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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% L; {: h# G8 p7 {! D
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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2 q# j" e4 u! j8 B! S5 {9 L5 mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" l% t  a' Z0 {/ y- Cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 s  \: ^3 ^; H( Eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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# h" d" q% d9 }- HThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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2 D) S; s. r! r1 o! Z) Z. {5 W5 jThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* z. d) e( c  S! L- d& etroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
( d* x8 X0 {5 ~( [* k8 j; ?fotograf 20% shorter.
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: `/ p6 @4 A9 b% Z6 Q/ B$ S% ^In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 ?; @/ C6 p/ Y8 d- hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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8 X' O2 [+ V  Z8 Z" J; TGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
3 R6 r$ [0 Q! r7 ~5 Y* ]5 p" x, Zben a deterent to akurate speling.3 ^$ |0 n6 a9 p+ d

& n/ D: D* a' q" zAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 ]/ l# f. s$ X+ \disgrasful and it should go away.
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- T( Q- [4 H. i0 T( z; M) SBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) L' p2 e& N/ J) y8 {# p
"z" and "w" with "v"., y  ]" U; K5 ?) P. G
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ ]) p7 \& g- U1 F  w& T  {0 `* f; Uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
: F! X3 L1 @( k- U6 G% ]! funderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* c: I* m! v$ C0 T5 m/ q
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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% O# X7 f5 J! t& ^% o) l% yIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 K4 d& |: d- t, }还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 c2 b8 [, X  F7 I+ V( Tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
+ d, H0 H' _; P' x- s1 K# Xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." v6 N) _/ t/ B+ L: g  M! Z  P1 r0 ~: n
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 y' W+ k# b, B5 o; ?
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% G) _, r) A6 e5 p0 B0 z- n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ E- O& c( V# @" E
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# {) @# k& K7 ]$ c3 h. n

2 H$ e8 K6 `$ u0 G9 U焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# W' L- P: u  k& z8 x6 G
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 _+ F! [8 l# \! y) e1 Z# D惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 n$ F; i( C+ B7 S) d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 q- |2 X6 S9 f0 M. l7 B) Z路过,让你们看看我的波
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