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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 1 S1 ~: m  q0 u. u
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house% l, @6 i9 w4 m; |5 Z4 F
For their first night together.  
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* w" r+ V; }8 q4 f; B# l" hIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
8 D' r  x8 E# {4 U7 @gets up and has his breakfast.  
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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5 S, }/ F  o0 c- r, V1 j2 pShe replies -  No.  0 T: E# k( n1 a) e& O9 m
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?/ K  k* v, W7 ]& n/ e8 x/ g; Q
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.* @+ a$ M3 V6 H0 T7 l" n4 @! J. v, r
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
* ~/ _, E' ]" m# `8 EAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
  v, T  y# U' ^$ j' [* hShe replies - No.7 z3 p# C! r, \. h% ]
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
0 d" o" W5 X. R* q' Z  DHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
+ |  d6 D- b& m; ^% K# S7 W. iAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
1 E9 _+ A; N$ }7 ~, v$ vAre Paul and Mary up yet ?5 u8 G9 k+ H2 g
His mom says -  No.   
* ]7 n$ h3 Z' L/ t% A4 u4 X3 k5 eHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
" @. @. F  i' H0 F2 i1 hHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
' R# Y" T) z( U0 }( |$ I+ dHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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