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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
: [) ~8 h4 c6 Z4 rbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 M: i- J' h9 Q( v- {; Bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' T7 H* G& P! [! n. X& n( uplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 Q6 P1 A) n. p

* z2 n* o% b! F6 l  bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ I  h; O, d, v# a6 R' W7 @: r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.. g; l' w, c6 {/ w3 s$ F5 n

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the  y7 l8 u/ J! U- D  S
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ ^1 X  `9 _9 ~* d% F: Z( j1 G8 L
fotograf 20% shorter.- M& W) R: m# T- P  U0 K
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ q5 v3 F  w( Q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.; o& @* e  m6 g
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 g& R6 g' r/ t# F2 Q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
: G' ^" \2 s+ T) h- c+ E; {  p3 C+ aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
5 D& l, B+ j  ?. T& ~/ k$ Junderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( `. c8 \- ?9 L1 Y! wUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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5 d5 k8 B) i4 B& T% gIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! ?4 p: k4 b( }( ^! X还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
* j' G: N. v% J( Lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, M; U$ @6 v( a5 ]+ kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god., w% E1 n2 v% l: I! r& k6 l  d

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ P& E# t% C1 U5 Y7 I5 }这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! P9 d5 }- c" i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- i$ J, p* ^' S8 A$ J: b
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% C" a) y1 Z" i. X" Y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, H# h0 c) |7 B

+ d6 D. o  _' h焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% v) e# x4 @2 Q7 Z' `$ X# L( k- k; a$ E4 G惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ z  u( o" c( w- Z; U好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ w$ [% O2 B' @$ J
路过,让你们看看我的波

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