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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 t$ P7 J" o* Y/ b6 [be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
  Z# A' ~0 |& m4 R5 q7 ^3 L" n: Uspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
& z7 ~6 B' E9 [" hplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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. H1 ]; H( @4 A; k6 I) GIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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, d2 q, G4 x" @6 MThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 Z4 w) W, i0 c! I8 Y7 W
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& Z- ]  O7 I7 y9 t9 b! ~) k" ?- M
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like& A. c0 @2 B" }
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ C$ _9 n" r8 U, g3 Q5 ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ W$ }) x2 x( X9 ?

/ r/ f4 M. ?/ o' v+ z: uGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
/ v5 N4 i+ f) I4 z" ^; \% {( ^  w  L. zben a deterent to akurate speling.! y7 G6 [& o5 Y7 y2 F) x  b- K2 S  F

: i  X9 K5 A0 h$ z7 IAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 ]% Y* m5 ^, |5 Q8 M
disgrasful and it should go away.
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$ B5 _) i% g& L) P9 ]$ f) q/ I  TBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& y4 K" O7 z" {# X- G9 _" G1 \
"z" and "w" with "v"./ m! S1 f) i! [% d0 y
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
9 u$ \3 j2 n# o7 h$ t; ]( _. }after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ u/ P8 F" j' F% Q) Z/ P
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 X; d$ [7 k! S) n4 }
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. X: v# B8 O* @
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
2 O9 O7 @/ g; A5 U; Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% c# K; x' ^- ]8 f( w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
2 g6 c& q; Y- b' s/ v/ A( u" kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: G. t5 G- p) a+ f
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). l8 Z' J$ ], d
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ h- ?" j- H' l6 k3 s# o! k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 L- c' |- b' E3 r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 F$ M2 u: F- s/ r9 o' R& n你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!  ~3 i. N: i* x) S" O3 H
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 D: V: [& Q% T* x9 e+ G
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 K6 `" |! ]3 K6 |9 Q9 B: [* q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  h0 S4 W" r  G, Y& ?& ]6 R路过,让你们看看我的波

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