欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
4 u) B& V% Y9 G- {3 o- h# Xbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
) Z% x" [9 ]7 p; othe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 ~- r: e# |, X: G: pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

! ?/ }+ Q& `0 `) Q( _In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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/ y  R4 Z/ \" H7 _The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 ^/ f( @$ a; C8 l) w2 ?troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
( ~; m( `6 |) C. G+ I' ~fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 g! [) t7 u, U5 }Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

( l3 T5 K$ V2 w/ }- SAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  P* X0 }3 \% c6 d  e8 S3 K7 i: jdisgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

& G% y* k% g" W  yDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
& }6 u, L7 ~5 W& Nafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

. A6 M4 ~( x( c1 [: }+ nZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 ^: j* \, |5 R+ l3 X$ m( gunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ X+ e# u1 v/ dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

3 a7 E3 ^2 |6 Q/ Z" P& ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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, ^7 C+ w7 v; T' U" b$ B               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. m* M; V: y" I" `这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
2 A% p2 c9 Y0 X  z1 u  f好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
) l. C5 q1 o- S9 p) a$ j+ @你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 l' G3 q1 |! b/ {4 r惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
9 _" Q; u; ]0 l5 {5 T好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: s7 s" |0 [$ D1 |! N路过，让你们看看我的波

9 b: `4 S+ p4 ~, ^谢谢分享