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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: L" Y1 l+ n3 R$ a" U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" [0 L% @% H1 U" A: G, W
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  ~# I2 A0 H2 `
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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% I% p/ ^0 X; f. E' N9 w  ]6 e4 |The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
1 ]# }6 i9 w# `3 l7 H9 Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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. f0 i8 [5 p( {8 C+ DThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: u( `* P" z  B( O4 b) A7 W
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 h9 l" N9 a1 G6 H  N5 b' Ereach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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" S3 b3 p+ D) O6 }: Z. fGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 R1 E  H9 q, n
disgrasful and it should go away./ A6 C8 X( B1 S1 n1 k

. x0 S8 q6 B, PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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& q8 \, m% g# ]1 V; SDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' ?( U6 q; g9 M8 u
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# O0 i8 ]/ r  d3 |" Q; M- b
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- l- l8 J  v1 y$ l/ {( k" Q1 EUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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2 n+ H+ _) o4 y, ^, x. U* [- pIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 `* C. a* k& H" t" _: Z; }
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 e7 b6 w! ~' K* ^" l$ j; {
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& A! O4 r% ~" o% u7 @+ n1 j
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) Y  j3 L; z3 m; p6 C7 Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 K" J! r$ B" {+ U
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 j  h5 o7 l3 @3 w; @+ `这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% Q& x% V; e, L( }+ s( N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:, ?& u' C1 M* i0 @2 X+ g  Y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  h* H6 B6 w- \" N+ f: d7 b; L1 r你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 S- \: B0 l& ]$ G
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  `! S! T1 e! V9 ~8 `  B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 B; [6 }3 \- `  I路过,让你们看看我的波

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