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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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  v2 a2 ?6 T, zAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 }2 ~/ J; H! ]( k$ d3 rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; R- a; ]5 P! P8 Z5 y$ @# D5 ?
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".: [' a+ J: P/ [+ P/ y) q
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 ]' `+ x: ~  ~6 `
the sivil servants jump with joy.! _: p3 J; P1 n

, @* m; N5 p! G4 Z! n* i' CThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up) o& G, s% T/ [9 N+ O
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 [) K/ G/ F$ x& M  r' n
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' f7 z1 u: U7 D" a" }troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" a1 k+ ^  P# c! K6 ?$ A
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% A: D1 _9 |" ^. w  i/ O3 {" X
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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7 ]; z. @* E9 Q" n* vAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
& r5 r; y, J0 T1 q! S$ H% d! Kdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, j5 x, X* _: G, _
"z" and "w" with "v".9 W6 H$ Y; k% M. a
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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8 a) n6 K# }5 X# P1 nIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ \) ]# J6 z! x* J) o# o2 _
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ q/ g8 j$ d& _& b+ H# @
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

" {$ |# o! \1 H" n$ t  gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& n9 a3 O0 c$ `) [2 X# n$ p
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! R$ \: d- H$ D& X( F3 |; J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( J/ |2 l% u: o
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! N- Q1 P- Z& C你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, {2 C+ l5 r7 @6 @8 B( _
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- v1 d3 R4 S5 h  f# o# H* \& w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# p& {3 C: m( w' b( E路过,让你们看看我的波
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