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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ [5 B0 u: o* a# H) d
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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7 A7 K4 [+ ]: q% F# k8 p7 V+ }9 @The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 i  W! o1 |; V$ e7 [
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ A4 S2 h$ I" V* T, _) f
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* Y  n6 l2 H2 |# v8 R$ j4 U% l$ h
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% Q" G) m3 w, s8 U( r( Q/ e5 G
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 p) S; a3 d; \2 V; H* |7 RUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. Y. ?) [$ A) \0 ^+ q
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! V" s7 H+ p) N; p& Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. h6 B' q5 P+ O. z; m
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 A* I; q; J  v) Z% h
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 {& n: P( |8 N9 d1 j. B' X
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' x5 G& e; T3 P; m* V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
1 Z- ]2 R. h0 R" I  `. S你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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9 B4 [) m; Y) K8 f: V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! q9 _& O, L: C7 Y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 @3 f0 v$ `: i/ f$ G+ g
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 J* A" M0 x/ a; z" d好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- J' E. \5 Z5 T9 ~
路过,让你们看看我的波
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