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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 K. C2 I3 U+ Q1 G- j; bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English2 g2 s, K5 j3 i. O% o7 Y/ D
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in6 ?' I/ A  k# i6 C2 N
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% w1 c4 \5 O! k7 g; U
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., r9 b" g, _' _0 I& x
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8 _0 a9 y: F( L1 [0 j/ o# yThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 ?3 D% Y" V. [( ~1 Mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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0 F$ ]6 t4 _  n8 D+ gIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ n5 k( f# ^9 m9 K
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! e, \! e+ O; {% V9 ~4 Z0 H+ MGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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* e4 m4 g0 x) A/ H% yBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 A7 a( j$ ]% ], N7 ]
"z" and "w" with "v".
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0 o, P6 l- q  G7 T1 H' m- ~) A  Q1 xDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
' Y- E  \) o3 j* N5 Iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( A4 N# {/ `+ G0 Q2 o; u
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
* }3 B% i: J9 G0 V  Y/ NUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) Z! _1 \8 S4 w( ]1 A( \
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
0 k" R& J  J! Y! q7 d% Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( y/ F- i: o! a+ \
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 x; j% w6 L8 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 {) X8 a8 h' ~* {. R这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* y5 e* s2 P3 G7 T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% C. ]/ R: k* N* G  ?/ ]
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; B4 J# L; R, G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; H' G( V4 l3 ?) p. N5 q! I! I
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 g8 h; J9 k! S' O$ O" e& H: H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  h7 ~; ~9 }6 O" F路过,让你们看看我的波

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