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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 ~. @. j, q; ?( U
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ h6 R3 w# Q( u* {! u3 P8 r
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) }; F3 P* V0 Y5 o
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; j$ b8 ^& p: U
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make) `# }: u7 ?$ [4 T2 @) T
the sivil servants jump with joy.5 Z- {; K) B8 \7 o* b9 T) D
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% @- W! `% p" i$ p! w# f- B
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like8 C5 n1 A% V0 a+ f
fotograf 20% shorter.
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: A( l  R3 O3 q9 D9 `, hIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
# p" i( L$ j$ \8 o& \1 ]reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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# b: q8 q) K1 i1 I9 b) n5 VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is" E9 t" Z* H* n5 `1 J& z
disgrasful and it should go away.
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9 b& c/ k/ Z+ mBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) d. i& a) Y) ]: `: ^
"z" and "w" with "v"., s8 A, t. e9 o- Y9 v% V
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# [. n- U( d" f* P2 n
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ Q4 ?& o0 [' ~/ G5 t6 ?
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 n' r2 u5 \8 X: z- I: t6 b
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 G" q, t# f% c  l; EUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
" M, h2 |4 b+ F5 I$ k' B0 m$ d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' E. l- x( C( X- K2 s- U+ a+ Z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 T% f8 |: O) j# c! N( Q
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' w9 m: j0 o2 C" I3 T0 r+ Fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)% Y5 t" T! @" x0 C5 h) C- B( i! v
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 i, L9 n, l) o* @
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; O$ d. G9 M/ a9 I/ B2 _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 F' c# f# ]& `你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 |4 @' m7 C4 e* i- E
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! _$ J! J1 ]& r& _
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' x, O& y  C- R0 w5 r1 v好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- M6 t8 p- K. Y- K& z
路过,让你们看看我的波

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