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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
0 B% ?9 Z8 v+ i# g# f% bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was4 T" ]% M5 N6 W2 r9 A0 m0 }
the other possibility.+ K/ C5 n1 w7 v3 n! a, m
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 Q) d: H4 S6 F3 s. T

6 G5 m& i! X( B5 |In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 J7 ~" m' j+ @
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. U4 G1 u" G% i" K: n7 Y# B* m6 j
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
1 k: B) d- D$ @* u: Utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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+ I) f* k% Y) ?' q; U3 A9 @In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 G3 ?& A( H4 B% F' Q2 V
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* d9 [9 M- U7 _
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ j& o" H) c, n( ]/ t" [( _5 i

3 I6 K+ n& X$ ]Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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: p/ U/ z4 M5 F! V+ h  t0 a% u/ r1 qBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with2 K7 |' p& \/ i
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 z" L! x* h+ R
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) {! g* C3 \) N' }# U

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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.9 T8 r/ J  E; S+ v. z' x( X
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* s! e/ ~- R1 d7 X! c- v
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:7 U1 K; F# S& {3 x; ~
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 h2 x& G$ F, z/ t
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

8 N  C! W5 V& F# a' T; T/ m; e+ x/ bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( N+ c( X5 J3 H! ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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* Y/ i2 \' F  ?               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 K% f6 ]; N1 q8 k8 l
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; l" p% L. Q6 t: c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:  W( [9 Q) Z% d$ x% I& P) s. [
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 P1 a; z9 K0 \0 f7 Y" s8 D

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 v5 e- o6 l' J( r0 M
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ Q$ D6 ^( X6 n( y/ R) Q- ]8 ~& k) m# V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' H' w" \. W' d5 n* a* V
路过,让你们看看我的波

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