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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 2 k: L8 Z" D% B& o: P! M" Y
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
* R  J; r5 `$ i% {For their first night together.  ' h" J+ `5 R1 ~0 X; b, u

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% k4 D6 p3 W! C. ~, nIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
9 K7 g0 z- O+ m" Kgets up and has his breakfast.  ; [0 M- b1 L6 M- v
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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6 w0 n9 |% p, ]: ^/ h  \8 oShe replies -  No.  " S% |/ P$ a: `

% z! ~8 Z; n# _( e4 v) W: c$ V) \Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?" X5 C6 w" w6 t& ^
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
* T2 B( n3 z& V8 X& |' c; mJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -/ J: w5 j2 d/ Z4 D
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
" d! A2 }8 ]! pShe replies - No.5 S. ?0 b7 q" e2 z) Y
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
" \2 V$ I# c2 {+ E( {+ c' cHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..2 [- V! O. q% t2 q, Y! Q' Q
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
# d9 r- N" c/ ?; s) ~/ c9 u' M- _* QAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
- S, c) p& V9 Q) k! v4 n6 ^3 ?- tHis mom says -  No.   
4 E" ?/ b. g7 ?4 F, l. P6 M( HHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
" j- A9 L, t9 F) DHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think- ?  Y/ [. P9 D# E9 S
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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