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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
9 ]9 `. E  E. ?' f- qbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
* a3 {* x2 Z) \: sthe other possibility.
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4 Z& ~4 B- v: J7 y6 u, ^& Q5 e6 @. H5 uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 _! Q. t! x4 o) a9 M; g7 bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" I4 X0 u( [8 G* s' V0 D/ v% p
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".6 |# A+ S+ Y; k, f
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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* Q( G/ M  ^' _' Y, dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  `: u1 I" G' n4 G
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.4 h9 o+ @/ r  |, V4 a- I
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' H3 S1 X' j5 }5 D; ^8 RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 |7 M& q5 _) Y- [0 b
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 Z' o, Z0 o9 z. `) v8 t5 q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to: d% K, v( b8 B) c
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 f* B$ K2 f5 O' i$ hGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 b6 d: Q9 R7 I. U
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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! l+ r% a( H; b* u, _3 M8 KAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 W% v: w& {2 s0 odisgrasful and it should go away." s. V& C" l0 |% z) p$ r+ F

% z- h6 ]7 q' I. h$ ^By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
7 G8 r+ `% t$ o8 Y( Q"z" and "w" with "v".) m8 d0 G2 `5 a7 r  @6 m& e  b) x

3 A9 ^% G: t; BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 L" K+ q  _$ b# l
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# l2 F; o( C. {. j8 E( X& C  n. O- {  D
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. O$ v/ I$ e2 J4 Z# t, }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 o& ~; q3 k, w8 G. w" _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# O" D  U6 ?+ F3 D- t1 d, O, K
forst plas.& @7 B0 J% w/ l. K0 S6 Z
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* b- I6 w5 I+ G3 _" B1 ~
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:+ `+ R" }+ q  R
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' j# W. Q% C4 N" L9 g, Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 g, K: ~. {4 r% y2 F! l

4 d3 S9 l$ y: H. B8 Y[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:' T( g6 P+ M2 g8 H9 J; u
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 }: e6 r3 \& s7 r& C9 q5 G' }
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 k; ^. l  a! z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 x5 m) p4 ^6 o1 }$ S! J9 q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 E8 N: `( b4 a$ X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" e, S; x. q0 V/ S4 a4 P; x; [你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: v( b& ^+ k$ g4 T1 d
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: G+ k% G8 \8 ]) ]: A
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 r9 V! }7 ^' x$ ?0 L: m( y
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# C+ \/ s. s7 \$ [: w9 i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, I% B, k. \# v: h7 F! L, T5 h+ _- Y7 c
路过,让你们看看我的波
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