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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 i% }; `) i9 R0 j: @
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 Z5 @# \- E. W0 S+ N9 C: ~% y

; m5 F" J. }3 e# u) V: SIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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" y$ W7 }: g" u/ CThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: J+ p* v" N$ D6 B! k( N8 D
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 s4 ?, Z7 q  u0 h4 A2 W  d6 i/ W
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 S5 v0 G6 e. `  c2 n% f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like. b6 {& G' ]$ x; ], w! T
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to, I6 ]4 \2 U7 N0 V
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.1 b- G5 Q& d8 j# x* J, O/ }- _

6 q8 J) o6 J! i  \. @" J* `4 NGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* i, X; r+ e: A$ c
ben a deterent to akurate speling.; p4 f* ]# @$ D' h: N

1 A, W4 R! }3 H, K6 o9 w2 jAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; E% m2 e6 [* S; ^, s+ ^
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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5 D( q& V" s/ t3 n& TDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) x4 d# N+ v+ T! A3 P) E2 p
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: c% j) B1 [1 y: M7 r
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
* @. l' T- i9 T5 O8 c% v& fUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 w; |& n3 n- L) f, \$ k( E
forst plas.
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* l! G( Z; b' b# x7 lIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' g7 B8 Y% Q9 k& v" [# Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:# s' C3 y; y" H& {
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! I& s4 r1 ?2 y; B: t( Rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# z) d' C; g6 t- b/ e$ \" pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:/ [/ T" c# q6 n5 k7 \. T& h2 N
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* b& U) d/ T* @9 N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:* W! C- M7 Q  s2 s, Q: D
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 O% l; L5 m5 g* ~$ M5 S你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 s6 s5 }. i1 H1 c# Q

) L- \! Q  S2 N! `, @焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: O6 ^" ~/ w7 C, Z+ n( m

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  M( D) h  U; q5 `/ R
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 L' I0 C: [4 Z1 W0 D- s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& I2 v  T* x8 {4 L7 B8 m+ c
路过,让你们看看我的波
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