欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
) I7 }/ u+ a/ g6 Obe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
" B; r; z6 E. d3 o; a5 z0 Kthe other possibility.

7 J+ n( V8 u+ D  N, T; eAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

- I2 [0 X+ {$ @' ZIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
1 _4 ]3 U2 }* V. @9 Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
( P  D6 b$ E  N3 e! O9 f1 x7 L. {3 w0 `fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 {+ k$ v7 L$ o8 t+ aGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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7 n, a6 \  M5 s! hAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ y7 x3 w8 k' S4 O) OBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
2 j" L! A9 |- L"z" and "w" with "v".

; f4 l# K; W0 P* U' c6 g0 R+ TDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

8 T) I- V, Y) n' iZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( ~9 \7 U2 q# P- ]1 bUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: I+ Y( d8 g; P! G- t; x" B: EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
/ m9 m. k2 i- t4 R7 k还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! f6 Y, N2 A4 w  hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
* c! U: b1 A/ B! k& l4 X这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
9 m) {- q( {1 {8 z( m$ x0 j- U6 Z5 Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

% H" x# }: L7 @& L" ~焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
9 l: M# J/ J9 y* U. z* q( x0 x/ d惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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