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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house" N1 X. F8 U* N! }- V$ q
For their first night together.
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -& T. N* F7 ~& a* _1 c
gets up and has his breakfast. : t1 V! G3 i" ~8 Z0 B9 _8 L
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet. 4 r) |3 z8 c7 s1 o2 x5 o& X3 q- D
- K1 H5 W; V% V( O+ O& qShe replies - No. 0 v$ X6 \ E8 @* R3 F1 G7 c; j, W9 ^! [
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Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?) V, j8 w* d9 t+ _6 c& M( e& f
" q1 c* f7 t& n" Q; UHis mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
4 _0 p4 [/ x3 \Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
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She replies - No./ R8 Q7 I7 I0 j3 D- \
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ? / ~$ u5 {# @% B) r8 H5 Z
His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..
& G( P+ m6 k8 Y. FAfter school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
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0 {5 r( P) v' W3 {& S4 |His mom says - No.
0 v2 d1 _. A$ n8 A/ w3 mHe asks - Do you know what I think ? 4 j' N3 r4 v( z$ Y& j' I/ \
His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think% U+ ~. C% J9 j4 U3 L
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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