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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will, F9 G- G  A' W. W
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% k2 b6 {; t8 B1 L3 y. V6 o
the other possibility.
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" t4 y# D- ]7 TAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; h  U! c/ s. z* bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. A0 p+ t5 ?! v; ]! P
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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0 N0 w/ }0 m+ B, jThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: U2 ?, g% G( P) X) f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ i+ W+ a! j2 p% R- I7 ]1 z
fotograf 20% shorter.0 w0 h$ k* J. V% F) h; h

, |5 B! m3 _# n" [2 dIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; @. ^1 w# n0 Z0 z: i
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always( X0 s7 q& a8 U0 V
ben a deterent to akurate speling.+ P! ?$ S$ s# m
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ i" Q+ i- n, K( [' qdisgrasful and it should go away.
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7 T& E9 V- d7 aBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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" H8 C3 X5 Z4 p8 ~During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ y2 I- C/ @' G- U6 Jafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ N1 z6 c7 c8 ]; p( L- I
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& r% _; f% n3 M- F
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 T; ?; |& |- @
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' g( B5 n$ y9 C
forst plas.
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* G) _$ `- L7 d9 f6 \* j% BIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 S( i$ j+ I6 l, S4 q! s7 T2 N
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- P7 Q0 Y1 P4 O: `0 W  S
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

8 {5 X2 M/ `) j; ?* ]3 k" [9 udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- w/ R$ H9 @8 m: i* S) I. i
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) c2 k& t3 q2 C( _  b# G  J: ?
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- M) V& o% |3 x
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
, [* U! r2 p5 E6 m这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 A7 \7 `! l9 s% I( o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 W6 L1 G! P* _' ?$ w/ m. U
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( s: L- D' F- X- F0 u* R  m$ t: z

  p. d  Z' {5 T焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 A9 W3 y% D1 Y5 W$ y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 @8 X' ]3 Y, C& k" M
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. i" x9 d! |2 a5 K. j
路过,让你们看看我的波
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