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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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  V0 O( e, M9 F2 jAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 Z+ v3 r7 S( g" {7 M2 n
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; ?0 E' o8 X. @9 ?0 [( d5 Z8 I5 Z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
2 I% V4 t4 W7 G" h( ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 B( g. |) N" `) `8 h0 h
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 K- x9 y7 ?& @( f7 y. k2 p- K
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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1 p1 z6 [- ?' y/ j/ V+ [$ [Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 Y* g# |% ]$ o0 P# n3 @. g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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; ~! a6 c, F( J! y1 |! a# l$ q8 ?Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is7 r/ W. L. c' R+ b+ }; [
disgrasful and it should go away.9 w1 o: i$ F8 t( H

2 U' S2 D) `- V/ i' rBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with7 I7 I" ~* @3 O" M$ c
"z" and "w" with "v".& ~' s2 F8 L5 v1 F; r5 b8 l5 u4 ~
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, ~6 u9 z0 r/ b# }$ s# o& uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 m. S9 F; S! c, ~" J1 I2 A

  H1 d1 C" o1 I  c" Q, U/ yZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu' j- ]# o; D% `6 m5 p0 X
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.  Z  K3 o# Z9 m8 x1 x7 t4 O
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# w8 j. @* V' Y/ R' t( A$ a
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  k& U, \- N$ e  b1 E2 BIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 G' ?% b" C$ A6 D8 T, D9 |
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 Q; `! |/ f0 h7 t/ x8 Esuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 G' J6 L8 _8 k  w0 mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 q& V- q0 x3 E" b2 q9 w% P
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, c. f3 t+ |& ^! udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ |, ~2 z$ c( g) c1 Q4 v. v

3 Q4 Z' a$ h7 B( l[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)7 H# l9 T# w* O: }/ S

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- B1 F2 Z' T8 z2 i7 p! ], _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; N* \% A# @1 ~6 Q; M* ], \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:* U% n) D( w4 z4 V) y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; I; }1 v8 V  O( m! R
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' A" Y6 }8 ]/ [) B+ g; I7 e惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 ^' X) [, y! A; E; s$ y4 }/ Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 m: I  C! n- q0 L& o路过,让你们看看我的波

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