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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."* X6 b, l6 O4 I5 [6 L) Y; i  i! R

3 ^, S- E) d* Y! f5 L. c% L( W( N. U"Well done. Who was that?"; k: c1 y9 [, w9 Y& R, d0 F1 d

2 M! h6 G+ i& M/ A( z"My granny."# t* f* c  `8 f6 b6 k6 ^

5 ^! [6 T; _; G"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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" C4 `# ]& h  Y, @8 u5 k“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” , s5 v5 ?! ~9 v6 ^; n/ X

2 |3 j5 ]* d9 M( n3 A( K“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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5 x& {4 P' ~1 @" F5 Q# Z“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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