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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! J2 ~, h& x! X  o+ p2 w' `
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was! r- S( y7 Z  y4 T& i
the other possibility.2 n" V4 L' n: K. J% b0 \

4 i: S3 z+ a/ g# [/ wAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! M! \: I# [5 E: b0 b+ T
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' r% y7 n+ C! {- D4 h  i* g
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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; m/ h+ O" q1 {( g( M" ?The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 C9 e) Z4 p6 [( X0 o
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
) {& u- m" U# k4 xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like6 X7 h2 W& [' W, G
fotograf 20% shorter.
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/ ?/ m& R$ r) `9 L! b/ `# z" eIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
+ ], V9 ^8 C5 t3 j  I& Wreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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5 O/ ?; B, |# sGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 y" U5 e2 n4 [) i- i8 S- Dben a deterent to akurate speling.
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5 b$ X4 R. c4 b3 K, S* U! V; n: pAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
0 n4 B4 {: S: ?& u7 x8 {disgrasful and it should go away.7 p; A+ ?( K( a; ?, w3 G5 |

) w& B6 A, m9 N! `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 M4 i  h; m/ t4 J2 j) M+ z+ G# cafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 e( X$ p4 \) ?
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu1 {) E" v+ k, i' s8 h
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
. ^- f! ]2 {' a8 S% oUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 `9 g/ @) ~+ q: m6 E
forst plas.
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& Q6 K( O% p9 h0 i& ~  {+ c2 \1 G# U. _If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 o) k% I4 N& M, E: z1 [3 {; H
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 T/ F' K. b' T# l8 H+ C+ Z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 h1 D+ L1 e' C, ~) p

/ G, z8 l% K8 a4 V[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ w$ u; t1 M5 S, F$ v1 P3 r
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). I) ?, f; L( g" ~+ p5 Y/ j- n
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( ~3 B9 A- E2 j. @5 r9 |
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& x$ o- ?+ l( t1 X$ f: }5 A2 R! `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! s8 f& ]! ]* l1 \# a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* g8 Q: X0 Q% u6 `& R% D% T
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ G1 e/ A/ y- ?: B( ^6 F6 f

$ ]. I9 ?' X8 e. @2 h4 U% s( c焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ g2 R  x9 }1 @) Y: B, x4 Z
路过,让你们看看我的波
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