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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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) t" F3 v& z7 {( t2 EAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English& V* t# n1 j* e, e
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make- W& V8 x, g1 a* ^0 y  Q+ d2 M
the sivil servants jump with joy.6 j3 Z  j6 j- [7 n

/ n& ^0 V  k1 ZThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 j7 d  M8 U$ ]' W2 H$ T4 B
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- p9 s  Z$ b% e# g+ S5 x
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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% _: g1 l$ a" R  YIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ b' Y" q4 ^3 X! C: I. Q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always. T4 p- X7 g5 g/ m
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 y0 v! D) P/ n1 e
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 @6 Q: P( R% p3 J1 L( R
"z" and "w" with "v".' j& T3 p# f; i7 F1 y: \, K

8 p5 z. W& ~) pDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 x( C6 x9 Q9 ?, Eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, `% R8 o& V4 y# \# j
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.( M0 G, F) Z* c! Z+ A
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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, u' ~) x/ J" {" X) IIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:  [- S$ w; b" f0 ^. J( f
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* C% t( v" z+ ?) K* `: V2 [
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- ^# ^( S( t7 E+ O
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# F9 ~, E, ]8 v6 U& t5 M
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 d2 N3 r* ~$ V- C" Q+ c5 K1 A
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! B% ?0 `2 x# E8 G这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 W: ^, i( N7 c" ?) B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 P2 {5 O9 B7 L0 b. B  s
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ q  `8 s# e. E. z2 {) a你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:0 G* J' e* I0 ?# i' b6 d( t7 d; o

% T! |( t, Z  K4 P5 |. N  F焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 }' t, a  f0 {5 s3 V+ y0 q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 i4 l) l* e! x; g* M7 |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 m3 B( _$ ^5 @, J- G" c$ X路过,让你们看看我的波
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