欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
* q/ d' G: Q( i- K7 [! }. hbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

9 @; ~+ A2 C  b3 i* D3 \. U# XAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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' o/ a( E$ W2 p& }& ?The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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0 o; V: Q) B# B2 I! mThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
+ @+ l+ b  R, ?) {8 }reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
. E/ E; m8 D- dben a deterent to akurate speling.

6 U: E# a# I7 h& I9 oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ g7 o7 S* _5 p, _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
- t- p& B: {! G. c) v"z" and "w" with "v".

8 v. k) g, G. z: @" wDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. x  R6 r! U9 L. s, v% h' d% Iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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" z6 p- R& g& T' R1 Q; oZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 _# b4 ?& q4 nUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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/ L+ R  }$ Z3 ]* f. OIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
4 f* v* t7 i& C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! x7 u' N. X% \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" A% M9 L1 R8 D+ E$ B- edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 z" S  I7 B8 r) \. C这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! q$ _8 p2 S) v$ f: }) f' l8 B( J. u你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

2 e6 L+ \$ R5 v% s  n焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 a# j; h9 f+ ]' \# B* X: }) x惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
8 f8 H+ I$ p$ ]6 a$ u. f路过，让你们看看我的波

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