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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& R9 C( C0 S% k5 {spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
8 L# h0 q0 `% v  p, ]. S5 W. Jplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".6 V% M+ c+ T  |+ x( `
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 {9 s% B9 t/ k. d& l
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, J5 s7 I. F  f/ M& G8 ?
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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  m3 s; I0 {1 oThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 T/ X0 M, _0 P1 Htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# a0 ]5 ~5 E' ?3 ?. y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 v4 e8 @& R* i2 k8 p6 j
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* v9 V; n) F1 b) x1 @4 i! B
disgrasful and it should go away.
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* v6 {' o; m/ d) |7 m+ h* p' P) _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' e: E6 M0 ?6 g/ w
"z" and "w" with "v".& z& ]9 G' z0 |2 [. E
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 @( b% ~, H; N( @8 f- T; Q% D
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' G( G. B- {" n) n* ?- ~" }
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ k8 Z1 U1 X* E3 L0 B' c/ J
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* i" P$ ?* N5 Q9 W+ x$ |
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 M5 U) ?- n- S. E
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( Y2 `+ T* X7 E4 _
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:  p5 i( e! X4 l0 l/ v' C
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  J- F0 S% p. t7 i

8 Q/ ], \# Q3 y5 _9 [, u焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 I: A& E/ q+ R( R$ }

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 _. V$ b& ~% ]1 @4 [% j; y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 |' \, O: `" Y2 e& e- H  i好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ N1 n1 ]4 T0 l% x2 ?
路过,让你们看看我的波

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