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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will; K. U5 o  v, C% [8 y* c+ Q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  C7 }4 ^  S: d  t( k
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  s% |) E0 ]* b" a- Iplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! N2 V1 n$ `; W4 T7 v+ D: IIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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- w, W+ ]; _8 O# y" jThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 {  @3 ?% M3 f: W- U( f: w
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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  `& W, ]+ L. \8 gIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to8 ~3 Y' f6 `. j" a
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ b7 S  j7 W" {
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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/ _  O. d. d) i3 V% XAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# w! T* R% n) E2 n; k
disgrasful and it should go away.4 H# S. b8 {2 v0 r$ H# Q& e
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 s0 L2 m1 J& r
"z" and "w" with "v".! V' b2 a, ^3 J8 U5 ]/ E; m; G& v
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, R& b! l. \- Y9 Y( Q% {1 Pafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 O6 g0 g% n/ v. R; V3 r

2 \' x/ a  |: T4 I/ z) WZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu$ a; t9 T4 O1 d, @7 U1 J$ r6 x: S" ]
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.' ^5 `: X/ A9 J& ]
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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; g  ]  y, t: C, v/ ?& p5 \If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( x) s( \8 H! |+ g) D9 Z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% ^4 X9 o/ Z* i7 Y# U, N
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 |# W) {: W3 e0 p( A5 ]6 l8 Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) p* x1 {& x( `- J
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! X. D* j3 n; Q+ Z0 l' n& c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:  U; P4 B+ d! y
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; |' C9 p8 i3 r  h+ f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! H& G! O: `; w
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 x5 d, v& f& a; H# R) i你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: W' A: H3 O0 v' K/ N( o/ {4 p% ^5 B2 b
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!- ^9 e$ {7 C2 `0 f
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:( C# O: G# X  @. A! ?
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% r$ K8 T( Q2 Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) ~( e4 N5 a' |
路过,让你们看看我的波
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