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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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& C" Z- r7 n& Y, s( j# g( ]So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
2 E  N* f0 j4 m5 A- M7 TFor their first night together.  
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  3 B4 A! a7 T& E

* \" R6 n- w  X5 f, a9 a# \" DShe replies -  No.  ; Z: a9 @8 x3 _8 X. [

& u' H$ C" c/ J2 ]6 \2 X2 L2 GJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
4 c4 V* O; R( P$ q$ rJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -" p+ m! `- Y1 E! S4 ]1 l
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
2 m2 g# E* }- d" O' b5 S( }She replies - No.
- A  }) I# p, ^# L* c! g1 _# n" M: IJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  ' l6 o  `0 i9 Y  z+ p
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
+ H9 Q* o* e' _7 }' ~After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -; j# f" i* m' u; r
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?0 T4 [3 x3 B1 \; N( ^
His mom says -  No.    / m$ V7 ?1 M( Q
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  7 x1 S  l4 K  O: b0 C
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
3 f6 [& M# u4 C0 f7 C' }He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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