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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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8 G- W4 D: g, s7 y$ d7 hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; G; J, q) R9 t& s2 A; |4 g$ j( Z5 y
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" x2 ]' l2 T  P) U, m# q5 iplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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8 `! `; c" L4 G/ r5 x6 q5 Y4 \In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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5 j! t6 O7 ?; Q+ n9 X8 zThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( y- K. g( Q" s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 w) a! L: q. A: `

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
  z& C0 T0 t% Y) E8 i4 @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 q6 G0 V6 l+ q$ ^  j6 a
fotograf 20% shorter.# k$ M* t, i8 v3 F
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ H4 J7 w2 F+ e2 }8 B
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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0 K+ c% W) K7 }* v# GAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, z; U" ^/ |2 L: G0 _
disgrasful and it should go away.- {0 c: G/ h2 m
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& y" M. i' H0 u5 ^- Z; M+ N; M4 Y
"z" and "w" with "v".
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  @/ d& ]- N7 [5 x. u$ mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- M5 l8 J" m- E/ m" V* ~/ Y. g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: a1 W% @8 ~8 N# ]2 n0 m  o4 o
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, C" P& k8 g4 \9 |- U1 _# T
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* F! H7 B! h4 l5 }% n" {. u! w1 s
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 F" Q( \) s6 X/ V
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:1 q5 T! l: Y/ G' K3 I+ B
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  r1 b# ?9 A0 |3 H2 d7 O
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 O: L) c) Q; r  u, f) xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ m5 [, w# B2 d, }  [$ N

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: E4 t; K" N# i; Q6 @
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; x4 q3 p, p; V. g, v5 u4 I/ ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ G$ \4 J# @( F, _! h6 b你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:) x% X2 D  @) c/ P

% N* J' v% K+ g. s, O1 x* ?: {焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, A% N/ U5 t8 j& G# m% K! l' l
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) ?3 B  j7 ^( L) n  T% t" w2 [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ x: q; I8 ?4 Z! v9 w路过,让你们看看我的波
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