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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 p7 n# i; X$ I1 V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was, W2 D( Y' b( J9 o/ G' d# F7 {* E
the other possibility.1 J" x- f4 l5 S/ g

- }: V5 h8 u! d5 }As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
, g, q5 w- B9 Jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, ]' P4 q5 g' k  B; I
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 @5 v# |9 `! X6 Y

# R( E+ A6 C  i2 \3 v* ?/ n5 PIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: G; m: }/ `$ O+ `' @2 e3 ?8 H- C) O7 i
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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0 l. }$ s& S+ k  Q5 y6 i8 l6 ^! wThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
  x8 K& a3 Q4 E7 @& Ckonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 T/ x7 v9 X# L# v% hThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 W$ @: t% u" S: j( [troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
" @* ?; d) f& s! D! E. Ifotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to7 T% a( q( f$ ^; Y* O9 @
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& R5 h/ k6 u0 c  e0 j; Z
ben a deterent to akurate speling.+ c/ c* q$ [; g+ o
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 q9 p/ |' P1 ]0 d7 I3 D. V; {$ t
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with+ U% U; O9 u7 d0 G" K" J0 g: ~; F
"z" and "w" with "v".
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' w# L0 ~( b: q8 \During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) A% G  a5 m1 V* Z, o2 ~/ G
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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- h  ?: `  C2 x* D9 hZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ J7 Y. i1 I" X" H; runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ Z% E+ ?  S- i' m/ G$ y1 fUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# z9 \5 B  a% E: Z- A( {* _6 M9 K
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3 O% L$ R5 l/ Q( \# wIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( Z- B$ I2 f5 S- N* @% V7 U
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ P# \  b8 f3 k& lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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2 [8 o3 n% Y6 s* I4 G) z4 C2 z" D1 g9 K[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( U( e, Y, D+ g
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 n8 Y$ K: }$ K; F4 q: E
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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7 U. Y) T6 o% U( k               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
  t" z6 F1 s! b这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 Q8 V5 f5 U! x5 J, t) m! f: u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* a+ @7 E6 q6 \1 _* ]" t/ X
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( j/ X& e. l5 d- {. Z惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 D' \% P4 @% C- d" a' Y" e& @7 k: J* Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& [/ \8 }- t/ a' |: {5 f+ ~8 |
路过,让你们看看我的波

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