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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
" F# S/ c+ q; T# m( t1 bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* K  ^. p! S" ~! Z) M
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ n! K: x+ D5 R" |  w5 K

5 r, {4 l5 Z0 eIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! L* S2 @  z9 j) \. R3 w" V
the sivil servants jump with joy.4 K+ K- q$ [3 w3 ]

- J" I; F5 c  V1 WThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. ~6 w. V4 \$ m0 T9 \
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 q" d- n; K* C+ U4 D" t5 i
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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: O2 Q1 l# F1 [( I6 E( @# A9 ~In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ n% B: k1 z9 }5 z# }: C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: v  v" t4 n7 E, }
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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& ?# B, n- K6 W  z% Z+ nAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 f& p5 \: M, ?3 k
disgrasful and it should go away.
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" m% k6 k! K$ C% q% P+ I+ cBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 b. I' n9 [4 u' Y, oafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- A5 L$ V+ U0 q+ l: M
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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# F  O- s5 ]' Y4 }6 J) K" {If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# p4 t& I( e. u
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# z! [, K# P* esuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 L, l7 \2 P, }* K0 [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) T% Y$ a; }4 m8 C# @5 [
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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5 @7 _- _9 V4 \9 ]& r# q, y2 V7 k[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 ~% ~! t0 e/ i3 ~& ~
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. i% o' k. _: \  S0 K* |5 Z9 b& A
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" F5 l6 W4 W6 x5 y& Z+ P  |
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 ]8 F0 m% c9 G: U; s9 o惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ X0 i8 J- w& X1 ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
" P4 B# ]) G8 E. N! X  H# @2 R路过,让你们看看我的波

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