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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- b" j. V* A3 u1 o. |3 _
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was, x( A, L8 |6 p$ C5 |( w; H
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! M: |7 R# G0 m5 I( t6 dspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 O5 v4 [$ r( |$ g, }4 r! q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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% y2 Y, L3 G( z  ^( C. ?In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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2 D! N! i% B8 g/ l- `1 DThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; x9 D, V* E# [3 s: @
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: K- x/ o  _) Htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ q. t7 F5 V% Q; Y
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to7 n- n# e4 p& ?2 m& g+ u
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 J# {7 R' F2 `/ x

, `* o$ e: h$ _, e+ IGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always3 T; a3 O$ H2 A( w
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: @' U, \6 e& g
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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" P* K; O5 a5 o8 v# vDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 o! @! L9 s' }5 @: B
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* D0 e+ W0 o* y, w7 y' w

0 q! W0 {% y" q3 _Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu. i2 m; s3 a. |" ~2 Q0 d* U) B
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' k- @  f) L  L' N' |( RUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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$ _( ]5 j8 u- h  x5 G, [! |If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
1 k8 [0 D: D0 u0 I1 a4 e还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 }+ S; B) Q6 h% t& y: q$ @: y- M
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 Z3 |+ l( \* B) b4 [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% E) L- K! v+ e, \: e+ ~2 t9 Z$ v+ }

& p! h0 ?( s, e  C2 R[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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" S  N1 x) |0 P               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)# x. d  M$ o1 z4 d, {6 G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:& U3 U6 e  B& e0 c7 ^
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( s) M+ Y( k1 J  h5 S# V好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:) n+ e( R$ g9 s  {8 e$ t  B1 c1 x8 z
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 |$ H6 d; a& r4 h  k7 d5 Y. D* F
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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$ f& S2 ^) T' Y. t焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& l( p0 \& ?9 y& ?
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ l9 Q* q% _  N! |" W7 P* V
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ l( U8 P8 d, w+ D) V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! X) u8 z' `) {8 L- H路过,让你们看看我的波
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