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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
/ a! D7 X( `/ w  f6 p- dbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was) {- {( I' E5 _% |
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
0 U! {1 j* M; H* vspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 |& b& o- ~# x& i* k( m- J
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 D) c5 V$ D2 @" v7 r* bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make$ T8 s9 }+ o1 h3 R
the sivil servants jump with joy.' `, d0 w0 }3 x" S/ ?3 K/ g
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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, F7 L' O" o) C0 `) FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* a! h/ j8 q& h& ?) B( }troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like& ?( G4 w. c6 [- b
fotograf 20% shorter.9 S( h# M! Z9 ?. U# M  M7 ^  M

0 l" R, d8 e4 w' c* VIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" a: n( U3 A1 F, [
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 G% n" _2 ]1 zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; G. K8 p- `- Y& d
ben a deterent to akurate speling." m  x* K- p/ h+ Z, e& J, K
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( e6 W( O4 \& d; v
disgrasful and it should go away./ c9 V. [* \- S5 L& n  U

( U) o0 x+ e& \. o. w8 _" zBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with# f/ y6 Q# I6 y  C5 u
"z" and "w" with "v".
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6 R* L$ E# ?1 [# UDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
# T) {1 i. o6 K* ~after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 b# u0 n" q% L7 x# [2 o. }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: Y0 u1 A; g& aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 E6 C, |! Q1 g/ e" Q! u+ O
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) J( s/ f9 F) i, @
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ g7 A' t) p6 h- [! V- Isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' T3 n# n2 q6 w- \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ S9 E" n2 S' U' G. ?" k7 n0 s[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 G  X  {" w$ v1 c6 |# ^/ G
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: Y" n  V% ]8 k, |这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& {0 R3 E8 S, T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% w7 N4 k) o8 z. u" E* ?, Y8 A3 k
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" n2 X9 {3 ]0 W  q$ k6 k* H你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:& \& S6 E! ~/ @% T4 C& h7 @0 `$ S6 T' c

+ \+ F  B& v1 ]; i% ~8 ^( C焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 g8 P& X! y" u, H6 p3 t

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  g& x5 b2 P6 r. B# t+ c
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 B& ?# R5 W+ i" K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  R0 y' x8 V2 f6 y6 H& x; ^路过,让你们看看我的波
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