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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will( Z+ L4 A  m/ g+ k, t: [
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% I( p8 b) Y$ l6 E2 E
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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2 I, f# I6 G2 F( j  _/ y3 Z' Wplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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( r" T' O0 \' D2 e3 VThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' ]2 n: c6 @' L5 B+ y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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" G) u& ?( t2 i( I5 |There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 h# l) O3 w3 \8 S- u0 d
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 o+ e# g% k' n. [* T- Q! [' d
fotograf 20% shorter.! E* E' f. ]0 O1 I
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ Q. E- W6 k0 G& m: s9 {# J5 j! a
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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) V" d; L7 `3 z1 M) `* zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 Z2 {/ e/ m, Q0 D
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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3 Y, R; E3 W' p6 r6 vAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# `( @, h7 ]' l9 a  a: ^+ m8 E
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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6 p4 \' k" y) F. K- e3 |( w  D: GDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ Z! H+ X: I7 Z  w; a5 L9 _
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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* u& O- O/ z! X4 R& ]8 _Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 Q+ u$ K3 w- j, C
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ ^2 g2 l% \3 h3 D, k% v$ ~3 ^4 BUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* P' L; F  ^; `+ K8 k  c6 x3 w* SIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 ^. i* I3 Z4 w0 d; T5 y
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. X3 u5 o5 v0 |6 ~1 dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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% T6 M: I2 z/ x" E, W* H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" ]4 L' l: n1 O9 r% y) L5 x! t
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  ~1 k/ ^$ K4 W

2 g5 ?# b, I. D# n7 s4 v1 q, w* v. r[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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" C2 V$ c0 W( `: x+ j, \0 f. t" M' @$ b               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: i7 x+ c) k& S/ S
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( \$ C3 X  d5 ^5 N3 L4 s4 q, x你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. h, p% Q6 A) \, A, V9 V

% g! {; L1 J2 K" u- S% v& H焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 G0 L$ N3 y& Y& O0 |: `* i2 |

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ f0 U9 j$ J4 |
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! e4 Z$ Z& D: I( a/ A2 k4 _' J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:2 b$ S8 O; N$ c! d( x) }( S2 z
路过,让你们看看我的波
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