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/ v7 x5 y! T0 o8 [Dear Mr. President:; I: e% m& h: W. a/ B' y) r* {
, k9 T' V9 E1 `$ c& R. ]Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
* K% C8 S6 \. O6 dInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
: _7 b0 w, x% K' I- a4 Cthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:* q% y% K- c/ c4 o
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force., D+ s. w* _% [
3 U+ [, S. ^3 E+ ^% L9 R) N9 GPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the. L9 u/ E4 O$ }" A. d; Z$ A# j
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/ ^- S* a+ L( l5 r# X. k' b1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
. Y! D! i4 P5 r4 v9 F# w; ~Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
9 Q+ {( R8 _/ b: R: w& o3 G% m' zAuto Industry fixed.
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( R, U' r1 H! O& Q) {. z3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ n: t" d9 C6 C! W3 N8 N
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!/ n6 R2 s" X+ {0 f. G1 S/ o
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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