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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English$ H4 x7 t% P1 F8 j
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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' w7 Z0 g1 M: f9 [* R  a3 iThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
; c/ @5 H0 Z% h1 Z2 ~konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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1 _. p8 V) ^/ l% G3 `In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 x; K0 Z" u1 F$ t8 s9 m& Ereach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 C8 F9 N- |8 ~6 ]3 dGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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5 {8 R$ b! D/ w6 oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 v6 A* Y% n* g6 [
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 N2 y, a, j+ G* N
"z" and "w" with "v".
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9 a1 [( y& ?- i( pDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 _3 ~/ Q) B/ Z2 Y5 s  R* i
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: ^: r1 e5 E) z1 I* rIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ l& d- C4 m. Q- a% A" K! w6 M0 M还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, Q. a& a6 ?, F  `+ R
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ p" ]( s5 v* G1 H- V7 {+ I
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! d( F/ P$ D& d2 B. B3 M* X
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ B( D" D8 x) n) C& m
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. G+ v0 M4 F& `" z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# [2 [2 r( }/ N+ _' \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 Y6 x( e3 ~; w+ ]4 d/ I( L你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:' e- y" d9 t, s$ R
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 }- N% n; K3 D- t' L: H

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! `- U9 D. [9 v# p& Y/ ]路过,让你们看看我的波

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