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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* l% l' `, G1 j# t  N
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was1 X8 o. x) u& B# _. g2 `
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& y5 \  c8 K& AAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, a  B* w' ?; m1 e1 [5 Y
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- i$ @( j+ o3 m& }plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! }$ N9 w2 G' ^, M
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
! }6 f+ I' C0 u1 ~* P( _# m/ P9 ^konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 z! Z0 \6 x! _5 P3 ~There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* G; u! Y5 H" ~4 Q* Ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! K' t' s1 i9 R+ z' V
fotograf 20% shorter.. i# d/ v; o' y2 c  J
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' V8 g4 Z% R5 B$ L( f+ Y1 |
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 l6 e0 g8 j; g& C
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ a" h, v: Z) E

, N4 W) R! U" X- Q8 b- lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; K9 S8 y8 `# O; `
disgrasful and it should go away.+ Z9 m. R, q  i1 m4 J( W" o

( ?6 U. ~2 P( @: h. K4 m7 ~. c2 IBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
9 K5 _' L. M5 Y) z"z" and "w" with "v".
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4 D  R9 z6 g  d- |During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
( W5 b; i$ c9 iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: @4 {* W9 L- Y, B2 j+ D8 p
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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+ Z; h+ c) @. {If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ e5 ]  V) t6 x6 G. Z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 @# u* Y- }3 K& N% t
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
. `. {9 @9 b: }0 o1 h, xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 L' n& K* k/ G" B+ Q/ m

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 ]8 D# |2 v0 q3 k3 K. i7 Q' b& j
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- ]3 ~. h5 ^% T" s% p% c- [好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 D# v1 F0 p! c2 c, F: D/ C
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
6 k# l$ n5 x- e2 |. ]. ?你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
, c' ~, Q# |* W+ M# D. x路过,让你们看看我的波
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