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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
: O+ ?8 T. |; M9 Y. Zbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English2 {1 M. q5 N) n! ~# g
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 \; O' Y, v' j- |% A
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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1 V8 R' n+ ?# @" c( |3 \/ j3 s# T* `+ EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& a, r* ^" |3 I5 j! ^
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 l, o- e$ @* k6 _5 |+ btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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* _3 R! F9 f2 f4 l: a( W0 `In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. K0 Y& K3 r! |  Y' ?) T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.5 R- k/ b! R% o& B6 i7 |
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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disgrasful and it should go away.
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" t4 q) T: L& G, ^% w# I* KBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: l5 \" v3 `, ^
"z" and "w" with "v".9 G+ R- J: w& _. V- {9 ]
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- W' \+ K" {- d! U
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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- m) J" G4 G: t# H# n# L- ^Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  o. m7 ~1 a8 \+ T4 p* k6 aunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ U- h" P$ p5 Z/ ]7 s4 U: TUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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% U8 D9 i! L' Z4 yIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:, z! e, U# r7 o- [
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:+ C, Z7 o9 q& c( ^; ]4 E: m
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 A& n; V! C0 s( B& ]2 q% g

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% @: s4 _1 ~  }4 j) k
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% L  M  z) I( ~0 K6 s1 ]

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! y8 S1 _/ x0 V. \( \               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" r$ i" m5 T8 N) F0 ^$ n  ]: q
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ d* s- a2 K' t- Q( Q' F9 r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  y) s0 I3 }+ h9 _# a5 v好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 P% E( G% m$ T/ G& R4 B" |
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 h$ z6 W7 p- ]1 K
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# X( u8 f" d( E9 h; u4 J( b
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* B) |. Q! k0 {# J1 H, b# b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 g, o# n# q. d" ?! X0 ]! O$ S
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ y, `; q7 W) N- x/ G6 I. u7 n9 P
路过,让你们看看我的波

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