埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1781|回复: 7

一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
& X  [6 s' g+ s# t% @5 V. U% K) q
2 r, d6 n- k1 }' r8 wDear Mr. President:
5 k- _* U2 S- p2 m  p5 g9 q3 E  n5 n* V- D# b
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.( X8 H: {& u) v, O$ _/ N, l8 q0 H
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
+ P0 L% u' n' ]the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following( T: E; Y0 C" X+ s1 j, r% r$ T
plan.  C0 Q& r( I) Z

* v8 K6 z& o( T8 oYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
" t, h- v3 z) B) }" X. a* R1 `0 r+ l( r; s9 P3 ^4 T: u
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
3 b0 T, H1 k- \7 }& h4 R5 D, a+ z& C' \
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
# I- q" p" i- z( Zfollowing stipulations:( h: J. J; @1 B4 Q, S- [

7 O* m1 h2 k' @7 l9 U+ O1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -4 P3 h0 l* N" i7 n2 K+ [; L
Unemployment fixed.
& `' k1 W7 t/ r% w. U, k. l+ R. w" ^' N( x
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-5 ?$ ^; q$ J& i! u4 z3 L0 M; F
Auto Industry fixed.
) D- \3 c' U9 T0 z/ l5 u) x# V6 ?; P2 S7 l0 Y/ {, m2 M! V: `
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
: {/ B% Q) Q  j6 E5 L- q- }Housing Crisis fixed.
0 s  c" |  ]7 \4 ?: N  B6 z' Q2 A( z. W' ^
It can't get any easier than that!: ^' ]4 B+ M+ a, N8 \3 e: ?
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their) D( l, d7 S1 u
constituent
鲜花(78) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

% t+ [5 E' V: e  I
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(4348) 鸡蛋(18)
发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
4# 紫光 5 u3 E8 D1 @5 b$ G2 N- \
) R# [% Z6 _3 I7 W' J- T
8 A. F; V3 t. K# d, p. d2 L
好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 9 f8 q5 ?+ r- f5 p& ^; a. J  ^5 l
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
鲜花(35) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
鲜花(35) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
理袁律师事务所
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2025-12-29 06:42 , Processed in 0.233914 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表