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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- ^: d5 _0 K2 d* a2 B
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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  W1 U& k6 X$ {In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make' Y( p0 B0 ]/ {8 O
the sivil servants jump with joy.; M% a4 b8 A* }; F% C/ `

& x7 L0 Z" \! y1 z/ P# {The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 x- e4 _; d* Y+ c* L3 u
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; t- z& q& v& L% @, P2 K; X6 [
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; [! |$ j+ N; L
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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: G/ h, J4 v2 ^In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to: @! W  F) Q; W$ G# d9 b- P
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.1 U# b3 Z- C" E- h2 d: S

4 y+ `9 ]+ b0 F. ~! V, @  zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- k$ Y  }+ N: e
ben a deterent to akurate speling.4 q' t% a5 L3 j, r+ i
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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( G6 y( ^" a$ t% nDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. u  F% b# G$ Q6 i, Kafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% ~: U! F3 _( `. p3 M* Z! J, ~
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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4 O: B. ~/ x1 s, L/ nUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 S, B5 r& b; S1 B
forst plas.
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) ~* e8 M2 F& |! _$ BIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ k4 q9 `/ w: B- c3 @4 P0 i还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 j% K6 ^+ p2 r* E1 u+ D8 w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- Y8 H5 D; X9 a2 b1 S3 ?
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 g$ z  F6 c7 D7 ]. d4 N8 a
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" _8 @8 f6 u7 x; C1 b* J, @好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, m! A; o4 {: u& t' e
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 W: p; U5 W' y( u8 O- R* Q1 _
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!  z% O. E# y6 s# w* S: C
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# S' _+ M) w8 w/ k4 c" X" D2 o' X
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 V! C0 }; G4 @' @: h! S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:* G, m. u$ }  E, b  M+ Y
路过,让你们看看我的波
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