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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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: [1 `1 ?: L, J5 \! j( {9 ?) _As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( }' _- R) a7 p. _
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" t/ W# E% X& \3 t
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( E; \( p  g, G1 z" a
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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5 L/ E0 B8 Y! z0 ]5 q! yThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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6 t; B! H8 ?- x; \3 v! \0 KThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 a/ \4 @! d4 ^9 a& x5 y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# Y1 g7 _+ A6 h. I: X: O' a
fotograf 20% shorter." F+ k1 p5 m4 h0 b# k8 A

" I9 i& s- U) t7 d& iIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ y/ u- Y. M1 r( q' t6 {
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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& d9 Z1 E/ w& W& W0 W  ^Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
  _; K' F0 {& F* G; ~; W6 Dben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. w2 F+ e, K/ c, a! {: F
"z" and "w" with "v".0 O9 H) K! T9 v, C* Q* Q
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 h9 y. ^8 o# n" ?3 vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; n4 g- m" i8 U6 n$ m; ]
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& ^# h* h1 A* e' ?- U/ ^Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze1 Z, H. F* U! y4 q& X+ i. F/ i% K
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- B/ v6 `7 w3 ]8 e7 v* P. J) Y0 ZIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. K7 v+ J7 n8 K9 g& [8 [
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; J* Z( E0 V- \/ T) j6 T3 B9 l
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ b* `* e$ _. U/ {# D% X7 v

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) }3 V7 e% i! q$ b. B4 [' l" e
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ [* _2 `4 `8 h! x  A3 q1 J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 y# R3 F$ q: K% |4 {6 o8 `& b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ O+ H: t' c. l
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( O9 X1 Q; X) o  o, I8 C
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 }! h5 |+ w5 a" `
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% O6 b6 z5 O0 C0 s& J/ m
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 u$ S0 p+ n4 f, @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:% k3 G4 t9 @: m& N: f% W! z( C" A
路过,让你们看看我的波

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