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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."7 a! ~- ?0 i, `; Q
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"Well done. Who was that?"
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' f. s" e* j4 M* k- Z+ _"My granny."% y) G' ?2 K0 g6 J

- D6 e( x% ?' ^6 B/ J" l5 [3 C"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.". n! z" {& n9 \2 o8 ]% p  W

7 F; J$ E% X  r, {"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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$ J3 g: F; b9 {“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” 6 `) R6 ?5 N0 O1 l+ c. I7 L

/ k* ~/ E4 c+ K% ]% ^# a( x( p- o4 R“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 # w' y+ W$ |0 V! }6 y6 x
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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