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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& V  ^6 k, B; i! O# A* b
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was) d6 s, K% \5 _# u6 X) C
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 y2 S2 b& ]7 M+ w( Q* \% N
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 S9 i& m1 O+ K# [+ hplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. b5 r) I7 J8 |8 M, Z8 @: p8 g
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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. ?' q6 Q! X$ FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) c- I8 x* [1 d
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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; a$ W' u- }- e; LIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% J& e4 `% z- q: F+ T$ _4 k/ ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- a: u; v2 @% e  O

: i$ j" F: v3 ~Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
; \$ t1 F7 T3 h) e2 dben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ a; L2 X9 @& C- |
disgrasful and it should go away.
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8 z6 j3 U2 J# O3 k2 FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( \: d) i# g% S
"z" and "w" with "v".
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3 T5 \. j1 ]3 d3 D- R) ^- LDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 I; u" V+ p5 @1 A: ]' h
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, l/ V, d( C+ G还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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6 `7 v" |: T. c9 t) v# adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
2 H9 \3 b  K" h) W9 ]6 {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; e5 t' X4 ]9 f# N7 e+ a这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
- o0 M  Q4 v8 X9 {$ f0 z你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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! `( U7 T. }* S3 V7 W6 `焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. f# f7 Z& n2 Q# R

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 \0 {) q0 t6 \: p% a& [
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% }( q- Z' L8 C4 N/ r+ Q" v- Q8 K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- o! |$ I% @) B' k/ }
路过,让你们看看我的波

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