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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- T3 y4 y9 [. b8 \: a
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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' z! g' S% Z) ^* o3 |; pAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" [$ \. }3 N2 H4 W: J4 P8 R
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 G+ V+ V; x- E9 A  ]  _: K
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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# p9 D+ N$ H6 ~% z; OIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( r. u0 l. v$ w7 v5 L9 u
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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- C  q4 s! I) Q7 F/ v! AThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ V% h2 P' F  x7 x* r
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( ~+ c' v- Q  r
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) E4 @1 D0 p1 {* C7 N  x6 f

7 l, R, C, b4 y+ ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 @6 U( F& P( b$ ^$ m
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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' }* Q. }/ [, b% ?. ^( D6 J& YAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ f4 c# u% Q* U5 S3 F
disgrasful and it should go away.8 Q) j4 Q' b. i) x" P, E
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" Q4 g1 i& r0 o& O
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.& X+ J8 l1 G3 j

# f0 O" @# j; n/ Z: AZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu/ ]* R0 I* X! P# l
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." r: M2 m$ ?8 ^6 Y$ ]3 C) s( P
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze$ s' ~7 f$ c6 B2 c7 b
forst plas.
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4 W* a, z/ f$ `+ T+ OIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) R# X8 g2 c5 I6 \还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( q* q1 F4 U% G6 W6 `9 ]8 F9 O
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; H' |; d# P+ n  a4 q! y& S

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 s3 j8 o! f# \. R6 T2 B) i" t$ i0 Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! l. x: `7 c: I3 T+ B" t8 v
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* n  s/ C+ w, x  Z+ A: i

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 Z( A( _: q8 v9 O. v8 l
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ T% h- K/ g: |" Q) u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
3 n8 I+ M/ z) o0 e' N( D你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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0 u. A. n2 h, w; I+ d焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!$ N' ~7 M4 L) ]7 M# ^% }
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" g% l0 ?! T" X6 q8 d
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. h) a8 C0 {7 h) w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: h. ^. d& w0 W" f9 C" n5 ^/ n
路过,让你们看看我的波
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