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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
! w3 S9 M7 h2 F) k) r0 ibe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 a. F2 Q2 F$ T( }. ]
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! X' J4 N% ~# C( H3 U' Nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
7 w! ~' S; \& b2 e/ mplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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  T& w( W* K3 ^! U" }In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 S( G! P4 \% ~. F& b  z' J. w
the sivil servants jump with joy.1 ]# ~6 ^( q2 \  k! J

4 t% Q) b) {  v0 L+ ?6 ~" YThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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+ V8 L( z- t- i( NThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) @) k7 z% Q! W+ ~0 `
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 j0 h5 ~5 d: W% S& S
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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4 p- D8 M8 I" G5 Q' {; BGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
" O& y) {: Z- M- iben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# ^; p) K) c8 h. V: L% I
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 ^8 D, A* o1 _  @8 Z& c+ A
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ _! J7 W0 {+ z5 _' k) Z+ }: W
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- _& b! u& ]' b" t+ YIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' F% d7 w' t: i/ [8 l2 s还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 {! V3 X- C- B. S- k
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 S/ G4 X8 l* j1 w9 S# N
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* |7 M* Y0 _- n6 G* pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 N( Q' O' Q# K8 V' J
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
8 u$ d* C9 g- G) e9 H+ }" h这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:1 ?  y4 W! k/ r% |- P
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( \3 M- Q# ]- r# ?0 n

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  \8 ~* s' Y* ]# i惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; k( Z. g+ m" z; [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# a. [( Q# B6 c6 i, z7 X路过,让你们看看我的波

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