欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

/ X% k9 I' a4 C5 n8 F/ [5 UThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
0 [. N9 y; |; U* u3 Akonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 ?  R; Z$ e/ G# C9 ]3 g/ Q. oreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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2 O  A+ {" d2 g0 h( i" TGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ N0 m$ @/ f& b5 V3 ~ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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  Y, o; B+ @1 S- t1 x0 y2 t3 {9 W$ PDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
' v$ V! d; k, X. v# R( ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

) v8 y& r- y' {: T$ o1 L* bZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 @8 p/ K2 Z- Aunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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& E% Y3 `0 i0 l3 A6 U4 }5 JIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
+ N; x$ S$ O) ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

+ o, V3 i, t7 @1 Kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ u7 u. k# ]% d( ~这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
/ i; q/ @4 ^& g8 Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( @; ^% U" a# `; K0 I7 J$ g7 a$ R你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

+ U* i; ?" n. t! h焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 U7 Z! m) v4 D1 q0 o惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
* K" o+ @( r* w' R' P  Y, O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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