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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, G8 Z' h, o" r% l# ybe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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5 z% Y6 ?: D1 c4 g/ f+ W: F4 J/ v5 U8 kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
, k8 [+ r+ _. @spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
& Z- j: }9 G& y& K% Nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 w  T  H. g: `! J. h

. `* d7 c, j- H7 HIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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4 b. [2 d7 B. C& n3 r" V9 VThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 A. }) @' ]8 `  f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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+ Q: ]7 K' k  @  M2 cIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to9 @2 r  X% K# T$ `" C% K* X; S" ]
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 `( `0 z0 s6 y* p; o6 S1 |8 R) s
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; H, k" m% j7 M  p
ben a deterent to akurate speling.3 ^) S2 V% y+ T4 V$ N' {( t
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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* U, f/ h# d9 |By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 X2 O9 i! S% ^4 `
"z" and "w" with "v".4 Z% R+ b) j' R  ^9 f. V
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and* c5 q& f2 ?" J4 T* ?. Q. c0 w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ C0 a! e; a3 g& V/ I8 [

) v: e- ~8 |' x1 K% wZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu' a+ K8 Q7 J* }% u) W: D, h
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 m2 l7 ^0 `; `) u0 t! ]& y/ YUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze7 K, V% {# W7 S& ^2 m( X6 j+ a( f
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: C9 m5 ?; e4 M8 H( y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, Q1 m; F$ V6 `; P. t
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% [7 C4 E3 n5 ^, udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 F7 u: U, q, w" Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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' {- j& e/ V+ F- z9 ?[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% i& I; U# B: Y) Q  O, d
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ R$ @  O& t- i! J8 `
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" z2 R1 X* g& q& @+ m8 l8 S你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:% |" ~/ G% \" o6 k! ^) t
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; |) f4 N5 b4 d3 i

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, Z5 S: f8 a8 n9 R5 H8 J/ l: ]. b
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* ]2 F" Y# b: u3 c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- ]. \/ v% [7 f, g) p5 K' |2 d& f
路过,让你们看看我的波

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