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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
1 ]$ h% u7 u& H+ q6 p4 r' Rbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was+ b- [  Q2 c" T0 d+ ?
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ ?& V6 W' R5 H7 F* V- Pspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* ]: `6 I5 n1 }" k( ?) E$ v8 _plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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3 y7 {. E' j/ S4 dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
0 s- c( ?9 j" M# ?; q+ Ukonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.$ n" L" c- X) u# L( x2 w# S
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& g2 r3 L) g  g0 u. Y- x8 `* N
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; M) f; Q5 E3 I6 o7 ^
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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( x, d7 ?' X+ |2 g- C4 FGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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6 R( Z: }# {  {9 R4 w5 F& ]. G5 }By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with2 q2 C- K8 T  m" o2 ^) z
"z" and "w" with "v".2 Z: i8 P7 E+ o* j

& g1 B5 D& E/ m+ EDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 i# K: t8 o! }
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., ^  Z4 z9 W# j4 n
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze% D" x9 `+ p2 j, D/ ]( X: p. i! P
forst plas.
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; O) U1 s, r, ~8 _" l# O* yIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& x6 {) P& ~: }2 B/ Q还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' _5 l  h4 r# {- k$ z# U+ \  P
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 Q, k0 j1 B4 G9 h

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 \( m. }" a$ R+ Q8 X8 Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 u( i' Q& _/ J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. J7 J9 a) U( v! R
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& I" T" ?  d% u9 b/ C; O- Y4 J0 q$ Z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:0 ?4 X2 p1 m0 u2 X

: B/ `/ L7 i; i. @' g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 T. R4 m2 D' x' k+ I
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 F- M3 v, _& M/ c7 i惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 [8 h/ F" D( m" y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 Y, W* z/ `' j# n  u2 A* {" c8 L7 S
路过,让你们看看我的波
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