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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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8 f. p+ C7 j* V8 r: |! kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% {  h* V) }0 W
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 ^0 g( x' g  q- G3 Y: r2 c* ]plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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8 F0 Z% R# X# u+ D% c4 a4 ZIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 P7 _( r! M/ f5 F4 V3 n6 \
the sivil servants jump with joy.0 c: G$ ?; R2 ^
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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, ~  d6 ?: q0 j  jThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
; O7 Y7 m" Q  @/ j0 H. p- a7 mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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, L8 f5 s& x0 R$ v  Q  M$ iIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
& V  Y% V7 h0 q$ e( N2 freach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.3 _# }7 w3 s2 J# f0 G
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' ]3 P$ L; ]! d  C- h! F
ben a deterent to akurate speling.5 E) e) y7 O3 k, M: R

( d, \; ~% |$ k* u, P% oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is  {& p" P" J4 j
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 F/ r  H& j0 [1 _, o3 J: W, Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 [( d/ ~- p0 Q: S5 v, L

0 G" U: W9 \1 g/ Q( `/ dZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* M* [& A6 u7 l. gunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ @3 i# \  o0 v' W9 i1 dUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 I9 g8 C2 i* p* a- H& R. [
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:; L: c6 a) V9 [# F% L3 o
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
* g* w  H2 r" i& T- Q8 isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! S2 t+ P8 J7 c4 r: R% @
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 i- B' W( o, |6 _. s# M
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- s1 b) T7 f$ A3 _1 x' H& a
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:& \' L1 D( G1 j7 e0 D( s
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% K$ v, ?8 L; G, [- ?! S0 L5 N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:" _6 y9 h" J1 c. @& [7 r
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 }* V1 b& [' q, k9 k8 b3 A你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( m1 x. @1 b! w" }: ~- w
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 G% S  T# _. ^  D5 B惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 _' i# h# w" |! V# h好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 B5 d0 y2 n# E7 }
路过,让你们看看我的波
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