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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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/ e+ H2 F" y9 g* s2 j5 e6 t3 QAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ z0 ?- H" [# X2 P
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
1 C' n3 G6 E- r2 l/ B0 nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 a- I+ |3 t( h# ?
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ r6 H* W( }/ A' uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. |; T) n$ y* {
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* s2 I* [! u$ Y( n( Q9 a

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: |7 `( I- c+ v) F& S- H3 u
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! {* e* I" d# v5 D
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  R7 C( G- _( c5 \3 l
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 m  y; b' b6 e8 t; k
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 g. k. G* @+ {# i* L0 o+ a* F2 ]' \
disgrasful and it should go away.8 W) d- r- n- |

1 B9 R* q. F& Q  `" s6 ^- w1 GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ K& Z" T. A. Eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* b$ |) f$ v) P+ cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
* `2 C2 U8 k) }( ^- EUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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8 U1 `8 e2 G. IIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:& t" L& B1 ~! Z
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 m6 [1 x% e% s$ l' u( @9 ?4 ^
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 ~6 D; S) B* _, C( S

* }' Y' q2 [3 Q6 N1 e. Q) Z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! u  s# [5 }  z& p
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 _4 k* s* n2 B. X5 f5 b0 v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% k9 t2 q5 [1 n: D
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 n! F/ E% J$ L6 ]2 [. E& E4 W6 b
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. G& q' [! Z% I7 O7 T
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# S1 x- I! Y5 ~
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 b- h3 l; _7 C2 F$ r" `$ Q) L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 X$ G# M. K8 r6 a
路过,让你们看看我的波

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