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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" z5 D1 q* o6 m6 D' w# o$ u6 ^
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
' B9 ^8 p7 B. Q% S$ R4 m( V1 B( xspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, @# @' Y- I* T6 M' _4 K; l- v
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ q$ B  h; Y6 J+ g  H* |/ U7 F
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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7 {, ?# q  A- N; R% a/ a0 G; X  BThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up! R% f- X# }0 }8 j3 f( k, Y/ ]
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.% u) t* G( T8 c+ _
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0 |* v6 T& A1 }- Z, g* DThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 u1 ?# E! F9 O) d( f& w: \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like, n! A' A( V  |- x" g" A; a  p: v5 }
fotograf 20% shorter.
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; U- N7 ~, S- `6 K% t- H4 B2 AIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
) \2 X8 M) p$ M: j7 Mreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.9 \* {* a* |. F% ?! b# Y

4 V7 W' d( V  _  b1 H* z4 tGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always. Y4 U& J$ |* l8 W* X4 j
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. l* U& O* f4 i! a
disgrasful and it should go away.: e0 i' k/ w5 C$ k: s6 x& _! Q
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 _- u8 i0 M0 l
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. _6 @/ t2 B4 m' L
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
, X( w1 V  H; u0 R& o5 Bunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( x) |; y% g" m9 AUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 _0 V  O( _5 }- _  `% q. ]2 _
forst plas.
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7 \; {7 `: l4 ~3 w$ E. _# hIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 y6 n2 P& ?( k% }  ~还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 k" s+ @4 M. V+ ~) f! q8 Ksuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ k! N! L$ G# |. O$ c# gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 W; R9 m3 O: S- J% k0 S% l6 v
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ e) _  I& ^. f' Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* F5 |# X0 f( F+ m9 U. F- b
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 e; p- O! P% i3 d4 y# m. |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 t9 c. K% W0 {6 `, d
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 T" |  l$ p* w1 g
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. y; Q! Q. p# @2 z7 }
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ k; `  g! {$ w, O0 k" b7 F/ P# Q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ m) Y# Y9 ?$ A* Z( N+ `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) K7 s0 W& R* K7 Y% n: T7 O; f
路过,让你们看看我的波

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