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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！) P; B. j: z/ c( r
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Where did I go wrong?3 n7 ~! m+ V0 z, q: x9 M
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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3 C$ x7 M& J4 B# nOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.3 b! z; G+ ]7 n; P. g- ~
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) r8 d9 W! C \
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 5 g# _3 O; J8 g8 h* V3 v8 \' z1 D
9 M a. H( S% B+ m8 o0 M$ {Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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* ]) V$ e1 t8 [2 e$ {2 }1 YFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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4 `0 Z# H) M4 L5 [He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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) G# L4 @7 y6 V% EHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”( k9 |8 W& `+ `3 P1 I) m
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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