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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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0 y5 x0 S' n( L% I. f4 s' PAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ U3 F  [" p% E6 U7 t2 b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. M7 E: p6 |2 h4 s3 i0 b' ?0 _0 u- j' `
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 G9 _6 M9 b; f; X2 N7 r' `/ \
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ C4 w1 O+ D1 R  I, K

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' Y1 g6 R: @  G4 j7 h4 l
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! N) L; F! x( z1 k0 o
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 j! W, M: k$ hGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 O$ i. S, u, C, M' `, c
"z" and "w" with "v".8 b" G1 _6 [* z0 Z
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& D0 Q, }6 C2 v1 ~
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ [! S+ U9 U  v) }% g& X0 ]( y
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.9 u; U- c+ r9 h- }9 m6 B
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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. Y5 h. ~& b4 E8 q, B" g% xIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 g0 c5 }! n# ?0 U
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:+ x5 w, E0 h, t7 }/ W% N6 |
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 G. U- d2 U( Y8 _

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 a$ o+ `' ~/ O9 q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; }; D& I5 ~" {! e9 _
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 n  ?& n+ Y" ?. x) Q) F你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ g& @$ K( {- b. r
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' e8 D; h. H# v- }% ^' N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ m% i! G5 W, b% A, B; e' n9 S$ \路过,让你们看看我的波
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