欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
+ \, u: X% g4 p; F' t& Nbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
/ o5 d0 s, T! L3 t% v/ r" _the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" C8 z) a8 @; p$ ~; kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
+ o6 Q9 @2 n: l) A" Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
& W( K  B! {9 M) K% `5 c" cthe sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 w9 N8 e3 }9 mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
; Q* C1 l# m2 E6 ~1 ^' pfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
" s" g6 t! s. T' t9 Qdisgrasful and it should go away.

1 \* m0 _/ w' M! \% w& jBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
/ f6 e' I) ]& v"z" and "w" with "v".
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3 @7 }& S6 u; U6 z- L% ZDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; l% ~. o" F# o, ~: m# g& Q" q4 dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: T8 E+ r- s( V) s+ rZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 f6 E( N! E- X: ?understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
8 d; P- e$ }1 U# t+ X* \! H" G还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

8 p7 [4 C& F( }& x* w! W% edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
* l" j$ x  [4 ?7 t$ f- w这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
" v4 u; {( r+ ^1 N0 g% `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
- R3 F/ K$ A* f& O# W你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
2 z3 x9 D: R8 X2 [5 [* Y( s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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