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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
. p) R" C; D9 L+ I7 |  @: sbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was' n) d: Z& |$ d; j
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% Y2 D1 j3 L; f) e. i: d! X* l; j

% [3 h+ S5 c! ^, S1 c! J/ HIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 H9 m  H& Q" m+ p0 f
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ X# {/ [$ k& B1 U7 h9 btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: }. `5 d+ h6 A2 G) w- S
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' k- C1 f' m4 P" ~' y1 ureach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 d0 Y( S. c- u
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 \# i, y# D7 m2 `; m6 bAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# z1 m( Q  O7 W0 x, k# V
disgrasful and it should go away.3 u+ B* v+ x8 A1 ~2 C4 M

- X. z) p3 Q* z% `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 C. s) F7 p0 E
"z" and "w" with "v".
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8 Y* \* h0 S9 N  D+ ~, r4 gDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and; l# q6 X4 V: G  y- g; f
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.' B" ^+ D* r" P# H4 r/ X* F- S

" Z7 O: e  k' ~' j4 v4 ^( {8 hZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 F  [9 I; L4 u+ r  M4 w1 s
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, o' j& [2 M" A7 o! ]: f6 z2 LUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) P3 h! G9 F% P- U6 a还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:) z, V" V- p* N! Z$ j4 t  W
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' H4 Q/ Z+ k' _0 F$ M* B, h% Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 s0 o# @5 }! N2 @
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 n: O' x% w8 Q) E" ^: ?- X& B
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 r) R/ s# l( V* c

% g% d+ Y3 Q' O# z5 |0 I[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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, U0 K! s% a8 p               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- W- Z8 ~$ ^/ b/ y- `$ T

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: v9 X$ p2 n- \+ H
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* o4 n* G9 c  _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! s6 O8 n& A9 U! l你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* y2 x! I% x3 c9 k" N9 g

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ l3 w5 H* y6 Y
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 C! B+ i. x8 h0 Z$ V2 b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 g# U- x  e. W+ s/ z0 ?路过,让你们看看我的波
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