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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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9 @; ~+ A2 C  b3 i* D3 \. U# XAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English3 e: T2 P7 t: ~1 E9 O( V
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. R2 L+ i' t3 Z( z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ [5 m( e1 Z6 o( J
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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' o/ a( E$ W2 p& }& ?The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, T/ Y  u9 Q, w& g6 K: g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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0 o; V: Q) B# B2 I! mThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the" C. w5 ?' s: {/ T
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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6 U: E# a# I7 h& I9 oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. e5 X' [3 C- h4 w
disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ g7 o7 S* _5 p, _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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8 v. k) g, G. z: @" wDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. x  R6 r! U9 L. s, v% h' d% Iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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" z6 p- R& g& T' R1 Q; oZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 p! C( T2 u. X: k
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 _# b4 ?& q4 nUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ X+ q. w9 }: v! y6 n9 u! @/ b% `
forst plas.
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/ L+ R  }$ Z3 ]* f. OIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 f* v* t7 i& C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. _! L. K' g  t, I# g
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! x7 u' N. X% \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" A% M9 L1 R8 D+ E$ B- edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ Y0 B5 ~" D; p

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 z" S  I7 B8 r) \. C这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 J9 p0 C1 N7 \: y% K- K
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% a; U( l# Q8 k( |( |% n: }
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! q$ _8 p2 S) v$ f: }) f' l8 B( J. u你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 l9 v9 O3 L6 z7 o9 P5 x8 u+ }5 T

2 e6 L+ \$ R5 v% s  n焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!9 e% b1 H' k6 l/ j7 O  Q
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 a# j; h9 f+ ]' \# B* X: }) x惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 p1 P' T2 Y1 s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
8 f8 H+ I$ p$ ]6 a$ u. f路过,让你们看看我的波
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