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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ h7 W( e# Q+ K5 A2 j) B
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was/ x4 g( j. D! ~# A
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" H2 M* Z8 O0 v0 }8 q4 h2 n
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
; G1 {/ R8 Z% b( ~) |6 B5 M! xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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$ p$ i; d9 l0 U6 j- Z& EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make$ W$ k4 p+ C+ C7 `0 S
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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$ j* E# p9 m; V9 i: X  ]$ L: {The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' P, W+ Q% c$ k+ U  t8 _
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 R' r0 x  a2 }
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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2 {% L. g, T9 k4 YIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 D6 D1 d% s4 n3 H: Xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! K3 a  Q& ^+ zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always% d, y6 h* Q9 r9 E# r. U/ g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ U- g- T8 b$ i. ]8 `% ?

0 w. p" Z7 g& q+ }Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
# L) `6 e0 R3 a) W+ B4 `2 ?disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with; D3 w* ~5 i- X& c8 I
"z" and "w" with "v"./ j+ ^) k2 e# [( ^" M

6 [! [/ O0 o* x7 ]During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 P: X5 @& Z7 w( {# B( Xafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% o+ h6 y& f/ B: ^) `1 F  Q
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
% R4 s1 j5 C# T) Q3 Wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
# P9 V: @/ R- C+ |4 R3 xUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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! }8 x  K- h; PIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 j- j! Z3 m0 i/ u3 I0 ]7 I0 w
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 l4 I. j' X5 q/ |; a7 Q; Psuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- j  D6 f% G" n& S% G
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
2 j4 }, H/ ?. D% H1 w! X4 fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" [) y* I! @3 B! j6 J3 d& f+ N

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 o- t+ a4 i3 l2 ?
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 k3 v; r% W* s' G! m好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ e3 T* f7 ^4 b4 ~% Q* Y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# n5 P- P5 [+ M$ E" s7 W
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 m! {. T" X: ?/ {4 Y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% F! l3 h" \8 n6 B7 S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
" s# v! D& n6 d- Q  N4 ~. u路过,让你们看看我的波
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