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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, P! Q0 x* t9 N, [be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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/ C2 q1 Q0 H4 s% M3 ]- _1 UAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 O" c" u- \, L0 f0 o4 J
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ }3 U1 E# B3 ^1 T) o0 J
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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$ ^- w& D3 A$ j* w# L* MIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ d0 I- W" y& K0 s. L! d
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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+ [0 p% ^4 {1 X% H2 P' {) P# l- gThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 V) T& ]5 p1 |4 v2 u+ w4 S" ?  |) Vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- a; p% X' w& Y& a
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 P5 R/ E1 O2 }reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
" X( D* C9 H2 S! |ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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' E, ^0 F% k% _+ s3 [$ ~3 P1 Z/ lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 z, c) x7 W( g  A4 O" K- W
disgrasful and it should go away.
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" b6 V! ]$ y4 b! j0 w: EBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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# \1 C8 a1 T7 {During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
# x4 M& W9 m' o& a, N+ U% [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- Q! e6 c$ s6 Y1 W5 Z+ u0 A
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# Q/ t2 L2 E8 w1 L  X2 S
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. J8 l$ Y% H1 \3 i  O6 U2 N1 v( e
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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9 {# `, d/ L5 l/ J- Y7 WIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 U! j- z) d; U& p! \
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- c. i/ |7 B3 `3 x1 |7 s! B
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ d4 F$ L  K6 `% Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; i% A& o; w% ?4 ^* l  q* J
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* j9 I4 V/ m- \- ~+ B2 n( adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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& F7 K. M. P/ B" B0 D8 h3 l[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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% ^% r' |6 v9 U) S! L               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: _$ F5 B2 T& _$ Y$ c. {这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 O3 f; L; i* \) D3 \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:* ?+ B7 \8 _5 I7 s3 s$ ]3 k7 }- W
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ U$ o7 \% U/ ~* T0 a/ h你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 Q0 B7 t9 b: x6 \, S

* B4 u# B! t$ \7 J: O$ V& h; y+ U焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: I. I0 S0 e" B# N
路过,让你们看看我的波

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