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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 C& B& v, K7 ybe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# q# c" E3 K+ l# c5 [( ~
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ n+ q+ A6 H) V6 O: s- Y# z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 m6 l! d9 M2 k& N$ T# Y
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, q/ r% \: Z% O1 @6 @
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* i, M  E8 G, M" _2 g2 _5 k

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: ?% H+ a1 w, w& }. m% ^' I7 ?( h
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 U5 T' k4 J, vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.1 S8 K9 g! ^1 n5 t8 F% C8 B" N8 G
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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. q  M, l- A0 J5 P9 uAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 Z: L& k- @( g& H; {! C
disgrasful and it should go away.
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+ E; [+ w$ E/ e  N: q0 qBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% x* ^2 V1 `- K3 P; x
"z" and "w" with "v".
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$ N& K8 R  x8 G5 P" ^During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 {! R  {1 ?4 x! F8 |. z/ i2 D1 T# c$ @after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( o, }4 D, v8 \: W1 v! F% b& cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 Q# ^4 q) l; C/ l) H1 E. l3 U9 s9 kUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 u! l; Q$ N1 w' F
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% ]9 O" t5 ?  C! E4 U: B' o
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

; A3 \3 F: T6 f  |* j  C  Z6 rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
3 M' v* O' P' g* b5 @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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9 y- _9 H( @; Z' [' x1 V[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: l; _$ R  y/ |: Q+ y' C8 r& e这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: S% r8 w. G" W2 w; p/ i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
1 O$ b  J4 b: e/ ~+ p( X你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ X" ~* R! ]$ }& m

! j) q; V+ L. O4 \9 p焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. d2 t/ R2 O$ i/ f# h
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, k9 o8 J/ X5 C' Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 k) T0 V! q) y/ B路过,让你们看看我的波

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