欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
: X. u' e  c% Y* Cbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
; r3 F, j) ~5 P" mthe sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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; W+ K8 m/ s! a; FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, B. D) B$ [4 M/ E2 n( Ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
3 _! L* _8 _$ _  f$ Y8 y0 efotograf 20% shorter.

1 g5 g: z: j! k- }& ?; V( Q# x  \In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
: @5 s- g$ ]- h! i; L# freach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ b1 o* K; A0 Iben a deterent to akurate speling.
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0 r/ U5 u2 |9 ~! h3 g2 b$ Z  g- u: WAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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6 C! A+ w7 r7 X1 }0 _# p/ ABy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
$ W+ m7 U# {/ e/ e( t0 w8 {"z" and "w" with "v".

+ U  d5 s$ N$ t. D9 I7 T) {, P, aDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 Y, a5 ^0 M% E6 i0 e1 t& h/ u$ lafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* i/ O% P# s/ Y+ F8 |+ L  @) \understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' N6 c( d6 ~. bUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( y8 @2 Y6 q0 D! _) X这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
# b4 n  l* I* T# z1 L惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ Y* f  m4 p; B# x路过，让你们看看我的波

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