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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 w6 E5 e: h% T5 H* `
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 U2 u+ H4 I7 v: q6 g% Z- R+ N
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" `! \( A' b( P4 n4 f
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 }- m5 o5 s7 E7 R- S  L
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; T; D# [; K! L$ m
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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4 v& I; ]7 e8 @* k6 o- u6 d* ?There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
1 w' N/ O; c5 j" j  I3 Y  ftroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ U3 E. `( i7 i5 C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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) W* Z; k* T" v5 z- nGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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1 x' A, q6 H- u9 H5 ]Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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: v/ L2 M- I% r7 t5 W$ }# CBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 s) l2 Y) o0 [6 @$ J
"z" and "w" with "v".
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6 D2 R% ], ^6 y. G  @" bDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. r4 N- `# _; w' w3 }# L* {after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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7 i0 [0 @* f5 |3 @  [Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 {4 }/ w$ w8 N0 t9 y1 h( X( yunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.' }+ e- C0 j4 e  S; y
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% g" d6 G6 i5 f% s
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ e# y7 W3 g- [& t. xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 ]& ^- d! e% F0 E1 j

$ O4 O; R8 `0 n4 F[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ Q4 H+ k# H  @
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:" F2 T  y3 ~, E7 j/ g  ~6 E
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ g8 Q+ Z$ e6 a0 E! q3 P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 U, l2 e6 f( K# ?( o& ~
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 b% t. M9 {+ F: [
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( I& P, F/ X3 B6 {/ J

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% E9 N& y3 j2 T
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. n" ^; @& v& \( s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:5 q/ Z) V3 o! J% h
路过,让你们看看我的波

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