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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 E2 V$ j- ?, i# d% ^
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 b0 @( Q& ~2 c; f6 Y' D* p, {" F5 l. `! z
the other possibility.
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3 T4 W6 @, R/ R# U! p) b) RAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
8 r7 X5 m& D; U- }spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 E/ X* L) h& C+ e* @6 Gplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% i2 e' w+ n, k: R9 @4 c

! b5 I: @1 R! f; y- N$ gIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 k1 ]5 k4 q. F5 R0 F8 |
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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$ }! p+ U1 ~  U3 G5 tThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ H' W4 e0 C7 i/ P5 K& {konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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% r* P$ C+ A) ]$ @6 d$ uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, v3 M+ c& K/ Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! A; c% t' U" |: u0 n
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' b# V- e- u% z1 lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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, ^$ F. N( V! I2 b# k( V: CGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! G3 j' C8 a+ P+ Y6 u/ V% a7 @9 o
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 K2 l; s8 L% P: n
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 O* t; o& {, v7 qdisgrasful and it should go away.* H9 A, T4 n5 k+ A+ Y
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! G8 @- G3 `; |  t4 ^0 ~$ E7 ]
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 d! t. F$ F8 Q% w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. X  u: s& U  U/ S, k2 K7 p( n8 c8 L

5 \# J% l" e, n$ ^+ b# ^( r' j6 UZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: |; K2 X7 O' G4 g9 u0 q) @
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.4 E4 L  c7 Y! D+ Z1 ]
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 ^% Y$ T! M* w& y# D* M: Z' p
forst plas.
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- c( R2 a/ K: C9 ^7 fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 A3 V& U( C3 c7 @; v还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. b/ F; |9 f/ i  N, o
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' v+ Y  {. u+ vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ Z7 v9 p/ K& t( h8 I" b4 B3 I

: x, t8 x$ b- V  s[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 A7 ]( K1 O; ~$ u  P/ x  j( @; v; q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ E+ B6 l8 w6 B[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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' H) Y. s# w% ^+ y               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ [$ _) r& _" t6 q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ H" z7 L  t; B! c$ S2 K! C好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 _; \! T* v" l3 @' x/ i你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 J0 D1 R' e' X  Y' L0 s! D! _

3 l, U. v* Y7 D; _, L) K焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
2 x: \! k8 {/ c4 n6 W惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 B' ^& d; G# X$ \  I" m
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  I! J" {8 z" v. j
路过,让你们看看我的波
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