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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% w- @! q$ w8 Z! `
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 |$ g  S* R: k# L/ g0 i) }plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 K# h: d3 f5 ?0 T$ A

& _, d: }. e3 UIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( w" ~" T: @3 Q
the sivil servants jump with joy.1 ~$ n4 C9 _( N# g: {* a
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 A1 G, U8 d" ~. o8 r- `! j+ }
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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0 J1 u$ s. V/ m2 V/ ?4 H6 U4 }, \. XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* f8 R2 Q  x$ C4 R4 Q' w
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( x) E4 k! _/ k0 O
fotograf 20% shorter.7 ~0 b" E. l) O8 K  S2 h' E; N
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' ?4 h3 o/ M4 m4 a' u% ^reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! ?9 Z  p/ P1 M: z+ ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
( ]9 ~4 W' z+ s: Y! y- _" j7 k2 ~ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# k4 H2 c4 H+ K, Y% Q, C0 I4 K
disgrasful and it should go away.* Q2 ?8 g' v3 D1 d- g
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' i# l. \, p+ C1 e' }$ ~. K
"z" and "w" with "v".1 }! N! G4 p! R

" t  E( _! O' o# dDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  r1 W2 W. N7 w0 r8 P" i
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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0 e, T9 X1 o* E$ eZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 p& z8 A1 O4 B! N9 v6 \; G$ Y
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 E9 ~9 _- I0 S  r( qUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 _9 V" ~, u4 R( A, x. p+ j
forst plas.
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- s+ K' H6 d4 I. T8 ^If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:1 o6 M/ K* H& a* B
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 l( O! S' X9 b  ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  ^4 W/ w; z1 }- L3 ?& rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ c/ I( O7 v- Y5 T" N8 g& X

( G& K+ x8 v. [( j4 f[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ y2 a; z$ j/ f5 m1 q8 N$ i
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 j2 m: T5 F+ M* G这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! L6 e; k5 B/ R% Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:& G' `: z" O& h" d
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( u, P3 B7 M/ ^# W2 Z5 A你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 ?' D5 r; ^" }4 J
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ r( E* ]" v1 v6 q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: F' r$ _6 N5 o" s+ [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; o& X$ r$ ]: G0 s4 c
路过,让你们看看我的波

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