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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; ^9 c- }. Y! F$ ?5 u0 Dbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
/ `7 w, O; o& S- w: {6 `) Cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( x% n7 I! j0 ^5 C' j! o" j
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 ~( M2 S# `6 N% F# S

  q( B$ t3 E8 J: `6 r4 E) A' yIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
. \3 }- p- y( V2 p" Bthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ l9 N1 u0 l# X# J9 z7 o
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 O6 j7 m" J  l! I' O. z' T
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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7 z% y3 V" |. Z' E0 a) A: pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ D4 ]# N3 z& Y; E/ T7 u; [( C) Dreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% f6 q- Y. R  x' [, G' C

$ Y% u: h( K: Z7 v; UGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; R% m9 Q" d) v( @3 V
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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" F# r! @) ?: C) r/ q! [/ LAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
' d1 o, s1 v2 T4 G$ k3 edisgrasful and it should go away.
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9 r2 \) h" T9 s( i1 v) iBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* ?8 x1 V7 h1 m% d2 h7 A2 Z
"z" and "w" with "v".- U6 K% T# e/ a% F. w6 E
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* Z- n+ S  j+ Q3 S4 `after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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6 T; m: o" H; |- QZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" k( W/ ^1 `/ H, e" }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ P0 @# d  k2 q7 e. m/ \
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze% Z6 I. ~. T. P  P, l2 P9 e
forst plas.
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! k9 y. _  P5 }, e2 ?5 \+ E6 \0 b. F2 FIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 ?  y$ E9 B4 s' W' [- c  y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:3 f" o' q; l% V( F5 L5 L2 N( E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' q: {! p$ L* G* i, Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* f. p0 [4 m2 e+ ?7 m+ x
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 H0 F$ L. {4 s

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 D: x1 T3 ?! P+ z+ Z  Z* v

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ X- x9 e% K5 s2 _8 g5 m* R2 Q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 t, }8 _" E1 O/ ^; W$ l5 }
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:; c2 @' |# A& F, |& p
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. m; ]2 ^$ k. a* w9 \
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: `% w3 B% P0 y
路过,让你们看看我的波

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