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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 e7 }& k+ O$ y+ j& O4 U* W& H
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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& Q6 M+ t& p5 W6 A/ lAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 B" @6 z4 I" O
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in: f, \# y1 U6 L
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 {. U( r/ j6 y" M& S( H7 u9 z
the sivil servants jump with joy.# j9 P- z1 s, x9 `  B5 l

9 N8 u, R- w5 d1 u! jThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 Y$ c% ]1 d, o. i2 jkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 W1 o! j" }0 z. d
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the" A- u; l( r+ Y- k6 X" P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 o* k- x/ I# o% K% j' b; t/ ereach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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: J! I0 _5 b* l4 e  q8 Y8 }Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always( a% L* \9 v7 S  C( Z' U: F& ]; f
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 N  `: U9 S# U) R3 u" l( u
disgrasful and it should go away.
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3 c. e0 [" p( B( DBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with1 _1 x. e2 U! i: m- E, ^
"z" and "w" with "v".- o7 t* d& T" L( _) y

% ^! l9 A6 t8 FDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
7 Y& H2 a2 P, I: {after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- F; r! A( H/ r. _* u# s2 W

$ d8 r0 E9 W5 D) D9 \; `  n/ W$ v# U: MZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ U# o* H1 Q% s5 [2 T% h* _
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." ^4 g$ r  U# L+ v3 B" W4 S/ d
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze9 u, B3 N3 k& z  a
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) J3 p1 `* K  o$ P5 ]& s0 CIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ j5 ~! E1 {) w* r4 Z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' p- f7 S. d$ R2 C# y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' W9 p. Y' @# ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: i5 }4 s# T- n6 v3 ^/ `+ o& a
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)5 R7 o9 h% [2 N) R' b( T& G' v- Y
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 h) F! v9 Y3 u7 y; o" q, P9 z* u( f
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 B  M: y) D; [% w4 ]5 _' I好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ R+ `) t) I# r, @5 x, k' p7 U
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: `) T& M6 R' q
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:1 L% h& `" e5 @# U( k
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:2 V; x9 [8 F" z* m1 V
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ `6 K6 H9 e. {% x0 |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  R3 C1 C! |, U7 \  V
路过,让你们看看我的波

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