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6 h+ H) Z: |2 w; N; ~Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
7 h- ?1 C J# ]+ bInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander" h' i h" B9 n/ s
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:2 ]! ^4 z G1 X( s1 \8 r5 D$ `3 X) b) U
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.- Q0 m M' s: K' C/ P
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the$ |. C: d9 M5 P# d0 P6 a/ H- F2 p
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
& K" u$ f! J: q: ?* A4 WAuto Industry fixed.+ X! c8 i$ \" Y
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
, ]) H E) k. T D) x/ C( n0 u! {Housing Crisis fixed.
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+ ]1 P. C: A" m: \It can't get any easier than that!
9 o. E# |% I3 E5 W8 y! MIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their2 u0 r7 v, Z! s7 q
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