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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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) G* a8 N$ r" }# f; W+ |/ u7 M  P% BAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. R- A4 ?5 _( l, C
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in6 D  e- T1 b- y( I8 t
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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/ \* K, t: m0 T5 ]+ a' HIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
. ]; ?0 P* w4 E) p0 ^the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) k! H1 X% x3 t2 rThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
/ c- ]! ~# x( Nkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.. {/ X" y3 H; b8 Q  H! H( E% k

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 \1 a- Z1 ~7 E. ^$ {) p# t/ @
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" f& P) O7 _4 ]: b
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 L; j4 m* \  G. |) i9 q. v( k0 m  Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 B: m# Z4 M3 a" ^$ dben a deterent to akurate speling./ u; l* {% I$ q3 Z8 M4 J

5 y" P$ @; d/ Y4 ~Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) w2 j5 z+ g* F* _) B2 p" F
disgrasful and it should go away.
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: S: J1 |& C2 g2 x# xBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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4 R% A$ w6 y- l4 w/ z5 _5 x1 r( JDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. g. a& @- ]! L& K3 j( a
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.  v" c" S- G- d, T4 [9 H
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 E+ H; Q/ Y) v
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( F6 T# x8 q, A0 ^+ h* N/ AUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! v' D! `0 Y9 _+ }% l还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 j& W" |/ t( O  f
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 T2 m( U- x8 X$ @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) M. k; J2 D) B) P

( t8 I: [% H& D. Y) @[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ o$ F) b2 s! z9 e4 P
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ V, f6 E2 A' R
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 a. y, n% t! |( S* w( f好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( K# P' {0 p+ `6 R3 p你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" t6 d0 K) }9 @$ ^! N2 |$ ^, z2 k
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 m, {* n6 J) B' E% ]
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 s6 l8 h8 L* L1 t6 V+ Y5 Z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 ~# p' l2 W3 L3 J0 C* t. _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ u, K/ T: n) _  t9 @9 v
路过,让你们看看我的波
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