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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: l* i5 D0 Q& h8 S2 O3 a# \
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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/ A" n* N+ _( ^  B0 g4 X7 \% n8 GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; n8 I, b) ^0 O9 \+ _4 A' L" yspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
8 H0 m9 A' {6 r7 _7 R7 d( Q, Bplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ C( d7 I5 T% n- c
the sivil servants jump with joy.9 q0 o; f" g2 ?3 y. n4 s! a
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 u: o2 C" W) [+ i) F# Htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
2 S- Q2 o& D, G( G0 z0 p$ {fotograf 20% shorter.
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! _- t1 U- P- `In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 {. G0 P0 g  J) J. Oreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- Q' M* I2 f" d0 Z- H

3 I. J8 I) ~# C# E) u1 tGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- L/ B( T4 m4 F  d) k
ben a deterent to akurate speling.; G  ]# g, Z' ~7 }$ Y) y
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with; [4 m( x; `9 [& r% F: ~
"z" and "w" with "v".( N  H8 a1 {+ ^1 W, @3 a
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 Z0 ^( @1 u% t; ^1 Y7 P  m- rafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 u3 S2 @: f6 B9 x7 Lunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" g0 u6 K; D4 Y& F$ I% R$ eUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 R# P1 d  O3 j0 H+ \$ i
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 d- b4 ~- D9 y" \' J! r
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
' b5 q2 _( J8 Ksuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) e7 ~+ l6 w+ {

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" `- L+ v  `3 h5 u
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( ]) G) l/ j' v2 z) o  j3 ~
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; |3 U3 e- R, H4 L4 i) X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, v) f& D& ~" w7 M% x- T
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 c' j9 a* y! R  H1 K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 ~! B0 R- W& W9 W* ~
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 H4 K' d1 j5 k" N9 B路过,让你们看看我的波

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