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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.  a: F7 b) e% C4 Z; f% m+ {
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
' N  |7 B" h3 O) z+ }5 X) cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in) v) ^. S; g! P8 _3 _% {9 W
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 c  S: _( r. w# g3 m
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 f% [  R( Y, c9 L# F: V
the sivil servants jump with joy.2 ]5 r; o+ T1 ]3 ?" R2 N) I8 b
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up5 S5 t/ Z  ~. h
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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- X- e* \# K4 a8 a3 R. h; V$ {0 oThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the" x. N1 f3 m+ V! e
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  `$ E9 \7 q% u% j7 A0 s
fotograf 20% shorter.
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6 n. Q7 t3 V' I* c$ KIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ ?$ s# {6 J! [0 c! j/ ~
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ \2 r5 {% K1 _: \# |2 w5 ]
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& ?/ Q' S, z% \1 p4 f3 ^! N
ben a deterent to akurate speling.) u) g+ v8 Y1 E( L3 b: u

4 T6 f' E- a2 n/ M! k9 E7 k5 vAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 I% n# `( |* R5 Y# {# H3 ^+ Z
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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& v2 |0 z* T6 p( R, B$ dDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and* C- W1 @1 r$ E& G4 H* O6 s5 T
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 o, x: J% u) ]: ~5 O" w9 ]/ MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ G" |% J$ S6 `; t5 {
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 \7 T: \' x* }6 X5 \/ vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 S3 m: n" |  y6 Q8 qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); L* c( K3 R1 J. a
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 n1 K* h+ M* g7 Y5 S这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ q6 G  M/ m; w" c. Z8 ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; Q) T( d( [1 J" d$ a: ~$ N你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' B- {" f) R3 t8 e5 ^' ?惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 G. {; J* w% R4 L$ s6 j& a) ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* V. o- L( l$ J0 ~9 \! j5 j路过,让你们看看我的波

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