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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ [& x! g6 M5 \
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was' ]4 U4 O8 A* @. m& B1 J
the other possibility.
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. W( T6 u5 H; `- r, c& D& [, Y7 U: CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% c9 g: g; N( Rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* f; p0 l8 l5 G- z  E: o8 P1 _, g5 Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% ?/ [+ H8 C3 O9 ^8 i0 C
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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! w  I# l" X4 O; S( N2 c% r# u) nThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
0 |8 ^, _; Z  X3 x, gkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., p  J( g* @4 c  I8 }* }6 x
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8 U! O8 K9 _- N, i4 b) E# H8 M' NThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 b( N% h; B$ @5 itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( W! H# }' `; n( j: P
fotograf 20% shorter." z5 g8 ]8 k* L0 b
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 Z: z) B# X6 Qreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 V/ y, U, v# @8 CGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
, u* r) r# }' V% F+ W- mben a deterent to akurate speling.
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/ y' p' x3 H/ C+ ~Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 s' t+ x! B) N+ v- @% I3 H
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ s! o4 ]8 E% g7 u0 I$ wafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, w' ?/ `4 s0 j' q3 @
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.  i0 r2 n, h& i, f* I) G# \
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 L  p6 b# O  C2 t4 P8 d$ t还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! O' u4 a. c6 W: m( |* }$ Q% ksuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 b& D- R# I6 a# J+ x; G

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:3 R1 Y% A8 F- r4 [9 o& g
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 o2 H" B! m% T3 o5 y, n
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( t0 \* W) Q( S, H这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. H) @3 I  G, |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ Q- W5 f# S6 G9 U0 Q8 m你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!/ d' `0 G# p: R! T# X- x! U
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: y3 X( A7 k6 p% a- p" f/ N
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' P2 |; l3 e" X; M4 ?+ y; Y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) v$ d" |3 {# \6 v7 }
路过,让你们看看我的波
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