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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
+ H0 Y# e6 L. [1 Rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- r, b; b  G2 J- ]. Nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 X& T0 B8 }8 S% z/ C# G( pIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: @" t) f$ X. ], f" U
the sivil servants jump with joy.  v1 A/ ?2 T' ?: [: c- p

, A6 V. Z, p; h5 R. a9 ]  d0 M4 PThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  O! G0 u9 m: Y- e# R
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter." v5 c# M) @/ U# J1 ]/ t; h
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) [7 P- W) z( u; d5 }" Q: K3 KThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# x, t' u' m- }
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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( ?+ Y$ d( [1 C' E7 J; D7 a5 PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always+ l0 `4 {- [7 `; S
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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3 O, z4 A* f( H) Q8 kAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: V4 `+ t( s8 {; u% q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 [9 ^; v) H, U+ K! S% f$ Z# c
"z" and "w" with "v".
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) @+ K9 I6 T' L% }6 l$ }1 ?During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and, A- `/ D4 d8 P
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 K9 _. Q1 T0 N; i5 D
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze) w7 n0 R$ I2 p; c$ ~/ K/ ]$ u& m
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' Y$ }, m+ e6 L7 M. u! h
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 c' }% q$ C; ]1 M
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% s4 s. t8 ^! z2 Q  v' `

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 ^& A! v3 I" N4 b: V+ `# odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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% ]0 A) Q+ P9 L* D[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 O' d# y( Y/ I) |) a, `这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 \+ k4 {# {! ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 y4 t6 J- J. |  r
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  L0 y% s$ B* b0 d你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: \5 i5 _* q. z" Z; E/ X3 s, W惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 V: `' F+ ^9 H
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 Z3 [4 y/ p" p0 T1 B* |# n$ q( D
路过,让你们看看我的波
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