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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ }+ [) w) h# ]: y, E8 L, w
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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5 v& u) L! w/ l- P# R2 P! pAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 {9 k4 r0 u1 Rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* a( [0 Q" ~; p2 @8 Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 _' T" L% @! [/ OIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: D% o& Y% g* S+ l8 [
the sivil servants jump with joy.! F3 a$ t+ y4 L5 [6 V/ f8 w. f

- l: u$ I# Y  [8 NThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
9 _% L- \0 t" ?# p5 _konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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, i  J; ?! o  o  h: WThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. R* ^$ h( T* k( `" y8 P7 utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 y& _9 B6 _- W, R& J
fotograf 20% shorter.
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  K' v- Y) v: s4 w, K% ZIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 `2 ^6 g" A" a8 R; Y# h: T3 lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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/ z; Q# A6 B) Z' o6 W% y) D- x- IGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always+ f2 u1 J, u! k) g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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4 J2 t8 g; \" p1 R* T' }Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ a5 K* i3 b7 H1 xdisgrasful and it should go away.
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6 Z. A! s3 ]( z% rBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
/ u' Z3 W3 |8 y4 A5 S"z" and "w" with "v".3 _, l9 M. H. Z
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 W; o% O1 z( u2 r! {( \8 P
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; W; ]8 x0 T/ `- f

% b  A: E" r/ J/ q6 _Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% n' ?7 Z+ p  @1 r
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.' \2 Y+ P) Z* x( l# n
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
% W+ c8 J: N& b# W/ r" f& @9 b还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 ~  b. G( E. L* z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ x* d" y3 Z9 n+ V

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ C$ ~$ t9 K5 h. a# f" ?9 r& @4 o
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ d$ L8 e) u- S* F7 g& K

2 U4 x. c0 o( d9 L[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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. ^: p* N5 e6 Z  v( E. W               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! E, \, Q# x0 K$ C& s/ @
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ |# }4 I% F# y# a, E: _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! ]* H, R) i$ Y$ h7 \3 d3 h5 E8 L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& Y/ c6 P7 d( a4 {) \9 d  W4 n
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; n# {8 [" k1 B1 t# q! Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  T* e7 R. d" V5 H) A  B惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 ~! A7 o8 I2 @1 s0 x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# Z) v( J6 [9 L. T4 Q. v7 i( }$ }
路过,让你们看看我的波

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