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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ w0 w5 l; R# I6 K3 k7 e
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was# z1 ?- s% `1 N- I% ~" d  \5 X
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5 i( K3 h2 F5 E7 t0 l% D5 H* _; U+ oAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 Y2 I' W  B1 `* t( Z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
5 |. m$ }3 S/ ]) b, j: I" @& iplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& P, q. y1 ^' \( E" R& I5 N& p
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 K9 _% I1 k) [! B$ }0 P
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.) i- h+ f* O4 D, R9 E$ f; ]" ~

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* k( Q2 L% Q- P& J5 V* T* Atroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% ]* R0 m* x2 U+ e$ a# G7 t
fotograf 20% shorter.8 x% L& q$ Q3 p& m
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! n0 I( Q; o8 r
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 g0 i/ y$ W6 g* d' k) G
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 L. h! Q6 u* X+ k3 M- s
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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5 [! j, g- j" D( o+ q% T) pAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 u# `1 [5 `6 a; Y& X; ^; g9 C5 N( p
disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 e; ?; d5 h" N9 kBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ z5 ~3 f' f. t# R
"z" and "w" with "v".
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6 ~6 G( y! d" h5 G' W1 v& @During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# C$ ?1 P# J: {3 H3 N4 M0 z
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.' F) z6 Y) T# J# ]6 S$ `4 Y

+ m" T% @+ u) X: bZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" q4 I% B5 t( \) Punderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" b9 j+ i" E( B& n2 u- f4 rUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' q- ], L0 D' b/ T. D
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) t$ s# ^. X  I+ p
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! K  O, u/ x9 Y# qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# p2 w+ a! U8 ^- ?* `5 w- h; \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., r, S1 }  m+ U2 H/ H
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ b4 Q. j. P: J) p. m1 \% y+ P
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 F( P' X, q) L" S% ~

, ]# [% C+ G- D[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:  Y- Z" E1 G) ^# U
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; y; W, r: B' Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 Q- T# E- j7 Y, {7 `( j; Y& }
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!/ o* V1 A3 M! E3 }

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! I6 a+ r- }4 Z+ `8 N/ D. t
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 I$ {  I; p9 f% o0 G( p9 h8 k6 ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  y" E" z2 C( d4 T
路过,让你们看看我的波

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