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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
1 `/ k- |* @- |" ]% c+ u/ pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 c) a  W( i& T
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ Z6 `  y" `$ T( Q: G+ ^4 ]
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in  }1 X9 V  G' l& P* p$ y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  m* T6 y5 S6 C3 s% Z
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% k  j3 o5 ^1 f. Q5 X( f9 G
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* r3 D* [! `( k0 V- S$ T7 y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.& a* \1 D6 H! n- b! j

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2 w7 A. ^3 T+ K# B) A+ D. ]There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* [+ W( n( S$ O, @" p' ?/ ~' {
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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9 M8 a  Z6 ]8 L. `2 ?9 n: i9 VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 D# K+ s+ h) i" Q$ x
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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' {' W9 F, a$ W0 Y! r, FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 U3 |4 X6 Y1 V/ v% X4 {7 `8 x
"z" and "w" with "v".& V- x0 h" ?& t6 A; Q* x: d
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 U! p( w. U) s2 C3 \after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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; J8 V' q0 r# G3 g7 r% pZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: E. u* t! S4 s- E- ]
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 g" S8 w4 H$ ]* E/ ^. o9 K4 S$ s
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

; }- E  L: D/ W- o( jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& O8 K7 {$ _8 _# D$ M
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 R2 N  V( ~' \4 `! f
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! a2 J2 _- A: H8 k, L
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 l" p5 Z, L3 }0 ]" K( k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  \: H' n) K1 a6 y7 h, Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
6 O6 N1 ^3 D# T; X2 D+ l; X你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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! b' I4 b5 A0 Z; t焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. y8 y' d5 S+ h
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* O' @* @5 t6 T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: ?( t; f% p, w' d8 w' h路过,让你们看看我的波

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