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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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# N2 n$ z/ w' g0 z7 OAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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7 |" d* c5 P$ T- pIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. X  I2 u: `2 m' M9 y6 e$ j
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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( {3 S3 E  |$ |) B  C& W0 y1 v3 f. AThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 _$ k7 I) w7 i5 Y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ X5 r8 Q) b8 w' B& j4 w: H
disgrasful and it should go away.% @8 V# i* s* k0 g7 L" A$ C
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- h9 i: f) d7 ~7 C( t+ Lafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! V1 {/ T: h; ]" G
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 q. Y, ]( M( \3 ~8 r" T
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
. o1 h8 M: z; X& p9 IUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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# v% D5 _$ s$ L" ^3 o8 w2 P1 c) BIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# _+ I8 `1 y8 n/ ~' |2 m' ?- J" Z
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 j* b6 ~8 M% v
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
3 r& d% T# E3 I; }0 r* }# p; Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 @. c4 Y1 V3 ]

3 g2 c/ A5 G7 \. j) i5 A[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! x$ C# L& i3 S9 o这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 g/ `+ q+ \% P! t3 U
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 ~' W; u) P1 ~  l) X) b! k
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 W! x8 m( ], E8 C8 V6 Y) d" ~* o
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:% f- p* `# O% a) @# h( D! U. }
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: q7 S! [8 _8 R9 ^' k6 _8 [% E

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: S, V$ X- b- ]惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& e! n/ `) U! f3 Y8 m; J
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 F8 }  z5 C! g5 O" u& i5 T, }路过,让你们看看我的波

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