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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- `! {* v0 V5 L3 L/ X
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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) r. k, W7 S7 V" T: L; q+ ]As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* i# W+ ~5 N( i- D! Q) I' o
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 f8 P: y2 L2 m3 A
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".! k2 J# o- c! u" G; N# |7 A) `
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% m( e+ G$ Q: h5 }/ D6 B  l
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.# C1 m' v4 r- w
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: w% j: i5 g' D% Qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like8 U$ w2 `/ x" d, L7 A! _9 W% d
fotograf 20% shorter.
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" L: i( ]* |2 a1 `/ KIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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% p* p6 q# Q. \& wAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
' Z8 Q0 \' s4 zdisgrasful and it should go away.
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9 V% w9 R) o& i. Y" LBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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, O* Z4 i6 Z+ |& I6 {During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- V4 S( u( R/ `* y# _" }1 j! Hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.( H5 ~. f5 ?1 @" _# Q

8 x$ M8 |8 C6 g0 {. `1 O7 kZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 V8 Q4 s) |& J
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: f+ {: f( l9 L6 [7 h) ]0 d
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ K# s. X0 O( N0 v! G4 ~+ j; c还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ B; W9 q8 L- V1 k; d4 Z! r- Asuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ T  |/ G) X" Q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 U8 T' m- g3 k% A: N1 b

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 C4 K* Y" U' S) R4 O这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 \" C4 {. Y5 H2 a
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ x; N" e7 w5 N4 S- V0 L$ Q' L& Q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ G* S" t# l4 ^1 R9 A你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!3 Z" o& Y3 b6 k4 u; z. W

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:9 z$ B4 W6 t: m! G2 n: f5 I# x
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' Q5 K1 D, x5 k' ^/ M' `6 k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 y7 Y6 [; X/ h1 e  {, J路过,让你们看看我的波
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