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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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3 [( B  A, R) |+ w* vAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" X# M' x6 ?: Q3 h, Kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" g& v7 t& g* t0 v/ bplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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& b3 n/ W3 E- E( U; ~In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ h/ o1 I/ B  e+ _The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( w% n' O! n3 a, z, @
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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$ z/ j4 R3 c. y' EIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# @% R) X$ a4 a/ q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- U0 {8 g1 W- g' I1 P: _; k
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with; V; m% J+ D8 b
"z" and "w" with "v".
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8 D& q8 u% z2 M' w  j$ }9 YDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 k+ q6 I" G2 B2 p0 ]
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 u8 I& q. J' \8 \5 E, l) s
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( z6 M( k, D8 N- Q0 J: q6 Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( \, k# M+ C; D. U2 N9 Z2 r还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  ^# J# V( l! m" l$ Y* ^+ r! G& b
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! \+ U9 i; z/ Gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 j* m/ e' I  t! T$ mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& @9 u( A) T/ H# _( p# C
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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. }2 O/ G& f2 _               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ y/ Y$ Y( c8 S" s1 s  \
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 s, k' D2 f( V0 T$ {& Y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' f  R9 M6 K$ A+ I& q  u
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 U: P. n/ h4 ~" N0 V
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* L) B& l" X  @  F1 }3 U  F# V  x
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" h# j. s! ?, q7 a
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 E& ]5 g8 M; J- I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ k# q  U+ I1 f( |1 |! \# f& [3 P, p路过,让你们看看我的波
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