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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ B9 ^4 G. q% e# y8 G; V% V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 f2 X  U5 C$ E  O3 Zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% |+ s2 }2 N% o; {" [( k* zplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  Q- t1 ]  L) f1 |$ n% _2 n$ e
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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0 D6 j& O2 e! g9 A; H. lThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( A6 p% z4 U$ {; l5 Y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- d0 {: a, L3 T5 y7 U
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 h7 J2 ~$ Q4 V. L, p& S* B
fotograf 20% shorter.# a( F) D: g- R" }/ V% J

# [4 Q' }8 g+ y1 NIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 @& p3 E. ^2 Oreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.. G* x6 r$ [: e# a

, G1 l/ p3 H/ ^Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always$ v' e  V9 n. @9 [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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7 G7 \# s2 \$ |. k' @1 R6 K" ]9 N% NAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& Y$ Z( O3 D1 ?6 h
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* u' N, W: Z9 W$ |3 eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 q8 {! O8 w2 B9 Q! x

4 l  F) {! Q6 B. k5 X+ t( RZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& d: Z9 Y' r: }1 }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 d0 X$ T; n, E: Q" x# F
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
5 V  ]% l1 J/ I* J& ?还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 s! ]. T2 g4 x2 `" s6 i, ^6 ksuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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" B6 ]* Y: Y- ^/ g$ @) d' U[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
3 x4 N: Y' n& o% p3 E1 }" Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 D  J* O8 P( b* r) G9 k- {这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' w( b/ L' U$ d3 u% x2 f好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- c' M! q: E" ?0 ~- w" a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" ^) g  w& x" q& ~8 x- v2 Z你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 p. L( u- K6 |& Z8 {
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!$ w. t3 k- X3 j: Q( `
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 j: F! L  o6 ^4 j$ s  @
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: I& U" ]% o* X. y4 c6 C# s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. x3 p4 H0 F' [- d. @; [! H0 v
路过,让你们看看我的波
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