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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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% B) b& g7 A# |. GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 e& k- _4 }0 [; m4 H- Hspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" A$ ?+ h' P% Eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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. u, Q8 C4 i% CThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
& Z0 o8 q& c" b. o+ P% u) rkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.$ b/ t. a- f9 |' r+ {7 f7 d

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4 X1 \. N! A0 wThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! x1 G! x( `& J! g6 `/ A) w" w
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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& |( W3 r! s0 U/ k) b* F$ {, i9 y' F8 \" ?In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to2 B3 e' U: i9 F
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.+ G: e9 h5 D9 C1 ^$ z: U9 b' h2 S: v
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) u# [: w# n8 F( ~' r3 C7 \5 Z
disgrasful and it should go away.0 r, u7 D9 f; I1 i

: }# t! g6 [/ K- GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
# Z7 q9 O! Y) _# V( uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ Q; v4 k, B3 @! Q2 A

. O5 P- b7 D" L! x/ b, O2 xZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
% f$ X4 Y: @' kunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, Z! Z( C- S. K# ~Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:7 e% o5 z: z# ^! o6 `
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 d$ g, Q. k: C6 k9 Y! X* S
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  H9 @  b8 \8 ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* z) H6 s+ H) [( P9 G
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* c, q  O; h4 r) v1 t% A
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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8 w# t" r2 _  N) }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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7 W& W" K$ |/ r! P& P) ?               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 I2 F* U9 l7 z( ~% w0 ?
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 i) R4 T' B9 P' ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' p: X: Q2 A8 h
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
) D/ Q. l3 u0 [' c* N你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 i8 m; g) c1 S1 |0 M% ~$ J& v

/ R! K# A9 t7 p% S" W焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  P: A0 |, q6 T$ U, S1 Y
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 y$ h8 ]4 i+ B) W( ?) `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) L  s5 G% A7 c, }路过,让你们看看我的波
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