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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
) s9 l% {( T( L0 pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English2 g/ i) j# D$ b7 w) T7 L
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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7 b. d$ k8 F/ F  @3 O* H1 rIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make$ R& D/ h* K  g+ t
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) i) g7 Q2 y! N! B+ ?* T* NThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' A7 k9 A6 \, R/ C( Dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  a: F( h3 N$ Q8 I' ?5 m# S/ E
fotograf 20% shorter.
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3 R4 u2 \& |1 O' I4 oIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ t" q! G* C' H" E0 f
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ _; Z  e0 U2 l$ z" C) A
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
/ A( g# ~, h) C9 k, ]9 T7 [( Qben a deterent to akurate speling.$ \' I# g. a$ q% ?7 s) e5 A/ I

% F- }% P, E3 f# oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
* n* }( E) q6 ]8 J* xdisgrasful and it should go away.! J: H2 H5 F8 f9 U# u4 y. P2 m& W

/ ~7 H$ {8 w4 }/ C, lBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 i# J3 D0 \! ^  N; h
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- Y  t2 s( Q2 Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ {0 M- l" o' ?9 p, v7 G' |
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 `# t' f9 Y3 T. e
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 ?+ C5 b. D* e4 k# M
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 M) i- r- k- n, L( X' }If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) o4 d5 S, {; u8 @
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 N. _3 F" m6 ?- |, x( y8 T& X( P) m
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

; O+ c% V1 v+ {5 ~" |/ Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' P' g( V) Q5 b/ o! x0 U6 e, K( E4 e0 g
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:9 h+ Y1 N3 b% H% |1 {
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# [+ G" u( }* G0 h$ n( y

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* M& x$ N+ O9 I  j. Q( m
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- y  [/ r7 N4 o' t这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  n' V+ L7 ^) r0 }+ _1 M" a# j" ?3 M$ K
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 L& v8 e: h* M% U7 ~" [2 ?$ u2 {你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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$ R0 N- r# L( u6 p; L  \6 `焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( @: e* B8 z. C: }惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# M: I4 r# P  Z+ o  H
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) X) A4 W0 {& C) G路过,让你们看看我的波

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