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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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7 B3 _5 e; }/ V' g8 @- R* UAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  n9 T* F& d4 O! D* P7 n
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
8 ]: f2 d! L  N7 A2 ?plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 r5 z' |# F; I; a7 d5 [3 @: {
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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/ c" h. v" \  X9 x5 `The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, I. x' {9 t! f9 Okonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 i6 Y8 L/ H$ G' M1 W# ]; x' A# a
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# V! B9 s/ I1 E1 k4 Q" q* LThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 ?5 f, ~, r! `* d9 w
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
' P$ W) R6 g- H& b% d& ffotograf 20% shorter.8 [, q2 x  r& F

$ Q. F0 E9 R2 \1 Z0 AIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 J; B/ t4 ]1 sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* r/ p+ a, n3 _0 c
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! U+ e# B6 W0 h0 O0 V6 _4 B; m
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 ^3 J7 s. [+ `# }, {% h, C# {

" |; z8 d: t+ MAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
- j# B) }. ?+ T# ?" h2 H6 Cdisgrasful and it should go away.& C+ p$ z# S3 H& f! l1 h
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& j  s0 U- i! w% F4 k
"z" and "w" with "v".
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* u6 I3 k- `/ ~% zDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 E' o" |5 v6 i
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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8 n) n# {5 f$ D% L* {. xZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& t- p$ U. y# c6 U2 \# |$ Y' E$ s
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.; ^' ^0 E# ~7 t2 l  T8 k* |8 [
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* r- l* `+ \2 ]* P
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) l* k) h4 D& C4 o# x" q) i+ \1 Q% iIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: ~" b2 h' _& J2 k: {3 P
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  `. u# h, G( a6 D5 |
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, Z& @+ r6 g; E- q: Sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% I0 `# m+ \% f! j  hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& I; j6 ~- P3 }, }, X/ X3 @# P

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ x- i; k& t9 b8 I7 f& y
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 }4 \0 ?; y/ Z. d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
1 H' v9 J0 k) H2 S: L" F- a你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" k# B7 U: H5 m2 {  B
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" E; j$ T; e+ t8 r  ^+ w) k

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:9 \( v, y- o4 f7 V/ z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! [$ b5 P# e& C" G$ t5 ]9 I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; K' _4 p6 B5 m7 l* o
路过,让你们看看我的波

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