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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?' s% l1 m& @1 W9 |# K! n; j
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. |2 p( U3 o4 b* h/ E6 S
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. B2 [5 C" Y. q. k( p, q' [
9 Z8 K6 q' g3 M: w5 s( f; gWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 3 U( g9 U2 B( x, o
5 s6 R, n* [, ~/ r7 @Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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+ H7 R" d s+ l ^! H9 G KThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ G* Q) {5 M/ ^" Q: E
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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$ O- J8 ?3 |* i# ^/ j7 BHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 r+ e; V" Q8 }! D8 X
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”: _! s. f; L$ [& z6 i
" v$ p" P6 Z& \: |3 aThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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