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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 }9 C, `3 z( Z& U' E
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was& p, x: K1 F- t. s3 X5 O+ H
the other possibility.5 K9 n. p& m; I+ t" J: e- y6 m
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- J9 P5 K! L8 f% ?0 K6 S1 V2 q( F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" `& n$ L- b; @8 u8 d% X
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 `5 g0 e- W3 K1 e. Y

# G# J0 f+ B1 U8 ]In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
8 f9 M0 S. w3 j, x3 M. jthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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$ i" u7 U2 e! x- V: S& Q" K( xThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 y, I- i8 X+ p+ E0 ?8 p
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; o' l& r( _8 Z2 Q+ ^( i% m' R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 B$ P, L1 k- p# l7 z! {: Y
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# @6 T% u1 `1 ?! y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 q% z$ b' V5 x2 Q2 C, R  l

9 M7 M& I, G( n2 |. z1 r0 lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is7 g4 b4 b. P9 P# F& i  z8 W
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 J% K& p/ N2 f' r5 p1 u. P! A0 {
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 w1 }' R" p/ I" iUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:1 V/ r: T- d( t, c$ P' T: h9 F4 g2 s
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" {) o7 B3 ^  [" U/ @0 Tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# L) @( k9 r/ l: h; K" K" J4 b! fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 o$ b# y8 ~& Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) e1 p/ l' M7 y; i' d0 _" r. q9 ]2 a
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; J) a! t, Y) U* I6 u% L- E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ w" u) R4 l0 Z& w* D; \- r  t
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 [: j% L7 \9 F2 @
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& }% X- g( E# w" I( t

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
, {' Z) |, ?) J1 p5 J$ s; R0 I4 z惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. @+ r) x+ D; O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:4 h- H2 ?' d/ O& g- O8 u
路过,让你们看看我的波

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