欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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( b9 n( f% e+ f- q8 c/ }: m+ tthe other possibility.
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" N- Y4 X( w1 o! Q( s1 K" C1 o  [As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
( X6 ?) w/ |: t5 z4 E( {plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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1 l( ?( P1 q+ `* _: IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
. [1 B4 ?" F& ^. G) j1 D# Q3 V, bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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. V5 O" {* l1 w- RGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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9 W5 Q+ ~+ E  _) \Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
; n# V8 s# K  _. P; \  udisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

7 H) ?9 [( H9 Q0 t/ f( Q0 sZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. q7 w( B! d1 m1 s4 Iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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8 f, d" H5 |, [; tIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
5 C/ `7 I* U' C2 r$ l还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
2 d" E- q6 r8 D2 f- E* lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

0 W  j$ p- @* ~1 p9 E* tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
, y/ d; N0 E9 r8 G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
6 L, C$ `; l7 b/ i4 r- l1 s你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) ]- Z+ O4 P: j- }路过，让你们看看我的波

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