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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% ~& i4 r8 P- y2 s. Ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. x8 Z$ n' P  `' D6 U: s
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make* R' [" o6 P0 D2 H! [& Q+ W
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 [, v, w2 C# u% E, Z( f
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 n$ s$ p1 W$ b- FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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0 W) `3 ^8 t0 pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) |& d( Y( e* @( ^+ a, ?
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; a& P+ @6 ^: A: l  E8 [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.3 Q: U+ L- q+ t! t
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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) S8 q. d1 V% E; G7 v% r. \; GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% w+ T% M- O4 }8 G- ?' Y4 W  R* K
"z" and "w" with "v".
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. W: U, \  u4 K" N( W6 rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 t1 `- {# m& H
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 @4 J' W" R7 S

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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 |( L1 X3 |- a: L2 y8 {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  W. A2 H* S, v' T3 z7 X+ [7 ~
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$ E" ~0 P4 m$ J$ A* D. NIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
" N; j- z; a* d5 k还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; n- v7 z% S. ^% t4 m; ]  P  {
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 z5 D: K- v( _1 N
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 i! T: ~* s2 E( n
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:/ s/ ]; J1 O; b/ ~2 X0 p1 S' K( W
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ {* ~* h1 l& W+ d4 a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:( ~! D9 }6 p; r6 C0 A% L, Z# |
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& ?  y/ Y. W6 Y% l/ u; i3 B$ [你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# a4 ^/ s8 u  Z8 s1 B
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
. b+ [* L8 ?1 v% W2 A# y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ i: j. k& s: m& E# d, u' Y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 j, y& w$ @' b
路过,让你们看看我的波

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