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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
! X6 w/ d% w; f9 Q) c& B+ T+ Obe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was; T) S  W; o1 S$ t6 ^
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, |; G* @8 I# A) ^! Y
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" I' E3 K& m" ~0 L# u7 k
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make' x% e/ r4 \. `/ F" t
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) w! V% \, Y' o3 YThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
  M; E& U4 N6 k  O' ykonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.! k' i; Q2 v' V2 C! e/ Z

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 j8 {4 S: d% `, [" U7 Z2 n* @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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+ z) n/ I' V. J* h* c# oIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 R& m2 T. l1 treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ D3 U+ [$ o  \% j
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& \9 ]/ M/ T7 F& A. V
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 Y; ]% M0 a  e7 p! ^, e1 W2 e
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, q6 w1 Q+ X6 O. u& x$ W
disgrasful and it should go away.5 H" u1 y- j, w$ t

' x4 M; ?# s  s7 nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% h. k8 A4 G2 a1 u( J
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ n8 E- G0 ], g/ w- C4 eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# d+ P9 ?; E- j* {9 U0 Z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  G5 q4 b$ N0 ]Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& G4 G4 j- W4 ]3 x& C# Y# T
forst plas.
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. W; w/ l' m" H/ |( I6 M' n) YIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) V! m4 S7 n9 b0 ?0 W* N还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; ^, ?: _* m- l: q5 s) P( H
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 K! f' ?1 D# E* Z0 L5 G* T/ K
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 B+ s0 A* D$ ~# q# @+ [) x
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 p8 |( A2 R7 }4 M3 O' [这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( Y- h% I# t! h* E8 f3 S+ [0 \8 K0 j
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:( K, j: J6 }# N0 d& ?2 j# o/ [0 L
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ U' w  O+ q+ B% J1 W% I4 X0 X你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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& I+ ?/ _2 B+ h+ ~焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& P+ S7 ]' H! Q" O4 S( {
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ ~# e  O5 S$ D3 n, q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 R% h& I  [8 ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% O6 H7 _8 P8 X, x路过,让你们看看我的波
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