欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
& T1 v- e" T& I4 Y$ o; Y2 `be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
2 Y( r" C& C; h$ @) n" u/ pthe other possibility.
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) a: G, p% L5 GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) ^# j3 j& ~; U* [1 fspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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7 z  _0 z1 f8 B7 ?$ }4 yIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
, g5 K/ U$ _2 |4 q1 z! Nthe sivil servants jump with joy.

$ [" I. R3 t& z8 lThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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9 b  c8 z& ~% P: uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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1 v& T! v% e" K7 e  e. r& e2 `Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
+ E! y2 r5 z" G& f0 |- ^2 [disgrasful and it should go away.

9 K3 L$ G) ]; ?. |& B% T: nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
( ^& h4 W) |! V& ]8 H6 M"z" and "w" with "v".

9 E/ w9 E: L. B) y5 s. BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. q; Q9 D! C! cafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
3 W- `* o+ Q0 p2 ^. Xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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! ]9 v9 d& p, }) F+ ~- X4 @) mIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 u2 o3 i. t& M" ^0 O) B0 Rsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' g5 T; f, r4 q5 i# s8 fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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+ x, \0 f6 r& ^6 }  J               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 E/ B2 h- O1 V& ~7 n; L% J& S你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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) R( h2 H0 p3 t0 j! Z焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! B5 e8 a- J: D: N) \, B8 W惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
! q  k: |6 G+ @" h8 i好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
4 Q- V' z! }4 {路过，让你们看看我的波

/ W/ p, u* v/ {9 J) _# U  S' Q8 }谢谢分享