欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
) k* B6 s. ]( t/ k- kbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

4 C. T" Z7 a+ F/ T# QAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! M, \) V: N* V, ~/ aspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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3 X; p# d, Z3 Z% h. x& kThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
) l4 X+ |6 f  A$ G6 n! r7 Ukonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


* L2 D6 N5 k4 O6 RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% M/ V* U& E8 g* utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
) w+ l) W, y4 ^, r0 S5 dreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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) G3 C; v6 O( a# N) y$ IGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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% Q' S* P7 ~& v6 l$ |4 `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ x: ?- D1 H% _8 e  }9 w, safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
0 {7 j& J' u" |* x# U9 Bunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
2 b. p) Q9 c3 V) K/ b, x6 s5 i- JUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
; X9 l- d$ Q) z, W" B9 Q* i9 I还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) v* Q  N$ i5 A$ ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ l8 E; _2 b  ?* I3 A这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

, x& J6 b( D% d1 u' f) f: v焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' }! T/ R$ ~' s+ ~6 O* m惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
, b* N' d0 F/ \* J$ q7 B3 o6 P2 a2 w) K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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