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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will# ]) \' b% o) q8 H5 L# c% D
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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) U( z9 @% l3 S7 J$ N5 `5 kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 u1 I9 P( I8 J. m8 |- t3 |7 Aspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* M5 o, h0 Q/ o9 v5 l' o( {plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ b# T% T1 w8 _" T" @2 l7 ^
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% z$ M7 n) ^: ^! v2 U
the sivil servants jump with joy.* M. n' K8 v6 \- Z* W( R6 _
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
& F+ Y& C+ B. y) Q' S$ k; |4 fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.4 ~4 G0 k4 T& u5 J+ X  C7 j" _
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: w7 U0 d  m; B# gThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 S  ^8 a7 P7 d8 o6 ^% _& vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( }7 H; Q# b9 A2 {$ M/ A/ A
fotograf 20% shorter.
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7 ?. u8 ^: b' W5 T( qIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 L' S- M$ d% B1 d
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' [  q% D* h) n- J% n; ?
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 C( A5 X  n, q/ R
ben a deterent to akurate speling., ~8 m4 N$ G5 M
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
6 d$ K2 W7 n+ M4 e0 I  adisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 {9 c7 @& ^3 H5 Z4 v
"z" and "w" with "v".
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7 J- b6 Z8 ]: a9 }5 xDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and; ~: b7 e9 M0 l8 s, d& Q+ {9 n9 J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. B9 r4 C6 a% R5 M

1 E8 \8 r4 P- T$ r! `  ~& fZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
; V$ U3 P( ~* K3 z( iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" w6 p! G& M. y, B3 A2 s9 ^1 sUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ ?" O. V: N& X5 V
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ U( m7 I& h3 j( O9 l还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:" v; N! l* ~. y. A' ~7 S
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ q4 u' H* _; h- xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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" |' Z) D8 T3 n, h) }3 O! V[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' L2 ~7 j$ N3 D& Q. l* \$ x5 s/ Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& [* t6 K6 W( P& B5 K4 ]

! F$ O- f2 `8 x6 R! Q) X[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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6 T, I% g5 E: I1 w+ z               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, T! V/ V4 {! q" [+ K
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# k4 N2 N3 r5 H, N( d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 Y9 ^( `6 Z# _  t- s+ J你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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& |- n: O1 j4 a( [4 w: \3 X焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 t, Z1 C( c" s8 v  r! \* V9 {1 Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' y8 T7 O, x$ o0 w惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 h; ~+ p9 Z7 L3 s6 n4 l: O% `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ ]+ u3 }* ~: f  R7 P; |路过,让你们看看我的波

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