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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will4 l, X0 u9 y$ n
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
( [2 U5 E* F( D0 pthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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6 Y( G' Y  r( j$ tplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 U3 w# ~3 j) K$ T. v* Q2 n
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ k1 u& s9 [' o. q# b
the sivil servants jump with joy.9 b+ t* x$ u( M% p7 q
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 O. u9 `, }6 L4 M0 Ykonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.. L" v$ R) t) B1 g1 E: i
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. V  U9 q1 Y! Z0 U4 C1 B+ X4 m& iThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 b1 U( r) Y# \4 b4 u
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 K, B: U* X0 C6 G+ n
fotograf 20% shorter.- F1 G5 l! E, s
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, W3 L. X$ ~: H! C9 V6 `reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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1 M2 R5 |( Q6 Z* R+ D. N& Q6 xGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
8 a& w3 c3 q0 {. p  h% wben a deterent to akurate speling.  [. t$ _7 I, a$ `5 w
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
+ {# E7 A+ }! [- a2 sdisgrasful and it should go away.
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+ p# M- _, d! W: H& O% JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* H% O7 {; ]; v& N3 x; J
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( b. \- a: S! V; l9 q4 t+ |/ p5 k: i
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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+ _. a" d: p6 A1 z$ W1 g/ b4 M2 ]Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu7 ^3 P8 F) U2 @( E8 d% ]/ \; W
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.- u0 V5 ^1 G: ?" ~2 K
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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/ y$ `5 o* |* w% ^! mIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# Q0 @( f4 k8 j8 f6 c& T
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* _5 }5 x/ H- D$ w& Q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ k0 ^. E" D+ J+ }6 y# V: qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* r* @/ d4 ]' i; @0 Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) s1 Y- b' B( v+ S7 W7 t* J

0 K- }* D  C( U. e1 T, `[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& |$ ^! q0 _* @# L
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:  |2 t8 [( \* N; _: G! {
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( a8 F2 c4 i7 X! P& _# g: D- W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:; q% t) D+ ^5 m& |; R: l. b
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! x$ M6 `0 P1 y: V. v& t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 `0 w% c  V9 U( c# m7 {
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 d( H/ G* U& a" y9 C( j+ g/ {惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 q' ]# h/ j3 c" `: F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) ~5 Y: w# W5 h9 G* m
路过,让你们看看我的波

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