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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English n. R/ q3 G' }4 s$ p
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- V, [- i) X- ^. j# Vplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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J3 {5 I1 `" n7 A- J6 v( p8 q& eIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
7 H8 J$ J8 W# n6 uthe sivil servants jump with joy.. I. y% r' z: x: y( F
- _! B" h; ]3 R U& Y0 {The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
. v Y, u" {8 m3 s! vkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: J# }# T5 c7 w: F
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 h! M2 A* I- Jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
3 G6 I4 c Y, ~" q" U! j- ofotograf 20% shorter.! |" [" _! y1 v" S2 Y" V) T9 T
) X9 `: ~( o8 V0 Q0 U- iIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to y4 s/ @+ D; l1 U
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.( X6 |! T. n* ~
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 b1 L4 ^; G3 L- I
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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3 O2 t7 G0 ?2 CAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: H/ v# X+ v: N3 G$ W! h9 x
disgrasful and it should go away.$ L3 V# r; u: w# o2 U+ y8 [' T% Z
" I$ p( T$ p! S3 F4 q$ N: UBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 ^& k# Q; q1 \, A
"z" and "w" with "v".
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' N% q: b9 r$ N3 tDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. ?0 b* w: `/ n$ g% a' X
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 v" a( n# S* b8 E
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
x4 B6 j6 B# i+ @! E% _understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
. E8 X( n, ~9 U% {* SUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, v2 [8 B: H2 u% l3 {
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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