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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ _" o$ l% ~( S: o* c7 I6 J
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 ], G1 ^* w6 @7 }7 M( l' v( {- }
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  M) M, f: J, g' R& ^( ?As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 c# y9 L* j6 @! x# l
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 S  ^: [6 Y: i/ f7 k6 J) i7 j
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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! r) x2 g: e- V- C9 _0 ]9 RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, P! {3 O& \4 G9 C9 z5 W, Z0 d8 htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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9 s5 p2 \: T0 g9 O; \/ x3 CIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' [8 ]! D- g% a) Q7 _reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
. \9 B6 G  o7 t1 U5 O+ [ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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- _8 i( \' I; `, ?Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
1 z" I: k7 Y8 `! Adisgrasful and it should go away.
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; L" W3 J2 Y& ^/ v) BBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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9 X8 i2 G5 p, y/ DDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) q" i. t, f/ |2 R
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 D" s" A3 i0 |- _% w

" o/ a8 `5 \- `- j8 a( {2 f- n3 @6 TZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu" w+ d4 X2 Y: ^3 o+ l' Y5 N/ {  p
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.7 |6 `% O# x1 r8 |
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: L% \" y1 k7 P, {. d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
- ~; G2 O- g8 I* |1 R8 usuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 S& H. E3 Z% d* t- x2 ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* @* ]1 m) ~( d9 ^

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6 H+ O; W1 `, B: o0 w               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 b$ Y' |2 T' C( m4 k( K
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; ]- V0 v' |! ~) z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 N6 n* I# }: B: p8 k" a. j* A
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 u8 `( S1 ^1 y$ h! U你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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: `0 O+ h# F0 A1 U5 H2 f4 n+ V+ _焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ O2 Z- s0 d/ K/ w! K6 O7 k
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 n! x6 {/ x  P! h  M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  @2 z1 N* V7 D! O& w路过,让你们看看我的波

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