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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; z7 V/ X$ d8 X, K, @# `& sbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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5 m6 G. E5 H! ~( I- A; ]: }; K; w- GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 K4 v# @& ?7 [! W( g* {( h
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 w; v6 u' z. Y' F2 g
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." z! F4 e* |1 [+ q7 j' M
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 X; c, }( s! t/ F5 u9 ~  t
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, g2 e) U4 D# X. @reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) K8 b+ Y) P( T. Q' I0 w/ k
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" P% E& C3 Y. l- \
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ p6 L" z; o+ k$ g7 m8 v
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& F, K5 u* k2 R; t0 c- H; y
forst plas.
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& U5 y# ~7 I/ q% |If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* e: h* {4 _6 W. b
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ D7 n  u0 e% ^5 t% U
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 G$ t; e( Y! I' W+ ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 l  U9 R# B# E7 A4 j4 S' B

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 J  P( S$ z7 p: m这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, p& o" p# y1 j4 {好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 s1 l% k% g1 u  |. w* M1 j
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; e  b. y4 E9 S# T" q# H; o
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* `0 R4 U: c+ u( t
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!% `' w( z: ^1 @) J1 T5 T
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:2 a* w4 F; h. |7 S
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* Y6 `4 T. G5 n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. o$ [9 O! q2 r# T" H8 B* E( _, [路过,让你们看看我的波

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