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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
* M( h6 \* L/ j9 `be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
: @/ O, m  `! q8 K: w: T! m! ethe other possibility.
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! i+ y: F* r9 E5 D5 k9 zAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* f; _1 [/ L: i& Q& u- ]3 [1 |
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in* F  G( E1 _/ m
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. _' N" `  X* w, a* U6 j
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  K# H0 @9 ^& U! n" D4 s
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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5 @( g( W% N/ @, ~/ ~The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 c* E0 ~2 y3 s! x7 }5 l# @  `
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* @, p8 ]" x7 j5 v( l9 I7 b

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. y# `! D' s9 w& f" k3 Mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
( A6 K' D5 F, V/ l& j1 yfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
1 {$ L* v- }6 {, B, {% h. freach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' Z; W4 e  q- d

9 P9 E! s- N/ Y  b: i" LGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: W" S3 n8 O+ u! L+ D0 I' _ben a deterent to akurate speling.0 u" i# b* Z, }1 c6 J

. b6 @' Z6 A8 I1 Q; z2 SAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is8 L2 W& {. f. Y: P  o6 \( m
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/ @2 j1 \& \. D6 b6 `% GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 I( |$ V/ w; J! safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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% S8 H* t% P! E7 yZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( `( W; L0 p9 K6 H6 M) ?$ J# }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 z# Z. v: r( R# W, Y. W
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: m3 W; l$ ?0 Q: l9 U- _* m- Z- iIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: n- Q- D2 Z& F5 j0 |- \还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! j& T5 S* W$ z: ^/ D2 a8 ]9 N0 msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% t4 q2 }" }9 o& H& r- C' g# v

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" ^7 C% s9 T. }) Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 z9 V" N  Q2 [$ S

( k" g* r( x4 h# E[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 K1 A: f# J7 h) I2 `$ G" x这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( Z  \' Y7 W  p3 R2 B- A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. B2 c& ?- w3 m9 J$ \% f
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 ], |) Q. Z* `& m! `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) E( e( m0 c% w( k5 X. Q3 c# U
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ N% o. [4 j, M. m( E8 l路过,让你们看看我的波
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