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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
+ T' G% Y0 i' x3 yspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" E3 A& c$ a2 p4 c# R. ]plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 [# f5 x$ h9 E4 X: n6 q3 H
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) B) D6 u& i# |$ VThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 x& H1 @: \3 t% W5 {7 \7 n7 P
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* C# b/ g. a* ?5 Q3 L$ {9 |

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 A+ t3 u$ _' W+ L* Ttroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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* F3 J( ?* M0 Y* l9 X, uIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 }# S+ u  n" Z7 j
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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( r" w1 m6 R+ XBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
: Y. C9 q( C* Hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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# E4 O) v: H5 q; Y( y6 G9 f0 fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ T( A7 f: h2 P: k: `) i! ^/ X( |
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 q/ |- o" X4 x/ H8 x7 }+ Psuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 v. F1 T8 ~1 N" xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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. \% e. X8 T1 L  J7 u* k[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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! u4 X! l+ X0 k4 k               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ A3 R6 A" W/ u这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 n$ E. c  b0 \  ^+ N4 H$ q  y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 C/ m: W3 j  _- f" a
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 K  R1 K" }' r4 P0 _
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( F% L1 ?# J  p* S  z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. y% d. x. g; Q7 f( k3 \1 V
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 a7 T4 j7 R. `, B6 @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ b! d6 M+ C1 z
路过,让你们看看我的波
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