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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! J9 D5 ^- c. q. F5 h8 c
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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! u. ]$ E2 h9 e4 J. W  c) [* SAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 M- _6 n( C9 T' C5 S
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
5 x! A' \8 K! c. o% L. dplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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- v6 p, ^: |# W4 K! X: O5 FThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 L/ D# p: b  O* O7 pkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* U7 Y0 s& S) w5 w, G1 h- v
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' G2 `" `+ A0 j' X7 w: g, t1 A
fotograf 20% shorter.
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3 _8 v1 x. f7 r  x' s3 pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' S  H+ Y+ p. ^7 [' Dreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! H- @2 M! u! D5 G6 x3 X
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 F, i& Z5 P2 U
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& e0 A$ w( F# @) v" n8 k/ V/ t9 f
disgrasful and it should go away.5 _8 u" l3 t; `: C. @; x

2 z  u  s7 @9 MBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. H! P' r$ Y+ e  p" b" S/ E/ I& f
"z" and "w" with "v".7 g9 W4 w! M: v6 P1 l/ K9 w, O- k

% X  U" X; O% D! t' v% B# P' CDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
7 ^2 ], `! V/ i6 G' o; g( m) }6 Xafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu! S0 y! F5 W! n$ ?: N
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., v7 L3 s0 q; ?2 @3 |1 M
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:, a! j: `6 d6 D3 r8 p8 _2 ~
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, Y/ H! |5 \7 S/ F+ x# b3 O. G
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* G0 c5 U) R- G4 N/ z' M, w

  u1 a/ s, N  x" o% K/ }( ]. A8 s[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:3 s! ^$ j4 W3 G+ y* R+ T! G0 f! t7 {
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. O. O) `% V, g/ p3 P$ a( N* E
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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6 E! t% s( T! ?& K               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 O( @/ ~; V6 Y0 ~2 P' y: R$ M这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% D$ P- C. s* k
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:  l" ?; P  c8 l3 {8 c
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; v. k- m: F) H4 K6 f' _你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
5 l! m+ d$ Q& F5 p8 _( w9 L/ l& e' p惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 u/ P- E5 Y. N8 l; |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# V9 J$ Y5 P1 z3 S, Z1 Z6 U. X1 I+ \
路过,让你们看看我的波
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