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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
3 H; s# T$ Z) B5 e2 V; h7 Dbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% b; O3 e8 ]6 e3 P
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% k0 F( V! u- M: C7 H  Sspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( v7 g# e/ S$ C4 j! y: Z4 E
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 G" Z" y3 O. Q  D4 R1 a
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 ]3 G9 |0 S3 Z2 D0 L" p
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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8 p; e' L* i/ IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' b+ R5 D4 e6 ?1 r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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! g+ m6 X3 m' Q8 X( zThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 i6 n& G6 A/ P' P7 Ptroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 r% L( t, s5 B5 {7 m: [3 j: i/ z
fotograf 20% shorter.
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* c# T9 z! L1 Q6 K* ?In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# R" ]/ J+ d& B" N
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
) K1 b$ \$ H+ Q$ Y8 Bben a deterent to akurate speling.0 I& _6 z  Q" v9 `# |& f: A! C

4 V' g! G4 Y9 E, M) p) f# H0 I8 bAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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3 C3 U4 P/ A7 V9 ?+ C- eBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
2 q% b" [3 d* J. y"z" and "w" with "v".
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7 Z, O8 P" O! _" y  R. lDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 ?6 a: k8 T2 Y2 }) I: A3 k: o( c  K  T
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ S$ i# z1 i3 {3 h" f
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& p) Z! e+ ]) L! C1 j% r& V) W: k" x: I
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ `! d( E7 B. VUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 o/ y" J# N3 C1 H/ R: ~
forst plas.
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+ Z- A6 w+ @  o0 O9 t/ c( ^1 RIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ Z7 g: |/ c# X. q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* u! I% @, R  W" ]5 p
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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4 g7 h) ]; _8 d+ a[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 v+ N8 t( R1 f- Q* cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  K& ~) }0 M- n

8 t2 u7 h7 F5 Z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 y! {+ Y. h  ?这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& {3 x# _8 n# ~1 @2 y/ w
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( O& ?4 U1 X7 D; Q- C0 ^* ^. E你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ t/ F7 l% `9 k5 j' h. M7 L
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!3 H% P; b; c$ Y% Q+ ?! ~

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 o9 J+ P4 \+ I" C
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 q9 D- w1 r" Q% C  L  q  g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% L5 b: ~( B- @8 [& I% A( g" F路过,让你们看看我的波
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