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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
1 d8 I7 o5 P% |: }: s/ A# L/ W! nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: S# \# k3 |* o, W' ?0 H' o% ^6 D2 _$ Z4 Eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".! ?2 U( A8 E+ z, B* H5 j/ ?
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& ^& l& g# L1 K2 x8 |
the sivil servants jump with joy.& [% o% [+ E6 }2 B

! H3 o6 D. T- g  ]6 ?3 _$ KThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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# f$ ~. K; Z9 r: E# F2 ^There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 M" I' N7 z, {" }
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like8 g' B/ X. k5 |" |5 z, U$ M
fotograf 20% shorter.0 e3 b1 A1 e% P' R3 y6 y+ W9 ]

$ U/ W8 o/ }/ j5 A7 _" _6 g3 C" LIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( u8 b9 q" f% C: Y* ]; I
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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, N/ S+ T  M) w+ r6 c+ mGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- @( K, P% G0 ~5 n5 z
disgrasful and it should go away.5 K, ?" Z  v! c* T- o

% x% n5 W" @0 l7 p# cBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- D; }4 }3 t3 g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ Y( l/ b) {- j- N( J* G
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% q4 C( J  f. |/ c" {2 d9 d9 p
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze8 ]( M4 d" O' z9 _1 |
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8 b4 U/ ]$ b/ j+ J' zIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# F" c: h. q& h: J. E) U  P
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. O5 J( P& a1 R: y5 n0 C9 \; O% Hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

8 E4 X  H- x" t+ ?( u- Q1 j5 }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' ?6 x8 k4 e+ Y5 x" D
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
& P. V8 n6 X3 j3 W# Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): h  e, R: r: N$ r0 q( c4 G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! b0 V  [& K+ q, v. o+ i这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 [6 e* f- a' n! E; i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 u. @7 q" W* l  J* [
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; i0 z5 e0 G' d. k: S9 J你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:! Z4 X7 X! [) X4 `; m9 g6 O
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  r' z% _% x$ F0 \0 \7 f
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* s4 r( H$ o( ?0 Q! B) c, @: J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& W% W; z% H; g; O, x
路过,让你们看看我的波
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