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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ b" s3 ]. h7 q5 f7 }
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 w" U; k: ~- g
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% |" D0 s2 l8 GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
0 ~' C; ]" e' gspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ a) I8 Q' S9 U1 w& ^3 X7 i. M
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 G# u  }- S0 f0 k9 O

! U) q" `& }2 Y5 W0 `  i* SIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
5 Z$ q4 M! e& o% `% r' hthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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4 {/ E0 n* h3 ?  O! P- |+ L5 mThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  r$ B  w. i1 l* n2 V
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* N; b2 _, P% P6 q% A5 D" h. H6 S
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2 ?+ g' E0 @* y4 T5 X. yThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 O1 E, y+ S. R* _7 k
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: H; c* r' H$ J; V
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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. f. ^1 ~/ E9 j5 vBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( S# e- Q, q- s
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 G" V% B( V; P/ s! @9 Q2 o' safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. C9 y' o7 V4 r, r& X4 [) o
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ I: j+ z9 r* @" {; m
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
! N* r, ^9 M$ Z( y8 o7 @' Y# S4 GUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 R4 W% Q# H& u/ I6 V5 g( |还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 B/ {  j+ W1 d% X6 g" T1 F% F
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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+ a! }% D7 l- S, k[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 N6 a0 ~/ h# }  `9 `$ r5 Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ V( D# e$ W4 j9 K# P5 f
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:" P% M3 ^! ?3 O, D5 K) ~+ ?
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 ?. @) G2 R. }, P$ m
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 o2 a$ P1 ]0 N3 E你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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8 S: l( L! F4 g! B$ e焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: }/ A5 Z5 [; l" Z3 K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  \' {7 {1 Z; J- \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# t. Y+ M7 S9 b
路过,让你们看看我的波

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