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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& M% A1 N9 J" _5 w* p+ ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was/ m0 P: j" f$ V" c$ ]3 @  `
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* H3 t! j$ q5 V) ^, Z" v
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- n3 D0 N! a2 y4 t, s
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 w8 i6 J9 h1 Y. W
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 r. ?8 r6 w* Q& G- ?troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
: d9 k+ I; [* e- D& f( `fotograf 20% shorter.! Z- C* [8 K4 L* b

" ]4 G/ @# Q/ E6 c( y1 b' L8 pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) j9 c9 H( b! V- n8 v* n. d
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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% ]* n3 w  J2 ?) @6 w2 [8 yGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always/ {# C, H1 N: A7 S. {
ben a deterent to akurate speling.+ e4 f8 N; k2 R; o

" h6 \0 `, @" B( GAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
' t; d$ B0 D* T: r2 Y! w6 X' Pdisgrasful and it should go away.  G8 Q( {8 a/ T9 Z, i
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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) f% V- v5 H; E* K( nDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 G' a' L  |9 Cafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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0 P. {; F0 f; CZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  u/ M# A% K/ v4 ]' L/ ~$ c# D/ A' junderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ `% V* u3 B' ]- c2 O3 l/ x# G) k+ K
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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+ y: q* Y# C  i) yIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) ^/ ]  i. B  O! h" ^% \
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 h+ f8 q  J) H' h& w8 ]such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ w* }/ I$ U) X( c7 Fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  I3 H: Y; X, ?6 ^% ]! G6 _+ @0 B& W

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 `9 _# N! ~" h: O* ]
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 g& k! A. w" m' z% F
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) O. Z0 t( i: ~, V3 D7 F这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( S* l/ i# A4 X; A- p# e4 v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ M: ^: Z& y: `6 D
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 T+ u1 D' V! k+ u你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:+ j/ \" T" z2 S

, z' b0 B9 w* P8 G7 L. ^& _/ A: j焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!- e( ~* x) k/ d! \' Q. Q. x0 w

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 {9 c6 G9 e" b- ^
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 d" V5 @# ?" H2 H
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 r% A+ t4 q" l+ @. k& A( z: M路过,让你们看看我的波

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