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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 u( \: g+ x' C3 T$ y& Qbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
3 ^1 W% I0 P) n+ L3 a' E) vthe other possibility.
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. U, z4 R0 }- d0 K6 [6 MAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 b& T: z( L. D( n* m3 x$ V2 e/ ?
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- ]3 p7 M) T. m# d1 U* ]# V% Eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 X/ x8 U7 u: r! A
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  Z9 ?4 c# b" [/ K' n! T
the sivil servants jump with joy.# h3 V- h' L; k/ v" W5 N1 `$ B& }
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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8 M# X% c6 P3 ~9 Y3 H2 |3 J5 {- vThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ j' O9 c# {2 U3 {troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 f+ c- s! b- x8 h
fotograf 20% shorter.' \6 y) W9 j) @# z1 ~. n$ T
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 B# P+ p4 p* {0 ?; k
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.6 y6 L' d, V$ g7 D

, M5 L* {% V1 Q/ B  ZGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
0 q. p4 ]6 d9 y2 yben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 r6 I- w. K+ t+ J- O
"z" and "w" with "v".
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+ N) g' q1 a" z" s5 Q& R. T  zDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, `* D9 Q  O6 V2 a1 m$ ]/ G" N! Zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. b! V6 Q5 w& D% B3 n- c/ ^

7 c% e, ]3 ]: t; ]7 RZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
: g% `; ]# ~% o0 [3 Zunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& Y$ }" r; ~2 {( n- g/ x: sUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze% z- {$ f2 j* Q/ S
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3 f; t& c. O3 C$ ?, K9 z6 s7 cIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 V, K; h# P1 F8 d+ ?# V1 i& X还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- u$ \) n5 w  D
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( O4 C! O3 Z3 w( L- \: Q" H4 ?. zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 ?$ \$ w- |) j  N5 D* o
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 _- J+ E8 I; N! s" p2 ~, H, y3 s# _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! c3 R$ E1 ]0 L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 V8 _# e! u" u. p3 b
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% Y: K0 _. C0 s( P
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. e' |4 ~+ [. Z# N
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: a8 L: L( \% `# L( ?; e0 g惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# t6 ]$ M% Y5 o
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 M( ?$ T8 k- S
路过,让你们看看我的波

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