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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: k- \; @3 ~7 ]7 {) Y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ N; H: B) o& N& a* G  N
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" Z+ q3 j$ K7 w  R) F6 \8 H: C4 cAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. r7 e/ h% {: s3 ~
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" N& Z) U) B. F
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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+ `  W, U8 k/ ]" kThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; o% O6 l: W* P9 w
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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' Q; y- d0 O4 i4 ?$ oThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( K3 y, x  L0 ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 J. Y& |, e1 F# x/ B- ]5 Y( `7 t
disgrasful and it should go away.- A9 X0 z& e& G7 R
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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+ |& x, s% a; p( ?3 q" C8 [1 T6 ADuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ d5 E  u5 S) u0 }1 O; M, }: T. g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 ^* g  X8 A+ e& T* Q- |
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 l3 o. [2 B5 L4 M  B* p
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. R* S( f. |! B7 {* T2 L' ~' K0 c5 v
forst plas.
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+ |! W& R% n! Q+ z3 J$ {If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 q1 C5 D3 Z( W5 s. F/ ?
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. M3 B' o& I6 D+ L* j# I' y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

9 ?+ Z* r. Y* C" k0 `; S+ Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. b! ^* L5 w: N) a

; `8 s) c6 j1 s4 H' v) @) k* q! N[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ m6 r$ ~. n" Q; C$ c% P
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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2 g, a6 T* I, _. W               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 y$ ~5 }! T/ q5 @) Z. s6 W这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ t& @4 `( R: N# D- C& q0 ~
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 i, f- r- r, }0 _7 d
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: n% Y0 x% v/ S) N
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" g: u8 o/ C3 Z* [# h
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- Y" v. B% N" Q8 a/ N
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; `, q3 }, e' W* n) [: ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* ?! J! J0 o- A, y4 A路过,让你们看看我的波

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