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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 J; v  o% I; s4 V7 S
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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: @0 D" n+ u6 s9 c6 O9 V/ r  S* V7 mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  C- p2 o2 }% e- w$ }5 E" _; F4 `
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 y3 X  f4 K* S: g) A
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 K3 D! f5 ?: A7 x7 Y% @8 |
the sivil servants jump with joy.6 P# w' d% u; E' r2 {% R! x

) o3 f0 I. v" p: }The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: d* X% _# d, ?" s( f) Z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter." _( S/ b# J# D0 k" ^8 \
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 S! Y9 c1 ?4 X9 jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 M+ X: Y6 i! Y* Vdisgrasful and it should go away." W* m5 U: ]4 c, l; E, J0 x8 u1 Q- ~

1 Z" J( `2 q: h" j; w- \7 h4 kBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 j. o" q! A9 c* G5 ^
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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# u4 D3 O4 ]3 ~5 f9 \% g& O- O9 Y5 fZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* d$ d" |* W, W' G
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
) B% [9 ^, E$ x  g# zUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  X, i8 J* q$ D' N# K7 u
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) ]0 W; f; p1 A6 {; f3 h还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. E2 i( P9 Z# `: p" {2 _* f
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! h2 s  N+ l: H1 X5 D; R
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# I! h) N% W; p: W& s; _don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 N, t# r. [( d5 r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 B: ~1 w- d" @9 r: ]1 v4 b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:; b9 k, d: b* c
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: ^5 @% H  B; \/ z: l- J3 v
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 A' F5 q/ p8 s0 B; E

) L1 u. h' _# R焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. T4 `7 Y- j  G) ?% {, L9 o" A
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
- z# x- z, u0 E2 R6 x惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- |" a" m* N6 b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ N% q) f7 g+ G- D$ |% L% r0 `+ K
路过,让你们看看我的波
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