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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- h1 ], {" U, F  R1 B$ ?
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; P7 \" X6 O( u
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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7 F( e& P+ }) a" p5 c- UThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- f" e% g: k+ b8 t& Z
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! j) R/ l  q6 W3 E
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; u$ z8 t4 M5 o2 E; \. Q
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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) }2 O# ?' @: C! a) Z" H; fAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 f, D, k+ X5 r
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' E' K3 _: g/ r
"z" and "w" with "v".7 G+ @& q+ j) v4 R. C
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 A3 \9 v+ U, l# Eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 U7 }: p# I( e

; h7 n7 J, C2 O/ T5 aZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# z2 q: u* o. z) K% L4 X) m. w还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 l  G. U, k% f7 h; A6 msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ Z" C9 a( @. K7 q2 R
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' B1 X# b" [, k
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) z( d& }9 Q) f6 g3 a
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: W& k" q6 u9 N* p

7 s* k" V+ V" o3 C. \焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 i/ k( n0 n5 Q' U7 L* F) N% d路过,让你们看看我的波

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