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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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3 d- A* s( W* q- K5 W# KAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English$ q. g; H- C% Z, P
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
( r% _$ U) e9 W( }, A& w5 Eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  }; l+ B( x. `! P7 r5 j& v6 A

+ f, L4 V, f* j" DIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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0 J5 U/ p3 Y) M. x* JThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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# V/ l3 Y' m0 k: BThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 [# ]& `( {$ W  t
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- k: b/ `0 D) E+ A
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- g$ L5 c3 F: _
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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, n/ h1 ?; {$ J! C$ MGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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2 J  z, G5 q% R$ k6 }2 u9 Z. PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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$ J0 F$ r' B& G4 \: SDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' L+ C' u; x; {7 Y
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.9 s, |. t. D. d
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 N6 ~8 [* V' ?: o  U( |1 |understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." D! D8 Z0 h. \
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* _& i2 F% @  i! q% |& |
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" Y4 l1 P; j" W  rIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 m1 @" p% e6 j; V还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' p8 w0 A# |4 ?2 ]2 l5 K/ x; J
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." E7 z2 n4 |6 s9 ]" e

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% |1 V  B  B% r- v5 e
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 w3 H9 C. T6 G9 K  K
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 E% b# A# C7 h3 }5 y. b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# `4 Z8 F3 G) X4 p你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ i/ s+ j! U& X# {( x4 P7 s
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; I) m1 d- {4 X1 H3 w& `
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: W: l4 A$ a$ ~4 V( x7 r8 x# |
路过,让你们看看我的波
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