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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will  U3 W) v" k6 a2 {. v7 J
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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1 ^- o: X6 J8 A, K; v* P4 U7 UAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English9 p* T3 o( N) x  X3 O, ?: i" J
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- j2 q  r8 o/ W- @* n& Fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" A/ G% v/ w- W- u% R1 NIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" o5 M+ v  E) r( t
the sivil servants jump with joy.7 A/ T3 |0 o2 K0 G, @" G% x) ~
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ m6 z& s2 \$ m0 F# _1 m
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.! Q. L# k1 `( Z/ Z# k! U: I
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- ~  S3 @$ n4 W1 [; sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 @; D1 S4 P8 M* Etroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like& y& ], u4 [, o* M- D& s
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# t) _( _( _9 T: k) p- H
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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; c1 G: T/ h# a4 tGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
. f9 a0 t! j/ u5 o$ nben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is! R6 A1 O& s% S4 ~3 a+ X( C: {5 x
disgrasful and it should go away.) l# M# U3 V3 F/ W+ r' Z

( R2 o, d3 r, {$ QBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) v2 M2 [  }' |, Q( |7 nafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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, z4 S% |& \, I& I* e% \( AZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" w! K$ Q/ _6 s" X2 K1 ?' S- Eunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  X4 l: x) i+ ?) |Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, R- W0 c! h6 W) q$ q6 y& s  k* {
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: h. I/ Y8 d" g6 J0 D' s4 pIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( s% h/ k) c7 n( i) @- @9 c  A
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  @. y/ P, N( A7 W% `6 Qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 ?- D9 _2 `" Y* U1 f

  t  ~, Y% \' w& Z  R8 f; {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; F. e. k6 P8 c  f# L* S
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; f+ Z2 m! p8 G. v* S4 ]" V4 J. r
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 L7 C  I5 d2 L  r' g3 `这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  ~6 p' \/ @0 x; v* n$ L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: w" w) n, x0 W7 E  U: W! L8 d
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:1 j4 u( G- _' R+ C
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!% N& i7 |" }! J6 |8 E  m5 Z& T7 u( R: c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 M. D! y# R, {8 b" H4 ^7 p惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( W: z) z& G% ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! z. B- k) p8 V) ?# h! V! `5 k路过,让你们看看我的波
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