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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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1 Y7 }: r4 z+ x! DAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ Y2 r2 j" Z" @  o) f$ f5 _) @spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. s3 G) ~: u  ?- N- K! |- Y7 Uplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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% G6 E: e$ @7 x1 FThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
( D% l8 @  b: f5 g( p1 Zkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 [7 z2 m5 O( U; C- O( p) r, z2 T' ~
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ r& h' U( n6 D- P- v, J
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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+ }7 H5 R+ `2 U* W# oIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* I- M) X+ A1 P* X0 G) {
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  f5 {4 L9 i. N; n
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always4 d$ J$ ^# p' F6 w- h
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 P/ N+ {/ }& ?/ `4 f
disgrasful and it should go away.$ r/ N7 g' N5 Z9 A

8 p3 R' Z. l+ o$ E) C: f6 lBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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( b5 d# I( M& P; t- P* \During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and+ j0 }/ |1 O* j" _
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* o6 P& ^3 L8 e- P# A
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ @( a0 [# C- A, x1 B& n' J
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* B4 C3 A* X: m( s' b
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:! a2 v7 r8 X* s! b! V7 F9 [/ X8 [
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
2 i3 A; Z+ i8 ]) w/ l6 S6 V, Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ I0 R$ F3 Y# }* n+ I' |6 i
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% F$ h7 b' c) t4 H% v
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 O( R- L) T% G( e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 G" E0 x* @- q8 a# P" y+ L- \
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
6 K. M0 y- Q; q7 J5 U你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ z7 k. n: C5 i& g$ y) R

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
" G4 }" l, w1 d( o; p惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 E1 m1 D/ n2 C% }
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 m, a- E' S( l  L/ |( @$ u  X) D路过,让你们看看我的波

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