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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 1 z2 M8 w; S* I' }; T' B; c
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house6 K7 i  Y9 L+ z, {
For their first night together.  
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; W7 W) F" S1 u. r9 kIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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. h* q& `$ H" @  E8 R8 Q: L5 kAs he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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She replies -  No.  
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?. h+ H3 L. x" X8 M
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.5 h$ e- X& M& o3 k* G9 {
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -2 @( z( r% z. M
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?4 A& [: v- Z0 O
She replies - No.: m4 {* c/ o) v/ f6 ^$ `
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  + k( A4 f/ }7 J8 _
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..# h) j; a2 J5 Z* z# z/ K8 Y
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
# i8 I0 E$ O2 a- e$ z% M7 ZAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
- u4 Y+ m7 [5 J: }/ nHis mom says -  No.   
) X0 y7 s1 S: zHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  7 n) d( r1 o6 ~
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
; l' O: `6 ]" D' R1 ]; FHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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