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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
6 X, J0 w* ]1 e, @$ cbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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0 q' ^& v, Y/ c2 i! H8 ?/ g& [As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 y0 D1 d. h% p
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 T; M+ W9 F* H1 R  x; u4 e& Q0 X" W
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 u& {6 A0 ~) E5 j5 H3 D: w- K1 w

' P# [$ F+ {) w; SIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
# w6 `8 h) u' a: B- I" Ithe sivil servants jump with joy., U" M7 A, G$ T. Z4 E2 Z
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up+ _7 b' d3 r5 `+ h
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.( Q5 P9 |$ d: C/ r( u
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 G+ n1 Q2 y# T" v0 o7 Jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" l  V; F% d4 n+ K" p( U' E8 Z
fotograf 20% shorter." H% m# b% H3 p: P- l
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 S! `' h/ \/ c- a# ^; ]
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 k' g* m( v) X) w2 V" W1 wGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
2 F: q4 P, u7 S" B9 k9 Y+ Z3 tben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is" b$ ~% B3 L% S4 o* t' s
disgrasful and it should go away.5 V1 F0 Q# f, _
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
9 @$ C& ?( A; l0 R) \"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* E, h9 D9 m4 @/ c$ r* Q' }% xafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." C" U* w# a; e# H/ s2 `- Z

& }  f) p: }5 M. s3 O8 _8 `9 x5 DZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" ~* {; X8 e+ a" Eunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
7 P, E7 j8 h" JUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 P8 n1 C5 m9 W5 A* S还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 b+ z6 [: l1 u/ Asuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ p7 S) Y: R  O) l' y" d! l6 Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, y7 G  ^4 v& I) Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- W6 o# D9 Q4 h" k; w- g  T, a- I( Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- I6 C. u# Q  c这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 c4 c/ _, J! y# F* ~! O6 C( \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 e6 T: ?: `% Z4 n. {; v
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. K1 M1 T0 q! i) {
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 V  X3 ]: n( ^# }) h

6 r7 a% L7 @; W* t8 v$ [焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% Y& x# r+ e) M+ ?' R惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) N: Z0 Z5 m. e/ f+ W0 V& K1 T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& g! D8 n; |7 l路过,让你们看看我的波

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