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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* R3 }- {3 G7 ], d6 R  E# j# Z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 ^( }2 i& [. T' X% |1 F+ Vspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 R  L9 t* T( C: T0 fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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  _3 |/ s1 J: p; m1 D4 m" YIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
8 E! ^0 ]! g( W* n! ]& }, tthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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4 t1 u. O5 a$ i- z; M. lThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
/ K' I0 V; S$ G- I0 Ikonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 t2 G0 Q0 q9 f4 Z/ _5 L4 Ktroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
4 B/ g  }% `+ o, [7 l5 `fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& ^# c4 h; S8 h
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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2 D7 S9 c: O$ U9 q, t6 ~* {Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" x8 p) i2 i" X, G# L
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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# i' F7 k4 I' E& V* u# m. hAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with+ n- @/ |; ?( [4 c
"z" and "w" with "v".
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& v1 E) ?- s4 n2 ?, BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. o* m9 V4 \0 i: S0 {
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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( E3 X) ~- s; WZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- x, N2 d& z" l' A* N. `7 g. I: R- F
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.) |, v# t( w, v- T' W) c8 R
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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/ g. G9 F% o$ rIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. X7 X$ J+ ?& z( c
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ S) ~, P! _/ Xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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* K# W% m0 L  D  g[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 V. Z/ E' D' T8 g( kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 Y2 h; T  O- R& z3 E

0 q' h& O' E9 n0 d& W& ]' y4 V[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  v* J& j8 U% C" y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 j. g% k, x  n这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: Q4 @  F7 g6 K; f  O你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 v, ^6 S/ a" J; d

9 Y7 v3 X5 {6 P* H焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; F+ i! K& S* V8 z9 z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* @# N+ X4 U7 h4 @惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% c- k# J7 `. G* F  v$ r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 {1 K. m; n$ j+ O% v% A路过,让你们看看我的波

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