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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 e5 z8 H3 m6 c- r
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* [$ T% Z4 Y" C& P  c
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 J/ |  g) ?3 U' h0 K6 {
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- y# q, ]* a. X& @
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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: @3 V0 y0 d# y. q: j3 S% mIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 x6 k. s7 U4 Z# t- a! W' }( W
the sivil servants jump with joy.) ^3 C) \; ]+ f2 \

" Y  e! L, j0 ?The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
- I( y' x' G+ W1 a2 h3 Rkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ h7 h+ K% C- ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like8 Q% E2 m) s  X- O3 K, Q! A
fotograf 20% shorter.3 p9 L# N- x# k: c# I, v

& g4 e* N) |2 f6 xIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 K. N8 A7 ~, h" y( m! lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) _, l% L$ x; `1 w5 [- B: |6 M
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- Q* {6 s  M! J( g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ C+ Q& i2 V( b* ^6 E1 X7 k3 aunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  _9 e5 U' ^* N- t: }% ?+ M5 LUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze9 y& Q  ?$ N9 v; v- e7 Z1 ~7 `* p# j
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" i$ o( e1 K0 oIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: K! M+ z/ t  i( g, S: @8 [: C
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% W$ i. m2 E7 Nsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 @1 b6 T- O/ [

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% `2 ?9 K* ?* m" X3 o- N. f7 Gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 Q6 W& [% q' L[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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3 {" p7 `/ J' z4 H2 `& n! d  A& ~8 a               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)% G, Y- e# K- E0 V+ c
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- r5 U8 M( x" O8 x) w. g% o这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& A9 q6 e) a! Q7 i! V+ I好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# L  @6 ^$ b% Q3 m9 n
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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+ m9 h1 l1 ~) C% G焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
" D, n* F) ~7 e2 Y8 ?- ^惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- @- T; H9 T# b2 R9 ~' i好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
; X, C1 E9 `4 K+ s路过,让你们看看我的波

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