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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
! h9 \! X% S$ C2 Z+ ]9 b9 b- X; tbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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, A5 {9 j+ `& |  K- GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 j" {; F# H1 u) ?  l0 o/ z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' z  D( h( c; H- M; I
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 B5 u. R7 S: \  b3 p& Y: ^
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 f& D1 `8 Y+ @
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 {( x! |6 n: Y; P" Z* m( T: k* \

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3 B* J- ?# a9 A% v. p0 j# Z: u1 QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 H" |/ N& I: {( P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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  \' W! B7 j5 J4 VIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' {4 {0 n: j6 M9 creach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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3 h: ?: J5 S1 VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
% ^( X! e: o6 ~* }6 mben a deterent to akurate speling.
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8 f+ R9 |0 l6 Z# N. u. dAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% x; s- C# A5 u( i
disgrasful and it should go away.0 i; [' ]# b  c, y2 q1 H- o7 r

6 d) `9 f! ?1 ]. |) q+ pBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 A$ ?1 {) ^6 s. Q# O8 ~) I* ?
"z" and "w" with "v".5 k. i# t! E, ]7 r& x
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- b6 i5 M/ ~! q, X7 T& f5 @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ P# B/ X- R- ]) k2 a5 w' b
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 O6 n/ y3 L0 o. m/ |* Z; S
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
2 \( `, ]3 _3 e2 T2 E4 f5 H4 \Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& R" j* S. _6 s" b6 X7 }! ?还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 W4 q6 M  \+ w1 p0 T" }, W/ E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  ]$ I: ~/ m+ C& W* |0 w& @& mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), O$ F" {+ A, c( c' V& R
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; g# k5 [4 V- _" N# \. V9 j
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* q8 b0 ?% f- g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 k8 X' `* |2 P" b, D9 D
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 a+ v! X; m4 c- _" ^6 _& m
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 B9 q5 U" r2 @% T3 f惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. W" t6 Y7 b/ }# Z# U6 h好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
' w. \) V7 W4 a; j: c路过,让你们看看我的波

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