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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
4 W8 t7 y+ l7 N2 K8 x2 @' Z8 ?. obe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 D4 b/ I1 g0 J; Z3 Q" a9 J0 Uspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ q' _- b$ u) zplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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( p5 F  b, R) |; x, X( B) NIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make$ M$ L6 [! O5 m0 P
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( Q8 R* ?8 H: W5 R# y% B% Ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
5 w5 B4 ~* {9 p8 }fotograf 20% shorter.
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7 y# j" N. L" BIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ ~, K- D: F% a6 Qreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.( j3 l& ~) Z3 `7 `+ U$ }$ t

: [6 p2 {$ w, c! d2 w+ QGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- H4 d* a! J2 S& I9 }, C
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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7 v3 x5 T8 i1 A9 ]! i. J  EBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with+ ^3 F8 F" q( X6 P7 I
"z" and "w" with "v".
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1 Z" B+ W  v0 E  z% U2 U- k7 FDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 h# u. ?/ {+ l
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ B7 b* ^" f7 g+ B; y7 l) a
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu! X: T9 S3 n* m- u' W
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 y- I6 Z& q* A; V; I" X0 Q1 [* DUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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- t& k* y  e- S7 M: tIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* m, e& B: F, x, X& d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( c/ t% N! z& d, ?such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ j& |+ n8 o* A' H7 f, h, _don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ c  h/ [. N: D, I" h! gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 k, ~1 Z# D; _
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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- n' ]( L( c# e: z& j/ _               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 \7 `4 Z- {+ J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) F4 o9 F0 ^; ?; k& u0 A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% C6 a: _9 T; q: B9 l/ s. W
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) Q: s+ B: O+ d
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( u$ f/ w4 _4 Y3 `/ p  P7 J
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!3 i+ j( d4 Y# H% b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: s% h9 P% d' O* s; b惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! {9 U9 [% Z( C! H
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. r, n; C' m$ o
路过,让你们看看我的波
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