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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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9 q! ?$ K/ b# DAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 C0 D, c2 @6 N% T$ G
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ T7 a' Q3 A7 A: l- jplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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5 o) s# p/ _" a; j9 HIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 I  _8 |3 O. @( m- j4 k5 f
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 L5 P* S' t" H& J" i: Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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7 t$ M) G2 {+ B3 N0 E- ?( O) rIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
- e! k, m( ?6 `( W: Ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.1 X/ G4 R1 l0 m4 K6 c

9 N5 t  d6 k! h+ J2 dGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always/ h1 [0 q  U/ v9 D; t" P9 Q
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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- d5 c- N: n/ h' ~; }" K2 L7 uAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is8 P8 B8 V" [$ j) J
disgrasful and it should go away.% W$ ~% |" h0 F

; p- ~4 G( V. y: x9 }4 M0 O7 lBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ l; }* i- @3 R+ C
"z" and "w" with "v".
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! l& V/ @6 q# f: I' g# v3 MDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) ~! M1 P$ c! p3 L3 D! K$ Eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. h  D8 l/ l* k) T* m# @understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ [& o$ F! q( B4 B( L7 Q
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 M' g2 q, r* U. j5 I8 ?
forst plas.
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: e; A6 ~. c( z: w, ?5 u8 ?# jIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
5 ~2 [7 ]9 y) G还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 ~' {& B# k( h- }. j- Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 T) y  y7 D( D  K& C* w2 T

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ S2 j7 n( I, Fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. M) ?( o! o9 X1 p' _

/ s+ j4 U" A4 i8 Y9 E5 r[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 H9 Q: i* F+ V这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( q" F. B( d! b& Q9 Y# ~
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 l5 Z; r! Z1 d& f8 p  C% D% ]
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; Q6 F$ |/ D: s, w; t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 O+ ]4 d0 c" e. i9 P惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ Y$ B3 I" e5 o6 a6 }1 d! s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# ]: H: @1 @: R, g路过,让你们看看我的波
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