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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- Z& U. f; n6 m) o1 N4 n
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
: Y; T9 X- |$ W" i+ _& \0 d9 m( ethe other possibility.
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9 @) j5 j; k/ h4 L% V9 |4 YAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# ^) d5 {: n! G, o2 V# Ospelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 s1 y- R/ c' w/ h
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." v' |/ n+ c9 @

/ q& \  @1 }) }, jIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
! e0 h* k' R8 _( W" J" ]the sivil servants jump with joy.; j& w- {5 v$ W# X4 a. s% ~

2 U8 N1 y7 P6 u. m" B/ QThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ l7 T  d' M' g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: D5 c; u# D- g, M; p

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( Z, n& t; l* Vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" p$ r1 Q) f; j
fotograf 20% shorter.. C7 r) L& e# y( {% d

( T6 ?1 a( ^9 xIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! t0 q7 R! k: v7 o0 K( f
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& b6 S0 ~, p, N2 G' W* h

$ {! g3 I2 a  i- }( z1 eGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 x# y7 K, ^6 I# t( @3 Z5 j* F
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 V' \5 B8 [- t, e8 vAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
+ L9 Q6 W0 s& v7 ldisgrasful and it should go away.
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2 w4 o) F  E+ j1 JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with7 X5 b6 q+ p$ A: Y
"z" and "w" with "v".* i& h! w5 b( v( z$ W

( K" K4 g# D5 iDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ j) ~1 s3 u. ]+ c- [& H  M3 T: ~after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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7 Y+ K  y0 r" t0 o- U) VZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* y- y3 L" z* ?. L" v6 Wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
. X. _* Y" f5 F# k+ j. LUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* S4 t3 G" N$ a. LIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* P' H7 r( a& {* W/ q! j
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  W4 a" q' j: \4 I' `
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  `/ L5 {+ h& o5 b2 R8 w# x

" V. y& F1 Y0 N  P- h9 [$ P5 f[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 c8 _# `1 n8 y: {+ n% X+ {
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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. F! \2 U: l2 X( I[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ z, L  {+ e/ k2 C# A, v- |
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:/ z" k* Y+ H( I
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ n: \, p5 c  c5 M$ h+ F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' s6 x8 u' S7 f% e) m" ~: s
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:! y4 w4 F5 f& p; k4 h
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 R7 F) T$ B- B1 p0 P- J

9 J. f% v$ I2 N' f; d焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
- P% h8 V) R, z$ c$ ]7 X/ q惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 D  v% K# n; i/ f9 T# n3 C3 y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 j3 a. q7 ]: A+ I$ ~4 E* r
路过,让你们看看我的波

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