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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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4 z1 R6 o* ~7 I1 ^0 i- m' qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 @3 J8 L' T( n, B1 e1 kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' T1 I- r; I) h: c8 J& cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 y- I$ i) H; Y, [4 U$ c

0 p! D8 |  O! A8 ?" ^* lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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9 O- t, _% }0 L$ O' S$ UThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
2 B8 F8 ~( M( k- B6 jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like) R/ [0 l& e5 d! P+ z
fotograf 20% shorter.1 f2 Y9 w9 u" `5 m& j
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 @+ m, E7 E' p; X( `
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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2 p! v' ]& F" i4 i# Y' k1 KBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) D# [9 W/ }1 v  R& l4 c) l
"z" and "w" with "v".
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, `% M  T5 [. C$ ?During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ c. z& }  o1 j' r/ qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 ~0 N* T: N! ]1 }; ~  d  ?$ S" wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' E' H$ B* D3 J) n; tUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze) n+ H( J/ j' w( v( Z; ~
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' C3 d, p0 s% N; S
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# H. _1 M/ T3 X3 ]) A5 xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ m3 r% r3 x7 ]( q) I9 rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  H/ h" j) w) b( E" I3 Y! H1 ]& @
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% l5 _, J5 }8 T6 y1 p* ^4 i9 o
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 A3 K6 ^9 }* p% D+ ?) V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 s  v. T/ S4 W4 D: u* D2 Q
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" e( j" b8 e. d6 s/ X

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
" i0 X" e+ x5 X惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 M6 m+ M: v: K8 a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& O6 v: I: A# w6 J' ]. h( G# R. ~
路过,让你们看看我的波

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