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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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) [" @! [3 Q- c& Y+ A1 uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) D7 r' v3 C9 T, [1 X7 Tspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 F5 s$ d' J9 W) Q  l5 r3 c
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".) _- R% n: @7 _( z9 \
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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3 K7 u- J1 \# [9 IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
  ]7 K- Y# ~; q* M/ ~( @konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 C2 J- C! l! d3 x' Q9 V: R7 ^

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& B6 ~, S' H1 A4 ZThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ _7 v2 N! ]9 Utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! H  i/ R% X$ D9 f
fotograf 20% shorter.. ]# I: |/ I$ L0 P  a3 v2 N( z$ a
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& r; _) r  r; g
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# A0 c9 M, u# \" d5 U. a
ben a deterent to akurate speling.# u+ J. W) L, {2 G- w% l$ H

& E2 ?1 n! }# p; _; VAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ I# C6 o" y  Q; A+ r4 \) e: F' C! T+ c
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( ]% I; P% @; N' m/ M* _
"z" and "w" with "v"./ S+ K' U, j' y1 R! S

& s9 U& H8 a  A+ a, QDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 F( |  t; j& D$ e6 `! s: safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.' O. c- O6 p, r% U$ K

( z6 e6 N) `) m* c7 ?& iZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ u! S3 Z! F) i7 s; D8 funderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ N0 {: H+ i7 o1 f' l! K- V7 S
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 V- f. }5 _- c3 ?* \4 E( C6 i
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0 i; _7 |4 ]& @If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:& x' a! y9 z9 j/ s1 L6 ?
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 m+ O  x, l; \! z  Bsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- W/ [8 ^. R5 \) y; U1 r8 ~# s1 Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:1 n0 m2 \- [8 Q1 Y+ @
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
9 R; O  A) j2 W7 p; ]这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 T6 ]" B0 R( M, R好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:! u( q! ]' ~3 }* G# }
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ g# p. [% P- ^* G* `4 j
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 P5 v  _- k. N- W" k3 W0 o7 ?
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- W% B0 }& w6 L3 L% ^& g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
, h% R) |+ c! A1 e# ~路过,让你们看看我的波
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