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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, M6 |2 J, x" G5 {, I3 h) b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 a: _& y8 ~. n: S, d1 Z! E
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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$ f5 D% a: P; A6 K4 V5 v4 kIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# K: S+ \# g3 J5 s5 A9 y9 D
the sivil servants jump with joy.0 N; X/ U( D8 c, F( D- I* q
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. i2 J, z7 y* t  P5 i
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; c( m0 m9 M5 [) {

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$ N; d/ f% \6 W, Y9 k) iThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ m. N) m5 e, D! s' _
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 N# a! H+ b& Y! `
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! }" H. M) c& [0 d3 h- _+ Y
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." ?" O: y: P7 G2 ]7 `% F
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" S4 O7 C% e6 D( g! h
ben a deterent to akurate speling.7 b; X# t# v: W  k+ w

; A% g& {# M# V7 kAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& m; `3 f+ @  P9 ^
disgrasful and it should go away.9 O$ w" e" l: Q  \9 M5 c
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, [3 {& H: ]- n7 n6 o9 _
"z" and "w" with "v".
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& q1 D2 g5 B7 z, L* A+ w" YDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% e: y7 y9 w8 ~+ J5 n0 u; Y5 p
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 G" C7 }3 A6 J7 ^& V, {8 R0 Yunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, V  H- E" N9 y; P+ HUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* Y) k8 W' g+ A  f% J7 ?
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+ P9 k# v* \$ [; {2 ?5 h) `If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 X- k* j& I* [( I; N* F2 R8 S
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  i1 w% _* W: O. F8 lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# {, L) u- M2 m) E2 R
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* v" q4 P- G$ k+ H. g5 G
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' U* W' U' R6 x

- A5 [" x! p" Z$ G: I9 ][ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): J6 X' o; R; ?# Y/ b9 ^; \$ z- \; u
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) q3 l9 k: w2 ?( W% R+ A9 |2 j7 p1 w* k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ g9 q" }1 a6 f- e* Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: Y& O% r- i0 [7 r/ C
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 Y5 W( h" s. R) Z5 Y, d你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 F6 c1 t5 n" y路过,让你们看看我的波

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