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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% p  G- r' p8 ^" b9 S
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 n1 m7 G3 u5 n  @) l
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 L0 E' q6 O6 h& E. I; c/ y) e+ D, q
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; ?& E# w/ Y3 F: J6 P
the sivil servants jump with joy.+ A& U- C& ]! e4 J
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, P2 A- |: ?$ c8 Y7 e+ d
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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4 N7 X+ s0 g+ m4 }9 b0 R$ [& O* oThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
  E; ]. F, C( ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; ~; E& S+ j! i4 M" P/ ?
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% b6 M" U4 ~: p1 h: {( U
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: B  O+ t  c% R* U8 n2 y
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  M$ d1 w, b' o
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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- z$ @' a6 s/ aAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) y7 P7 a/ ]+ V7 q3 b$ L5 K7 ]disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with7 ]8 I; a$ u) S9 \( W
"z" and "w" with "v".+ w( a. J+ s8 R2 `2 O) P
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 X# e- \/ R, m+ vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 t' q- Z. l* A  j/ C# P

3 s# c: }3 I* L6 `0 q" Q' V% \, `Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( N' f  K( Z' f! x- g5 o5 wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
) W' T7 g$ c, [6 \3 U# ?$ qUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; n5 Y& g; y$ H  z0 n9 ~
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1 x, a7 Z+ r3 i5 EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 F) |5 `3 S0 X0 _& t0 @# p; O
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( f! F: L  C- R4 k! ?; d
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
  d$ X( `8 t# L8 O这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 _8 ^& E4 ]. L. g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 [6 M4 S( ?' Y/ k
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 E* L: ~2 s% t8 M) p% }/ e# c' @8 C
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" D0 t; D+ O' g
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
, s& r* u" l0 T# K  k) M惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# c* z/ k3 s/ Y' v& Q) L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: u$ v: b1 m* B! y5 n
路过,让你们看看我的波
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