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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ F/ N2 |# {7 [
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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. f0 I8 X; }6 h5 XAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
+ O$ }9 p; c9 P$ C, `% V& Bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' o8 i7 e$ Y6 d5 |  X
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" a1 o% T: i, d# mIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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% y+ N$ w- M# @1 {The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ p( A! u) l! b, _( Y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 C% a; l, j" o
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 ]6 g/ o* ?, n8 ?- R+ ~( n
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 q" n) n0 h1 Q! Y  l$ n) Yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.; T1 d1 Y- d6 J5 L

7 D+ N9 z; L* g& Q9 w, W+ QGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always( o* w7 a0 g# e4 [: M/ l
ben a deterent to akurate speling.% h) X0 {3 v: ^( k6 y) z# `, W: t

( `' v5 M5 j' O( A3 h6 i7 FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
( W2 ?$ C7 ]0 p6 a, _disgrasful and it should go away.
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2 E7 i& V! U; NBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 w5 `7 H1 u% L( N
"z" and "w" with "v".% \8 H1 n/ i, g3 g6 H

+ W# r7 k% C9 RDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* x, p% H2 J& }. j5 H3 t! b. zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 n( W- w# L) {4 W0 P8 Q  wZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  V+ d1 o$ C0 l" K6 v( `understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.- u' w& I" q5 O8 @% `2 F+ p
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' W; J% I0 X3 M  h
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ G) Y8 v3 A2 R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. \5 N+ q" u& t% A( [9 {+ A0 e' S
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 S- w- e) V" G/ U; ?* {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( s7 H9 N, u4 @1 \5 P" Y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 M& b/ Y* [* i  E: j

2 T( Y5 ?) ^9 B) A2 \[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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, u* z2 b- m$ p, q) L               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" H* y5 `- Y. ?0 P2 v  X

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 Z6 _6 q$ s* h* W2 R这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* n8 T3 b. |7 k9 G; }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 T8 L0 I2 M0 t+ Q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* b5 I# C: {7 R! \, w# ?
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  a8 ?5 v8 ]4 X: _$ M. h
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. Y' A+ V, S$ f! j3 ?' q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" `- g6 R$ Y  @2 P
路过,让你们看看我的波
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