埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2402|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, `) X2 J! T8 s/ o5 {6 ?be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was( y' x8 U& C! r& Q4 ?
the other possibility.' o1 f; v4 v$ n. y
- Z) ?3 U! H' \1 w5 i8 {9 @$ H
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
, g; N- }: @' p6 mspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% {1 Y( q& F. ~' K/ w0 {plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 r( r& B; U9 C$ ?9 ~5 w! v

2 n9 D& A$ t: c- e" r' O6 ]8 w! pIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& {0 w# b5 ~# h" Z- s
the sivil servants jump with joy.
2 I$ n" C; V4 l) v, a. W
6 c- `3 y/ b+ @7 C) `( zThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ l$ j3 W7 Z0 A% B
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.. ^; V3 H7 O1 p; |

/ u9 Q( D7 m5 y* ^0 h1 G7 v
) \9 s% a1 P6 i) c/ u# `There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! Y7 S$ b6 U2 s  ^& N& b4 ^+ vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% ~3 S3 h' z, C) ]2 z$ v' p! C
fotograf 20% shorter.7 K5 x# M+ J4 P- a+ _1 L9 o

+ h( H! [# R3 pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
  k2 U% C9 L# N- K3 P  Preach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
( K" T; S, j, l/ E7 D1 D) H6 f6 ~" C, A/ g( w- ~
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* E  w$ k/ M' c' D) I6 Y" t0 Z: R
ben a deterent to akurate speling.% }2 j) d" P2 w, ^2 R! _9 t! t

% k/ c- o1 V/ G0 e& h% ^Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) f" q) W5 J# j0 |1 g
disgrasful and it should go away.
. P: K) F1 |; Q5 }( r- r+ p$ X9 n  i3 }  \2 I/ X$ ^" K
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
: R$ }" ?4 F/ H! _1 F5 l3 c"z" and "w" with "v".
& J9 x. G$ V- X6 O( Z/ |; c' u2 d. R% z
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' X  u) @2 N7 d, m
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
* v* U  |3 x- n: D! ~; C4 n3 Y5 D5 y
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 W# x" S. I$ s" a' y8 I* Punderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( F( {* l% c! N+ y7 A) [Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze$ b, U- n0 r+ D
forst plas.
6 a+ I9 Z( ]  G! ]) h, s( |5 ?7 [
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
2 }2 `8 S, ]" D还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 Y' P$ H! [5 Z5 l2 S
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
8 g. a0 E+ R& d! Q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
0 w8 R: s1 B1 A( |" m; h, c: s( {& r9 l$ y6 g5 ^6 q  {" p
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
; ]' |, p; _# I! Z0 jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
1 {9 `1 j( R2 Y3 ~. X  m9 k
# \. J# G, |/ Z6 ?* t[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

0 X+ T- T" P( B+ ]; X
/ o$ a. v7 ?( A' B# B3 y2 U3 c: x! ?: T2 \
               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
: [: z4 H' p' r% c9 }$ H4 }% j7 ~/ s
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- b! R; O) Y; r' Q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" W5 X) N8 E4 F% n9 D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 e  H( P3 B! C0 p7 d+ {5 M
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
. [# o2 ?9 ^  c% d你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 A; n( |) T. }7 K' H8 R$ G% K% m
/ Y% m2 Q+ {) F* V' Y. U, ]
焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
- d( ?' L5 ^4 }; P/ \8 _# n' d
* j, q+ z" i6 {4 r0 m
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
& J8 d5 P+ |' h8 O惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; Q$ N7 b+ x7 \5 Q5 D0 ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ r5 U  R4 n+ |/ b* y- U/ U, j' `
路过,让你们看看我的波

: [$ l2 m" w  a0 q' j5 Q* h谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-7-20 12:46 , Processed in 2.131849 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表