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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 I: Z$ A8 B/ I  W5 {  [1 H, Y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was6 C/ P! [% `' c: _! m9 j! L
the other possibility.6 l8 Q$ t7 d- i/ X+ v5 z# l
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% U) ]2 F6 _& z' v, o  |
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
3 K$ A% @/ f$ T, G2 C. H  O- ~/ M; z* Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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4 F) V4 _( |- e! z; I& G- aIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  @& D" _7 n. l" ]' ^
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 {  ?5 I. R: K' T2 ^9 t8 h* v9 ]+ |
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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2 C/ _; N* T; j# `- JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 z! |& R. M/ |) x0 D  K9 B, htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# X. U1 i3 t" [( G
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ _7 s  j5 i- U- w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.+ H  z. d* c) y6 Q6 H

# N3 n2 B+ L( Z) |Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 j" l& @, S0 }3 I
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) D5 q, K! m* Dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.( c4 i) ?2 q2 S' O( s. W
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ L4 Q: u' H+ ]7 M5 |
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.& f/ ~# Z% v" B1 d: Y
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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% D0 m; ~+ {( t" {  a0 G$ |If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
" b( F" H2 q2 g" @* q  l4 p还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:+ G) `6 Q; r) z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 x6 n$ w- J) R* D/ ^5 ]2 a) y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 e- o  W8 W" V
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( v0 R8 n- e7 k' U& z3 E* a, E0 }$ G
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& ]5 M( C  H' W* I$ O  S) Z. Y3 X+ D
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 J+ s  w7 Y9 J$ {( c% q, E
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- O8 ]* j( T' |1 S0 K- [( z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  I5 D0 |7 W- {/ k, G

' \, S  o" a& c# _2 Z焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& o6 R2 _; c* w4 h
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 P+ A) Z8 k6 z9 g
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 H4 ~, U: o3 P9 t好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ h. v# h/ P9 i' u' I! v路过,让你们看看我的波
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