欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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* L( y' e. Y* [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 }3 T5 {9 ~5 J8 [" j3 Xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
: Z" ~5 s' q) t0 ]- Xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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: a* B4 R2 O2 z% O+ z4 DGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

- `5 U( D% z4 @% o5 x- D* Q  WBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 q0 i$ o4 |  K2 Yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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% w# v' I& m# i; @Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ t1 _1 c8 @- O0 Z! F3 ~understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

  I+ T' \3 |5 f3 I8 VIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
+ ^5 h% U; f7 R# x% ^还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
, G' u5 v8 D4 y+ xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; I( k- L, b! B! Y1 ?这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
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朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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! E: C  L% s3 g, Q9 `) D焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% M. u! S4 A: f3 L3 `$ \2 o+ ~惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
- S* e, M2 U1 m; V. s6 v好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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