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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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* y4 b; N% T9 O& vAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
* N9 q4 E) `; R, I+ ]spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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: _9 ]( c8 f2 j. g4 IIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, R. a+ L2 }' ~5 F/ y- d2 M. O
the sivil servants jump with joy.2 V% ]% j9 h4 m5 n' H8 E# D, |) `

' Q6 e6 q: M. m* @# x% z) f0 I" S6 kThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( ]& M8 Z3 [2 E4 v  X8 a
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.7 a, q* F) ?6 O2 m4 x
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 X* B" T% I- E- T: `' b
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 y! D" M( G0 v5 c' X* Q1 N
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 b% o. V3 y# p6 N% _+ Q4 ]: L
disgrasful and it should go away.1 b6 Z& F7 a! N( o( i

+ [# {6 \+ `# t* [* Z- ~1 u3 _1 mBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 U+ A9 f$ ~5 T5 {- c5 f7 c- O
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 g  {0 u# ^2 s
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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; o1 ?1 v+ P8 j$ U/ xUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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3 V% ~( W6 [) s9 g$ d8 W* TIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:& U8 n+ [6 r8 s
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 A0 T2 T6 K# N: [
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 h: E8 O( j( x" Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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, |1 Z+ G+ V- v5 w. L2 h8 i[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ P1 i  B! d6 ~
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 k& O- a4 {) l* g3 y0 _0 |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 O2 m+ I; A3 o0 F9 r! }2 M( q. [* @
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ b5 q# f3 C" ]
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. D# G3 P& z2 W" I* ?* V
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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5 b0 x2 `/ g- ]8 \1 I+ I好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ f! e  z" a2 k" f( j3 w, d路过,让你们看看我的波

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