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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" W# G9 u6 H2 d" dIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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/ f1 r7 L! V8 s' bThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) o  x: f# l2 B! E; ?
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) p0 O2 y" [7 I4 \: m
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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( U( t& e! q+ Q6 g$ NGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, E; @8 t" g+ O: |
disgrasful and it should go away.4 K# x) n3 ]$ t$ s' d* S
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! ^" A& E% v$ o5 `3 H, v0 r6 r
"z" and "w" with "v".; Y. b! T- [  w
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 x6 F# h$ ^( X; f9 B
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# E7 s  H) d! Q% T! O

" l* t2 U- I4 N0 \4 k1 uZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 h0 L6 c9 w5 R
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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2 f; }: M- |' b$ Y' XIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
% T' ~( c5 u4 W/ s/ ], P! R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:! }0 k5 h0 J  S1 c
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 r/ T$ i; Z- adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
; o' z2 W; ~# j" o6 S( J3 P! edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) O4 B% k8 I' x' g( R8 H

! d0 e; \; Q, d! `3 F4 f- E[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. i3 B1 V9 T6 p  l+ f6 t
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: `: c3 S6 J4 }8 z1 a
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# T8 X1 @: u$ P0 e8 w1 A; V你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!/ K9 a# N( m" ]/ G- ?

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
5 P* \! y4 i( G. v% G* \" q惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 \3 b! l" [+ v+ H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:5 m6 J( R$ G: P' U
路过,让你们看看我的波
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