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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. $ ?) M; Z# X3 t+ H9 H/ |+ M# F! e' J
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house& n! o8 d5 }8 p( E7 {7 u- F5 c
For their first night together.  
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -$ Q2 t0 n" s2 B$ `4 g3 l5 C
gets up and has his breakfast.  , J+ |, j% j& |) N% j6 t

6 ~" ]! I& r1 UAs he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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She replies -  No.  + Y7 ^. \+ C! f+ T# Y

7 @& S! V# {; b! qJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?# R9 j* a5 I- N* |+ w
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.7 [% U+ Y* v6 n
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -; o& p& S& t7 F' D( B- z
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
3 k. a' k# G, a) ]' T6 lShe replies - No.
& I! G& ^% Q' j5 Q( SJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  ) O; y7 O; V& U/ m; h+ J. r5 K
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..  S0 z. N% L; {5 m. T; y! K1 N
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -& C$ a0 a" \3 d" D
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
, g+ o* I" A* ~0 z6 ]  [His mom says -  No.   
7 W0 X5 J3 ?2 m3 V% P2 t3 _* KHe asks - Do you know what I think ?    |9 x- P5 p: g9 Z
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think( O0 g5 U* D# E3 x
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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