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写给美国总统：
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! e7 m; v/ C6 QDear Mr. President:, x0 l1 ^" K, U! G
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
% p0 }! K) ]1 I+ WInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander! [( x" ? f& X, t# c2 t
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following; f; J' c% b+ Y* c8 v" J" N
plan.1 |$ Q4 F2 o _$ r, j9 A1 P1 S7 `
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:$ s+ j2 \) O( n6 C' h4 n9 a2 A
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the: K3 \) O; @8 Z# V1 R' X$ t
following stipulations:
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% b7 i9 U% o& l- \! z1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
4 I& \; p" t" b% Q7 {0 mUnemployment fixed.$ Q+ Q3 z) R( y( @: Q
' x+ H# k4 O* ~8 n& { h1 h2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-- E7 {2 F' B5 j* a; N5 f
Auto Industry fixed.. h" f. G1 Z7 q5 s4 }5 D
4 D$ M$ q9 O6 Z( _* D3 ]# G# s0 b+ X3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
7 L+ x; X& p# x8 m- ~- O+ d3 b" VHousing Crisis fixed.' C6 p( c3 G! F, a) K1 b" s; L
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It can't get any easier than that!1 y. l' m9 f+ }% H
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their9 Z: a) b3 Z* W, b; _
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