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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ }+ [) w) h# ]: y, E8 L, w
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
6 R2 q1 U4 ^: s' Y. Qthe other possibility.
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5 v& u) L! w/ l- P# R2 P! pAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 {9 k4 r0 u1 Rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* a( [0 Q" ~; p2 @8 Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 _' T" L% @! [/ OIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: D% o& Y% g* S+ l8 [
the sivil servants jump with joy.! F3 a$ t+ y4 L5 [6 V/ f8 w. f
- l: u$ I# Y [8 NThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
9 _% L- \0 t" ?# p5 _konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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, i J; ?! o o h: WThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. R* ^$ h( T* k( `" y8 P7 utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 y& _9 B6 _- W, R& J
fotograf 20% shorter.
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K' v- Y) v: s4 w, K% ZIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 `2 ^6 g" A" a8 R; Y# h: T3 lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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/ z; Q# A6 B) Z' o6 W% y) D- x- IGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always+ f2 u1 J, u! k) g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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4 J2 t8 g; \" p1 R* T' }Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ a5 K* i3 b7 H1 xdisgrasful and it should go away.
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6 Z. A! s3 ]( z% rBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
/ u' Z3 W3 |8 y4 A5 S"z" and "w" with "v".3 _, l9 M. H. Z
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 W; o% O1 z( u2 r! {( \8 P
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; W; ]8 x0 T/ `- f
% b A: E" r/ J/ q6 _Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% n' ?7 Z+ p @1 r
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.' \2 Y+ P) Z* x( l# n
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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