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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 W9 N% l3 W( l/ E! R% lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% v8 C' @  k5 e. F1 a) v5 u5 G2 B( a
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 g2 F8 F! G* D

+ ~: S, T; g; V- H2 \In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 T- y- K. ^) S6 g3 E# q: M
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like) I3 ^" H4 F& W/ q) w; f$ L' o
fotograf 20% shorter.0 k9 S5 W& x, O
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to2 w) M3 o& a) Q0 u1 A
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.7 `/ T, }, w% V" e* j5 t6 l

" F* d0 z, U! P0 t0 b6 _Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  ]( y. _# V$ G* k6 P
ben a deterent to akurate speling.3 H! g+ E( u9 B  F0 N

" F* e3 z0 C  N- z7 tAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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) s, S) q# K3 _9 a4 jBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% ]2 z# [0 O7 y# \
"z" and "w" with "v".  F# c+ L* I+ W4 a0 ?- {5 i' Y
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 P) B8 r: Q) a& |
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: Q5 k, E7 S( Q2 W# z# s
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.9 Y3 c$ z; g! S6 Z/ C+ ~% [. o
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# L' M3 M7 q8 J4 L: I8 |9 v" P# x
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
) e# d$ l4 ^5 }& ?6 e7 w2 Bsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* I+ ]- z# U; V) rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; O% I1 C& [2 U5 h

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 p6 V+ P: g  s7 u
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火, \6 b3 w1 C( {$ j7 `' X& N# q) K
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ J" l2 F5 a9 w6 [你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' o4 o- H9 T; ?8 C7 m2 l惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' `$ w0 w% W* g1 |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:% o5 z4 p3 M+ m0 O1 j
路过,让你们看看我的波

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