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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
& ^8 p. J/ ^4 D7 ], h  O8 x+ gbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was+ H( v: E+ C1 t4 d4 O
the other possibility.
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9 t( Q( W/ Q7 `' OAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 y" s7 q0 q8 r- Q- V/ r/ ~' U# P( r0 Zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* y5 i7 Q* H* Fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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; L1 k' u" Q3 T, P; jThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; C  j( d) G. e- h) t4 o
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ ?, `; N  g% }6 ^9 ~8 A

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% V6 G  a. ]5 R& F+ C3 \troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 [" |. K( `; O+ f
fotograf 20% shorter.
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2 f: M# y# E: C+ X/ W- K* D* WIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ }3 z% ]- u$ P8 _
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.1 O; s' E5 P1 E! O% P0 x6 x/ I; J6 e- Y
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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" ]4 b3 m2 r( f9 y. k5 G* gAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  }7 L0 E/ \5 B6 b4 Sdisgrasful and it should go away.
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# V* ~5 H; x& A2 S: l! _% [& o) mBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 L  y! i3 E  h
"z" and "w" with "v".7 J7 {$ s& t# p2 |4 \6 O

3 k& s- i( \7 h$ K+ `During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, i3 p  |- y' @/ H5 L8 Qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ }6 {2 s% n0 ^- z$ L6 y

" B  _6 R4 `: |1 L! j4 J2 ?Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
% `6 E! s4 t3 P- V: tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.) U+ g* G- V) W7 a
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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( J5 l+ o3 a. k. N- M2 d& h4 SIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 i0 @# P4 p3 s2 Z1 p- A还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 M0 I; ^( R$ n# {6 C
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 U( ?* \; K. B6 g, R[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% @+ {. _- Q! k) T2 q. n9 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): |. _$ _2 y$ E6 n; Q" r# j

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 j; }; \/ E/ |6 R+ L  j' q; p这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 x, T+ I- b4 Y6 D2 a5 h8 H5 U; q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 N/ \# H+ J2 n" R  _
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 d2 F% D- ]' L8 s1 S: D
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 N9 O- C* }- W+ J: e! X8 C  R

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 @7 ?# n6 @. a2 W( u* Q惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% C& O. b  J2 I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( K2 u) x! ^) P  `, l
路过,让你们看看我的波
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