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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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' T4 M  i/ k5 |4 r% m' [As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 o9 u: P% p9 J* E1 j* D4 n
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, e( B% b- J) K5 _2 o" V) J4 r/ V& ~
the sivil servants jump with joy.$ u6 X  K7 ^! I  M- N( D, ]

- ^- B$ N, `- h. S6 U2 [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ W, B8 a. U: ~) K& G
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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# r" \/ F( `' b4 ]  \+ qThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the" `1 y' |. Y$ Q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like. ]( [$ X1 O7 i, s1 [$ n3 K
fotograf 20% shorter.
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# o/ c$ u1 g& H' W, E% @In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. m' W& |. w" V8 c+ \
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.( U  ?" o( p+ z: J# Y7 f) n
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always$ X1 H4 [% ?. B5 e
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 T1 R7 ]# r; g: u% i9 T4 ^
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with2 i2 d) F5 J3 g
"z" and "w" with "v".; \! U, E) s3 G0 ?8 ?+ z3 J
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
! w: D( g6 G/ U+ m" \; Z2 Bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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- K1 t$ E6 w5 O1 {" j0 Z2 O& }Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 l& d9 V9 e+ Q
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. J% b3 ]- M) @; S' }# t) x+ C$ s
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:; e/ k; |$ M7 W2 ^
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* J1 o" b3 u: B$ Q; a' l
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

4 D' l8 Q  j4 Z1 X; b* r7 `% T" Rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ w, n  L$ C0 K. ^, s% Q& p: z8 f6 [

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 U8 N  J; ^& S
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; E/ s- @9 M/ X. W

, j( ?( H! y" [" X2 d[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- m) r+ q6 i2 t5 V' j% @8 h+ e9 X
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 r. C2 t! N5 K! H* A. |: ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: k! E( g" K7 c5 B/ C
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ U- ?: }9 I" @2 r1 O* Y; l  ?+ _
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
1 H5 b3 Q* E& O0 H2 W  e惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& h5 v2 H$ o: a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
4 D( F8 y3 G8 P4 d路过,让你们看看我的波
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