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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will5 p+ z, \" T& }7 V, K# p
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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5 V/ G! A, |& d  Z4 l  ^As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% r& `2 f) z4 W6 m; ~! [4 ?
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 k7 Y; ?' m/ {6 V
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 h6 d/ T8 Z& v4 u) v# r; y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ @: j$ P* {$ S2 l8 ~1 v
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 K5 {: o$ V, P3 ^

# z" k& Y  {0 V. ]- h# @) gGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
1 N" V7 L8 x, F6 zben a deterent to akurate speling.
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$ E% a: x. K3 `) b. n7 D2 qAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is8 U& Q0 Z6 ~/ w$ P4 ]
disgrasful and it should go away.
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; Z/ Q$ B3 C8 Q5 a' R. s" qBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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: B# j; c9 h4 m- `! E2 e: FDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, t: D. `* A4 e+ d( c. rafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 P0 Y# A# J8 d% ^8 v4 L1 o! _understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
2 P* o1 A0 z: J1 GUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% L% X8 U/ u, q3 I4 k' D& s
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( Q, ]7 q; L4 r% z# `
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

. ?+ H# |, W% F* F" Zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. }3 f5 g3 P& S

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 ]4 a; a  }7 m/ J0 s5 Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 B7 y2 O% F; P" I0 }6 y[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. j$ G5 l9 F; f+ H' F7 J  T
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* a4 _9 ~8 L+ n
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 t+ k( K5 n0 j* M/ [2 t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!  n/ o  J9 v& {1 T, p2 y' R

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: R+ H4 U0 ~! j2 D7 t3 b* [8 [惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- @- t& R7 m2 z+ M- X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( @+ @' ~7 ?3 U4 I( P3 h# R9 i2 k路过,让你们看看我的波

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