埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1809|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
9 L0 J0 [0 D" V! _% j9 F3 Ebe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
) Z' @! L6 J; m) S, i. `6 Ethe other possibility.
2 i8 ], E' z8 F- K  A' O9 \* H# K- j4 p5 a9 v! \6 O
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English3 J9 R- D! d. F9 _
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
, e5 }: k9 j  {2 c1 T  R8 Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
# d- C7 |# x) J9 q6 z/ [
3 X! Z0 }9 y2 }In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
. g& n, B8 g' p9 D% Y0 R* l$ hthe sivil servants jump with joy.; V3 p" H, |! l1 E. V

( {: n9 ^/ n3 [5 T7 B) uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ r6 E' z, U  |+ Bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.6 L9 q) I9 I; h+ b% N1 m

3 Y5 {! ?( C5 N& m" L% ^
- r" g) `$ v$ D7 uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 z. z# z2 g) X; j2 J! }, ]' x. d3 stroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ i! R8 z% Z9 p0 e! ~" o5 J
fotograf 20% shorter.
! V; I+ {7 y' p8 `; `3 T) R. E; E4 @
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 W5 K- H9 w+ D1 [4 y7 ]# Mreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 E6 b; z2 H7 `) h# a* U' @) h
9 Q( h1 U& k2 ?& |
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 w0 I% _4 u7 K1 f0 A* z
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
  E( p3 v- F; K$ b* X+ W7 [, ^: o! L; H4 V
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
' n8 I! s9 W! E; j' J- H1 Ddisgrasful and it should go away.
5 l- R$ m, M, f8 O3 N) l& F" U! M0 k  h  {# z) M$ D
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 g# H2 J2 X. ^; p
"z" and "w" with "v".
8 m  j. z  q4 `+ j5 A' z7 x& t4 f# G  b3 i+ n4 ~1 n. u
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 I) d. m8 C" a: ]after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
4 Z  j5 a2 G2 q9 \/ O
7 }2 Z3 z" ]8 w: v: u" ?' C1 ZZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
# Z: C+ [0 O: ^( U6 F& G6 yunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.& e; H8 ~( ~8 G" f7 \# A
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& |& V; R. ]3 V: _# o  e
forst plas.
6 s8 n: j* F% h, J  j
5 J( {. _6 X3 E/ x* N4 a$ XIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
" {$ Y! l9 }4 o. q& X还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( |* T, V# W6 |& q& G( @$ Isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

: L& N# n+ s4 E4 s7 ]; ], c) Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
' \, V+ \" {2 M. x9 D4 ^! b' D: g5 w" c" M7 p/ M3 I
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 W. ?/ H4 p& f/ h' U8 l3 Z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
( Y: }0 D1 \' j1 `, ]' ]  n  U
  _& f2 t* w/ G7 }4 y; A) ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

5 c0 h& Z; o" l1 V7 y' _
0 [( ^  n# E0 w& F* ?) `8 f% M
; S. c" M( e) z! D               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
* [; C8 a6 B' p- ]  y8 W+ M# Q
- i5 L3 j& Z) e( n8 @  }
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ N. Z! Y/ t6 b2 ^3 `1 z& I/ {0 X0 V这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 i+ d% M1 r' D( k2 h" p5 Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
, N* C0 B# _9 B
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 f7 p9 A6 F0 a1 Z! t! @/ d+ g
你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:7 i, v) |8 W2 a5 w' W7 `

2 b$ b7 @" q# [& B9 H焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 _+ u8 V9 ]1 G4 ?

6 k, O9 l* q% e
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 o# e$ u3 E3 L' C% ^4 l
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- G1 q9 r8 d: X. M3 A; I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ v$ ]4 L+ A7 Q: f& W: [5 Q
路过,让你们看看我的波
  n" q% J! }6 u0 F
谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-18 15:10 , Processed in 0.644044 second(s), 22 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表