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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% o% s' B( ~% p0 }$ |9 B5 ?; K
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
( Z. s. }) q% y7 N4 ~plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& ~6 U) x4 E0 x
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 P7 k& |: ~9 |9 B  P) Ckonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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( y6 o, M& ~7 j) A5 t# J" BThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% y/ @4 o1 U" G; O4 ]9 r' V6 dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ n- X6 ?& r& _) _
fotograf 20% shorter.4 g/ u) b) p# m0 j/ T
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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' M6 b& v& a7 `: y5 R+ T0 V6 bBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' J& M& A- b3 ?% _+ y
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 k& u: |% `* E" ]# l& u# F
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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  Y( a4 z9 |; h2 EZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. e& }8 v- P: w7 \5 X9 Gunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 {; j1 |1 f* P  w& `+ EUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( w2 V1 F3 K8 t- W3 k) e+ y/ v
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 Z' ]. a0 s" C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- v3 R$ L: X% J2 R8 ]
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

& g, N) X3 }: z2 O- Z1 g# d9 `* sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ {: Y- g( V% ?: _4 ]

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& |" z5 m) U4 x

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 z. b& ]. s  C. G3 t0 C7 ?
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ y) r* L' a9 V, ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 U$ ?! N+ F% ^. U
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:+ G. X2 Y2 O) L5 I

0 s" Q3 k9 s3 P& I3 {% x焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# f1 V6 l* ]) F1 g; z; b! g; J

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 }' V8 [3 ?1 m
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% d& i$ o! S3 N( V1 ^  Q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 `2 {% r- U+ K- M
路过,让你们看看我的波

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