欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; t9 n  }4 @5 K: H; Nbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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5 M3 h" C+ N+ H' G  N' mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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* G6 V( b- i5 UThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: p5 i; S& d' _1 b+ n2 l. ^konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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" |4 N! }- G8 @; b7 hThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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# I2 q7 `3 P$ L6 eAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
8 s! }( |  W$ `. Y! N+ Ndisgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
) S  o+ v& i) h2 @"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
: s% g% w# t8 ^/ ^! V4 }. w  q. ]understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: `4 b4 Q# Z- F7 `8 ~( L+ dUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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7 |6 N/ ]4 k2 f& wIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
, H. W: U9 n4 P# w$ ]1 u还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- v9 H% q/ x, p0 B$ H" e# N) I0 h  }+ Sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( o9 o% x9 {5 Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
8 T1 t7 ~+ ~% v这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
0 s/ y/ m& ~0 @% X$ O' H* _# l1 R好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ m3 j5 G; K; T" W  V: c+ R你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

% f2 }4 P$ N, d$ m, C焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 N' J' O% N; X( A+ \) |惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
8 J; |3 g1 ~+ B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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