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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
% ~1 @% x. f+ C2 ~: T3 j. u  Q7 ube the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 b2 O  c$ X7 g! C  f
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ h" E: U1 z- I* m+ eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& ?: C9 {/ |# R, B
the sivil servants jump with joy.! g3 Z- H1 m1 Q5 ^0 l7 _4 |
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' E3 U$ H1 m6 e3 U! x' l
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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7 w; h! V# h  F2 ?% n; WThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ ^3 t6 m( x* X
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ b- Z4 n, U. v/ a( f$ ~8 [) b
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
" |4 O# r5 t2 n: Adisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* d$ H6 e. m3 N! }, h6 q7 n( R0 ]
"z" and "w" with "v".
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! C- k# c5 X7 ?9 V" g$ Z# rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 Z0 ^3 A1 X6 E$ @after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 J9 `- G4 ]' m; B) X( h4 ]understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 {% p3 \  _! N  LUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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1 h& x6 `$ K6 B; EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
% ?- `% y% P/ t2 L还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:) u% i, L9 r% S; \; U7 y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% Z' j. A: _1 C9 t+ Y: jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* w9 I/ \5 z4 O
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 y! K4 V* `& Q9 Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 {3 b* K5 @% o3 _, N) ^6 Y, i

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5 h2 a2 g6 ^0 D9 J               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. E! ^3 E% G  y/ N/ A% Y, `1 s
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" Q) M2 |, O' O# _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: _* Q: h/ a. ?$ `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: t! w. a  }5 X$ W3 P你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:' r& Y- O5 T3 S2 ?+ I1 V) N

- S3 m, p0 S5 \: d5 T; ?焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( X* J8 }" @9 _+ v6 O, H1 D7 U
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 }# {8 G4 {7 ^- w+ E. n& |. l
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 I1 d1 X8 |, U+ R$ s6 {; T好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 Q$ |9 ]5 H4 h4 @2 \) B  K8 O
路过,让你们看看我的波

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