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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, V9 h) {7 h3 gbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 H! ?9 O* [6 a( ~
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% |8 q8 Q/ J3 [2 T2 b! AAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 o5 M; {- D+ L! {6 A. e
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; P2 z& Z; }  P- k- H" Y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 K' j/ U% F/ u9 h' G' ?

# ]! [. Z/ w( u) j( w# yIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
& u" z! c) Y' X- h2 l- Ethe sivil servants jump with joy.
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0 [2 w  }8 k4 f( ~The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. v5 U7 Y5 v" R7 j9 u2 z- ^
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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0 l$ N0 D! d" |& F! G! yThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ k) A1 k) ?3 E1 B4 c; h
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
2 B  y* `4 i7 I! N  \9 Tben a deterent to akurate speling.
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; x" n" s" |& P/ N+ FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
! d3 V; a; \+ V0 H1 \* g$ Vdisgrasful and it should go away.
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2 M, M! _& A+ v: N$ Z' k3 pBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: \+ G0 b9 j/ H' O; q& `, Q
"z" and "w" with "v".) `+ l9 @5 a& @
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 b; T. J- |, T1 C; S9 B
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 A. s* F) s! L2 ^1 H# q* K# W
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 }/ x9 o8 y$ x. R, t/ z* f
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( h# S4 W0 s( A还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:: I: W/ |+ e: g) \. @/ ?* K
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 y  i" K/ J0 ?* \, I

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( q7 f+ e! D3 z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 Q" H: L: e! T% a
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 r5 Q" N: T. \! E
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! e$ P) D7 @  h( T# T: ~' O+ A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 C9 y  z# _+ L  @' m
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
) g3 ]8 ~7 ~% z& w% e你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, E* |% T3 G+ F2 B1 }3 s# e

9 ]& P6 F) x1 J! R8 W) C+ x焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" B- ?- |' s$ Y( W6 n9 |4 M

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ B7 v1 s( ?. o
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 ]; F$ K* A7 b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:* R0 q( B/ e! D( k
路过,让你们看看我的波

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