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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:# Q: z4 }: b) ]/ e4 z& S% X- _
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.: t7 R- a! l) g5 v! D+ Y1 t% M
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander1 J& W. a; \5 u1 q& j
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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3 r& C* I" I! Z" K/ U- GThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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following stipulations:
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4 Z* D) e! P( D/ P* d5 A* ^8 T. J1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
1 x/ s8 \! G# u; Y( s" C8 wUnemployment fixed.
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, e$ ^. V9 Y5 o9 L2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-9 r) e* r4 q$ k6 }! d4 C2 S
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-7 Y6 _; G- K: Q/ H
Housing Crisis fixed.+ \% p( s% P; ~ ~
# Q5 E+ V g. FIt can't get any easier than that!
$ J& V2 u* L* yIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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