欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
% y/ j  A' i5 G2 v" pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
9 B  d7 q, Q  s, `, x$ E+ Hthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 m, ~0 x6 w0 Wspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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/ E( @+ P* S! b2 ~- ?In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

6 P" e3 W' b0 P! t% ]0 z, C0 |The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
  N* l/ J. z) ?konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


) X' ?% Q+ Q* E* qThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: I) O) @4 ^9 q: |" E1 j( {2 Jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
* h5 |4 p5 Q  z. ?. P1 U$ t/ ?fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
  U% a/ D4 g  X* Wreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 d  R! \: s3 F+ L1 iGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
  V& V- u& S8 n% R8 J- F* Xben a deterent to akurate speling.

9 ]5 V* _) G/ T% f3 k: b/ dAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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) T! I0 a' d* e6 @" h) l# c: a0 f, L# mBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
% S" ?. z. c+ P% z/ o"z" and "w" with "v".
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' i% f% O% n2 C- G2 P# T" |1 Q/ NDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" e7 W3 [# a" V) }after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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* t. J, h4 Q' h6 YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  E- m% h2 X! T# a% x: Q/ funderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
$ k0 u! a4 R. Cforst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
: i* X3 K5 V/ W  v还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  y7 L, m' o- n( @( r9 V8 X2 tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) h' V7 b; }/ v; o7 C* y  C: ]- d! Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

3 M4 s4 x" I) s  V" }$ {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
+ F) q2 Q3 T6 P: H) M4 Pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

0 J4 u6 k8 q" v+ A[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
9 y5 U1 p2 [& f, g7 Y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
+ C# P- h7 B, p0 o$ Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; B$ k1 N0 l  X& t. E$ ]* E- x* y你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 ?4 E* A# Q2 P. f# {, R2 k惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 n7 u) X8 ]2 i: ^) B路过，让你们看看我的波

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