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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?' \! ^2 _ R( A- R, {7 x
. g$ H( Z: V1 O1 E2 h3 e6 |A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.+ k6 @* Q) u& o; g$ _4 K* n
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.3 }- A3 T6 t ~) C9 o; p0 J! h
5 t1 n6 \/ F1 L' Q' n$ A6 L, aWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) D* Q5 n2 N4 ]0 T7 X
% C% ~, u! m8 P3 [- `3 g" d9 l" lFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. . Z) e9 y, v4 B" X8 l0 f+ ^
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 x; \7 f8 F" q- W1 S9 L/ Z+ j
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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0 D; I) t/ x4 TThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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