欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; E& T# _5 j  W/ C* M1 a4 gbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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3 [( B  A, R) |+ w* vAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" X# M' x6 ?: Q3 h, Kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" g& v7 t& g* t0 v/ bplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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& b3 n/ W3 E- E( U; ~In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
* I5 V4 B% Z$ Dthe sivil servants jump with joy.

/ h/ o1 I/ B  e+ _The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: _: I1 P$ ~5 g9 J) zkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
  c- ^; H! r6 X$ h% ufotograf 20% shorter.
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$ z/ j4 R3 c. y' EIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
& u! `" d1 H6 [; T. T' C7 C; ndisgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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8 D& q8 u% z2 M' w  j$ }9 YDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( z6 M( k, D8 N- Q0 J: q6 Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: d  P8 \! m2 ]- I9 P! vUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
( \, k# M+ C; D. U2 N9 Z2 r还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! \+ U9 i; z/ Gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 j* m/ e' I  t! T$ mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

. }2 O/ G& f2 _               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ k# q  U+ I1 f( |1 |! \# f& [3 P, p路过，让你们看看我的波

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