6 g8 b. u[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 a7 q6 p" m& ?& `" @
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 g9 Q/ F7 p* c' `4 U

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ v. g; C' {( Z9 D$ C, D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 N4 M2 h! R, d! m好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ h, V2 O# K7 K) Q# p, U
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ H5 n4 w8 w& r: y; g你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: V- Q/ U/ A3 D& d# i  z  _8 s# c% j
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ ?, C  o( m. r1 ^, F' F0 ]
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" h& I# u6 s' }, F; |9 r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ i' e& O) Q. q路过,让你们看看我的波
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