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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% I1 G9 `/ L3 ], d& j
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# ?8 M' u$ ?. l# rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
# P/ B5 @3 @% f9 [4 E7 p. Fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 u4 X* x- A, @2 g& y5 e

1 _5 ~* \; N+ l1 DIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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1 K" O! `# D% w6 Q. o' ?There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
  \3 o2 D: ]: {* ]4 X. L/ @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 e" r8 V+ S8 j* H
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ O2 C' I; N3 t" J! z  Preach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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/ `( {- @/ y; A5 |* B- d$ S% |. GGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always, g# S9 A# m5 K+ X+ f
ben a deterent to akurate speling.+ K" m9 T% d8 g1 ]5 x
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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! S. W$ C- X* d8 EBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) i, H* m# O* Q( Mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu. N0 ?3 H6 [1 i" `4 N' {( ?: D
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
! l  k$ g: p$ q  ZUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! k! `- B( c7 ^0 X* V* M还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
2 y9 k0 e+ ]5 E3 ~) v4 ~such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 R$ Z6 E- ^- v9 e5 u
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( w6 Z, X  S" S: D4 b" _) pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)' M/ \8 X6 X1 Q* N& r

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* z. L# D) h1 \% v
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! ^# \( ^0 ~# U$ a9 s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ O; `+ o3 j2 S* s- Q$ m# t2 r' o
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:3 a& Z9 C8 s& J, o. Y' X' x7 {
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 N" A$ L+ t* S+ y' S  e( P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ F5 v) e% Y- l* g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 {3 z7 L1 s  A5 Y路过,让你们看看我的波

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