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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 {# J: T5 l6 E
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 Q- `" d) n1 Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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6 l6 N( S$ K- l7 WThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
8 Y) ~( \; I& s- z5 ?* `+ }konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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' Y& M1 Y5 Q& M* M0 Q( WThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- w6 d# f4 G7 G) J$ F# Z+ W- s4 Otroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ \. H8 B7 C) w8 i
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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8 J# r2 o% a* c& WAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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/ w( ^, f' R- U6 ^7 s& @$ M0 ZBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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/ E& \/ j3 H& R- B1 C/ _' UDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 T. W. u# m% V3 b
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., \! S& I7 ~* {% N3 G

5 \3 j# ~+ g5 J9 E! aZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
$ g3 |% B3 l& funderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.& v4 {6 j5 @1 P2 g* S" Y
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 g' w' t5 V3 @6 S2 k
forst plas.
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# x& B+ T3 a; gIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: J  \8 w; {+ k( g7 r* A, l
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, T( _0 |  Y2 v& E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

+ a3 z- n% [8 S3 Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% Z# P: y, _5 ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! W& F9 n' B. R0 w
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 f, N" c9 m5 X  g% t* a% f$ O6 B+ h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* d0 ?: D4 h8 ?0 h6 t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 N9 @4 M1 q- h# b( g" e

1 o9 S  @7 i: I1 M3 ^, y" F焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. `% A8 _* `/ Z3 H
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" v+ F3 o  y1 \3 \" l8 B
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  _% c4 o! H2 [1 B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& w7 x' \3 \: Q6 j% s' r- F) u. _: ]路过,让你们看看我的波

8 H& _6 l' K* l. ]8 D/ U谢谢分享
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