欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
' r. a; p4 \2 W! ^) `; {be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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1 y3 d3 s1 i8 Z4 h4 OAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
& O, f7 U. E, e! {* uthe sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
' [. P7 _9 o: g% K& u/ ckonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
5 u1 K, `/ X# Z8 D* k6 Hfotograf 20% shorter.

: d0 g! q- }- @3 E+ M3 x- t" ?5 kIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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" [7 d& G. c9 P8 f2 `6 B+ MGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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7 y2 m' q1 |* o2 Z9 @3 XDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
& v6 Y, u! S* G" B6 a( kafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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. v1 v# h+ s+ D$ n& q$ ?+ s4 J8 b! \Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
* ], [  U5 a% v2 r% G还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  B% I: a* b/ @; ~such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( L7 K, l: h" @; i0 V7 [9 r5 @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( b; C- Z$ Y+ r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: g$ @4 |5 y2 x4 w3 g- ^: i7 Q4 {你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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: L9 o! a+ a( O; i5 L1 E焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
) ^, j8 _5 _2 O2 D' D惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
; v8 ~7 z( u9 O" ]6 Z4 X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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