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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will( R, }1 `0 z% {+ m) q! ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
6 R! f$ l4 n' Z6 [2 ithe other possibility.( x" P" R$ K; d+ T

& q2 t1 x+ B( TAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 ~) ]* M& x$ b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; j* g" n5 E9 x
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 U) U# Q' B) |8 h

" a# L- H0 |: W' ?0 z% _In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ z) a/ h9 @: N2 ]
the sivil servants jump with joy.. h* f) n' a0 Y: h- q2 A

7 m) K! q' `4 uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 O% E, \$ H( T( R
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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! D2 W  L& c- R5 N  F) I' c7 o8 u+ jThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ e3 a4 [0 `, ]7 z6 H
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 F% g! {5 ?3 R; K" u* Z4 V
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' t6 B+ y" n. \$ @) ~; b& q9 x
ben a deterent to akurate speling.+ Z* B& e$ W' v6 \* B
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ F- {; r- R: V4 F' C! S# n* n
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 U/ ?0 [1 L+ l% r4 `( l0 V8 p; \9 dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; O2 c8 t) C: |) g. e9 t, f# x
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% I6 Z1 z6 }$ |1 a4 w
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' s/ h( ]' @: E2 S2 L# EUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 W: G( Y6 s) |7 c9 A  Z" F
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ T3 C, k( I, U$ o0 r9 m' t# x) Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, l6 |) O: L; t, udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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: z8 e+ m+ ?* ]8 D# _! I[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); D; v; i# A; i, p9 d  c
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 S: J$ b( a6 r* a( W5 K) b& m/ l
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) R: j6 e  l4 j. z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:( Z2 v; e* y4 Q. D5 x* e
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 d' X- Z6 s" [1 ^0 Q) S" I3 y/ |; f你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! D1 a6 ]. D4 Q( |
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- G- |& o3 E1 Z& M" W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 z1 D6 d( k- X3 t5 ]* n$ f; I9 P
路过,让你们看看我的波

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