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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
3 a+ Q) }2 q" h) O* Gbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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$ @" g, g, Q% P/ B1 ]As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* a" s6 f4 a0 o0 F9 O2 W2 P
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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' s9 h$ T, J% ~7 O* D+ k' S4 \4 [) }In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make$ Q; W$ x! Z5 [
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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% \; P( J6 L" O- O9 F) DThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 ^/ k. T, K( |$ B$ Y2 H- k2 F
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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+ e3 p' i* l( Y$ k! I! i( dThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the5 I3 d  T9 G1 Y/ h* z. t/ [, e$ b
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* e* [9 G! Q1 }3 }
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 e; u8 s  k" t
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always4 M9 X, {2 J! k8 w
ben a deterent to akurate speling." m6 O& J5 E2 d1 E! ^

) ~5 \* u8 e: r( \Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, e8 }: B+ m! O# Z- q% V) |
disgrasful and it should go away.
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) A. ^8 P. }4 z: KBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 G* c4 {: T3 G- [; k+ wafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% t2 c6 v, ~1 l7 [9 }+ I+ o! ?$ h
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# J) w3 p" H( b
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- s9 ?, N2 D' ]
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 A2 B! a) n1 y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 Q+ O  V; l( b8 Csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

: _) ~. z/ s8 p! V, x: X5 Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 i: I' ~2 T8 G5 P

) k% T. k7 e- _6 P[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# o  t  ~8 E% ?5 a* A6 M4 c0 k
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 A, C4 M+ j  w, D. G* D) P0 e[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 p* q4 D) ~% ], ~! y) D2 b7 Y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% _; o# k. ?+ F/ N3 w/ O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 H) _* A8 K0 ?* |9 {+ D
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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8 U; L( v8 V* @焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!9 g0 A- e+ M- c1 x' v

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* ~! Y- D  K6 J; e惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' b+ w" a) Y, ?# e2 Q, _6 \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; J: z* S3 y! V- w1 F; G
路过,让你们看看我的波

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