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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% ]7 a% e# C( ]# ~7 I0 x' r- }9 I' D; P7 g0 E
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" n9 H8 |' g1 g( B* R7 E
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in I T# i- K' C* P
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".6 I; o+ Z8 s* m3 P4 q( K
" c4 `' C N" r T2 X5 D" [0 VIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
# x# t1 F" T* t0 f* [/ uthe sivil servants jump with joy./ n$ O" ^2 o+ h* B' q% m! `
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: A9 [9 N) q6 }" E' O" R5 s# Y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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* x4 M, _ c- N. Z5 @+ p$ L- lThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
) M4 ^: u) D- e+ G: F* z1 I( rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; x! ?$ Q$ Q, A
fotograf 20% shorter.0 V6 _7 u J8 Q* {
% E' G/ }' w/ e) G, H! V0 ^5 vIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
) ?4 `9 R: ?+ U. {, V8 X' l6 k ^reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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& U4 z- R5 k% o u. Z1 ?* DGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
2 |$ E* }! `7 s5 T0 R [1 E- nben a deterent to akurate speling.
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9 T1 n( R/ J% I: L! TAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
# d/ Y& Z/ A# X7 G6 I! `$ p, k/ A4 wdisgrasful and it should go away.7 ^) l# [$ B" M; v. w
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& U) t& o, ` B5 ?
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 a, z, L! b/ j* H' H B
) ?* B r1 m" E6 E) y( g8 KZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) W' r# F1 I6 F7 B
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
2 ]5 V9 {4 ^0 I+ \5 nUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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