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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 a1 `% M$ N! v  a0 x3 o6 c. h
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was, z# }# h0 W  b+ X
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
' O, t/ g3 z( N9 C2 sspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 D5 L# [! D- m2 W1 A* _) [( b
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 w/ X7 E  `; s. C; Z8 R0 J

$ w0 @5 y" Q/ V. \! U8 \In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 d& `7 R' e3 Q% e# v
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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; |+ x7 {/ w( `& b" GThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
9 g( m) N1 }8 d& q" l( j5 xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.# x& [  p9 d; l/ z* a5 G* w  T

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& R  B6 c8 `, C4 [6 G5 ?1 s4 ]7 GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: Z. L0 x, U2 J) a7 R  L+ Atroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like9 ^1 |0 v! z3 ~, m2 B4 q: ]
fotograf 20% shorter.6 K% j$ _- }# p, B) F" W2 g
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 n0 m# J. X$ G( G
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 `6 l) a7 T8 ]6 {disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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, Q2 w( e6 I5 BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 R& b! ^: B# D% A% ^+ s  b4 w, a
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* f3 E" c* y; j1 m& K6 E' C4 E! [
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.7 L+ a2 U0 m* S) T! h$ i
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. A: A2 J4 C  ?2 M, Z
forst plas.
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: U& w9 Q* C5 J+ h+ G& @If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* d5 w, x. N3 O8 q8 N还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 S& Q1 t% O4 b" E3 \
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ e3 ?" U: ^+ V1 u
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* g$ `; o, f+ N6 L) ~9 k
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; [" T6 v& V% r( K. [& Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 x3 `6 e1 [; f3 H: W你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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0 H: f6 @! ~9 o+ f9 B- \焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( @# `* H! S* L' {& o4 ~" J

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 _' d( {* I& m6 u
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' c/ k/ R+ S, ^" q& V# ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# g# ~8 A0 @! S9 [& p4 @路过,让你们看看我的波

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