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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:& u# L/ D$ r! x+ N9 K  v% F: [6 j3 V

" ~3 F" y' {) E: |$ a- w/ YPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.2 S" o4 b% q0 J1 a8 I
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander& C  X4 p* |0 P* n: ]: Q
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following7 B, D2 }( z' K$ {  g
plan.
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3 d4 t7 a7 O+ j4 v2 t5 S3 iYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:8 b7 Z9 d$ y# e" g+ P$ t
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.$ w8 }) y7 C/ l

; f2 Q% F/ U) t8 h' }Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the! g* Z+ _8 N3 r. I
following stipulations:* t8 E6 z7 O+ L) y% Y3 C: w
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -4 v* H% y% s7 Q" n- B( E
Unemployment fixed.; Z9 K' j$ t" \

5 Z8 f& ~- G+ e/ g4 K( E8 B2 B2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-) ?& z2 r8 r6 [
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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It can't get any easier than that!
/ V& o% E0 `. e# c0 w; @  MIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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/ U7 P/ [/ Z) m4 _% K3 J3 @好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 0 @& t4 y+ ^% c9 b4 }
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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