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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will# [" l9 f0 }6 Z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
6 W# A3 ~6 D0 E2 g4 @the other possibility.) b* r, I5 l9 W1 G
# s0 H# g5 D0 q6 h1 kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" s# a% o; X" u! ~' Y. c
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ b7 b4 U2 E% s# U% N7 Y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" U9 V% J# `; Y0 GIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, v w" B; B$ {9 Q2 d" P6 r8 Z" {
the sivil servants jump with joy.) j7 e A6 p0 W
8 T4 X v+ {" PThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* S; `/ Q9 U$ `7 w
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.& i$ R3 k6 f2 _) F' f m
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7 c+ ~ B9 z9 p% M! T V9 CThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- w6 [( F. }, @# p* i; Q' G
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like p& h0 t2 q, `7 ]3 X& T
fotograf 20% shorter.
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- H, @& u! u/ D/ MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* m/ K# s) _5 } z# G% v
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 u4 K. t5 u' Z, D' K* _# u% P4 b0 bGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# ^+ {2 r3 N# t4 x1 }, s/ u0 }
ben a deterent to akurate speling.2 @3 C" b) E. w8 z& t* T
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: q. A m g4 Z; Q4 K/ g+ k
disgrasful and it should go away.
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! g/ G6 H% p! w3 m eBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with F$ r- m! O3 Z6 b. f
"z" and "w" with "v".
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7 C* f5 a4 M O5 R: KDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and [' Z* D8 ^, M6 [& M# ~; o
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ F3 L# {8 N. q! F
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 ~9 B4 B1 F! ]3 T$ @, ?
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; G/ ^ m1 c( [! SUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( ?; [$ d7 Z+ i) }! F* Q. Q
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+ G4 D2 s1 u" D" H% r3 lIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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