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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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( d# i2 ?: l9 N2 L* w. QAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 T0 X5 M2 e' b% bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: n5 v" G& |* t* D7 a! x9 Rplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 R- R5 f. o" g# d0 O' C
the sivil servants jump with joy., X7 {4 K  C& A' _+ h8 Y
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ d: Z. V2 L: m. C6 j/ N4 `
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* l3 a" \1 J3 J0 B! H& T7 g  I5 i

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# s2 p1 R$ c( @8 r3 r1 f$ Qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- V' Q* ]" M9 s- C" J; ?
fotograf 20% shorter.
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& j5 y2 S9 ^( G3 m% @! h/ X/ c/ Q3 GIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 r* F2 R9 x9 b& O, Xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& W7 i9 H% z; ~- a" H
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# [( w; c( ]1 E
ben a deterent to akurate speling., K( H. W/ v, U7 Y# p5 x
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
" F( B% c/ ]' Q+ p" s9 I: ydisgrasful and it should go away.
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; {. M+ A! h- w1 F: @/ A% E. nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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, O, w& u$ v& i; G2 f) S5 K7 ~During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and! ?: E) \$ e; J. l/ P+ n: _  g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 H+ L9 B' U5 ]
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 y$ C1 X( f9 r7 \! z
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( u3 }/ e; i1 Z2 }' c5 T8 @* N" F还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. _0 U  |$ J! J+ S+ c& Q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- T& O$ o  X' }" P
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! O0 H4 d9 i$ A1 a2 m; }: cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 W; ]* ?9 G1 m* {! d7 f7 N

" S5 |2 P, ]  w+ f& R[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( M3 C. K/ @9 g0 [
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 ?' @; m4 A0 H: G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ v8 j0 @( ^5 ?8 X# r+ W3 @你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 t! e, Y3 J4 v

5 o- e- V: W/ H$ q* n6 \. }焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ T5 S, q7 l9 s1 x. x
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 t+ l8 Q9 w6 ]) G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  ^0 v( a; a2 x0 ^$ w. q路过,让你们看看我的波

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