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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
" C2 E7 D/ N  i" ~. u0 V3 Xbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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0 A: ?4 R4 @2 r2 |& Tplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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( e" e. Y9 B" [9 q3 `7 `( h& I( bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 y6 n* Q0 E  A! Utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* g4 K( z6 q, c$ `. {" `+ s' B; |
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; f$ O! Z  e+ I3 p8 A/ C+ |
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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9 M: {& k$ B* C9 `: Y9 j, v; d1 \Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 c) G% e* P! P/ J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 u5 S, _6 I; q  H

: z$ x" m: t4 t1 ~+ fZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* |/ k6 T7 A1 H! d& S. U
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ v4 s9 h( j# _" q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 m3 Y1 L8 Y0 t9 N1 ~9 @4 s
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- X4 P' f# @- G$ }' Q7 t
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  m8 O! U0 O2 v# V
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)% a* h; p5 G! S! {# i6 l

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% s0 H: [$ ^+ b/ B4 n0 `6 K3 m6 z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' T/ V% V1 d: z% ]' t) Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! ]2 V/ I: X3 J8 Z, ^# Z你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ w  q2 e7 R$ ^. X/ L9 g! z& m
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!+ W: W- v# ?# f# |9 ?
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! g7 _# t! P+ {& T- i) m# @
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 i4 k" l' D' y7 o/ E1 d! c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& ]  W( q) Y5 O6 e
路过,让你们看看我的波

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