欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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/ u4 ?9 F) p0 N% eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, N6 ^0 d/ Q7 E) Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

8 [& k, R2 D; h# G' QAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

( H, K$ }( F& b. n( ?1 q7 wBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- W( m3 c1 V% |7 q/ P0 bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, b, I( g6 e$ w( L8 [" P0 ]Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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, `1 L5 V/ b6 r) u, v5 x3 K& ^If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
) f4 Y& ^: A% ^还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' @; W  M: j+ i3 adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

+ l+ K0 L, P4 h               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 Q. c/ l, k' \& _9 ~这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
) C8 [- C8 v  A: H/ H: f$ H你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

2 |( K9 H/ n: D, s$ ^9 _" b焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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