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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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/ L0 u2 d3 y! [& i; J0 y5 d7 zAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 h! j$ `' L7 m- w$ e% i; T/ K
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: Z4 r: [! Q# H, }2 vplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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9 I* ~! h. ^2 W) x& T5 l0 y0 {% s# A7 QIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# Y/ z: E  S, S% q* T6 y
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' I( x$ A5 U& A6 A* y- N2 h
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
) {0 [" G/ Z  I! E* p5 Areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# g* F% v5 v8 Q7 |

2 g8 p* O5 S( R! J4 NGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  {$ L+ _. v0 {
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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- R! _' Y0 X, e5 ?0 W6 A; ~2 _0 wAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% E, U0 l, T2 @/ T& g# j
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with1 F0 n0 p& Q6 z$ j, q/ ]. y8 z
"z" and "w" with "v".: H- [: q8 u4 _8 ?
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  H4 q8 F' ?2 X  i2 o6 u9 E# ^
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
/ |5 P3 [" ^' H1 M% t  i' G! Uunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.- R/ X; z( E( Q% L
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ v$ w# U, y! @6 e0 H
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7 A; ~% q: `4 q6 p9 ]If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' ?2 p5 ]3 ^* l* \" z# x- A2 ~2 k还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 T& ?2 v' S' E9 W( L7 [7 fsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 E' o  A& d0 C# g8 b6 k4 E2 V

* @5 K0 I  A; T; v4 \6 E& S[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 e- }# V+ D6 o. C9 ^6 ~) Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ @6 J& a) s) J: E  z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 [) M% Z$ m( q0 w这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; ~# x1 t2 k1 L9 r1 N0 r# F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:3 V6 }; Y+ ]3 Z( b7 q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 }( B$ h% C2 n' c7 S5 J你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 v" A) k+ X& j1 d焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 r; n+ W$ ^# z& f& ]2 O

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' c9 c4 Y6 e4 t
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 S. q' w# j8 S) a3 a  X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ [) M7 h. ~8 F, y) Q, u/ D# B+ A0 S路过,让你们看看我的波
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