欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
! _/ p: C5 s2 K% q: Abe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
  W, \! S5 k5 `6 Tthe other possibility.

1 e# U6 ?: ~; g% Q& s# \( u1 Z# w) v; CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* ^2 k% o" d8 r; V) N& ~plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

8 h/ J9 d! H! d5 Q( R- rThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 u9 T, H: u# S8 X5 q* a. Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 x. Z  J$ o8 F* B5 j) W. H# _3 kreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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3 B4 T" i8 u' R6 y' SGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
9 t  |( O1 Z6 U" z% D: _ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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% V$ t5 f4 e8 o' `Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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7 ~5 ?+ d2 l8 J' _! g; i/ G$ Z% KBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ l$ }" }) I. `6 d, n# Gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  i3 H5 i$ m& v2 O6 yUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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4 q; B. l+ s& y! D3 O! C/ FIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, F2 K( a8 k& @& W# e1 |: O2 sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, t+ E7 g, w* w5 K& x- Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 G9 T8 |( W& M- a) @这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
% m. g0 T) }; a, Y/ w9 D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
1 a! ]% m0 r, J8 \( b" A6 \; ^你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

& |! R: N  D' z  v7 {& i, N! _焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
) _( ~; _# M) }0 F" `* d/ P1 }) S2 I惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
' P$ M: ]- j+ d/ g路过，让你们看看我的波

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