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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- z2 h/ q2 _# x* A1 a1 M
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was6 x. t2 F$ E! S. s0 I! ^1 D
the other possibility.0 [; \( L# }' N

; b3 V+ D9 w1 m* oAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% U& K9 a9 R& c; Kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 A, h# a; d6 N& }" J2 E5 I# g3 }
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 j% t7 R# I! _4 C+ Y6 t, A( n

2 c& l3 L) v0 u& `# f+ q! wIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 F: H; ^+ J& D- N+ G: c5 w
the sivil servants jump with joy.* K: b! ^! u0 j0 c3 _$ z
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& ~. n  m' T' l
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: B; L# }' M" U

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4 z# G2 b4 I# PThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 q" V( s  j) t* Y6 O. ^8 d
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% z: N3 l1 ^( ~5 P1 j. d, A
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 P7 O! v. d( T! i/ @, v8 T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! q3 z5 D: D) _6 e
ben a deterent to akurate speling.5 |( c0 ~  p1 ~* n( U

6 V/ q8 q( t. {7 Z; YAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 F: K: |# T8 }" l
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 C* F; K; g+ ^" u( k/ T) P
"z" and "w" with "v".
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6 J' L9 f$ I$ {/ K4 X: dDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ N& z& d$ O# Z  ?8 ]0 n8 M5 M. xafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* i, F7 W* M, W2 m
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 W& [6 s- ^+ M2 h; x4 H# w
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ r  ~9 s! A2 A" f0 T* C
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 _* ]6 h( m$ W% N1 K$ W$ I+ s
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 {! k+ l4 t4 l1 s
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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3 O9 e0 Z% j& C7 ~( |[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ V7 {; k! V8 H" Q6 ~* q. T; p
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( Z9 b- ]' ~$ @
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ i& i2 ^! S7 T7 ?) A( ?" z: r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ E' z0 J; @. U$ M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. i  B8 F+ v. _. b
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 r" I- @$ `4 L7 D- r* U% j. H
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 _+ R+ C# O! F) o5 q, s

. i' @3 V, B/ K焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ q# U4 H  `# C3 O5 _% l' M' |
路过,让你们看看我的波
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