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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 w; N7 T0 m7 R7 H! |# p
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 b' Y2 R# a2 _6 h4 K* Y
the other possibility.
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( b' j( L4 r# z, V* I. T4 \As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English' g$ t& K% {3 M; p4 S
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' A" T/ l7 p( @" b& _
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* Q3 f; x1 K- U  f

# s9 ?' u3 k2 D1 k. h$ FIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( Y! N; B  b: {8 _7 s6 H
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
' }6 B% F! y* vkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. z8 A! E# A4 h$ B$ _, \: @
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' D+ Q6 S' e# k- ^# q" |
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' Y( h& e8 @% u% R. R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
5 |/ l/ {( f0 vben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 P1 h; ~" `) [4 s/ rdisgrasful and it should go away.9 N# v' P& s2 ~" Q' X

8 ~! X! e  \+ L4 _5 MBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 f  l2 p$ i: Iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., s( F8 z- K; T" i( a
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, `+ Y- {/ @+ i6 O2 B3 K
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( W, j  Q& ]7 y( i4 WUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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, W, o( X- r# F. k0 f  `If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ f" ]: C7 i5 E1 _; ~还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ H$ T* `2 L) J- Y# y, v7 o
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  ~  [( W6 X* [7 x0 gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( v% |: A5 A- j  B

& {; ^8 B1 a2 N1 K[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 G/ C9 {$ G1 T7 o7 F. S$ |9 k
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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9 n% |3 V9 F& t; t5 g8 m  A[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 l4 O; S5 }9 J4 |
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 n' x' A" B% R/ E) ~. U
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% H: }6 |  z3 q& `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:9 u; U; C5 {0 Q. C' j: K; f
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 ?/ [) L( G( G8 D$ N

9 k5 @% r8 k' ~6 R/ L; X* u焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% o% Q0 g2 m, \/ ]6 T
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 \( I9 z9 ^/ a( r. M- B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 L, l/ M$ F2 f: {& Q. e7 L9 @路过,让你们看看我的波
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