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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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" N- Y4 X( w1 o! Q( s1 K" C1 o  [As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, B/ A6 }' J( Q# s. m* E
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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1 l( ?( P1 q+ `* _: IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; H# S" x- {! j9 d6 h
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 R0 Y( Q8 Y- G# c) X! [" T+ R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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. V5 O" {* l1 w- RGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" j5 q  @! U! X: v
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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9 W5 Q+ ~+ E  _) \Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- C7 T4 d$ ?0 S
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 X5 V' h9 ^. b- @1 R  B& ~5 J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# \& C8 L. ~; ~) Q1 @- ]5 \

7 H) ?9 [( H9 Q0 t/ f( Q0 sZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. q7 w( B! d1 m1 s4 Iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.4 W9 X3 \: V2 N& V' _- i
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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8 f, d" H5 |, [; tIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
5 C/ `7 I* U' C2 r$ l还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
2 d" E- q6 r8 D2 f- E* lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

0 W  j$ p- @* ~1 p9 E* tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 u+ P: x, E1 g2 T3 V

  |' N0 q6 C' I1 M[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ ~3 w$ y5 c5 T- f" m5 p
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 M* o6 J' ^6 J. [. @1 a

, j8 K5 W$ |; e4 M[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ J9 Y$ t$ _6 f5 s1 b! [8 u9 h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, y/ d; N0 E9 r8 G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
6 L, C$ `; l7 b/ i4 r- l1 s你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 k8 Y4 G' A' J% T# ]
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 T* C; h0 y8 J7 G' V' o* k: T1 q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) ]- Z+ O4 P: j- }路过,让你们看看我的波

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