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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 R9 [% D% g6 L9 @spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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3 k% J8 A% s* E1 b4 Q5 u: A: e: ~In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
+ z8 Z1 ^- W9 `+ v/ I; G7 Tthe sivil servants jump with joy.$ U! R1 t+ Q" T; _0 a
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* k* f" e: Y+ V1 Ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
" Z' _1 x# ^( B; ?2 }# @4 Gfotograf 20% shorter.  L9 V4 x2 ?3 G* q
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; D* i: @5 ~1 k4 F& U. |6 n8 O+ n* Z
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." U) Y5 e( |5 J
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 l$ |! m+ A1 T- X
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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5 P% m: T; |# q, H% x# Z: k3 n" u+ wBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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( v, m9 y! F$ cDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. Z" W5 A$ O$ j2 C& M! t, Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ E3 @1 D& c( G4 f

0 C9 Y& n3 i' |  F1 u" _: yZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 b2 i/ R6 o1 d7 _. m$ ~understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% ^, |" j1 s7 P* UUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' {9 p' A# k+ }) w2 `1 d2 W/ \. P
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' p" C2 ~) H9 o8 d
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. \7 Y/ u: d; A, K7 ~2 K. \
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: Y" v) z& F) B/ c$ ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ P, ^6 G" I- S: @& H
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. Z) B. s9 f& F4 _$ E7 D2 M
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 E' z: z9 R' h你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! |9 C" |$ k4 z0 i% U* a
路过,让你们看看我的波

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