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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ A& U/ S, w- j$ d7 r  [9 S
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% k5 e0 ?0 G6 v. [% T& l' G4 I) _
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 Z. O$ Y1 u! O' B$ y1 Y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 K( n& A9 ]- Y# q
the sivil servants jump with joy.5 A2 ]: f3 D; A0 s% h

) S8 L& l4 I, r( SThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% X" h% M: k) I* M& _
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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. G! u: @* Y" w# lThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the5 @3 h; J5 t1 ]$ `
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ ^& M8 H( H7 z" m9 a# C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 Z. m0 X- }/ D* v" u7 I4 z
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always. w2 d, C8 k0 m1 F* w
ben a deterent to akurate speling.* c' Q7 M/ T4 s% G4 B( \5 M; H8 h
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% W  N, z  M- j
"z" and "w" with "v".7 d0 @  d9 ^" r, ~* d# w3 k

- S  K* C4 n$ Z  K& ~During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; D3 }1 ~4 U1 g' r
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.4 I2 b; M& }8 b8 Z# I/ ~
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  ~1 g4 W  w) q4 U. V6 B
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* m8 ~' Q+ e& p. z& u7 l3 w
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% `3 h/ W( H6 b; [2 Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( T, B+ Z9 w& b% u0 N- Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- v5 E, l3 B9 {! X
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 _$ K) P- I( [# d9 ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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4 }$ g: v" y" ~; I) D. a               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ P4 c4 P9 D8 F6 g* `( I, [
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# b0 S, N7 b1 @$ z0 d这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ b# b% G+ h- w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 R/ r0 O' [1 L" a1 [, D
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:& \' @. L! H9 V8 F1 b7 D% u; o

# ]% z; w6 _* }5 g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! C  v7 o4 |: F- y( n
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 Q9 j$ x( N1 R' C" V- h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 {+ |7 @9 e( b+ a  z路过,让你们看看我的波

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