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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& A% I: [4 `$ R5 I( C# v2 M0 c9 @
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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; H" m/ d& @3 `As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 }- y" x% f2 o# `spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' c$ p7 [; R# P# i# ^
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& m# w2 d. K8 A/ ^0 m

3 M# I: ]* @# C* j; ]7 tIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make$ e: o9 H" G% i5 C
the sivil servants jump with joy.' t/ L: }) v8 ?; j  ~1 ]
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. T$ j3 ^& l' w( Y" _3 I5 V, y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.2 v' k* N" l- |* h% o
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the  ~* m6 E3 F2 c, m# D5 T9 B
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  H# k5 I9 q+ {! j' u2 u
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! X1 @# m. v2 F* s; q
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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: {4 e  Z4 f$ tAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
; V" q1 [, F9 Q- Y1 Wdisgrasful and it should go away.
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" n& l" P* {0 H) c8 x6 x& sBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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) ^7 O! X$ ], K5 ?, RDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and* C1 Z3 S5 g# k6 N7 b# y: S3 }
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" r" V/ K6 S" J! E6 M0 Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ p: A1 B# L' |. j3 ]Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:, \5 K  [. ?- |' ]8 ~3 ~
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 w* j' }; [. Y0 csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 U- N( k" e1 e9 B6 g" b- j1 Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ U7 F7 M  n9 M0 y* O& k0 b& Y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( \4 S0 r7 F) M, Y/ |
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# P9 P& B( K  x$ f3 X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:  t* f+ i3 I. h. H% U
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& \$ P5 z/ Q- v; C! \6 m你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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% x% _* s# Z: [) a1 w+ e' w+ M焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 Z: h: e1 c% R6 q( E惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! Y& k2 A" X4 s3 q  ?. i2 t好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- W9 E  A& a, O( A7 p9 P路过,让你们看看我的波
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