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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
% `5 I& j) K: Wbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. V( g% S3 ?, S+ B7 i4 v
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1 @5 q( \& Z" wAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English8 A% z, O  R$ S- a4 t5 J7 d9 |  m. s
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 _1 ^. m. e* S# k8 P+ a
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".: ~  `1 `6 p2 @9 [/ D; ?) o! p

' [/ |) b/ U( L8 M% F" tIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
) k' Z% h* o: n) Z  Q5 |* B" cthe sivil servants jump with joy.2 P, a5 J( W# F. C  g) T

, ?9 M9 q) a8 J$ xThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( }; W5 P0 g" {& n2 V3 e
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., P0 Q9 Z5 c% _. l5 N
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/ _! K$ G0 j$ r0 O8 CThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
+ k1 u! Y) @7 Q/ ~' ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 q7 V1 K- }9 Y- d) y* ~7 W
fotograf 20% shorter.
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2 N- d! f  J0 R( j/ tIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) F3 v$ W+ o4 }$ C8 e, P0 B+ Y
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 ^8 L8 y- H' v; pGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 \! [$ a* V# A
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
. ~1 Q9 b$ V6 B0 ~disgrasful and it should go away.* h3 b7 L0 R- F# @

5 v% Y) R" k7 h* D7 ~, nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
6 b  E0 T+ T" Q, S- }% R" `"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 d9 O1 L$ _+ u4 z% v
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
, {5 Z  m) _6 Hunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 e4 s( X# n$ e
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 M, G3 I% S- C- n, i/ M; h还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
) o- d, e! V  _2 osuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 l" z  \( F- ?' R- Z- y8 xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ ^& m. X$ ]- ]7 p
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ d" b6 T3 z2 [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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  V6 r1 A! a9 w5 X[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 s& e2 R: i7 e/ r3 Z4 `这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 j. y% A7 Z8 O- f5 p
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 K! u: ~8 |4 G2 z" V; T
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
- Q, y. c/ y" m( O你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! X, X( d! f+ P' L惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) z4 B2 i7 ^# |; @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 [" h% T7 A0 v% \  T路过,让你们看看我的波
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