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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 V" |  l8 o9 d8 E" U9 p# c
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ l1 W- ]! f2 p# V& m1 b% R
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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' H8 M3 w5 }9 EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 p* r6 _' S' a8 n0 I' E. D1 t
the sivil servants jump with joy.! W  J. x, @9 G& @, r' [4 f  ~
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" V% }. V9 E* g$ D  Y7 b
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ J" ^0 S2 X, R7 N- m9 H
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 [$ A& k3 q2 O4 y0 M" @" K2 M* ]ben a deterent to akurate speling.3 v# e! O- U$ V& L- t$ ]- Q
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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3 c" K5 C1 U4 c5 J# U& j" NBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with+ l- t7 P3 L9 t+ x
"z" and "w" with "v".( i7 N- S; j. h3 g
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" b7 ^  T; K7 r2 Fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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! l, X. v9 v" Z+ rZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ R% F& y6 Z& e0 ~6 X% }! s
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 k. P* J" e; [% ~7 z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% i) @/ M2 w+ M* f- X
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ U% X6 L$ n3 c0 R5 h* `- e0 S
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ A7 s( l3 t! q4 w+ g
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" Y8 s# u3 U/ r+ A- ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# X7 C( u4 n# r6 W
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 V# V; ~) E" x  S: i0 F

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
, ~! k6 m: ]0 r5 N- k% O惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' v, ~" v7 w! N+ H+ l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 l, Y3 E$ H  q
路过,让你们看看我的波
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