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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' |! ]1 K; P; g$ q2 q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 h/ q) n8 Q5 \6 C2 D: z
the other possibility.1 Q, b3 R) x& F9 |. G( m

' W! ^  ~3 H* m1 j& e. xAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# v+ Y' l. @* w1 N9 T/ mspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: e" b1 Z* X) ?; Vplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ b/ z7 P' y8 ~( M3 W# y' S

% D2 S, }+ ]$ I1 ?- J7 d0 FIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# r+ f5 ?: @1 J; @6 g9 E2 S6 a4 g
the sivil servants jump with joy.( w2 j& Q9 n, i- d  E: H

2 D3 \$ ]" \* ^. w7 _The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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; z- J3 R1 c# IThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 F& i& @/ K& T; N! qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. }+ N/ }" Y2 f
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 l# T+ I) R6 U1 Nben a deterent to akurate speling.! K+ N& d3 n$ `( ^& [5 f' y: _

  I& g8 g) S; l' T6 ^, NAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 y' g2 V3 B8 `/ A* T( w& K
disgrasful and it should go away.! z9 R0 y7 G7 {9 J
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with1 n. v; p* P' u* u; H+ r) A
"z" and "w" with "v".
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! a' A/ j5 N# p; g% H5 v: p( g$ mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
5 h. o6 L* a& g! j2 g. H1 w3 N( fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) u) I5 s5 [. m

# V: R* {% R9 cZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& B& c) s# Z3 J, e* o
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 |2 T4 S& D2 z. }Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 G1 F3 N8 |) }
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ y  i! ?3 i. Z5 S+ ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 N& ]6 H# Z& b6 `1 G" m; {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 {+ g+ }, S3 l
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: Q: c, d( @  U. w7 ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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, F& u5 P6 n' V; `, D[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 D. g5 b: O' N4 e6 d+ {

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 M& a3 E' }8 h" U' F% U; S0 l这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 }1 U" Z* ]! w( c$ a2 M5 u; n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ B) P6 H% F2 f: S' g$ F你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( c- B1 K! N6 l* H& I+ w

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; |- z5 k' R7 C* `# K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ H! |) ~- p+ @/ E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:% O( ~4 x$ Q( f
路过,让你们看看我的波

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