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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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# [) ?  p4 o0 V* ?3 d  T; a1 ZAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
* Q, V9 M9 T+ \1 z4 o' x8 Gspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- S, R- o9 `1 D5 K; v/ w
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 h9 y& D1 V# }( D+ d
the sivil servants jump with joy.( n. {+ i" U# m. f8 O' C! O
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* Y9 ~0 ]5 B/ U4 N# s5 [3 |1 M
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' c% C, ~) D' Q" C+ itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
: b4 }8 b+ H' d1 i7 l6 wfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! r4 B' {1 h7 K; ?5 U/ K
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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, r( a+ k  P3 ~Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 P" Z6 a- Y4 h# k/ N# @  l
ben a deterent to akurate speling./ @" j4 k1 F5 Y/ F5 g

+ h3 l9 F" _) P- V- p. ~' C" tAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% d; ]! {3 ^7 v% \
disgrasful and it should go away.$ J2 J7 I4 w0 }

. B$ U7 I0 c: e1 T  `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 O. j& F& n4 f3 j9 l* W4 z
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl./ o# |7 `! R' H( m  R9 g( G
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 C* V: h# U/ z4 `  R6 k
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 A% V3 ?+ D& s5 f* L+ C- O9 {5 `Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: \& ]" q' U6 x+ F9 {: NIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
1 e. T' g! @1 [+ j还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  m: I, Y/ p- G1 V  Esuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- f! d6 B, ?+ H( v8 T- ^* G1 {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:, [8 O9 S# ?* u; z: Z: w: c/ p# _6 ?8 j
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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  M+ b5 p0 O" S& ~" K! }) D               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# M: v) ?! o0 |) F这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: [: x1 y$ v5 U  @" K0 C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( f* c- T( r9 ]/ b, j8 {6 Z/ @3 U你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  k1 Z6 E" Y' }. e  v

# z' A, ~0 ]: |5 |4 L5 l焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! G8 F1 ^5 ]& p3 P! w6 U2 _惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 t- s8 h% u3 p& c( X( C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: k1 e8 x& |# c' Q! _
路过,让你们看看我的波

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