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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 n3 z* c1 s) t& f. E
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was; y' r) f$ r7 M$ |
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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; ^) f: Y5 m7 {/ r0 K; I' PIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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) `& P- \  n* b0 T4 bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: ?9 J$ f0 X0 A$ a' D; n
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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' G0 T7 F% a7 d" S4 c3 r( |% h+ [0 PThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 H8 X* `8 U% u; B+ Mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# K% Z6 h: V: @( T
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' o3 V/ Q: e- L% y* f3 ]; k
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.5 A( f+ G# G) G; U; f

" N/ N! l9 q- U' s7 G. `/ f, t. ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
/ Z, A& {; v2 n" e+ mben a deterent to akurate speling.
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5 ~, F9 X) }- c, D1 ^/ \Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% r% F0 l( C* _6 p
disgrasful and it should go away./ w3 Q6 \8 r" h$ z. `5 V6 x) B

" V: t& m. e6 @5 QBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; [4 U+ q' P" }after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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) o2 `# _0 A; O# JZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* ?3 U" z( f, C3 D: k
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
) \  P, m3 x" O; X3 i/ _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. R, A5 N( n: q# }) ^  \' @
forst plas.
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( ]& Z7 \% S# B; G3 `If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) S+ t3 _/ E2 P7 G
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% o6 `+ [/ s$ [) u7 [3 ^5 |( g% I+ b* M
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 y3 R% p9 U2 tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 M: v2 g8 z: k# [% k' _' z! `
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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1 @" s4 H, E; x0 e7 P[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& d# T: w- F, m2 L2 U

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# O/ x8 F6 g) o/ g  T3 z% W+ h这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ g! S# @. P' D% B- ~/ r2 a3 L( G
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, }/ k4 k  i0 l; u1 \4 h你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# _; J8 p; H0 ]3 J! u0 o7 g/ @
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
, s% K0 o* Q# B3 G惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 f& \. G  z9 U3 I* ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 l+ }& `/ G( M2 }# Y. j路过,让你们看看我的波
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