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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will# D6 Z5 Y; d+ F
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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3 A6 H  k" X, |! u* v; R2 [5 W2 RAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, g8 _) X  u+ T3 h  N5 S
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 S& o6 ]5 |6 u  f4 [
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".' W* H# Q+ @$ n# |

; L% \% s+ I3 Q7 x, kIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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6 T8 ~5 y+ {1 l: wThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 i+ r$ Q% b. I( }& akonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& s/ [% I+ o9 a) Y' B) d/ [+ p
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 m6 r4 V; _( ?& S1 _3 g' j
fotograf 20% shorter.- f  M- X, W) x1 P7 |0 ^- {

9 f* W2 B/ \$ n! e" ?, p$ n# ?In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( G: I/ K- ~8 S7 q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  m5 }, b4 u, H/ D' R$ B) q( p
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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' m# g; |9 K$ c# PDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
7 x+ S& F) u  D) T( S& Q9 J3 bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) ~  W  ?2 @  U8 D6 @5 o/ f
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., X* X0 l; a" R" K  Y/ _6 Q% n1 b
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ Z- A6 Q1 Z( [1 [7 |
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 v% q& c- U9 Z7 g( |9 i: _. {% f还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ c' P+ h- h6 t9 W6 m/ O( m
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! k$ n; m" [  R! M9 A* w  Fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ j& w5 f- f# j9 z- _7 E0 m6 x) v[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ l4 h  ^2 |) C$ @9 k* B
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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4 _9 S. R' U" G4 Y0 u1 h[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! c1 i, n; a/ X4 H; ^这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 [; `: ~9 J7 Y0 {9 X, {好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 |" S" z, [7 r' y! T1 `4 S
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( [" `/ I4 C8 p2 G* Q% |2 R* f3 i
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
. V$ n: B0 x( A( v# K惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 D' x0 V* n4 N% h" Z% Y% p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. _' Z$ U' ?- p, Q$ [路过,让你们看看我的波

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