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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?' }4 W$ Z' @) b% Q( t2 ?' b, h2 @
% h; I9 H- n4 gA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.4 o# e0 E# h9 x8 M' y3 f4 h
9 J* A$ e( I: b, C G A; g" ~! BOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.' B6 V2 b1 _. e' U }# o A/ p t
( h2 t1 B* J5 D! }' ^What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 0 Y8 f: N3 w# j. [3 `0 e
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. / X1 x* v4 M8 l+ m" s
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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" k0 h. w9 v+ Z1 R6 \Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. g: i4 q; x5 D3 P9 J: H- k
! b/ `4 I& y; g- D9 n; ZHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* Z) V" h$ W# F& @& K* \. A
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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( M4 Y. ]5 e+ z* T8 L, pThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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