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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" W2 E, B/ g4 k8 X; @* `
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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6 b9 D0 i0 i& q) a' iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 t; ?) {) H4 O8 J6 u1 z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in: r9 D8 x" a% J6 f; O( J
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ {4 k5 M6 y3 c+ ?: K+ ]1 g

6 i! }1 x4 [% [/ }6 [In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: B! D6 L( @  z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.7 I* _: W! z! A3 @! j5 m
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, L9 i; h. R& P  ^There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 o. B4 {( h" ?9 d' dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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9 d2 d- \$ t. `* ?, F4 iGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
/ d% V1 [2 c5 g5 O! @ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is! N+ r4 c3 N+ u) x6 h: i* D! r4 X
disgrasful and it should go away.+ Z% n* l3 `; h8 N/ K: n7 D* _
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 }- `# ]; `) i5 C9 a
"z" and "w" with "v".+ X3 u! r  e3 S+ [
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ b" O/ ~5 i2 k+ w; d. _0 [% yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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3 ]' R+ s, X; ~Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 D3 X+ X9 c; c0 q1 ]) }" r1 R) S2 e
forst plas.
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! a$ G% \4 ~/ i( J0 K' A# b0 oIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 A$ l8 f- b0 W/ o3 F8 L! k4 U
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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, f, p+ _% A1 h. D9 [- m0 I4 vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 z+ ?7 Z' ^# c* q[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ Z  E1 x, e! }. y& l
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." V7 t& f7 ^. F5 T! A- {
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ |9 j. Z  e) f1 o- F' v这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: `) C" P  P4 X) B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 n. i& w9 z& x! L% ?+ j6 e
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
3 G8 f6 E  N# F3 }. f5 ~6 U你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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  I& t; g, t$ j: k焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( @! k* b1 X6 o% h9 \' U9 V" S惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 D* ]0 f4 C0 C好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 T$ T. b1 _" L2 X9 H$ T
路过,让你们看看我的波
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