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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will, S% J  t  }2 E: b
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was, t% y2 R# d4 K  l" `8 r; ^+ r
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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+ @$ G! D% A  x* z0 K" d6 bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
; m* S$ ?* H2 [" G, H5 ekonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 c6 ^0 X) R$ ftroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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8 `& ~, m+ B; K1 PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 Y5 H1 f" Q6 k9 W4 S6 Q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: M( H4 C+ [, O, b' t0 \' G! l7 C
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: B0 c& Q3 G  P0 I- p) I/ Tben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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% d2 U# ~2 C# C$ Y( |By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. p0 a& e' d0 I7 i* u' E$ j
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. S- o: s% E  H: C2 u; e
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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, w) Y% M! ^/ p) pUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# Z$ @% q4 ^- l
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:! z% t& i$ Q- D! H
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- h0 S  A7 n, x/ f
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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. s% E7 A: |: K  }3 Q1 z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* r9 Z: h! [# I3 e% |, O
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:& E- L9 }% A6 W
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 |  r+ L; a: [4 X$ T. |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- w# x. R3 A7 u- e- _( q- u4 z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 Z2 }: J  O6 D" R8 I, _- f惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 s5 [) J5 V: a' g  B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 N2 _* z9 c) t  L8 b" |+ T路过,让你们看看我的波
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