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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 B% f; S* J/ v6 F; A) o  `
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was  [" g; Y% X+ |% Q, T; Q! q
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8 }/ j# P* C% a. l. k! \+ n. CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
8 e0 f+ B. ^% e: N* Q' aspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% t# _0 c( a9 g
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." y# j% `. H  ^0 g0 B3 p( P: h
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 i4 n2 T- L$ o+ }# V& P: J5 X9 D
the sivil servants jump with joy.6 n( `5 c5 A* M

# R: }% H3 G4 i9 iThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 Z2 r# }1 d% ]1 Z6 htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
) c: i( V8 S# b7 q9 o4 f0 d% ^) Ffotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 q! ^+ \! r0 A+ \5 Y
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.6 D0 U. s: u6 H# ?6 `
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 Q4 s1 J( I/ _& p& O
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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$ S: d% u0 m1 |( G; B$ @6 kAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is8 i* s# n# y7 |2 a& L
disgrasful and it should go away.
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% g" {# a1 @. h. q! a& E- ~; s3 T5 oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) {/ F' k# `4 F4 h+ @+ m
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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1 I5 m( _8 o' j& Y8 x1 bZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
$ P* ]0 {: L9 x: p  gunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 a7 c; Z7 Z" {: O2 S3 CUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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1 j: A1 F4 X3 s2 W" W: oIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:1 J- }) R5 t7 y2 A+ Q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% Z# _$ v$ A, C9 d
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( y0 {+ k& u& p" d) y$ h* m
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* s! b% A% y6 Y( o: u4 I% \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; N0 `% G7 p; D, r' \& w这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! r! F0 D+ g. s0 E: ]) W6 r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) q. I, R+ r( u  V0 k1 F4 o9 Y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 k3 q( h) c  O$ j6 E% E) E
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 y8 W8 L( T$ _# a7 C1 O+ L1 p1 J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: @$ Y- I' [& ^6 p/ ?* _
路过,让你们看看我的波

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