埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1627|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 ]" c* H4 S6 S$ i
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
. t0 a3 R' d9 W1 k  C- `5 c! |. Cthe other possibility.
: ?# \2 M7 p$ G; n+ L0 I3 \7 U* G; f1 t
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) u# [2 s$ T6 U9 Fspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ R9 ^# n. U; F" }  [, ~7 G
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
; i, N* o# w( g6 G2 X0 M7 K: \  ], H* e4 m5 T6 N- C2 q( T4 d9 x
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# J' K' G, Q" B" V' ]+ D
the sivil servants jump with joy.
3 b8 ~) G+ ]) F% A" d  B
$ f4 h) e8 J" q, w( s7 R/ eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
( X. x: L5 ]) I+ ~konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ J1 J1 c" P6 r8 T. t- ?' B
6 A& d0 P$ C, Z7 G0 m* I3 Y

  ?  T" \0 |% D; ?8 fThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 A7 E, P7 R0 g3 U; A
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
6 M! a& u5 J5 |7 ^& [8 {* p0 ffotograf 20% shorter.
' M/ a) w6 O- o7 Z2 j! \
' Z) W) a$ a9 s) ?* T) H2 AIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to: x; g( N' e2 e2 Q2 c+ j3 h
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible., H% k) p' m& [( Z$ y, T' [1 G

% d0 U1 M3 w& m% Z7 ~$ ]- J1 ~4 JGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
# D& D. B% G8 Y9 [  t1 Y" t  _ben a deterent to akurate speling.
6 j7 J# V* `0 L+ T+ }/ p" F+ Y8 a9 n0 U
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
# [- o: l5 ?0 Wdisgrasful and it should go away./ i+ V$ R8 k; y1 H- S5 `  m' o; v: r' U

1 b0 M% }1 m* d% @( _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with1 |! b# b9 t3 `1 F) S, y7 ^( o
"z" and "w" with "v".+ w9 Y/ R1 P* M+ t  w9 v

9 Z5 n+ k, M2 Z6 A& b0 K  Z% IDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 B) F% k! W+ i" R5 Dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
. }0 l. t: c) V( e& s" d
; Q; j+ ?5 s6 d+ nZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 C' V& M+ u( ]2 R4 @understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.7 E2 Y5 O" h5 [$ a( S# y, h) b0 v
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
8 y2 |/ V; ^  y2 N# ?forst plas.1 _. Z  B3 j4 U1 N2 M# }5 ?
2 D. E. l/ k. @: B2 y" n$ [, i
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* S+ {" _" |- l. I' L还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. X  B$ e1 ?# {4 T
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
1 g( v/ C6 Z" I" {
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 p3 q6 j) ~6 Y) F3 |; w2 s  S

6 T, p" B$ O( r' C8 t) V[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ `- W9 k* [1 S5 |: jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
: l/ \/ k. g" p% h, r4 S( v4 Z( E% F$ w. w* C  }2 d
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

& l* M, g$ L' p6 P4 A# r( n) k# [2 A: o" v7 b" e

0 t3 J8 E/ o( Y7 z# ^( K- E               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
' A  Z& \2 z2 \& w, E4 p& k# N: E
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; j+ g* C& m9 v- Y9 {
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) j! T1 v; I( F5 p0 W) I$ n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
) s" p& W$ X# x2 Z1 s
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; h, v9 s7 z$ r6 _你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: V1 T+ I( A; C5 @4 j

( G; q; ?0 }. v' T% }* ~2 d焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
( Y9 s" m4 M/ a( p5 G& L0 K% `  p9 \) e5 P8 C) J
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
, k# B6 e1 N# r* d惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: B2 Y1 d; ~- b2 Q# ]/ h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 u' _& v% u, Y/ P
路过,让你们看看我的波
: |  g- V8 i* K2 M! S
谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-5 04:44 , Processed in 0.130294 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表