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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
4 X9 K; G0 S" U3 D! @/ ^be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was/ W2 E* c, u) v7 M
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. a: C2 i) _7 Z% y5 p. v/ N, F0 h
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ d* \9 @1 J6 dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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& J" f2 E' `4 H: }There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! W  [2 O+ Q0 ]' t
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ p4 a- [- a7 u' d
fotograf 20% shorter.. s% u# M. h/ [2 P2 D0 q
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 z& m' E' m! Zreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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5 r4 D: J* ?3 O- G* UGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is  j9 W% K  d& n: n' j5 ^
disgrasful and it should go away.  i: F7 `: G! P/ ^: O
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 |8 q' W. M$ m+ V
"z" and "w" with "v".5 e' `( r2 j) `" n& e
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
: x1 G% o  w" Y- Lafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.' A$ a# f5 u6 \. l/ v

. E1 n% |+ \1 @5 lZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 N) f( T' C2 w! m' N4 H' l( Y
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 F7 A) a  h# Q8 lUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze8 L5 s: v  |& @: a- v; R, U0 U
forst plas.
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) O" P4 x3 z9 l( M* t9 e* w+ iIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( \" v- ?! ]. H: ?& |  o$ C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:" Y' Q% j5 e& z& Z& C& S" m
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

8 ^" p+ }  o6 ]( zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  Y) Q" x2 p: M! Y5 L9 z

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# z6 A7 F. D) q' ~7 j- d& P& l8 vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 C5 O1 H1 [, W) h+ x' r  x4 o$ Q* c- I
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 O& n% E1 U- S9 c$ e
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 b- \$ g  J4 m- P% F3 V, |$ H' h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:& U1 ]% t& ~( C
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  V, u' S  F- B; F你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  \3 ]. @# c) b& L  Q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# V  L1 s2 q5 @1 a( @, M# l. l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 C  [) e3 A# D9 b; e1 H路过,让你们看看我的波

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