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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! P1 n$ P6 u" W
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- F- T: T" Z. S8 ^9 S
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 h5 g4 U: O. {1 H
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" ?6 v$ y* b- [& B% [! iIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; Q' h2 \+ ?& b! ^  a* A/ S8 A
the sivil servants jump with joy.8 N5 r- W5 q. R, M  r, ?6 @
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 o4 k  z6 N  e3 `, k& K; r6 ?
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.! @( o1 G, n2 @) V7 |: L) z
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$ J5 V! K- B* h$ y3 A1 pThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: m: C5 z8 {. k! D. \! Z5 u; a% a
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% ?+ R5 f3 N8 B$ B1 J
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ i& w$ w/ E$ \3 W' S" C! ]3 [

9 B' l6 \6 K- E1 \: \! WGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; l) d- E- r5 ]0 U; Q1 k6 g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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6 Y3 Q! n- A: YBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# T; r' {) \; v' h- C- {
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 R( R2 j$ r4 d6 ^  f- |
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu1 S9 a% c0 p3 ]3 E# f
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. @- G8 L9 c. U/ g. i' }
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! R. d& A! r3 A0 y" B( H$ d
forst plas.
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. h+ t' V" ^- ?, }" n  WIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* d9 X: X3 W6 H+ |
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 w  D4 {- N7 i2 g) _6 j3 |& Usuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! Z0 o' u7 b- G, e( w) L5 D

- i( o6 T# s) E* {) y8 X; {! n[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 K; Z$ K! [" [5 D/ H' v/ V
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* M' z. t8 q7 y" b4 \5 Z1 Z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" S; W$ L, x7 i# N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. ~% `0 u- s/ {9 A  X0 p
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( }. ]7 u5 F. @& \. G* Z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 _. C) e0 E+ n+ p  @

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  t! T% [) C3 B: e; D惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 Y3 o1 Y( Y* }' r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( }2 l: c1 x8 {  w6 n路过,让你们看看我的波

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