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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: G' z; `0 F, `2 {6 `2 S
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was, @3 X% i2 R* a. q6 Q5 ?* `. M
the other possibility.8 W* \! P6 e* P
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* ]; t) Z1 R% z4 i& c: L% i
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 n! ?6 v. P1 z
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) `: m: q- @! c2 g% n/ n& }" PThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 J1 `* ~4 E; R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 y" I1 H- F# @9 ^3 q7 j7 }
fotograf 20% shorter.0 E1 M8 l4 U3 Z+ T, m
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# n! u2 b) O$ z
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.5 ?$ j' b% G& ?' p: y1 J
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 m; x& ?/ n4 r4 e
ben a deterent to akurate speling.' w7 a( t7 U3 B4 h

+ v( ^9 J5 n! u/ X* EAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is  }+ ]  A5 k: v) h/ T& Z* H5 [8 M
disgrasful and it should go away.
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* S, A" Z% I. Y8 ]' C+ B) BBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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0 s  [' n/ @; ~  J4 ?* rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% {- Q: ^! w3 C, L7 k9 i" n  ^, }
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 P4 B; Y* {# {1 F9 _understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
3 |' J) X& B: R! FUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' o4 c9 ^, k' F  H) q: S
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, I: l3 z- B0 ]If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, d# H% _3 k. H& R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:: E4 Y, m; q4 l0 f
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, ?* U: ^! T8 _9 f9 {1 @4 S5 G' Hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, S4 r9 ?# I  q: ~+ j! [+ Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 v/ z3 y  i, {+ }$ i# l8 T; E

7 _0 L; |: I2 ^3 `[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 k# A* j: P6 n
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% f; D+ A1 _& g0 d这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 G: f4 Q/ [4 P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- n6 f* |$ u* |
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# b( U3 l' t; v: y% {你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 g7 m" x& f( f9 P2 w- w* R

/ N0 q2 v. T" I5 W6 |+ _焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& u! [/ K1 X: I0 Z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
+ z. k- A$ f& b4 H惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" e" f, F9 Q) ^3 T& s/ p0 ]3 G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:% W3 U' d) B3 G. O) Y5 ?7 @
路过,让你们看看我的波
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