欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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& j# l: D/ x+ i6 u- {3 u" L$ ]As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) l' T. W) c: u: Y: p0 w4 sspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

' r5 P: M0 I! {; {In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

8 a& b/ |' {# B+ Y6 RThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
; a" J5 j# w/ ?  ?; B1 Bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


$ W5 w2 s( b* D9 {* sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, J. U* e2 I" n; P. W5 Qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
2 ?! e4 z# C* f8 t. u# d" jfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ j. r% m+ g" R( h# p/ Sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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0 @8 e5 @( m' R* D1 K: NGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
! T! i. V& u6 ]# D( F3 Fben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
" b" l) f$ X9 w, S3 M+ Y+ I* Cdisgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
- _6 M' O. @5 ]"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 n/ J! s; u# `$ L& ^" qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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4 ^( P% X" K3 p9 ], s2 \1 H' ?Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 W& @, U3 v" M) J  Z; x) x. O+ C4 vUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
0 H+ C8 B( G% V/ |" Fforst plas.
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) y# s$ H6 F" d5 J; l1 a0 LIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 l& h6 c2 ?' B" x, Hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! W& u0 `0 E; ]; ?# bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
) M* _4 l, E! [6 t- s) }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
- a  h& O' t; W+ T你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 s3 b1 Q# l3 [* n& X. ^+ X焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* {: }$ m; o  x3 w+ e% N! Z惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& M( l. v' m( Y  ^路过，让你们看看我的波

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