欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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. f0 I8 X; }6 h5 XAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
+ O$ }9 p; c9 P$ C, `% V& Bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" a1 o% T: i, d# mIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
( ?- x, {/ Q6 o3 C, P9 y3 l! @the sivil servants jump with joy.

% y+ N$ w- M# @1 {The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 q" n) n0 h1 Q! Y  l$ n) Yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

7 D+ N9 z; L* g& Q9 w, W+ QGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

( `' v5 M5 j' O( A3 h6 i7 FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
( W2 ?$ C7 ]0 p6 a, _disgrasful and it should go away.
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2 E7 i& V! U; NBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

+ W# r7 k% C9 RDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* x, p% H2 J& }. j5 H3 t! b. zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 n( W- w# L) {4 W0 P8 Q  wZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  V+ d1 o$ C0 l" K6 v( `understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
$ G) Y8 v3 A2 R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 S- w- e) V" G/ U; ?* {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 Z6 _6 q$ s* h* W2 R这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
* n8 T3 b. |7 k9 G; }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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