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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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$ l9 }& i) }5 _' W5 _) m: hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; \- `1 X2 H* i+ Q5 ~% ~spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
3 J% @. u7 D4 L! Q- T3 tplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 {% r3 Q! J, P. t  N. z* x! NIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ ]2 w$ N$ D. h+ K7 G
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. q- V( |1 \& A7 w4 n
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.) r" k( I! C* N& {, y

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( ~" Z# B7 m- C$ RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; T4 x- [* X: t; i5 x/ A; ?( P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ F5 e( G4 q2 p$ q. p0 {/ E+ j6 D
disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ |# ~2 P4 G8 C1 X* P) q+ dBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( }- H& `5 F7 t6 A0 }
"z" and "w" with "v".
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" q4 \6 n7 S  d9 pDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 S/ y( ~" t/ E4 d% t# bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, R, Q$ p( S2 J+ I- e
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.4 v" E/ R% Y5 S7 v& k7 B7 X' o" E
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:& U2 g4 R% }! x+ A. H
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ i: v! e0 R2 @2 g6 Zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- W3 P- W7 m+ H4 e- @
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% W8 w* F* n, J" G4 C$ |don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ v2 d' j6 y1 W$ Z7 Z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)1 G$ ]& ~9 P& I0 v2 k! X7 ?

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. V4 l% \" j6 {# T5 r: B$ a这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) a& l: ~8 X0 _+ l  f9 B1 C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ U8 ]( [2 X& Y3 q: W! v/ e
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: w+ R0 ?  @- L. x0 J你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, c" P* l+ G5 K7 I. x
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# U; G. S2 @9 x& ?

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 S/ ~/ t0 e- a* Q惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! e. e( x9 l7 I: E" ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 |" p/ J0 m3 a路过,让你们看看我的波

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