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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. L& ^, [1 ]& Y$ h
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- z% K; e( M8 Z. `4 a8 e: @

4 A5 F5 i8 d" `# g9 eIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 N. ]$ _7 \* S" l% ?& J& A
the sivil servants jump with joy.* ]4 d6 ]$ v* f' ?: V8 [
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% ]6 {5 c* h' W7 P
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.) U5 F% r1 ?% O( n' b2 F, s7 r, f) r
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4 U* h# V- Y* x# Q9 \There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: Z: S) f9 K$ P3 Xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- }: y$ a4 O( g% f
fotograf 20% shorter.
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( J' x1 N3 Z7 Z$ g: _In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" z, o6 O) D5 g5 U! B1 s" L) t3 [
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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3 }) B. s1 l$ bGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
) K. R% x. F5 Kben a deterent to akurate speling.  ^4 A1 N: y, _4 M) p# ^

$ _6 C! L% K8 F1 ?Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is' o) e& N4 u0 t. j9 p
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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! Q9 ?  V; T7 v  h' ~; ?During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 T* M7 c2 w- Q# Y' w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) q, K- T9 e0 w8 J8 [还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
) B8 g8 Q) Z3 |, vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

" w4 P& v5 h8 h* Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ l2 Y' j# ]* b6 ]6 {% P2 R* l
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
- f: K9 v. v6 }( c, vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! z; r  f! m) N( T# r

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 c- [* z6 V( k3 n
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 Z; G2 M  N" J( E% L" R你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, f( z- z8 D* l3 E5 P" u

7 O! E: }# ]- l4 K' S焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" s" D' I. f) Q; O) M4 K9 _
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) y9 N1 T& b! Q. I' w0 Y1 P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ I4 Z( [" B  x( W0 n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. P% o5 O5 V6 X  }/ d1 }" {
路过,让你们看看我的波
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