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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' U; w; `' ^2 s5 d4 X3 ^
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was) w# m1 j7 M* ~5 W3 j  D
the other possibility.8 \5 ^4 ^* u0 l2 @1 B3 C1 M

' V1 Z( G- I& }9 Z. e, \- {As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( _3 p5 h9 e9 n1 U' mspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 n" W* m4 Z- d& E- G
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
1 h: w5 ~# @: `  ?the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up+ K, |( L6 K3 ~9 a( O5 O
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 w: I# u1 {1 h: Q8 x( n/ i7 Utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
, b5 c" W1 u8 m- d1 T: G( Vfotograf 20% shorter.
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- l% X1 L) w) u  \In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 l  a' v  @/ P3 `$ Freach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) E  e. B- {1 h3 k

3 T' s9 _+ O2 f( B0 c8 JGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
2 E0 N- t- v4 L9 F5 ^- mben a deterent to akurate speling.1 |/ c! H& N1 z! q* J

5 a/ f9 a$ M5 a& yAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
6 {2 z- Q: A, |, d- ]) ]! Kdisgrasful and it should go away.* [5 K+ _0 ^/ r1 \0 r
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 n+ q! d+ M: {, A) ?. U9 B0 H
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  i4 e8 Y( d* |! j$ s% Bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 `) M2 n" O7 j0 q, `" Cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.3 v/ \* c0 l3 L/ e$ \
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze: B+ U! R9 _& n$ c# j. w
forst plas.
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) Q0 `" H; U; J. c; b* p; v5 uIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
; Q: m( o- {! ]4 n5 p还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" d, j+ a- q9 b+ R* y- T. p$ Y9 Hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' k2 [2 v2 b  h8 V9 B  {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# c" }- Y3 b) g$ E8 X+ \
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: d/ S% \! H6 e1 B  ]& @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
8 x0 c$ R- d6 @- W0 U1 O+ y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 f" F- @- N) o0 C' X, k8 V# S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 |! t9 S0 z  z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:0 |& p# r& a- E: r
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 ^# x4 \6 w/ {8 l/ @, b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ N3 h* ]) o$ C7 f: a
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( C+ N$ a, J( B4 X' v3 f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 S, r- O# e$ v2 Y路过,让你们看看我的波

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