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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" j% o$ |2 W# j0 S' I* V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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8 ]/ z1 s# I- ?8 yAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: q( ?7 @4 c3 ]8 c
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 P' B6 j; s4 Q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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, b$ S/ N( N$ `$ W5 xThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% u& ^9 \9 b1 j9 w, z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; p1 \$ d8 O. h
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* R( C, x* n% z" cThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, u  ^, }# a( o' U0 qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ ~* [5 Y% T6 A2 V- E) P
fotograf 20% shorter.) p$ L4 G" {( f. _6 p* N0 h
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 \& Y- V; K( w: yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 [, x  O' b4 l, y3 X$ U7 zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
. Z0 ~. o8 C9 C# s+ ^: Qben a deterent to akurate speling.
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( g' i$ q. A: mAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
% p: K$ C6 m3 H8 v* N' q' I2 Xdisgrasful and it should go away.2 A6 I' B; ~, W' k$ P. F
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with; F- D, |# F% |" |" l$ Q% M
"z" and "w" with "v"., h: U0 }6 d2 P* x) m0 h! }& j
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ w2 h1 w' \, f$ Safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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7 y5 I  V1 [1 `5 g5 l1 e  VZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
% l0 P* g5 @& {& ]understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 C) n6 e. Z7 Q6 y" c: V6 y5 {Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ v+ C/ F5 _- o: X- U4 \还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  D; ~1 F. o/ j/ }" l# n/ I% _6 a* e
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ o1 i' q* f, ?: r$ }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* Y, V2 w* ?4 h! D/ o# T7 w& F7 C

! s5 u$ P) C1 d* K! g[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
- b! s! E$ e- P; J- J/ U$ xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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  z9 @; c+ S  k8 S7 t               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 g, Y. B6 P/ q" k8 f1 F2 A9 H; b, E这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 X% r0 I( f1 [. ~( P4 w# o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ P1 F1 j1 d; d! V
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" U: G+ K- R# |$ g
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 @6 g" ]! j) q2 h  q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 A1 b9 e% ^) S: F/ S
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ M; p0 {4 R7 a* @4 R. A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 p% l) j, j: p3 n: f+ p$ W路过,让你们看看我的波
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