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写给美国总统:
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2 r, d6 n- k1 }' r8 wDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.( X8 H: {& u) v, O$ _/ N, l8 q0 H
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
+ P0 L% u' n' ]the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following( T: E; Y0 C" X+ s1 j, r% r$ T
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* v8 K6 z& o( T8 oYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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7 O* m1 h2 k' @7 l9 U+ O1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -4 P3 h0 l* N" i7 n2 K+ [; L
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-5 ?$ ^; q$ J& i! u4 z3 L0 M; F
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
: {/ B% Q) Q j6 E5 L- q- }Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!: ^' ]4 B+ M+ a, N8 \3 e: ?
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their) D( l, d7 S1 u
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