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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 m, B. G5 W8 j- x) `; p
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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: z! Q" I9 c( l! ?2 l/ {+ qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
2 G) J. n% R( {% Rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ g- D- z: `) Y. w
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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9 G/ `& ?8 w- sIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; ~5 y4 M$ ^* y+ ]9 W4 h
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
  G% a. |: W) R6 K# ]konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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- e  a% e7 \  uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* o$ \  B" x: `3 `
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
  E0 o7 F" d/ Z7 c) D( areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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. e9 ~- Y, H; BGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; ?% f& [, K4 V) J
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 V9 v7 e. n. G; G" D) Q2 |

/ }5 o" c' Z2 Q- E& G) GAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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; @  p7 y2 ?0 L( k+ k0 H9 m' WBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- n/ |& a9 Z1 X7 D/ pafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  P) H4 `  F7 A; w3 Z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.4 ~8 D: i. e) d3 E
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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& a$ n( P2 J) |+ AIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 D* [& X4 a% v1 j. I1 r2 u还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ j, J% C' _. A6 g  `" b5 S6 Z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 i8 r5 @) \9 Q! ~) v

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ l* Z. C" |4 W$ u/ k
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& S3 E0 _( L, \; w
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:8 ?! \( G' q+ T9 y; y3 y
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( l) K. G6 E% a! ?
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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% p( G6 \, o3 N8 x+ y  i# P- `焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! L* V1 Z  m2 _4 k/ A4 V

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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  i$ N- ^/ n7 w. G& ]. G4 `: P2 e  x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- @" ]% ~2 E* F9 g
路过,让你们看看我的波

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