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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  ^5 Y) l9 _  ^4 h/ X8 _& p
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in: g% V2 J; I" P9 {2 E
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." l) ]: G! F  J) T" j# A
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" X" }6 W2 N9 m
the sivil servants jump with joy.2 f2 z# ]! w2 }; J
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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! Z+ E6 L& k* M1 ?There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 j' Z' F* d' ~: P3 Ptroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  l5 N. h# H  L9 N; E/ J- r7 F
fotograf 20% shorter.! |% c1 F/ u& _6 \" y& a" f; y

% s6 [; B' b; v$ O% \* O2 P) Y8 _In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 m* f: e; D4 `/ n* y& I- Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* y: [4 t9 F2 Z: P4 R

& c, h* e- Q; v9 d$ uGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& r  `3 Z5 ^" F7 o
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 b7 C& \7 Q& d3 i# o, XAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is' T7 p+ Q& N3 S. S6 p9 s5 ?8 p7 Q0 R
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ I% x  p5 B. n
"z" and "w" with "v".# u7 l" q* [& C
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 m5 x' f! r4 A0 k3 ]- X% Hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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3 h! g: n& r: |Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  ~, R! s6 A+ Iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 ?# r' N$ a  _+ z6 ?. FUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze8 _6 z& [" [1 m9 Z
forst plas.
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% H6 K# M# V# ^( w! j$ eIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  L8 Y8 |5 O3 ^7 N6 `$ F5 u# `$ w还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! t9 {3 z+ A! i. B0 M% ^such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- [3 {8 J  |& h6 h, r. T% G7 Q4 k
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ }& r5 t7 e# d) J( a1 {' ]1 N, k

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 h' [0 x3 k* q: \: ^4 A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. F( z2 g( z( t$ g1 U
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 e/ G9 f+ ^) j3 s1 K; z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 b' M. i/ h' ?3 }1 a2 K. W
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 v2 g. P1 }5 Q. n( d, ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. ^0 j/ r  U7 S5 {+ u2 L路过,让你们看看我的波

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