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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will  F& W4 h' ?5 A' ?/ J
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was8 l5 Y) O: `, @* K8 g
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: R# J9 {* T6 Y. W$ n& ^8 L
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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5 o" [+ \& e" b8 Y: C* V5 iThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; N2 v( @' E9 ^& n1 F. I. n( k8 L
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.4 D1 @  O% Y' b+ b$ p8 O6 s; F
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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  K# q' Q8 A; T8 kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always/ ^% J' h- [" A' n
ben a deterent to akurate speling.0 P! J  e( y. Z; E
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% B  C; T% q+ v+ j3 h5 k
disgrasful and it should go away.3 I9 f# I' e) A, K
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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8 [( |5 T3 Z1 C1 e0 [1 n  BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 C; @/ U# G: A$ A+ y; l
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 p4 `# ]; }6 P4 g8 Y

3 r* D" U! l& j) dZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 j* M. a% n+ r
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 u: g" o7 ~( C
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) o) ^0 K* O- ^2 q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  B1 d& e$ V0 i/ F" m* y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ f* n0 T/ _5 y1 y3 S! odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ h) Y; ~! j! k1 m) U
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 ^( S7 U' H& J  v: |
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  I' E4 r, W# n9 _$ ~" _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- o. N) _3 N' `* }: A/ [
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) [$ V& V. \- ?
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. z" ]6 S& N1 c; \( T( x
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% s0 Q/ _3 {/ s  o/ b: l( r惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 P7 {5 w* _: m
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# K: T4 j( t& z8 X# |; }路过,让你们看看我的波
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