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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?" A+ c/ V% @; H Q5 v
! W: q2 ^8 D" v+ f0 V( O# O2 z ?A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.; D, X0 ^! _; d3 ^2 }& w& c# A9 |
- n7 u: ?0 [1 `7 ^/ Y$ J4 EWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 4 D; d/ F0 r9 |- k& l( Q* T
' L3 B! U9 E( _Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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; _' k7 v2 C+ MThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!, M* {/ w0 d- u) K% z& [
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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2 ~3 t: e$ j# q8 a1 s- P; FHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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0 t* @1 v3 X; A' l4 }Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ o, Z4 D# X( X; ]8 }The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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