欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
2 I' h$ ^1 t8 X+ athe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
: |* D$ v# A! ?# E+ x/ S+ espelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" j4 ~5 Y1 }" V0 y% r: X" v7 L' Qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 e# W2 d* C6 {. N# R3 CIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
1 a. ~, R6 d+ N6 V$ Jthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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; R! h9 ?2 W: l% a4 y, rThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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+ ~  j3 C% u9 W/ F; yIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

- A) j% p; s/ G  w8 l" VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) Z) _5 X: O9 H5 H; F  Q. ]4 Safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 o2 {9 b3 n& m& \8 ]& {+ M' q+ Sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 d' i6 b# s* \; u8 }Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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1 G, Y. E. F5 S2 EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
% I/ Z' ]; v9 ?- \还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 F) L  H( G1 o5 a! Tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 g7 @0 w, `) Z/ ^. {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
& Z; W: H- \  ?( p( ]+ v  ]这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

) C, r$ [/ x0 v4 n8 \% j焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
/ h$ }! d% C9 z: [) `+ c! N惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
* l9 g' ?7 V/ q4 z) q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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