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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% y$ T7 r! j. t+ H, x2 T6 y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was+ j, z" k4 m. a' d# _1 D
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 \$ @  `) A# {
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 J( Q0 N8 P: m2 H$ }( U
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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* L( y' e. Y* [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 {: h' F$ |: f2 C! Y! b8 }! Y9 G
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 }3 T5 {9 ~5 J8 [" j3 Xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- i/ d+ Q5 q, C$ T- M
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
: Z" ~5 s' q) t0 ]- Xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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: a* B4 R2 O2 z% O+ z4 DGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) A& g2 U; |3 v. B6 g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.& B9 ?- {% s6 b& n5 Z
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 F1 h: y  R* J
disgrasful and it should go away.4 B2 ]  n2 s2 W% ?- I$ b4 ]: W! q* K

- `5 U( D% z4 @% o5 x- D* Q  WBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with# T* l2 ?& W) G( V* U- p
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 q0 i$ o4 |  K2 Yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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% w# v' I& m# i; @Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ t1 _1 c8 @- O0 Z! F3 ~understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 g% |3 w! K8 S2 j; p9 z0 a$ Q- I7 E
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze$ {2 ?2 O6 K2 `, D! b4 w+ h7 B
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  I+ T' \3 |5 f3 I8 VIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ ^5 h% U; f7 R# x% ^还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
, G' u5 v8 D4 y+ xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- K4 f- p# i# d& R7 ~; ^

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  o# p' B, y& i! E5 C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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2 e/ c+ W+ }9 Z0 P: }3 M8 ]' v, n[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ A) H, z1 \: G& Y3 P0 V
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; I( k- L, b! B! Y1 ?这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 ?" h6 A& x* Y2 L+ y& G2 J
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 o. d- p9 n( {7 _- @" v) D  f. @你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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! E: C  L% s3 g, Q9 `) D焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% M. u! S4 A: f3 L3 `$ \2 o+ ~惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- S* e, M2 U1 m; V. s6 v好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- u) P8 _. I5 ?  P7 }
路过,让你们看看我的波

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