欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
  u0 i+ @* h; f' j$ \( Fbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
/ B- h/ G& h4 ?! x/ J  a; I4 kthe other possibility.

$ l9 }& i) }5 _' W5 _) m: hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; \- `1 X2 H* i+ Q5 ~% ~spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
3 J% @. u7 D4 L! Q- T3 tplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 {% r3 Q! J, P. t  N. z* x! NIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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( ~" Z# B7 m- C$ RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
3 s1 }& G6 `# Tfotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% A$ U0 x- V+ E* f3 a1 Ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: Y, Y* r3 b; B( Bben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ |# ~2 P4 G8 C1 X* P) q+ dBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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" q4 \6 n7 S  d9 pDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 S/ y( ~" t/ E4 d% t# bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ i: v! e0 R2 @2 g6 Zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% W8 w* F* n, J" G4 C$ |don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. V4 l% \" j6 {# T5 r: B$ a这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: w+ R0 ?  @- L. x0 J你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 S/ ~/ t0 e- a* Q惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 |" p/ J0 m3 a路过，让你们看看我的波

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