欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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3 T4 W6 @, R/ R# U! p) b) RAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
8 r7 X5 m& D; U- }spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 E/ X* L) h& C+ e* @6 Gplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

! b5 I: @1 R! f; y- N$ gIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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$ }! p+ U1 ~  U3 G5 tThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ H' W4 e0 C7 i/ P5 K& {konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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% r* P$ C+ A) ]$ @6 d$ uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, v3 M+ c& K/ Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' b# V- e- u% z1 lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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, ^$ F. N( V! I2 b# k( V: CGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 O* t; o& {, v7 qdisgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

5 \# J% l" e, n$ ^+ b# ^( r' j6 UZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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- c( R2 a/ K: C9 ^7 fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
4 A3 V& U( C3 c7 @; v还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' v+ Y  {. u+ vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ E+ B6 l8 w6 B[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

' H) Y. s# w% ^+ y               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ [$ _) r& _" t6 q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
+ H" z7 L  t; B! c$ S2 K! C好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 _; \! T* v" l3 @' x/ i你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

3 l, U. v* Y7 D; _, L) K焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
2 x: \! k8 {/ c4 n6 W惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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