埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2521|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will$ Q: m. p; j! o/ @3 R0 f) ]
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was/ t, M' ?* j: Z8 \% W
the other possibility.
' i6 c; t: c/ u7 L! p) Y6 Y* l! [; N" F2 a5 K2 C
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 m  P7 n* e3 ?: q' {) a" {' {3 r
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ M' O( j% h0 f- Y3 ]plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
5 t# V* _/ T& {& r/ h! B) y" e) a0 I, M! q- r( `
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% R% z& h- }, n' E) g" a5 F* ^7 c
the sivil servants jump with joy.
- h2 i6 Z2 h: A) l) |# A) ~& l% Z" A8 s: \( N9 r2 H
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 ?/ D- u3 d% A' p' B  ykonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ }. Q4 e! Z# Z& d/ k
5 t" k: u2 v2 N* m7 c+ h! j

  u1 ~& ]" ^: Z! U; g) x: [3 fThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 ~. m$ V* i- f) A5 A0 `  w0 `1 B! E$ ?troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
, t& i( }3 x; L! R$ efotograf 20% shorter.2 _4 K3 s1 [' h; B* y, h
4 `& S" {" s' u9 f  z1 Y# r
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ R( T$ ?1 a& M! ~+ \9 T! j9 Areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.9 i8 [7 j" D, T2 P

, Y2 O4 L) L7 ^Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* }6 G9 a" p1 |3 U: t0 Z# L7 A
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
  A6 p9 O( @& T  d6 J% ?1 M% o0 N* B9 w4 F) ]. L5 ]5 O2 X6 I
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 L3 c" z0 U9 k" p# \2 z" n" |disgrasful and it should go away.$ ]3 G6 X( N2 N. z! e+ ?8 D" X
7 D& I# z9 S. m% `4 }
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
( Y" m0 W* F4 Y"z" and "w" with "v".. E4 J( e: C- A+ f: F3 u; e

) _0 g7 Y. o- qDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 f% e8 Y' e- X: @3 [. kafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) H- _2 s8 k& |' S  l
+ H( J# L6 n7 `0 e
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 b, p- S% B) M( @: xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 q# O. R2 c" a( f7 M
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
2 K2 I5 C$ q& M6 A4 b2 ]forst plas.7 d, f  {. q( r" J: |3 |
. q4 j5 S# o# ?/ ]
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* W( x; _( Y, G* X' N; R6 [还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 Y* R7 c& v0 v# l+ _
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( n" O; o, O0 ]* W& z4 X" |don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
* C8 j/ v) T. w# ~6 W* Z8 B* B2 l& T; G. f$ E
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ [6 m% E  T/ N/ c
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# O7 B( @$ O. b) {$ ?4 O, s
$ \0 e0 {+ b. B# L0 `4 D5 i7 d
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

9 E& w& D* j" D5 ~% c) Q4 N( `6 ]

) S, U# A+ I: g! ?1 a               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ F0 ]) S) ~% x9 A! P6 R
- K# y9 k7 }( H  u. V# f; L
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; Z  N7 T- G+ D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# K$ D! A# d6 [* b+ C" f好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
3 G7 u/ c0 W* D# a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# W) h9 @! k; D* A
你想到什么了?? ;)
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
7 v8 X. m+ V3 _4 i+ x0 d( E8 R+ P( ?! X" G  y4 B5 B
焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!/ _5 Q' K; e4 Y( Q" ?

* C( M8 V$ C4 W, [9 J* H! [9 i
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ u  l6 [1 S5 {% F2 q% C8 n# B
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 a+ X" G8 s8 z& V7 s2 w; S2 {* n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& z+ {1 T1 H6 C7 F" G路过,让你们看看我的波
- j9 M" u5 f  r5 F" Z
谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-8-5 15:16 , Processed in 0.179216 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表