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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
6 _1 \6 ^. N1 n! B3 R# lbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" V4 ^& I2 n9 N% C! E5 g4 C
the other possibility.
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0 i$ o, V& G5 \, R/ EAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" N/ G  i. R7 L. h+ @* l! u4 e7 X, Kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% z! `. _9 ^( \9 R5 ]- Aplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 f& L. t9 o' _' c+ _

: Y8 Q+ `0 R0 m% kIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& U/ D0 s) q% `; B$ ^$ v' |  n
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
" }2 z2 _# [3 f+ @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
# t& C2 u7 B1 g$ n) |fotograf 20% shorter.& b9 X, J' W; G

4 O( F, T. ?( _* R) fIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 l  |6 k$ e  r7 {4 S0 p; C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always( y" @; E# k. d* [7 [2 _' t
ben a deterent to akurate speling., S( \+ ~' q# {5 u- i
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 s% \2 m: Y3 ^3 B; e
disgrasful and it should go away.
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* Z. F# _5 ]" C) {# @4 G8 ^% gBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 }! c7 N1 a! o- |% o
"z" and "w" with "v".4 a" u  m% X/ X" @9 v, o
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# D2 m( m* q) z0 A; A6 W
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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! c* ^/ l) d1 bZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. E& F7 `% z; b7 J& Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." D' S* ]3 `3 P5 u7 R. K: ^
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! _7 O8 K) f2 q1 H% l3 _! W
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# B  x7 ]- R' a; j9 i1 EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 I) Z/ T: D7 z) D/ H
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 I3 n$ S) b5 X0 K  z* r$ Qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ P; @4 W& U' J  A/ C

( y- `; r( b/ U9 G[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( K: I! a2 _4 i5 `0 N. `
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# }! m/ V, L' T: @

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9 r) k# M( Q5 Q               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
" d6 ?5 z$ Q  j/ u8 e; A这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 e; |7 @5 V8 _3 \! W0 y1 f好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' _2 s5 ~( T( _$ ]你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. z0 o# U# f; h7 V& P$ K, ~/ h

% v4 i- B" l  e2 l5 X0 ^9 J  a; t焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
) S6 u/ C* V5 o" G5 n0 h; x* `惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 n9 ~$ M7 c+ Y5 `; x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# x" I8 b% m9 q' z- ^8 o* i8 l路过,让你们看看我的波
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