欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
1 E- t/ o. W. W1 @* ~be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

% Y5 E2 l# @3 \3 t1 `5 hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ I1 }! m2 }% C& @1 ]spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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' x  |: y7 t( z# XThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
9 ]& f) U5 }6 {5 r$ b  Okonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 ~) r2 a8 y8 ^There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 u! N- X. ~1 i! p! BGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
! l1 M- c$ l0 ?9 }( Lafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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1 C4 y# ^, A' Z# K4 IZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
; _5 y6 y% \+ n/ [9 t  qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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7 B/ f, D# W/ DIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
3 [! J! `! m% K还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: `% @4 q+ U. `) E9 X/ x: [/ Q你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
# N( X2 Y1 `& V; G8 w& o( q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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