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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; B/ ]+ r3 p' [( Z4 abe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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2 i& f' C0 ^' B8 e! [: a' V8 ~The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up5 C3 l  z/ c6 w3 O8 _; p- P4 x
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., D% f- e2 J8 _
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the1 G- u  Z. e( v
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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+ T3 o5 F& s" M7 N# A7 S% a/ w, `In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" y$ A0 u2 S) m
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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8 ~! v; D. P; N% FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 h7 z% }4 h# K0 f' N7 E. V
disgrasful and it should go away.5 e# ^- g9 u( F1 V

; R5 R: j% w. k3 Z- D2 S5 `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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& `4 _8 P1 d& j1 W: Q# S9 CDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# }* y. h/ Z, |9 T' x
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! N9 j$ G) m; l/ T4 ?1 @8 p

5 v2 @2 y. Z- R0 U6 j) ~) YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 s+ t. a$ _) q4 q7 j- a0 Z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; z* ^! w0 T0 g6 u# OUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* s* W3 G0 m" G  B. g5 C) ?
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( X# J  C5 {" V5 F/ u5 J还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% d. q( \- i: T" k: `2 |
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! p$ K8 k( [2 q7 Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! n' Z* {# p* d" z' }) I( n+ c5 z5 {

! C6 j4 V5 V( t& _. i[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 H2 }  ~0 u+ Y/ U& q, y, @
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 C% r% F+ j; r& G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: l8 U! a9 M+ h$ g这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 g4 E; U( G$ d. F2 Y) K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# J. Q; b- ^4 r) _% j
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* T4 P& N- J8 L6 K% }; {
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, A5 g7 V1 y/ q1 M1 ^6 ^

; _) C  y* e! N5 t3 R% v8 I5 P焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) r# G9 I7 P& G  Y" u/ E; n/ r
路过,让你们看看我的波

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