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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 e+ ~; E9 F( a1 ^; ?, l6 e6 f3 F7 P3 ?
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% S$ [+ m/ T& q& ]/ D, y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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; i5 ]3 `- p2 I& i. ?In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the, G2 R2 n  P$ a' k- g% j
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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, D4 b2 I9 y7 b/ N) s$ b" X* kIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& I$ g) ?8 P- K3 H& |3 S- |
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) S; m1 Q- v6 H8 x5 t5 n

' \' A6 V" M! _' S2 O2 h/ V1 _# k' F+ nGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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/ ]$ `" K: d- K5 A6 UZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( }& h$ T# {0 O! U. b7 n$ |understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 s: k7 T9 K8 ~$ ]6 A1 oUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 P# i- @8 @& k7 Z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 T1 A* U+ H1 {0 R. m1 w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. H% {$ E( H; ?
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ r1 ^& I; u) j2 C: J" {这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 Y7 |, W- J* k
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 M- ]3 q4 F6 j0 `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& }$ k0 |/ T5 A) _5 e) n' _9 M7 i$ Y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 ^/ h6 q" O2 @8 k
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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) J8 D# L" {) }/ E/ X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" B- F! H$ W4 h/ `
路过,让你们看看我的波

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