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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' Z* T" Z& z, t1 }" l; a3 j
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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/ e1 p% {4 g" D  hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 P3 S" H; i* F: z1 a. e8 P+ T
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ X( J7 }6 {, W5 p
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 f# N5 H+ ?' [' v& z

7 l% _$ o! C  Q' R" M% p: MIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
/ S$ G8 H; W4 C' f0 vthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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7 i0 l. r$ ]0 i1 gThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
9 D7 q  N8 [: M* Y" n* bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; v0 W. W3 d$ N. K- L
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! t; u8 n0 {3 c9 B. c& s) TThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) e; ]/ {* U1 |) G" Z! P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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( e* ^0 d& a4 ~7 N+ l# RIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% S* y6 s4 w5 C) h% H
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.6 a/ N: j: y# r/ d4 Q" x5 t- m

: c/ K8 M/ |$ LGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
. h7 b# b2 u* oben a deterent to akurate speling.$ V) S. z. _  V/ {7 i/ T$ P

/ N. G( _3 W- \8 u8 q) N5 jAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ v3 R( u' V, c5 H
disgrasful and it should go away.$ U4 |) _- Z9 E: d( s
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" L0 a5 K# {2 B) u" Zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 g# d4 y5 l# K& I9 t

- ]9 Y# G* J- C; ~$ SZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; G' ^+ `& e' Y" }4 r1 {5 ^* k) `2 [0 U
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.) `$ A- m5 y% c% ~; p3 \
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- [8 W& P; G- l# M& e& z. H
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 i+ k% k, V# Y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  ]" `0 b$ C. ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; p, |5 q, R' C) {! d

: T& x7 X+ Q; q- O# u) X% m[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 l# m& T, ]9 v5 r5 v' N
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( X- ~7 M1 f. b' O; H7 ]+ k

7 i' R9 F% m! x% a, `[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); r! J& ?% E1 z3 p! b3 D) _
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ ~/ [& w/ y! ~4 t* }+ B这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 b% Y3 V% j! w+ ~8 Y& G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* {# W+ Y% b9 M2 I  {" c你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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, L0 }: Z7 Q$ w* |! H, j5 B焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 c+ E& U* J$ D4 |; K
路过,让你们看看我的波

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