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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
  I: T. E& @0 Q1 w" U8 ]be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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* H8 l' p! ^$ i, l' G# o1 `8 R2 AAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English8 A& E' ~* `" `( d5 }9 [
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 k5 p& P/ J" Q* o, b# _
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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/ J8 ]- h& i2 f$ @1 TThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up- O. Y+ U% H! ?5 g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.% {! \( Z$ j* Z  K

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.! ]  p) S: u" T' v
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' l* e# |% b  k( ~2 }8 H! k- f
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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+ q* T# o9 x, P/ L" }7 @' p% sAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 d. g3 v! N! v0 \6 b0 r) \6 |7 P. `
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& G' r* G3 c" T6 }
"z" and "w" with "v".
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( p7 s) l( P) z; F# J$ N, lDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ O# m$ G; o: m0 L! S
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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0 Y  I9 U7 |2 \" eZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% ?/ {% I8 e* p7 ~; [: U' E6 z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! T# F* F. \: h. X. {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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" `* q/ t" @) RIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  g6 V5 f8 j! s- _% b还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 E5 d" _5 U% s& g; A0 p2 t# Hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& G; c. ^8 e2 b* O& A- X1 B# i0 l

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 @- |& f" r6 d7 ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 u( s+ J! I: S6 A
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:3 l5 i: T; T; _+ }3 z! z% z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 f0 r9 g/ t1 w# G- {
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:) E4 B8 N( o. U, M' ^# }8 j
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' o" x' l8 J8 _+ i& }5 t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- X; g9 j$ L/ s7 F# k
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: y0 W5 n* n7 \, i7 X4 L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* U! X  u* c# l. z' \/ d8 f路过,让你们看看我的波

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