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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
% N/ L! C% _, I& Q. y& dbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
0 d" i) d. k! k3 e+ Q5 E4 J' Cthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 r0 {! l& K3 Q( o6 _" ~. k6 B
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ P) v! l; m+ h, l1 b" g, fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 W! {* p0 I. [1 I8 @
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 X7 R! I5 b, y. P! A
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 k5 d* M, x1 Y
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+ ?* f2 K5 Q) ^There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' ^8 O" t# w4 `1 c1 r" Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like* r, n; j" Z; _+ }5 U
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' _: R/ A8 {1 X% [: e/ Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! H5 N, X& g( xGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
( F7 s7 b- K- V9 G3 A0 N# ^9 L9 u4 Lben a deterent to akurate speling.% J4 }$ W: I9 i6 M7 C$ ]5 q; W

& u  m4 H* l# sAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
. B, j$ Y% [5 Q6 jdisgrasful and it should go away.5 o1 O4 f; y. }

4 D6 x8 h7 u( f$ K8 G* C# _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 g8 N# _, f: C' v2 A
"z" and "w" with "v".6 ~( g# e6 g- X% N  C
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& ~7 Z/ C; \6 R
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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5 |5 q, ^. e# l$ U! nZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
0 U+ p; F9 z  c, D1 zunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 W* t- h) ^3 r) m7 {3 yUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:7 Y6 [1 N: N2 r- f9 k; \0 F8 Z
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; w% }+ y/ U# ^7 ^such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- a9 I# B" Q1 @& y! Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 M& B+ y/ i1 m" e

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 t5 d! z5 Z/ Idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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/ F& e2 A& P) Y4 A0 `6 j7 m               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ p4 V$ T& s+ Z, N# \3 w, c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:3 `: F! C% Q& C# R+ j% F
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& l; `* I5 ^% a, G4 ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 C, c! m& _7 i2 d* a7 L# W/ m" u
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ i3 l9 z7 j. A+ f你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 e2 s& p. _, {! U
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ N: W% N. D1 r! A) b# N% _$ O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 I: h9 ^; d- ~! g7 p
路过,让你们看看我的波
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