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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* v3 i; V9 _4 u
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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9 ]: e6 d* {2 S% S/ K* ZAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; s5 c9 O6 E' V: l: Pspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
! B1 F6 B0 K, e) b4 S- Z' F% }. J8 Y6 Qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ t9 \- `, U2 G7 v0 R
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
7 R6 s3 [% Y) x. O/ W$ xthe sivil servants jump with joy.( T+ x0 O- T) t  r8 B
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, ^8 G5 \  p% J1 o; t$ htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 L2 J3 n: w( N5 H' Z/ t8 H
fotograf 20% shorter.
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! o! X2 Z4 l5 W9 z, w* G3 sIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# m3 \' F. ]$ m7 u
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- |( ?! y# Q% V* \( p# h8 z7 p+ j
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ ~& B1 A& A# W+ H+ Hben a deterent to akurate speling.& k. z, ]1 }4 D% y

- E( Z4 R0 a0 c6 B2 x1 cAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
9 l( D8 V) d+ R' I# X; Gdisgrasful and it should go away.
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. ~9 N) @" j+ J" T8 I# FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! o( h! N% `/ u4 }3 y% m
"z" and "w" with "v"., [. I( ~8 `, a) B6 W/ M* B

  ?3 c. T7 N( Q. zDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 x4 q$ C7 J& `$ f  f! {* P& K0 F
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl./ \4 ~8 M# h" @4 ?. d3 G' s0 V

' |, P* n1 W* IZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 e/ H3 q  A4 I+ e% T) s" n+ x
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 ?4 J' O" R( W& p0 L
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze1 S5 L* n, V( X* a1 R0 m
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2 h5 O: L1 h% ~. b+ wIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
. @- `7 x2 w9 \( z; {/ b还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
- F/ a5 X: T! A8 [% w& u0 r" m# Qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- R$ \) o0 A2 U* d4 H1 ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# L) b0 R6 u4 E/ \& J9 hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; x  }. v! K/ L

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ \: [! m4 O7 z& v' N; O3 _7 ~# Y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; n" }. p/ Q. `" Q4 N1 @/ J, x4 b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:3 B! F9 V. m2 s  S* {' B* N4 j) ~
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: v. T5 ]1 D$ ]7 N  L
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ m" d% `+ J% j0 |

: u1 {! W1 F0 ?( T1 l焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
) d( {, X+ g+ Y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 x( q! K) k; Y  D
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) @3 c7 O. B/ w) C8 \* j3 Z# D
路过,让你们看看我的波
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