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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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* f6 D( X1 l3 O. y; O  QAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" T% z4 y5 M9 xspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
5 R% w- I* J! N  uplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up+ s7 T; R' Q. v
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# u5 B3 \+ p! k' U0 L  P! m9 o- l
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 g1 _) \6 X/ W) j" C* v) |: j
fotograf 20% shorter./ {* R1 a6 C* Y* x# a
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is  |7 B7 ^! K, {2 U. e
disgrasful and it should go away.: Y# H( d; z8 V" s5 k" O8 w

1 z3 P) P( p2 g0 T' V( v1 f! OBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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( g  P2 B3 H" _! hDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and+ B, d& P$ w1 z2 \1 h! F, {
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! q9 J* O3 S0 c& p. u9 d

' V1 A1 u* z3 IZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  l. c( c( D: N: O- A3 X/ `$ }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
2 b0 @" v5 S- L  |5 [5 H8 \0 zUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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4 @, M, j+ ~8 b6 JIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& V6 I8 t- G; _! ^5 x( }7 S6 G  X% f还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 |3 F* E; p. e( `8 L5 vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 V( W' p  A( V; idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  K8 Z6 _/ }8 M$ A) S6 i: P/ g

5 l2 e% Z% o6 N# w. h[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ o. g4 A* L3 ^7 I$ `  U
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 P2 Z& X  ?! @1 S这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- i) l8 E& g2 c. S8 P
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 R3 m/ e, I5 |7 v
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 [' j4 \( [1 E. C
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 ]/ o2 y& F. A$ h; x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ {3 ~2 a8 ^! M+ k: m
路过,让你们看看我的波

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