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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! T4 O, i8 f3 r$ U: y. i2 d; C
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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' T; o7 s; ?3 ^& ?/ RAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  n3 I9 |* d& i& Q( g7 K
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 s8 M" S9 t0 z0 N$ S
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 ~2 z7 P4 r2 r) t; Q* u

. J! F; ^- m. I" V: `; @+ E. jIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
) Z" b6 [- m0 ?, e  v+ |konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ K% n8 w+ Q3 m  _9 F( m8 ?
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: v3 s: N1 _! q& k9 B( \There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: m; w2 C# t4 |6 Ytroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ r1 E" A3 u1 e) z3 Z. |6 e
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% M. l. P9 Z" q. v& K8 [1 P& [& `: Zreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.( E+ l8 M7 [' s$ j
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
' m3 B. V1 [' Eben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
" h- j( ^& s; Rdisgrasful and it should go away.8 [5 `2 z( ?4 b# I7 @

5 V' t( c! c. ]3 j4 y8 ]By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  d* {. K9 o2 c% I, {: r8 r
"z" and "w" with "v".1 q4 C) l' w3 }* i/ X9 d0 q: f, W

2 C) ]8 h" S' f$ V% z3 bDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and! T3 T3 V) j9 r; N" ~' k# u/ y1 G
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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  K1 W) ]! ]7 I9 ]& j" M7 ^Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 ?$ s3 c4 K8 S  b* H2 vunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* R' o* h0 g" G  r: S
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 ^; y' @) g. j4 D还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. [7 s: ~: U; [% ^% W7 l: @( E% m6 F" D
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  i( s0 o. f- v+ f) w- H# s; K; Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- h% [: C4 S7 r) _, I  z

+ D* o. Z" `# g[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  I/ J2 W1 Q1 h, o) T" o% Y
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 u5 d5 Q) \) h7 {' D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# E3 q* U5 p1 O
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- `+ l/ ~- U; e( m
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 u( r3 ^/ q- |" ~4 i, B8 J

6 ~" A0 t5 m3 f, P+ [5 y焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' }8 K) ^  c8 {  M$ D% E+ {6 O3 W惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ B  F9 ]9 e3 ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ H! l2 Y2 b2 K0 s  ]路过,让你们看看我的波
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