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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 V$ g1 U/ k6 u0 y( j# a
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 k9 I7 J  |, Y! h8 O
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: z. L; J4 k, O: D+ q
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( z! ]& p3 Y9 a5 Z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." @+ C4 l1 B3 W9 H* S

$ J: ^* ]% X2 j0 r  AIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( |( d+ w5 ?' M# `8 c2 m  S
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  J5 x6 u$ n$ ~# a- d
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.0 r7 Z: L4 g' p$ ]
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% M5 h" \  E0 y+ TThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 ~+ Q. S: t, |: v* v- Q. y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% k. ~5 k4 x9 X1 q3 r* a7 N
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ J- f1 {" C6 M# q" @
disgrasful and it should go away.5 H7 g+ `7 P; A7 I6 _0 O
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- S& y( X- ^: i! f' B+ D9 ?' m
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 k2 a# ^+ [. H3 R1 f$ B  Q4 y

2 f+ g% \5 ]- S( N" X3 EZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
$ ]3 c6 L+ {: G+ [+ z/ [understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 z* x. e, B4 l4 iUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 {: a9 ]# s# K" {# I
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 p1 j8 P( {" @% W# |还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:: o7 E# i* l; l2 d
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 S3 b0 m5 F. [" i: G& Idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: m  U. W) [7 t4 W- Y4 V3 P6 K

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% j/ T+ C# t, L
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' F: q4 D/ m% a& y. R

9 }$ a+ K; ^& N. G- U% J3 S[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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3 g* V+ c* N+ L1 R1 z9 D0 x, c, F               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 N. d$ j, I) M: G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! Z* G8 O0 [7 a& \, E. G
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 l) u% \* w- `& o0 S  }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' o# h8 N7 j5 {: U你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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1 ]8 k* n4 M. H' Y; f焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. c- w7 E  k! n: M- p( b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% \- _3 u, U* W- e& B惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: A* T* z5 H+ D8 O+ l9 X  g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 ~% E1 \4 n4 ^路过,让你们看看我的波

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