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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* P) j- j2 S% h& _+ f! K" R
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in) z" x& p. y/ i# G6 Z3 B
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ ?1 L, P3 L3 v* j
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( I' U( Z3 G3 E
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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; W+ K8 m/ s! a; FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, B. D) B$ [4 M/ E2 n( Ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
3 _! L* _8 _$ _  f$ Y8 y0 efotograf 20% shorter.0 |9 A6 n3 ?( |6 z% _

1 g5 g: z: j! k- }& ?; V( Q# x  \In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
: @5 s- g$ ]- h! i; L# freach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ b1 o* K; A0 Iben a deterent to akurate speling.
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disgrasful and it should go away.
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6 C! A+ w7 r7 X1 }0 _# p/ ABy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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+ U  d5 s$ N$ t. D9 I7 T) {, P, aDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 Y, a5 ^0 M% E6 i0 e1 t& h/ u$ lafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 L& q$ |! X- J3 V3 M
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* i/ O% P# s/ Y+ F8 |+ L  @) \understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' N6 c( d6 ~. bUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 W/ U) S* b4 ?
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:& z& K: q1 u1 W
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 s9 k0 c7 w; u9 W' e/ `/ b
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& R# O3 A. }/ G: O1 i( y0 B+ C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. u2 X9 A4 E* f* J
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)# b1 g5 b% Q, a  W* U3 [) d' C
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( y8 @2 Y6 q0 D! _) X这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  q7 F/ \( S% e# _1 `5 u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% c1 G" M% L$ Z5 N
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:  `' ~( k2 v$ a" x9 F
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
# b4 n  l* I* T# z1 L惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! @+ [; w! v+ l1 M- f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ Y* f  m4 p; B# x路过,让你们看看我的波
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