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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
0 n2 g) ?6 T6 B4 K0 j; ?be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English$ v( n# {: U( N) \5 O1 t4 m, M
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" [) o$ k" }6 V+ |" g) M2 K
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 _7 X3 f7 V% Q+ U  {( h+ [5 d6 w' l
the sivil servants jump with joy.% u7 s+ c" d: D$ x3 h8 O$ d

. m+ @7 h. F, y5 q' QThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up5 J* N: o1 Z, X  C3 h; O! P
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% y7 s: _. U1 L3 O6 rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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5 \9 Z5 K9 y9 R# J4 H  fIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 n9 }$ I) \; |% o0 g8 z
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- S  ]: t. k- {6 r! S6 A5 t0 F
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% \: j+ ?6 M+ L: X9 Y6 }+ m4 dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; y; c7 w2 r& _! ]8 s" E
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 G$ u; B6 k* \/ z) T
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ [, N# a0 Y. O! c# F; E- n+ h
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+ ^* v, `: l( J5 n! e. l& E9 gIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* _! M% N2 L9 v$ e
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# R( e1 ?$ C: f0 T4 ~
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ [9 ^: M' P7 y3 v
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:8 F: @1 w1 y7 {# v, U' e
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:" W) R) v. Z: ?! L  p6 K2 c
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ i6 C4 V4 T. _  L6 l3 ], i8 q* S9 u" J
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:* N# S0 M5 V9 G
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, i$ N3 o9 y& L, W# X- C1 J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: q2 Q& ?( H+ O. X
路过,让你们看看我的波
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