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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will5 i/ i7 [& F8 O; i7 v$ `' H" i
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 n. r3 I. }( }+ X! x, M
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English3 J$ z3 |: o! k1 A- [+ i* N
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- v0 L& M( e% M; c8 o/ ~plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ A4 z0 U3 y; e& q" f
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make) f( I, q! N$ y! M) }$ w
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  C( ]; d' h+ r: W
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.2 @' P& m& i; @% _
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" h8 a1 v( ^3 m& c7 t5 y% Y$ g+ PThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( `" o1 y6 U. i6 k6 k% Q+ Z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! p; k* ?: h) g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.  f5 z, _7 T; S( O9 K
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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( ?8 l- J: N0 @' O  QBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& B  Y. v/ _1 R/ c4 J$ X8 w
"z" and "w" with "v".; M7 `9 H: P3 C. x
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- S$ v7 [) F, j
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 N& e7 s: \. y6 d" g' [8 f7 K5 l
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 @5 r9 ?' [/ b" G5 N
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 r- ~. F9 i( R; u( A" L5 B
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 k& H; ~3 _0 q还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( c! J7 T, X' x3 l
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ G% T7 }# o5 E+ M2 M6 R
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 t* q% u+ p1 i# V' \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 c3 D5 o9 Q* C0 c7 R5 o

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' x% b" M# r& G* B: K' O这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 q: R' W% ]$ Z5 q: v- s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:" ?, H  K! }+ L! j* |9 Q
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:1 g! I6 s& i+ U
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% G/ D, m' y7 C2 \6 R
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ O7 H2 ~( i8 H6 J+ A# s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; c8 ~0 @. x, y$ f/ f" A" x  H; w' ~: k
路过,让你们看看我的波
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