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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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7 J+ n( V8 u+ D  N, T; eAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, d+ b6 f- N" T2 Y
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in) l& p' r, L- a1 z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." O" _8 l" v. R% s6 h

- I2 [0 X+ {$ @' ZIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 x- n( }0 g4 R- ^2 U2 E
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
1 _4 ]3 U2 }* V. @9 Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% j/ T) c/ N. X3 e
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; H) @; l7 s) X9 `: `# j
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 {+ k$ v7 L$ o8 t+ aGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 D3 e5 C) A4 W6 u
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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7 n, a6 \  M5 s! hAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 O- P7 P4 J' L: g& O/ ?
disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ y7 x3 w8 k' S4 O) OBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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; f4 l# K; W0 P* U' c6 g0 R+ TDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 ~0 O3 A+ m  K6 I! Z
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- @9 ^8 j5 y3 X6 V

8 T) I- V, Y) n' iZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# z  G5 V4 R" ]2 [
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( ~9 \7 U2 q# P- ]1 bUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: I+ Y( d8 g; P! G- t; x" B: EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ m9 m. k2 i- t4 R7 k还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- F+ |0 j3 L- k6 ]" O8 ?2 I- i8 `
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! f6 Y, N2 A4 w  hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! L7 ?3 a0 X9 i/ }+ @1 S8 P
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
* c! U: b1 A/ B! k& l4 X这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 m) {- q( {1 {8 z( m$ x0 j- U6 Z5 Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 X- S) A/ S/ c3 I2 y- b3 l6 l9 c7 n7 ]
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:" e0 ~% |+ R7 G, j! [1 I/ W
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:0 c: w" T* ~7 E! s4 k+ l! u' x' m

% H" x# }: L7 @& L" ~焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 a1 k# \, K1 F: Q1 w

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:2 C# y: x9 g; ]3 X7 i" w
路过,让你们看看我的波

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