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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English9 w  F- s5 H1 h: o1 }
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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. [' N" e1 b8 Q- I6 A- mIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! ~6 O) p+ N( l0 f8 u/ V
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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# ]% |* K4 @) Z5 wThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 U' ~: T- h( @. Z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 y9 |4 d' j3 }6 z/ t

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1 Y' I* n  n/ X+ x4 w3 y! u. b7 n4 uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
) `, k9 K$ p8 q5 F! |troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ o6 K$ t, g; K1 {4 q' d
fotograf 20% shorter.* f$ X0 `( N( c- A5 u1 A/ C( P

- q* h8 N$ p- Z) G- N2 hIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ V  l6 g! `8 |9 T2 D6 b6 O
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.( w7 o5 v3 j- N& u* C9 X
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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, e7 t6 R2 e/ l6 n2 W  rAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 Y" J0 @: B, I4 j- m" lafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.6 u2 b& v- u. ?# x: y% ?0 A

. W4 Z5 j- J# X0 w7 ?. yZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 o- z8 Z8 N) i
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.; H1 k% ^" e( T8 \! m3 K
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 `. n2 v* s% r/ z/ `& Z
forst plas.
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( H, [& L8 l# s3 b" w" V& TIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) w7 ^, ^) @7 _
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ l- S+ c/ r$ J# ?, ?4 b0 X
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 }0 g3 ?. e7 b4 h  `$ Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# W8 p% T& x- z- x& Q/ pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." d+ b! @4 ?/ ]0 c; [) Z) I8 [$ F
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- k1 H& L  H: }

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 U; ?' E' O# L+ O' C* g* W# e这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* U, h% U: a9 m, o
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 P6 y& V, p7 h0 N* R* }$ {8 t
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  G0 d  L9 o+ {8 S% F; X

* L( X+ j2 L5 E) g1 t- @+ g& ]7 i" B焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 @" k0 _# }+ J# [9 e0 A" D. _2 D; u惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 I8 H1 @  H; D5 c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( E: y. b; a" G7 N( z# a* }/ ^路过,让你们看看我的波
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