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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"$ ~9 y$ Y' |+ H

8 C2 S% I  y; c5 ?% b: e  k"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?"  {2 a1 d. L7 W( j$ l

0 \! Y( q3 T4 i"My granny."4 ?- F2 z0 a7 w1 k1 f' O

4 X3 Y$ Q/ V0 \2 H"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."$ Y" F6 S) [  p1 v+ \

1 ?# e! x, c/ `  M"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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+ B" c& C+ e# \3 A“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” 7 |! M. Z" i# X1 W( h
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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( t- H  k( ~# g# t/ s* ^8 P+ L# d“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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