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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
) m& J" {$ I. U% wbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 l# D' _8 b- q2 w5 Q1 l  I( {
the sivil servants jump with joy.' l+ U4 j  u6 f" L. p
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up# |/ h% c) Z7 R7 I/ r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 d" n4 a/ A$ }* f5 p, B7 jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 \3 p$ V. T$ p! I: G; J$ _$ V
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.3 Q* U% c' A  o2 `5 h
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always+ U. l" k, m' B' n8 M
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ _$ g  R' C; R
disgrasful and it should go away.) w- V  e) V# h4 L3 N4 f, b
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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5 B6 N6 _1 E; A4 {/ D' X6 f8 T& n! o" GDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 W; ]# G! R* v' k) Y
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 b( T. S3 _0 {4 q

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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  n& B/ a( x8 M# E# K, D  ~+ b/ }; yUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) a! }: ?: l' _0 k& L
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 n0 r& _. S& Q& d' x' H6 u- V
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 H$ g' B) G  j
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* x- C) s0 m5 H  adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 z1 L5 h. }) P7 l

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
* S- a. P3 g4 S3 @! ~3 a这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 y" F& p: o) F$ j5 C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ R' t$ z' k! |5 |# V2 L$ F7 [
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) V  `2 k) e8 [7 \- A
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( g# T+ K! N$ E" `' h  b
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
/ ]( S! e8 D% g4 B5 L- e8 |9 T惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; j: I( m0 \; J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- E& K7 j, Q, Z4 H
路过,让你们看看我的波
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