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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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: W) j& a6 d1 ], N  b# _. A& s; NIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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9 @3 L4 o, I. F% ], V7 wThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  m! Z" ^6 J# F' ^5 a
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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9 t% [$ p& f7 Z, i' q; z# [2 GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 T1 T) O) Y! D; M  W
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ L# f2 m- K' h% v3 _$ S
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ [$ ^  z/ \& B* r3 m
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 p, U) F  {0 ]( h9 \7 y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- S) w( M: A- {# j* z
disgrasful and it should go away.
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( t" t- Y& G+ m: S' a4 c/ k: fBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with# L. t  F9 y( [5 G" _; {
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and: \) N% ~2 t' G6 h6 e
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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7 }9 s- L( I& T; g  M1 NZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 k0 u5 e/ M/ i; r4 h. Eunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.9 ^5 \4 W1 r4 N
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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2 z; B1 A) N2 x- q- ?' EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: K# C. _1 T* `) H8 ^' I
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( e9 _8 _8 |/ u! k# `7 V
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 M; G, p$ y. V% ~+ I. }  P7 o; Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! J$ O, w& I( ]: g; {0 k

; m) |' o7 }: T0 G[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' j- [+ Y: a0 Z/ A4 w9 @- D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  f' O% e6 y  A3 E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:  U3 j$ [* V6 p
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. @: @* l7 D2 X; v, C/ k$ j
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
# Q5 G! @" g+ i- w6 \% H惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 O* [5 Y8 w0 Q1 U# Q% n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
" P4 \; w  h8 {( F9 f路过,让你们看看我的波

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