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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
8 r$ L& m: A. Z, fbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; k- x) f$ d# nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
( M) v3 e+ K/ o6 M' h0 Bplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 N) x5 U' {& h9 i7 e' z  h: C

/ x+ F: p5 {$ w6 T+ i: eIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  ~3 [6 P2 S- f$ K* L: b
the sivil servants jump with joy.6 _+ w# e$ B9 W' b
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 k8 I& Y' G7 L; L2 {6 D) e  z* p
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 U# X) d7 K/ b8 q; h
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) [7 M3 N; u/ l( L* E1 ]There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: \# e2 o4 N7 t4 k: itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ R- Z7 n4 ^2 I. Z
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 a# X+ A- f% k' x# B) lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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: E; ]# b& b$ x* pGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
/ [! t4 f$ S; E+ f( R- k6 Qben a deterent to akurate speling.
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/ W2 A1 g# I0 a: q$ U% R! KAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
% _+ {6 y4 w; L# j, Adisgrasful and it should go away.
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" }% M  r$ A$ p9 gBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, g: n2 G8 n* t' q0 j4 H. {1 V
"z" and "w" with "v".* T; }4 O9 f7 t/ d
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ Q: ^7 C& r; safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 H- s& @  x: G( T" }

& y1 L4 V* D3 S2 c: _" Y. Y4 GZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ |5 S0 n7 ?3 q* runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: k5 p0 l  `6 C! P! F2 C
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:9 q2 V( B: x  r' z/ x, X
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; D! c  Z! C' y  ]7 f1 {7 a. tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 u% S. s% W, D
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 A! t5 e: X% V6 ]+ S

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% A4 E8 |' {6 E- Q( ^8 P" q
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:9 X+ z. G$ @4 L( l8 }
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ w4 E, D! g8 y) A9 o
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% l1 o6 m; [* w% R% k" c7 [
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; H% T" d* G* A5 Q0 P% {0 A& u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 [8 [+ j: |4 R  C
路过,让你们看看我的波

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