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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will$ g: ]. W* B+ J% L3 ~5 J
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was3 }+ \9 Q' S+ O9 B5 V- @( {
the other possibility.
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- X" `* g$ _7 ~/ R$ ?% EAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 n6 d& Z/ r, f0 {8 bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( w9 f( |( r. K  I2 V
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 c3 f/ J: b  F" ]; t1 g) l: Z
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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& Q8 {8 D7 g) y5 e# m& PThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, q1 F9 @) s  i* ]5 {: R* i
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* E; p/ h3 ~& F) `4 T! @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ _3 ~1 C% [. a8 |+ z
fotograf 20% shorter.& y# m1 S- P: y9 i
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 B4 n- Q& n$ ^& L; ^7 k) qreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.7 |! u5 s5 o" }7 U* L/ P
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
8 g, q/ q2 H8 y; iben a deterent to akurate speling.
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- \; k+ b8 e& _& B# ]3 fAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 }+ W! T- p4 Z" J2 L% ?! R
disgrasful and it should go away.) f4 z' Z; y6 M$ v

" ^7 k( e+ ?- w/ B: ]! R9 DBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
& [4 j5 y5 e0 b1 x2 l4 J  w) E"z" and "w" with "v".1 c, X# w: C- k1 k6 i5 M. h8 Q& O

; O% Z0 V4 j, T2 L3 @* ]7 dDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# F3 F- ~) Q6 t
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu! o" R  _2 e+ [1 _4 t1 }
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, l6 y: |6 P+ B1 V5 v1 WUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 S8 K* m8 I8 G6 E6 @6 C
forst plas.
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  ^. k& v4 I  e* `- p$ e+ y3 {) t3 r; fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* B6 r( D( {" A% P; ^
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
: ]/ O4 [4 V/ G+ m5 p" w% Z* I% Esuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! a- ~4 @6 c6 n0 @+ T" {7 q0 ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 p0 \5 j" j, \
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) t# R" c9 h  A6 B

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. ]% v! Q0 K/ D* K               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- L' Z. t: q) Z1 h+ l! |
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 k. t- l, P, c  Q) L
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 i" @3 W8 k# w; f* u5 x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! L6 B+ g, }5 V& T) \* c! l你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. v8 Y  K) @  }1 n& i: i. I/ o" T

8 o& c# P( w: y. \) z4 G- `7 O: S焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' Z- v' I1 H8 u( b9 w
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火, U. k  \7 f4 s7 k
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  n, g, k4 r& ~/ g4 i' W
路过,让你们看看我的波

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