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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. r+ ?% d4 @  o
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. g* I8 x% ^, I3 ^" y# Q# b' i' p5 I
the other possibility.- F. Q- c$ N1 K4 E" S

$ i, G8 T% r' ^8 p) @$ W4 vAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 i3 a4 j0 l- Z; @1 o4 a: _% V% h
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. r6 [2 _( W0 H4 G- [plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." m( L% t! b/ {/ O) O- _8 ^( j
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make* E# L! a+ z) f5 I% X. j
the sivil servants jump with joy.. H5 m6 D+ z0 }6 e

8 F: J3 V, D5 u# H( ^" _% LThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. U& U3 O0 r. S5 ^- c2 k6 G4 V
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.! A# v6 x2 b1 U, n- k, H

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: O( _$ C/ O1 s0 ~& a# ]
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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/ h) @- `4 [5 n9 F& S$ a4 CIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# |. h2 V& A) `4 I& H" ^
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." a0 |/ I$ r& E% k
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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! o* v* j& L8 s3 `Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
& \6 t9 J9 ?) h" adisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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1 F. e; f$ ]; X# aDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% ^4 I0 O. B3 l/ y6 E0 K. \+ qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
) L1 @5 x" X! V6 ^5 S( P% Munderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, U3 Q5 C" ?4 ], ?  ZUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ O4 |- O3 z* }" ~7 B& ~
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ `* i( k+ z1 ~such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) g4 s4 ~  i4 i3 C! Idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 d( @  f1 K* [4 y/ Vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 z: R# ^0 A3 j3 d  T
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 ?! Y' z' r0 a: |$ v% K这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- ^7 G9 e, ~9 H- K# z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 S( Q$ A) M( s0 u, Y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!, |3 m- E. Q( P5 U" |$ v
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 f- p& J" E4 C6 f' ?! L# |( C7 W8 v. P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) O6 [1 l# ?* f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. n6 Q# x0 e* C' T) P* k' v  Q! {路过,让你们看看我的波
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