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3 c$ M0 E& |( L' C1 K7 U4 _$ jPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.' {. J: q3 r8 A8 v# d, b
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
# l: B+ t8 j' c# U( ethe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following. e3 q, E! S+ V( u. k( r- a
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:* x; I% T) A* A" a+ U7 ?) |
/ ]) h2 R Y# d' \There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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: X0 N6 a; t' `7 v/ @9 T) zPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
" a# S! \/ ~, F$ I' TUnemployment fixed.9 \6 e8 {4 J2 D* B2 V
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
7 X8 O6 ^% |( x* ~+ oAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-& ^% m- L# [' p) ]0 f( L2 S# v4 g0 K
Housing Crisis fixed.8 j9 d$ `0 z& }
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It can't get any easier than that!
$ z# ^, w7 Q; |: O" e* }3 {& WIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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