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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. M* {0 q) r2 G: sspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: p4 j9 H# p& R% {plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 g+ T. K& n# h% }
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 d/ c. I: B/ A- }" {: W% o
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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- v# R" Z7 @1 L0 B( w3 x+ nThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 R' _1 B% H. i6 Mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: P& ?: B9 v8 g4 u
fotograf 20% shorter.4 L; t+ I  @+ W: U1 X! H; ^2 {  x

/ c( k% g+ I, F1 s" F8 @, gIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ X2 M1 A" R6 c, r! Qreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% V9 |3 v/ [. i/ g& N9 M

; b# v" r- M0 X" i5 r9 lGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
0 i+ l9 {- B0 ~* `ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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- y' M: C! \) k* {: i8 bDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ i/ L: C  [, ~) n; W: R" j7 pafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 H  ~# k" i3 Z: o6 d: N

6 q. N* Y- k5 v8 ]* Z2 V% i+ }Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
) h# G5 Z  y; M/ Q4 }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* k! `$ h2 D& b# W/ P" M
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 J# i( v2 n( n( u* g
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: p" E- D) N0 _
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 E$ T$ T& t& P' f" s
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

; K9 A) i; N5 F1 A( udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god., Q: J) k2 e$ B% U& U
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) w" x0 P# l% t: F. g: U6 {- `$ ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): e- O* P2 F, {( p

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:8 I; f8 n( i8 A2 E$ m+ \
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 F: C1 _; Q$ j1 B( E9 V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: g+ z$ q. f' b# M1 l4 W
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ g8 E- Z8 \8 `
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( g4 ]9 O( r0 z5 F$ }; K

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! q+ M' J5 W" o! J
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' }5 l# A+ C5 e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( J9 u9 T0 C) ]5 Y+ c
路过,让你们看看我的波
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