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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ M4 \( E% b  |% R% M
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* a# c5 @+ e5 J, r: m0 B) D2 H; w5 M
the other possibility.
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$ c' Z6 z& K' {As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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. i% _& Y2 j" {( \' t6 i: \/ aIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up+ K4 O# z0 q1 I# a* b; c8 n
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.4 c/ b$ z) j7 x$ l

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- ^8 ^7 @6 T, U" r3 Itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 Q) a/ a; L/ n3 m6 f. S$ C. K) x
fotograf 20% shorter.% |  `8 D$ p  f' q) p

- e5 T1 d1 H1 z( @In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ [" C: x: S2 K+ \# p
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' Z( T) F7 G- |7 ^
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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2 C% [  u- G9 u, h) j( O7 ^7 RAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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1 A8 ?* H; c4 I5 z- mBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 ~$ J- b9 J& [, `6 b) \
"z" and "w" with "v".0 T0 l1 g! P6 z# _

/ R: N' |, I% H* }! K1 ?( ^/ ^During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
& t; `8 L/ `# [$ S& l/ p3 i% dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; A' N9 W' u2 }# J- x" N0 u4 G/ F
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, i7 |' X: C6 J0 T7 g% C1 L$ Z1 L, G
forst plas.
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; n- y, B7 A/ b) EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  {7 I3 v( C) P# j还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
& m% Q9 {5 x1 d# E& fsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% T) m9 k, q" ]2 l2 M8 b8 R
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 E; s. V  ?: l% t1 Wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- H4 N7 F' F" t+ p

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:" T8 g0 y/ h+ w! o" v& D+ S& A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 ^# R+ l' S4 d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:1 J/ E1 B3 t0 I9 ?2 ]
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# g# |$ }/ v7 P6 b  c
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 Y0 C$ K% c/ ?! |1 O

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: O3 o( j7 I) B. K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; H7 }5 A* K8 o; ]% b  h0 [好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. [- }6 ]; P- }: S
路过,让你们看看我的波
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