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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( I% L1 `/ W! G& U3 @/ V6 yspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" L: ]+ V  g' ~7 _7 D! |2 fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 o1 k+ |: ^8 n# O% lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up! {% ~% n* V3 \3 u: v6 D9 g& B
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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0 |5 ?2 l5 ~% C$ F( @* R) lThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, Q, i7 A  z* W3 Ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 {/ V1 Q; B# Y& ?5 ^9 ]
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# L  U# ]" b# h. Z+ [3 S
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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( N+ q6 _/ _) h+ ^; L: I; v5 ^! r6 dAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with# t, ]) I/ q( i1 C+ B
"z" and "w" with "v".
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! R6 K( G- B% kDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
# \/ d3 @9 f! \after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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  _6 U' p# S% D4 u9 eZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: W5 X) O  u9 \0 N' @* d% ]If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ W1 o. e0 i) F0 R* b6 x* G, N
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
& Y. m  R% g, Q3 K4 ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 j3 ]. u( v2 y/ F+ Y( \( pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 Y. W! a( r0 C/ J) D- m
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* a# N1 w- O" U( g9 q9 x1 N5 X

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# J  v# g+ U2 m0 h3 y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 K5 x( ^% G+ {3 J- y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 w9 {6 U/ @# \
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 N0 d! ^$ J" o) Q$ h你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
; Y7 d' i; P6 {5 |8 L惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! E& \) T" ~( b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
' A6 `# K& }5 k$ J+ T4 t' o( B. O路过,让你们看看我的波
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