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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
5 W1 d4 m3 U; k( I. y( E" Abe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 K& }! E' ^4 X) C$ i

2 x7 o1 K- B+ Y& }In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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+ \9 |( K: K6 o$ u. Z" IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
+ I: f; R2 r& h% o8 htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ T2 _: `: D, i" ~- {
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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: K5 t9 `; S4 l  w) ]Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 N/ G1 s& D2 m; Q" B
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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, s9 s. l6 c# a1 H* H: RUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- p% T/ Y9 f& Q6 H4 h
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 A( @/ o: C( N( ~2 g) [! e* g6 n还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:: q/ R& h$ [2 ~9 w9 `9 b, j* D
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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: j( |+ T9 O. @[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: O# E& Q8 q+ U这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 K" ~6 S3 M$ w' u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:$ Y; U9 _/ w+ D/ @7 x/ |
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% I7 s7 `& M& @; [
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!, P: p# r; i1 [2 L& ?* D" j0 L. E' D

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: J0 `8 w3 d5 k' B* {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* d" n' M8 g* K
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! \. B% u5 [" Y1 X9 ^. q; l# L
路过,让你们看看我的波
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