欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
3 G  M' S% V' a$ ?9 {be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
9 P, Q, X6 u. w' O% e$ \! athe other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
. [/ _; j' c- okonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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" ^9 P$ ]% r$ GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! L6 A9 _" K: [2 ?troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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5 {% Q8 a; Q, J3 a8 t" O# p) i  Y. ~In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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) O( Y' {2 J1 n' c; IGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

# G9 K7 _+ V$ lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 r( f! N' G% H9 p# l9 f/ odisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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6 x' h6 q' U: K% S2 R: {During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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8 g( X: ?% f% L) U1 iZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* {  f% C# }& {: z% K+ ~; u8 Ounderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& R! K& @; G. F/ @. @$ ~# Z5 @" _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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# w. W# V8 J+ s: N' DIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ Y" L; f, O; Q6 isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
& d/ X' r- a. Hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
2 y: g, |( O+ h, `; U好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
6 U% @( h/ m0 n. J' j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) B6 ^& r( x( W$ T! S6 K) E* `1 v路过，让你们看看我的波

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