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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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! g! [0 ]% ^+ k7 D7 |2 v0 m* hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English8 l1 [& L: t: l+ P- h! _( {
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ e" ^5 U1 F' xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* L5 \( k, L+ k1 W
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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2 j! F; ^* D3 p5 G& v9 P. U% TThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. M6 Z( N* m) \+ Xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 E. `3 Z! O7 F( f0 x* ]
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, \- t$ [  L2 z) e) ureach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.. M8 }. Z, C8 |- p! ?. C1 Q
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  l: |# G7 ]5 }! }. y  Q
ben a deterent to akurate speling., T$ j9 ?5 X' V  E# ~
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 Y9 b2 Q: k& h! K  e; _! Z
"z" and "w" with "v".
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- G& x% e' J: Q' \During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and, Q% X6 f2 n) T: n+ J# S, V( a0 }( I
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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* M% z# Y' p+ y4 P, pZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 |# B; w8 d# y7 d+ J还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  b, b6 N9 ?; m0 C, xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! F! N8 _8 {! f! o! g, _8 c6 ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:9 O6 U" u% z9 P
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 M- I! j3 D3 U% i0 M  ^
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); f  e  g' W; {6 s

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: H* S+ g* r, v6 M这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, G4 G: k, V. i: H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: a6 X; m3 V' g5 I8 q) I0 U$ _你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" r& f& ^) b& L8 N: d5 ?
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 Q$ M" p4 U2 \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 O9 ~4 W6 }( O6 H路过,让你们看看我的波
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