英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
% D" H9 ^( D- l2 R) ~4 L
) _" _+ e% U9 F& F8 k"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."
; a  E# K% l& s  @7 i
% l" H- D5 I7 r3 h- Y"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
& ^0 u; X4 ~7 p9 {
: [# Q1 _; M3 ?9 \"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点
, F. W  F. _3 r+ Y" Q7 t8 K
3 b+ Q+ H  Z2 G# G6 H! d“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
- E7 }( L7 y: i- w% B1 [1 p2 Y
“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

! M) Q4 Y! ^0 s: Q( _$ o- ^2 M“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

我行我酷

哈哈

小叶子

xixi

天涯明月夜

嘿嘿

可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

hehe