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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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% r! W  i& O8 R5 B+ GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
2 `/ d* H# m3 Q- x2 W- Nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 W: H# X9 C# `6 @& m7 F2 e9 k) N2 lplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ I! ]: N' S7 f5 ?- _: v

) v% c  R" y5 N9 [In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 z' i0 n5 P- X
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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' y) e, e2 \+ [( m/ GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% S0 y& M6 a$ G6 ~/ \) l5 c% P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like) i. t, \% S+ p3 N/ i5 X5 Y
fotograf 20% shorter.6 e7 p( w: s( W2 J, w' z

! ]% {8 M- g( b# X+ q% qIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 R$ b# u9 T, |& `* v$ V0 {reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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  A+ s" |  F5 C; V0 c1 S+ I6 XGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
7 N0 ~6 D8 a5 U# ]disgrasful and it should go away.
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2 a( L. I$ d7 V. [% ]By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, Q, ?, _9 P5 l. U
"z" and "w" with "v".
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1 H9 C1 b/ {. F% QDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 O- ^* N# s  ~; S( U' e! o
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
/ j/ o# U" ?0 _understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.& e* ~( p: t. l; O
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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7 z: z. S# X1 ]3 B$ CIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:1 X2 T9 b# t$ q& Q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 B/ F( n. c* i. _such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 l! q& D+ ]& E$ t/ I6 x; W' K
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ ]6 \2 ^! y& V- J& j+ [0 ^4 f/ }               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! p% ~# r0 [3 \' Y" d& K# v
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  A1 d3 t4 k  u( [好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ D2 q$ y6 p2 v* R. ^. k& N6 j你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ }( Z+ D/ h% n' p2 E% N' ^
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
2 a" C* H5 q# _; _/ E, u惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 s. m' S2 I. H. i' r/ Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( ?" z9 A- [  [3 M
路过,让你们看看我的波

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