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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: V/ n. y0 b0 H2 `+ ?$ G* z' e
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. I9 ?0 {1 z! W; K$ A) G1 |
the other possibility.
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' k1 q( C" j+ v2 j! @6 [- }As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# y- l; F' p( K: v
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 f7 [# b7 J# ]7 }* d! D  d. ]" G4 W
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ H( ~6 w$ x% g% E( D8 C* l

1 z) E( o6 F7 v2 FIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 E% `3 t+ \' c  H; m% {: Y9 d" C& f
the sivil servants jump with joy.) ?- ?  Q! H: _! H0 g' a
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
. r$ K1 b3 c) T! bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ u2 \$ _/ p. \: u! j, V
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) w( I, @4 w( S  D0 u4 fThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% ~! G* ^& Y$ Y* u) j$ e/ Otroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
7 {; X3 W$ \! Y) }  Nfotograf 20% shorter.
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4 Z2 ]$ e9 d: b/ X+ zIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 Q  g4 Y0 d8 h( [% Z, Freach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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8 n! v. F3 h6 K. AGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 V7 I) {4 @( {( H/ ~" |) sben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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; a' ?/ K; s" S* `" \By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
% }+ r8 M+ E9 u+ `0 M"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  Q3 z- `! N: W- A7 ?$ L: V4 [" ^
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% D0 q6 O. q) t, h4 L6 O6 Q

6 C# O0 \6 G( i# {( O- JZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
' h- C+ Z( N1 o0 F4 E8 D# sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. h; ?! N$ n, t  N7 Y- U' }
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# J5 p9 X  ]# Q' O( h9 `
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:" r$ _3 r. Z) ^1 B) z
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 v& `- Z7 }2 ]9 B+ @such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( c" A& s' Z) A; Q2 x$ U+ fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ M3 Y! H0 N6 U6 k

& I8 U2 L$ T' ]. u0 |[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
4 V: ]+ H- G4 S0 l7 `2 mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 G4 W8 A+ S5 S; m这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  S7 X; Y7 |2 v" F: [% |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ G6 d: e( g7 B: g
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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; `. [# G' B8 U. Q9 `, W焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
+ A: @; u8 X6 B1 M+ M惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 @! v5 O, U: r/ Z: |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 n1 ~5 e. c# y: C7 A, n路过,让你们看看我的波

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