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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: L5 u- [5 G; ?2 m: n% s/ @
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! A  V' p/ o# c. f4 W
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in! ^3 F# M+ X# U
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
0 L1 |5 a% a! T8 j5 x7 B+ Qthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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3 ?' U8 U* s& n% H$ |The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* U$ C3 ?. J5 D: L% z+ \  M) xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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2 B* \& }5 ?- S* ZThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& o0 q. {. C3 x1 T+ g
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# N6 _7 b! R- K& K$ H0 |5 S
fotograf 20% shorter.
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) v  P1 u* z0 Y' J+ l! r% I, OIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ [1 f" X; x1 I! H- ]$ R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 T3 i+ g$ ?' j! x
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  j, b5 L  @8 E/ @0 T) ?
ben a deterent to akurate speling.# ^2 x9 i( f. j+ @+ N+ m) u
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 I& n2 ?. r" C$ V. c+ t. [
disgrasful and it should go away." O9 T# K6 C! N; M% ^/ t
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, N5 D% b7 L6 Z! n& D! }
"z" and "w" with "v".2 Y+ |! H- N; r% y: H

9 h8 U! Y+ y4 P4 JDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 l9 ?" r. w/ g6 Fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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( f4 K; _4 H  [7 iZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu$ C- y3 F# N! I3 d7 W
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ m2 w2 f1 a9 p! V5 f; P) A/ wUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( k& B7 q/ H6 S( l
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 \# l& k% F5 \2 Y& x
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- D4 X+ [; G. _8 r) |1 Hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 _& r) d% }9 h2 k  M4 l
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. e2 i7 x& D% {4 r8 X7 t
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); x; x" x4 V" g

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. p  r, I# ]' q# e+ M6 ]! Z( G
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. `3 A' J; _4 Q7 w
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:  g" C" Q6 |9 b7 ]# w
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:1 v. w0 F: G- ~  F# {3 y( C. r! l
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:- t& u( d* ~4 r- O: R

0 k/ B) e. M* P1 I焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( }$ `8 ^4 `9 P- T

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 K+ }, u  L4 `4 W; z# m惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 q5 v2 r! w5 \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: T; C/ k4 e( h$ Y路过,让你们看看我的波
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